[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

"Beep beep-"

Peter frantically pulled out his phone, and almost burst into tears when he saw that the contact on the screen was Harry.

Therefore, there are still friends who can rely on!

He happily pressed the answer button, but he heard bursts of laughter——

"Hahahaha Peter, I'm sorry I can't help it hahahaha..."

The smile on Peter's face gradually became fake and stiff.

Peter, who has never been rude, wanted to swear for the first time, but his upbringing told him not to.

So, he chose to hang up the phone blankly.

What kind of rubbish, friendship, family love, all fake and fake, forget about life again QAQ.

Who knows, after he hung up the phone, Harry called again persistently, forcing him to answer it.

Peter was powerless: "Harry, what are you doing?"

"I'm sorry bro, I saw it on ins hahahaha, so what, bro, are you now... hahaha, are you okay hahahaha..."

Peter: ... Even if it is good, you will laugh at me badly. Thank you!

It's just that Peter's eyes widened - ins? !

Peter, who noticed something was wrong, took a deep breath: "What did you see on the ins?"

"Huh? Don't you know?" Harry on the other end of the phone was also obviously surprised.

Harry obviously didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement: "Gwen and Mary Jane publicly announced on the ins that they came out of the closet together. Everyone who knows them knows about it. Most of them support them on the surface, but they are in private... Well, I sympathize with you. There are still many waiting for your ins reply."

"Brother, what do you think?"

Peter: I don't look very much and even want to be autistic.

As soon as the whole school knew about it, Peter wanted to play truant rarely.

"Mr. Stark, I'm going home first." Peter, who was trying to escape, turned his head and said goodbye to Stark.

Stark smiled and waved at him: "Hey, it's the most suitable time to drink away your worries. Would you like to give you a bottle of wine to take back?"

Peter blinked his dog's eyes and looked over, but when he saw the six or seven figure price of wine, his expression froze again.

Peter: I think you just don't want to let me go!

Peter left angrily, but Stark shook his head happily, and with a "bang", he opened the wine bottle cap: "Come, come, let's celebrate together that our little spider is finally growing up!"

Barton was puzzled: "Why do you say that?"

Stark replied confidently: "Of course it's because he finally experienced the first emotional injury in his life!"

Barton was even more puzzled: "But I have experienced so many emotional injuries, why don't I celebrate my growing up?"

Natasha stroked his dog's head, smiled without saying a word.

Honest Banner: "Maybe it's because your mind is still underage."

Barton, what can Barton say? Regardless of Stark's stop, he snatched the bottle and poured it into his mouth.

After Barton drank a bottle of wine, Stark, who was stunned, struggled to spit out the words: "...This wine has a lot of stamina."

A few minutes later, everyone, including Steve and Lin Jiaojiao who rushed back, silently watched such a miraculous scene——

Barton hugged Banner desperately, rubbing against each other: "Nata~ Xiaona~ I want to kiss, hug, and hold me high!"

Stark spit out the newly opened wine without taking a sip, looking back and forth at the drunk Barton and Natasha with weird eyes.

Oh my god, it turns out that Barton is actually the next one?

But Stark turned his head and thought about Natasha's personality, and he could understand it instantly.

Hearing Barton's "Jiaobai" voice, Lin Jiaojiao's hands shook, and the wine glass was not steady. When it was about to fall to the ground, Steve grabbed it casually and held the glass firmly.

"Patton! Let go!"

Here, Banner, who was tightly hugged, blushed, "I'm almost out of breath!"

Seeing that Banner was about to turn green, Natasha slashed at the back of Barton's neck with sharp eyes and quick hands. After knocking him unconscious, she threw it aside and apologized to Banner.

"Banner, I'm sorry, next time I will teach Barton well."

The green color on Banner's face faded quickly. He touched the back of his head and showed a simple and honest smile: "It's okay, but I can't control Hulk yet."

Natasha nodded understandingly.

Stark, however, handed Banner a glass of wine sympathetically: "Come on, Banner, try it, this is a bottle of wine that I have kept for a long time."

Banner took the wine with a smile and drank it down. Everyone watched Banner turn green and bigger.

Everyone: ...!

Even Stark never thought that Banner would be pouring in a cup.

"Hulk wants to drink!"

The big green guy wags his head around, wrecking things and yelling for a drink.

Just when Stark was considering whether to sacrifice his anti-Hulk device, a hand suddenly touched Hulk's buttocks.

"Well, it's so soft." Barton, who woke up in a daze, took off the only shorts on Hulk's body before everyone saw them, and put his face on them.

Lin Jiaojiao: ...!

Seeing this, Steve quickly pulled Lin Jiaojiao into his arms, held the back of her head tightly, and made her face close to his chest so that he could not move.

"Don't look!"

Not to mention Lin Jiaojiao was startled, even Stark and Natasha never expected Button to make such a coquettish operation.

Hulk, who was stripped of his underpants for the first time in his life, was also taken aback. After he realized it, he didn't destroy it and wanted to drink.

Hulk covered the indescribable place with his hands and turned around with an aggrieved look on his face.

"Hulk's pants..."

Stark let out an "ow" and covered his face, but his two honey-colored eyes looked out from between his fingers.

Natasha fished out her boyfriend on the ground exhaustedly, knocked him unconscious again, and stuffed her behind her back.

Lin Jiaojiao: ...So it's okay?

Hulk without his pants seemed to have lost his anger, and the green figure quickly disappeared and turned back into Banner.

Banner, who finally sobered up, kept the posture of covering his little brother, crossed his legs, rushed into his room shyly, and refused to come out again.

Stark suppressed a smile and patted Natasha on the shoulder: "...Barton will leave it to you."

Natasha had a perfect smile on her face, but her hands were quietly pinching the flesh around Barton's waist.

"Don't worry Tony, leave it to me."

Inexplicably, Lin Jiaojiao always felt that Natasha's smile was a bit panicky.

However, Barton, who had passed out at this time, didn't know anything about it. This is probably the happiness of ignorance.

On the other hand, Peter, who was thinking of escaping, didn't think of a word, the more you try to avoid something, the easier it is to run into something.

He rushed home, thinking that Aunt Mei would greet him warmly, but he saw two people at home that he least wanted to see——

Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane.

There was only one thought left in Peter's mind: Fuck!

Does even his last pure land know about this? !

Peter stammered: "May, Aunt May, she, why are they here?"

Aunt Mei showed a bewildered smile: "These two girls came to find you on purpose, Peter, you have to take good care of it!"

Peter: What are you talking about, Aunt May? ? ?

"Meimei, Aunt Mei! No, that's not the case!" Peter hastily pulled the person aside, dug the wound open himself, and then sprinkled some salt on it.

After listening to Peter's explanation, Aunt Mei looked at Peter with loving eyes instantly.

She stroked Peter's head and considered the words: "Peter, if you choose a boy in the future, as long as the boy is a good person, Aunt May doesn't mind."

In the end, Aunt Mei added dryly: "After all, times are advancing."

Peter didn't care about feeling sorry for himself, so he was bent by Aunt May's sudden bend.

"Mei, Aunt Mei, what are you talking about!"

Aunt Mei patted him on the shoulder: "Young man, come on! Aunt Mei will continue to entertain those two beauties."

Before leaving, Aunt Mei sighed and whispered: "I just didn't like Peter, hey, but speaking of it, I have a good eye..."

The sharp-eared Peter once again doubted his life when he heard this sentence: ... What did I do wrong? I'm just a child who has just graduated from kindergarten for more than ten years. Why should I have to endure the collapse of family, friendship and love again? !Is this too much? !

It feels that not only the family relationship is fake, but his whole person may be fake, right?

Poor, weak and innocent.

Completely different from Peter's pitiful situation, Lin Jiaojiao should not be too happy at this time, and go out with her boyfriend Steve to wander around after breakfast, including going to China Town to buy various snacks.

As a result, I ran into Xavier's old acquaintances on the road - the Kuaiyin siblings.

Kuaiyin saw a large pile of delicious food in Lin Jiaojiao's hands, his eyes lit up, and he rushed over regardless of his sister's stop.

Lin Jiaojiao, who didn't see Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch, felt something was wrong while eating.

She looked left and right, confused: "Steve, why is there so much less food in my hand? Did you steal it?"

Steve, who was suddenly blamed, was full of question marks, but he still had to work hard to prove his innocence and deny N Company.

"Then why is the food suddenly gone?" Lin Jiaojiao was very confused.

At this moment, out of the corner of Steve's eye, he caught a glimpse of a bright red figure turning his back, and a thought suddenly appeared in his mind.

He quietly drew his guess on her palm with his fingers.

Lin Jiaojiao, who understood what he meant, couldn't help being angry: "Wow, the tiger's mouth is robbing food, and the sky is struck by lightning!"

She searched in her mind, and as expected, she saw the label named Peter Maximov, which was rapidly approaching and leaving her.

Lin Jiaojiao rolled her eyes, and an idea came to her mind.

"Steve, I'll show you a good show." She moved closer to Steve's ear.

Feeling the heat from the girl's mouth next to his ear, Steve's ears turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

He cleared his throat, with a smile in his eyes: "Yes."

Pietro here still didn't realize that he had been caught by the two for stealing, and he was still whispering to his sister.

"Pietro, it's not good to steal other people's things." Wanda tried to persuade Pietro.

However, Pietro didn't care.

"Wanda, that's Linda! But the food Linda chose is really good..."

Pietro's voice suddenly stopped, Wanda turned her head subconsciously, and bumped into Lin Jiaojiao and Steve, feeling a little guilty.

However, before she could think about anything else, she heard her brother's strange voice——

"Oh, sir, you are so flirtatious!"

Wanda: ...!

Immediately afterwards, Wanda watched helplessly as her own brother raised his orchid fingers, frantically mopping up the tall man in front of him with his arms around the beautiful woman.

Lin Jiaojiao and Steve couldn't help being shocked when they saw the face of the man who was raped.

Wait, why is Bruce Wayne here? !

"Steve, I always feel that something big is wrong..." Lin Jiaojiao leaned against Steve's arms with a weak face.

Steve hugged her tightly, but pierced her without hesitation: "Don't be afraid, anyway, you haven't cheated him once or twice."

Lin Jiaojiao suffocated when her thoughts were pierced: ... You have changed, Steve!

But strangely, after being exposed by Steve, Lin Jiaojiao became fearless.

She hugged Steve's arm and watched the show from the sidelines, and she almost brought a small bench and melon seed soda.

Steve still didn't forget to remind her: "Don't be too obvious on your face, don't be discovered."

"Good~"

Bruce Wayne felt that he might be relatively retrograde today, so he went out to show off his flamboyant and local tyrant personality to outsiders, and went to Chinatown to find someone, but he never expected that he would meet a silver-haired gangster in public] Poor gay (?) Mopping in the street.

Batman said that this kind of operation stunned him, a Gotham man, okay?Even Joker didn't dare to treat him like this!

What was even more frightening was that the other party pointed at him and scolded him as soon as he came up, and even licked his chest everywhere, which was unbearable for him!He can already guess what tomorrow's headlines will look like, and it must be more exciting than "Gotham's Richest Man Gets Talked About" and the like.

It's a pity that his current external identity is not Batman, but Bruce Wayne, so he can't directly attack people.

Bruce resisted the urge to hit someone, and just wrote down the boy's appearance, his face turned black and he dodged in resistance: "Go away!"

After getting far away, the beautiful woman beside Bruce realized that she pointed at his chest.

"Bruce, your chest..."

Bruce's heart skipped a beat, he lowered his head, seeing the oily smudge on his chest, the MMP in his heart couldn't help swiping the screen frantically.

"FXXK, where's the bodyguard?!" Bruce finally remembered something that he had forgotten behind him.

The bodyguards who were left behind by him felt bitter, but they took people's money to eat people's hands. Now when they heard the BOSS's question, they rushed up without hesitation, and one of them grabbed one arm of Pietro, who was still trying to take advantage of him, and beat him to death. Lift it up, and throw it to the side of the road with a "slap".

After throwing the person to the side of the road, Bruce didn't want to stay in this "unlucky" place any longer, and walked away with his arms around the beautiful woman beside him.

Lin Jiaojiao, who had finished eating melons, stood up now, patted her body, and tried to imitate Bruce's movement of hugging a beautiful woman to hug Steve.

However, she is not tall enough to reach on tiptoe, but...she will be hung up.

Lin Jiaojiao withdrew her hand expressionlessly: ...forget it, the dwarf just gave up!

Steve bent his eyes, stretched out his hand naturally, and put his arm around her shoulder: "What else do you want to eat, let's go."

Seeing that he didn't mention what happened just now, Lin Jiaojiao also pretended nothing happened, and took over the conversation: "I'm going to eat hot pot!"

"Listen to you."

Seeing that Pietro was thrown to the ground by the bodyguard, Wanda felt tense, rushed over, shook Pietro, and patted his face: "Pietro! Wake up!"

Fortunately, the emoji effect didn't last long this time, and when Pietro was caught and thrown to the ground, he finally woke up.

"Huh?" Pietro shook his head: "Wanda? What's wrong?"

"Are you ashamed to ask me what's wrong?" Wanda tapped his forehead bitterly, "You won't forget what you did just now, will you?"

"I didn't..." Pietro paused, and the action he just made to that man suddenly played automatically in his mind.

Pietro covered his eyes weakly: I'm sorry, I just want to be quiet now.

After a while, Pietro began to notice something was wrong: "...Wanda, I feel a little strange."

"what?"

"I'm not usually this kind of person, but just now my body was out of my control and I did it..."

Before they finished speaking, the two siblings looked at each other, and at the same time they said the black hand behind it——

"It's Linda!"

Wanda twisted his ears: "I told you not to steal food, but you still have to go. Now, step on the thunder!"

At this moment, after Pietro guessed the black hand, he regretted it in his heart: "I'm sorry, I should have known it earlier, I was punished many times when I was at Xavier, but I still can't remember! I'm sorry, ah, ah, ah! "

"Ahhhh, Wanda! Squeeze lightly! Squeeze lightly! It hurts! QAQ"

Wanda sneered: "Heh, you need pain to make your memory longer!"

With teary eyes, Pietro kept telling himself in his heart: This is his own sister, no matter how fierce he is, he must continue to love with tears in his eyes!

_(:з」∠)_People, life!

"Boss! Hairy tripe, enoki mushroom, beef, luncheon meat..."

Lin Jiaojiao is like a duck to water in a hot pot restaurant in Chinatown. She happily orders what she wants in Chinese. After ordering a big pot, she realizes that the people around her haven't ordered it yet.

"Steve, order whatever you like!"

Steve picked up the menu, looked at the names on it, and chose to put it down again.

With a serious face, he said, "Choose whatever you choose, and help me to do the same!"

Lin Jiaojiao: "But I don't think you might like it..."

Steve kissed her forehead tenderly: "It's okay, as long as you choose, I will eat it."

However, half an hour later, Steve was slapped in the face by reality.

He stared at the tumbling vegetables and meat in the pot, with a difficult face: "...Are you sure you really want to eat these?"

He didn't expect his little girlfriend to like so many scary things, what kind of chicken blood and duck blood!

"...I think I might not be able to eat it."

Lin Jiaojiao rested her chin on one hand and looked at him with a smile: "You will eat as long as it is agreed that I choose?"

"Ahem." Steve never thought that she would add these things: "...I regret it."

Seeing that he really didn't dare to eat, Lin Jiaojiao stopped teasing him, and directly threw what he couldn't eat on his plate into her own pot.

She tried her best to persuade him while she was eating, "seriously, these things are really nutritious."

Steve honestly stated that he would rather fight Hydra or aliens than eat these.

It's just that, watching his girlfriend eat deliciously, Steve's heart is always ready to move.

He looked at the refreshing clear soup pot on his side, and at the fragrant spicy pot on Lin Jiaojiao's side, and the balance in his heart tilted a little bit towards Lin Jiaojiao's side.

Seeing that there was less and less food in the spicy pot, Steve still couldn't hold back. He was about to reach into the spicy pot with a spoon when he heard a familiar voice.

"Rogers!"

Steve turned his head subconsciously, but saw Thor hugging Loki, pulling the humanoid Mjolnir, and greeting him cheerfully outside the store.

Lin Jiaojiao also heard the familiar voice, turned her head, and saw the big face of the landlord's silly son.

"Linda!" Seeing Lin Jiaojiao was there, Thor unceremoniously "dragged his family" into the hot pot restaurant.

As soon as Thor entered the store, he couldn't help sniffling: "Wow, it smells so good!"

Little Mjolnir also nodded in agreement, only Loki rolled his eyes silently.

Thor sat down beside Steve familiarly: "Rodgers, Linda, what are you eating? Is it delicious?"

With a heartbeat, Steve handed Thor a pair of clean chopsticks: "It's delicious, try it."

Asgard Dasha took the chopsticks without hesitation, and pinched them into the pot, but nothing was caught. He tried more than a dozen times unwillingly, but failed without exception.

"Fool." Seeing that he kept failing, Loki finally aroused a little interest and desire to win, took the initiative to pick up the chopsticks next to him, and stretched them into the pot.

"Look at my—"

Before Loki finished speaking, the duck blood caught in it fell into the pot.

"Hahahaha, Mama is so stupid!" Mjolnir sat on Thor's lap, clapping his hands and mocking.

Rocky's smile froze on his face, and he gritted his teeth: "Little kid, shut up! Also, I'm not your mother!"

Thor glanced at Loki reproachfully: "Loki! He's just a kid! Don't speak so fiercely! It will scare him!"

Rocky choked: ...I am not a younger brother if I have a younger relationship?

Thor looked embarrassed: "You are still my younger brother, but, but Mjolnir is so young!"

Loki was so stalked that he had nothing to say, he could only pick up the colander depressedly, scooped up a large spoonful of duck blood, and stuffed it into his mouth.

Loki, who knew nothing about duck blood, not only did not feel nauseated, on the contrary, he ate it with relish: "What is this? It feels quite delicious?"

At this moment, Steve showed the most upright smile, but Loki always felt extremely evil when he thought about it afterwards: "Duck blood."

"puff--"

Hearing the unexpected answer, Loki couldn't help but picked up the trash can beside him and started to vomit crazily, "Cough cough cough?!"

He thought about it a lot, but he didn't expect that such a delicious food would be animal blood? !

"The people in the atrium are really dirty!"

However, Loki's actual heart is: Why are the people in the courtyard so terrible? !Didn't even spare animal blood? !