[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

Chapter 104 Happy Valentine's Day

Unexpectedly, after hearing the answer, Thor was not only not afraid, but became interested. He picked up the colander and scooped a large spoonful for himself and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Whoa! Delicious!" Thor's eyes lit up, and he did not forget to give Lin Jiaojiao and Steve a thumbs up: "I like it!"

Little Mjolnir sat on his lap, watching Thor's fierce eating, couldn't help biting his fingers greedily, trying to stop the drool: "Papa! I want to do it too! I want to do it too! "

Steve quickly brought a set of clean bowls and chopsticks to Little Hammer.

The little hammer took the bowl and chopsticks, imitated Thor's action, and also scooped up a large spoonful, trying to swallow it in one gulp——

Then he successfully splashed all the duck blood on the ground.

Seeing that he didn't get what he wanted, Little Hammer couldn't help crying sadly: "Wow..."

At this moment, some duck blood came out of Little Hammer's bowl - Thor couldn't stand his crying, so he quickly scooped him a small spoonful.

"Thank you, Papa!" Little Hammer, who didn't care about the quantity, finally smiled when he saw duck blood again, and snot bubbles happily flew out of his nostrils.

Seeing that these two people were eating happily, Steve loosened his frown, and finally made up his mind to give it a try.

When he came into contact with duck blood, Steve was stunned. The taste was unexpectedly good, not as fishy as he imagined, but a little spicy.

"Hiss—so spicy!" Steve's lips were red and swollen, his cheeks were flushed, and he got up unbearably: "I'm going to pour some water——"

Seeing the four eating with gusto, Loki hugged the trash can, feeling his stomach getting more and more sour.

"Ouch—" No, he still can't take it!

Thinking that he actually ate the blood of the courtyard animals, Loki couldn't help vomiting even more.

Rocky: Really, I'm so stupid, why can't I think about eating this stuff!vomit……

After eating the duck blood, Thor, who was still unsatisfied, became interested in the Maodan beside him.

He stared at the fluffy egg eagerly: "Linda, what animal's egg is this? Is it delicious?"

Lin Jiaojiao smiled slightly, and did not speak, but carefully peeled off a part of the egg in her hand, and then handed it to Dasha Asgard.

Thor was puzzled, but still took it. However, after seeing the immature chick embryo inside, he shook his hand and almost threw the egg out.

"This, this, what is this?!"

"Damn." Lin Jiaojiao frowned, "A delicacy from my hometown is said to be rich in nutrition."

For the first time in his life, Thor's brain waves were at the same frequency as Loki: Really, I'm so stupid, why can't I think about asking? !

Thor swallowed hard: "Well, we have something to do today, so let's go first! Just remember to say goodbye to Rogers!"

Then, before Lin Jiaojiao could speak, Thor picked up little Mjolnir, who still wanted to eat duck blood, with one hand, and Loki's collar with the other hand, and ran away in a hurry, as if he was afraid of Lin Jiao. Jiaojiao would force him to swallow the hairy egg.

Steve went to fetch the water and came back, but found that the three of Asgard had suddenly disappeared, and asked curiously, "Where is Thor?"

"Let's go." Lin Jiaojiao shrugged, with a smirk on her face after a successful prank.

Steve pinched her nose: "Tell me, what did you do?"

Lin Jiaojiao smiled and took out the egg from before, and handed it to him.

Seeing the embryo inside, Steve was startled, but there was no change on his face.

Lin Jiaojiao stared at him for a long time, but didn't see any change in his expression, so she was a little depressed: "Aren't you afraid?"

"You." Steve tapped her forehead amusedly, and suddenly wrinkled his facial features: "Is this fear?"

Lin Jiaojiao: ...

She was so happy that she patted the table and laughed loudly: "No, no, your expression is obviously disgusting!"

However, before she finished laughing, she heard a rumbling sound coming from outside the window.

Lin Jiaojiao was wondering. The next moment, Steve suddenly picked her up and rushed out of the hot pot restaurant. She subconsciously turned around, only to see that half of the wall of the hot pot restaurant had been blown down by a guy who looked strange and suspected of being an alien. up.

"Stand here and don't move!" Steve put her in a safe place, and rushed into the hot pot restaurant again to save people.

Lin Jiaojiao, who was still a little confused, muttered subconsciously: "Actually, I also have the ability to save people!"

But this time, before she finished speaking, she froze.

etc?Where's my emoji?

Lin Jiaojiao blankly called various emojis in her mind, but found that her mind was empty. It seemed that emojis had never appeared before, as if they were all just her hallucinations.

Lin Jiaojiao didn't believe in evil, and desperately summoned her various emoticons.

"[Stew yourself in an iron pot] [Hair gradually disappears] [Put your head over, I'll give you a red buff]..."

"Ma Ma, what is this man doing?"

Little Loli passing by looked at Lin Jiaojiao dancing and chattering, and curiously asked her mother beside her.

Her mother glanced at Lin Jiaojiao, and quickly pulled the little loli away: "Go, go, this person looks mentally ill! Stay away! Otherwise, be careful that she suddenly stabs you!"

Lin Jiaojiao, who was still summoning the emoji pack, paused instantly when she heard this.

Lin Jiaojiao put her hands on her hips, aggrieved: Mental illness?I bother!Is there such a beautiful mental illness as her? !

She pursed her mouth, and suddenly wanted to throw herself in front of her boyfriend, bah, chest, and burst into tears.

It's a pity that her boyfriend is busy saving the world, and now she can't fight side by side with him at all.

Lin Jiaojiao suddenly had a little gap in her heart, and the doubts in her heart were one after another.

Will her abilities come back?If she doesn't come back, what should she do in the future?Especially when she was capable before, she was too sloppy, and provoked almost most of the super villains and superheroes in the United States, once they knew that they had no superpowers...

Thinking of this, Lin Jiaojiao shuddered all over.

No, no, she has to cheer up, but it's too late for her to exercise now, unless she also gets a serum like her boyfriend!

What's more, how many can survive under the serum?Not everyone can be Steve!This failure rate is higher than plastic surgery.

The desperate Lin Jiaojiao grasped her claws, and then made up her mind - she immediately went to her knees and begged Stark's father to sell her a steel battle armor, even if she lost everything, she would have to buy it!

If Papa Stark doesn't sell... no no no!Lin Jiaojiao shook her head desperately, rejecting this possibility.

When the time comes, she will just roll and roll, and she will have to buy back the portraits of Steve and Little Spider in women's clothing!

At this moment, Steve, who was saving people and fighting monsters, only felt a chill on the back of his neck, and a sneeze rushed out.

"Ah Choo—who's missing me?"

And Peter, who was still receiving Aunt Mei's care, also felt a little itchy in his nasal cavity, and his hairs suddenly stood on end.

Peter got up and looked around vigilantly. For some reason, he always felt as if he was being watched by something...

Holding Loki in one hand and Mjolnir in the other, Thor rushed into Stark's laboratory.

"Stark Stark!"

It was so loud that almost everyone in the building could hear it.

Stark rolled his eyes silently, and said slowly, "What's wrong, Thor?"

However, when he saw Loki under Thor's armpit, Stark couldn't hold back the coffee in his mouth and sprayed it out.

"Ahem?"

Loki, who was still mourning that he had eaten the dirty food in the atrium like duck blood, was caught off guard by Stark's sip of coffee, and instantly exploded.

"How dare you, a member of the atrium... umhhh?!"

Little Mjolnir unexpectedly had a piece of duck blood in his hand at some point, giggling at this moment, and stuffed the remaining piece of duck blood into Loki's mouth without hesitation.

Loki's eyes widened suddenly: ... What the hell? ! ! !

Immediately afterwards, Stark watched helplessly as the evil god of Asgard ignored Stark's sip of coffee, and instead hugged the trash can, spitting heart-rendingly.

Loki: ...this day is unbearable!Do you believe that I jumped off the Rainbow Bridge again? !

Stark watched for a while like watching a good show, and then remembered Thor: "Thor, why are you here? What can I do for you?"

Thor looked solemn: "Yes! Heimdall has discovered that there has been a change in the Nine Kingdoms recently, and guesses that this change will involve the atrium."

"What?!" Stark's expression changed, and he was no longer as carefree as usual: "Thor, come with me to the conference room!"

Just as Stark had finished instructing the front desk and Jarvis, the housekeeper, not to let anyone in and refuse to meet anyone, Lin Jiaojiao rushed into Stark Tower on the back foot.

Lin Jiaojiao, who was told that Mr. Stark had something urgent to deal with and couldn't pick up the guests for the time being, was almost bald with worry.

Forget it, I can only find my friends!

So, just as Peter was lying on the bed to recover from his injuries, he heard the sound of Aunt May going upstairs cheerfully.

Half a minute later, Aunt Mei knocked on his door: "Peter! Your good friend Linda is here to look for you! Come out!"

Hearing that it was Linda, Peter really wanted to bury his head in the quilt and not come out.

It's a pity that Aunt Mei was pressing so hard that he could only get up reluctantly to meet Linda.

"Linda, why do you..."

"Peter! It's over! My abilities are gone!"

Peter was shocked by the information in Lin Jiaojiao's words without asking the question.

He quickly pulled her to an alley where there was no one nearby: "What's going on?"

Lin Jiaojiao revealed all her discoveries: "What should I do, Peter! What if those people know about me..."

Peter said that this question was a bit out of line, so he could only scratch his head and asked another question: "What about Steve?"

Lin Jiaojiao froze for a moment before saying, "He's saving the world."

"Forget it, let's not talk about this, let's go, let's take you to drink!" Without giving Peter a chance to refuse, Lin Jiaojiao grabbed Peter and ran to a tavern in Queens.

Peter, who had never been to a pub, was confused: "Linda! What are you doing there?!"

"There is a saying in our place, how can you relieve your worries? Only Du Kang!"

Peter: ...Sorry, I can't understand Chinese!

Lin Jiaojiao rushed into the tavern and slapped the counter heavily: "Boss! Have two glasses of wine!"

"How many degrees? What kind of wine?"

When Lin Jiaojiao heard this, she looked at Peter with some anxiety.

Peter scratched his head: "Why don't you try two glasses of the lowest alcohol first?"

Three minutes later, Peter looked at Lin Jiaojiao who passed out after taking a sip of wine beside him, and was shocked: ...So, Linda's drinking capacity is more terrifying than a glass, how did she have the courage to drag him to the tavern for a drink? of? !

When Steve finally sent the last patient to the ambulance, he turned around and found that his girlfriend had disappeared.

Worried that something might happen, he hurried to call, but it was Peter who got through.

"Parker?" Steve was a little puzzled, "Why is Linda's phone in your hand?"

Knowing that Lin Jiaojiao went to drink because of her incapacity, but now she gulped down and passed out drunk in the tavern, Steve took a deep breath: "You stay there, I will come right away!"

Not long after, Steve rushed to the tavern, and as expected, he saw Lin Jiaojiao lying on the counter and unable to sleep.

Steve stepped forward to hug her princess, Lin Jiaojiao, who was so drunk, arched against his chest like a puppy, sniffed again, and then suddenly hugged Steve's chest.

"Steve!"

Steve rubbed the little fur on the top of her head, and his voice was so gentle that water dripped out: "It's me, what's the matter?"

Peter on the side watched this scene, couldn't help but picked up the wine glass and took a big gulp into his mouth.

It's just...Peter was puzzled, why did the wine get sour the more he drank it?Not as spicy as it should be!

"Boss, don't you just give me a glass of lemonade to make up for it?"

The boss gave him a squinting look: "Don't worry, young man, my wine is absolutely fine! You probably feel like you've eaten lemons when you see the love of other young couples!"

Peter only felt a little pain in his chest: ... To be honest, boss, with your poisonous tongue, it's no wonder business is so bad!

Here, Lin Jiaojiao heard Steve's gentle voice, her throat hurt, and she burst into tears: "Steve! If you dare to abandon me, I will send your bunny girl bikini portrait to ins and face In the book!"

Peter who was about to argue with the tavern owner: ...!Wait, did I hear something I shouldn't? !

The tavern owner who eavesdropped on the young couple's conversation was so shocked that the wine bottle in his hand fell to the ground without noticing: ...!Fuck?Do young couples play like this now? !

The corner of Steve's mouth twitched: ... Why did you tell this in public? ? ? ?

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