【Double Black】As You Like It

Nakahara Chuya himself has always lived a delicate life.

Even if he lived among the "sheep" before the age of 15, he never had any material defects because he was the leader. Before being picked up, he was not as difficult as other orphans because of his own ability.Especially after working for Mori Ogai as a subordinate of the port mafia, his material needs and income have also become higher and higher.He is not a person who would wrong himself. To put it simply, Zhong Yuanzhong is more willing to enjoy many things in the world because he is not a human being.Except for drugs and women, he basically plays everything that should be played, and even gambling is considered a half-skilled worker.Anyway, he has a lot of money, so he is not afraid that someone will cheat in front of him.

In this case, Zhongyuanzhong is really exquisite.

Know how to cook, clean, tidy up, and also use men’s perfume before going out every day, pay attention to cleanliness, hygiene, and pay attention to your appearance and dress, even if you are out for work, you will try to avoid splashing blood on your body, wrap yourself in gloves and clothes Strict and solid, with polished leather shoes, he is the legendary diamond king who can really tell which brand of toilet cleaner should be used for different purposes.

His taste in wine is very good, and he is also very generous to his subordinates. The department he most wanted to go to in the Hong Kong black internal selection was Nakahara Chuya, and the one he didn't want to go to most was Osamu Dazai's subordinates.

After all, Osamu Dazai, who has not been exonerated and actually went ashore, looks like a bottomless pit. Working under him is like tying his head to his belt with trepidation. Uncertain when it will be a pot.

To put it simply, this man can dig out your [-] generations of ancestors and whether you have a relationship with a boyfriend or girlfriend.At one time, everyone in the Central Plains wondered if this man had opened his eyes. On the first day, he knew that he had changed his perfume, on the second day, he knew that he had changed a crocodile leather belt, and on the third day, he even began to ask him what happened last night? Not changed the shower gel.He especially wanted to say that you are so fucking disgusting, can your investigative skills be used for torture instead of me?But this person said that because he thought it was very interesting, he would feel better for the whole day when he saw Nakaya jumping from embarrassment after being corrected by me.

At that time, he was not as calm as he is now, and said through gritted teeth, believe it or not, I will fight you to the death next time I change the durian flavor.Osamu Dazai backed away in horror, shouting Chuya, are you still a person, you actually want to use durian flavor, oh my god, it's disgusting, please don't come within two meters of me.Zhong Yuan was so angry that he bought a durian and threw it on the other party's desk the next day. The fragrance lingered for miles and lingered.

Ten-year-old teenagers can fight to the death if it is not for Koyo Ozaki and Ogai Mori, I am afraid that they will really make the stench of Hong Kong gangsters torment the sky, and Osamu Dazai is said to be a "secret dead mouse". It was thrown into Zhongyuan Zhongya's drawer.During that time, they were still sleeping in the same dormitory, looking down and seeing each other, but they turned their heads when they saw each other, and it was not uncommon for them to grab the same bathroom. To be honest, the two of them took each other 800 years ago. I've seen it all.

He was shocked at the time that Osamu Dazai was really covered in bandages all over his body, and when he took a bath, he took off a basin of white cloth and soaked it in it.The other party said that he was really making a fuss, and at the end he looked at the bath towel that he wrapped himself tightly and said, why are you shy in front of me?

——It’s one thing to see it. It’s one thing to run naked in front of you. Can you be a little self-conscious? !

——What kind of self-awareness is needed for Chuya’s words? Look at how open I am.

--No!You better stop being frank, I have no interest in seeing you!

——Don't say it as if I'm interested in you, you are not a limp girl, your hard body is so boring.

But even so, he never really touched Osamu Dazai!

What the hell does this guy want me to bathe him for?

Because the two knew each other too well, Zhong Yuanzhong immediately understood what the other party was expressing.His eyes widened in shock, or rather horror, with a 'what the fuck are you kidding me' expression on his face, standing in front of the bathroom, holding the doorknob in one hand and the clothes basket in the other.The left eye says 'you're going crazy', and the right eye says 'crazy fuck', and then opened the door without looking back and got in, leaving only a deafening sound of closing the door for the disabled outside. Tell the other person that you are fucking dreaming.

He reached out and pressed the switch inside, and the moment the Yuba was turned on, the whole space lit up. After putting down the things in his hand, Nakahara Chuya leaned against the door and began to think about what happened to Osamu Dazai, but he couldn't figure it out.

He simply turned on the shower while taking off his clothes inside, during which time his mind was all about Osamu Dazai, wondering what would make him willing to stay in the same room with him and live under the same roof, and what was it? The reason is that it can be fed by him quietly and asked to come and let him take a bath.

Although the process of eating is not quiet at all, considering the relationship between the two of them, it is gratifying to celebrate that the meal was not wasted but was actually eaten in the stomach.

And Osamu Dazai's own ailments have been vividly expressed since the night before. Perhaps in the eyes of others, this person is exactly the same as usual, just as out of tune, just as unscrupulous, and even as outspoken as he is running the train.But for him, it's not the case, the gap is too big, to the point where Zhongyuan Zhongye is now in a daze.

Although it was only half a year since I met again, it was several years since Osamu Dazai met again after his rebellion. Even if this person does not look so gloomy compared to the days when he was in Hong Kong, at least he can speak well and even They still make jokes, but they haven’t changed much in essence. Whether it’s the way of thinking or the standard of behavior, even the bad intentions that are only aimed at him have never faded away, and it is precisely because of this that they can get along like before. .

It doesn't matter whether we meet or not, it doesn't matter whether we talk or not.The tacit understanding of the former partner is still there.

But now only half a year has passed, just half a year, Dazai Osamu's attitude has obviously changed a lot.Although there are only minor changes in many places, this is the disadvantage of knowing too much.In the eyes of Zhongyuan Zhongye, any slight disturbance is as awkward as looking under a magnifying glass.

Just like in the past, let alone feeding him, he could jump three feet high just by Zhongyuan Zhongye ordering for him. He wondered if he planned to put mustard in the dishes so spicy that he, a lover of clear soup and fresh water, would die.There was no way to live together in the past, but now with this person's virtue, he must be clamoring that living with him is simply hell torture, and he can't bring a cute girl home.

He can make up his own mind when talking about it, either it is very difficult for me to breathe the same air as you, Zhong Ye, or he is yelling that this is a conspiracy by Hong Kong gangsters and you want to instigate me.

Where is it so easy to follow him into the house? ?

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. Zhong Yuanzhong also stood under the shower and let the water wash over his body. The warm water flowed down his hair. He stood barefoot on the white tiles. Every clean place here Clean it up every week, and you can even smell the scent of air freshener.

The clothes that were delivered to the door did not arrive, but the supplies were turned out of the window. Even though he never came here, the people below were very well prepared.The daily necessities are replaced regularly, so the toiletry products are not expired and can be used after opening.He took a look at the bottle and squeezed it out to catch it in his hand. Although he had rejected the proposal to help Osamu Dazai take a bath, to be honest, he really had to let him take a bath.

so.

--so annoying! !

How come he has never seen such an annoying person!

After coming out of the bathroom, Zhong Yuan Zhong also wiped his dripping hair while looking for a hair dryer all over the world. Although he had everything, he really didn't know where to put it.

And Osamu Dazai was still sitting on the sofa watching TV, and when he came out, he just looked at him, without saying a word, just keeping his eyes glued to him.Zhongyuan Zhongya, who couldn't find where the hair dryer was after about ten minutes, directly threw the towel on top of his head, then turned around viciously and looked at the other party, asking what did you see?

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then he put his hands on the pillow under his chin and pursed his lips for two seconds in silence before speaking in a very flat, low, inorganic voice that seemed to be made on purpose.

"Ah—yes—I've seen—"

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't want to care about the other party's tricks, just forget it if he couldn't find anything, first changed into a set of trousers and a shirt for home use, then wiped his hair, walked to the sofa and sat down, throwing himself on the soft In the cushion, the relaxed refreshment after taking a bath is really refreshing.However, when he looked up and saw Osamu Dazai, he felt a heart attack again. The TV was still playing, but the next program had already started.

The two of them were very quiet, only a few dim wall lamps were turned on in the living room, and after the curtains were drawn, there was only one TV emitting fluorescent light.It was already dark outside the window, and silence spread between the two of them, only the host of the show was still talking to the guests.

None of them broke the silence first.It's not that there's nothing to say, it's just that it's unnecessary.Nakahara was also afraid that Dazai Osamu would start the topic of taking a bath as soon as he opened his mouth, and he would not understand why the other party didn't say anything.Even if they are very clear about each other's every move, it doesn't mean that everything can be under control.

In any case, the two of them are separate individuals, and it is normal to guess that they are not the same, even twins are not the same.

They looked at Osamu Dazai and fell down. He fell down on the sofa and stared at the screen with his eyes open. The white light of the TV was reflected in his dark eyes. Nakahara also got up and left the sofa and walked to the water cooler. Rummaging the cabinets in the kitchen, I found several bags of instant drinks, including orange juice, grape juice, and coffee.

After thinking about it, I took out a bag of coffee and orange juice, took a pot of water from the sink and boiled it, and looked at the refrigerator while waiting, and found that although there were no fresh vegetables in it, there were some instant food.After checking that the stove and range hood were new and working normally, I found two cups after hearing the reminder that the water was boiling, one blue and one red, soaked in orange juice in the blue, and the red There was coffee in it, and then he took the cup and walked to the edge of the sofa again and handed the cup over.

Osamu Dazai, who was nestled inside, crawled up like a wriggling bug when he saw something, and Nakahara took a glance at the other party, found the straw from under the coffee table, tore off the outer packaging and threw it in.The other party started to drink with a chuckle, but just after biting on it and taking a sip, he raised his head and yelled that it was so hot, and lay back down again with the tip of his tongue sticking out as if he was going to die.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was still blowing hot air on his cup, raised his eyelids, looked at this man and smiled, then slowly sipped his strong coffee with his legs crossed, and acted as his left ear when the other party raised his head and accused him Going in and out of the right ear, he gloated and said, Dazai, you have thought about it, I will prepare all your food and clothing for you.

This sentence made the other party look like a frost-beaten eggplant, especially with the addition of immobile hands and feet and a pitiful appearance.But Nakahara has always known that this is the sugar-coated shell of his Dazai Osamu. He suffered too much before so that he would not be fooled. This person once pretended to be dead and sick and weak to deceive him. Get up, point to his face and laugh out loud, be fooled, Nakaya, you are so easy to deceive.

If it wasn't for Ozaki Koyo to stop him from the side, he could rush up and tear the opponent's face off.

So even though Osamu Dazai was humming and whimpering with low air pressure on the side, he didn't give a single glance. He drank hot coffee comfortably and watched funny TV shows. After taking a shower, he hung a towel and waited for his hair to dry. How comfortable it would be How comfortable.

But the other party seemed to feel uncomfortable when he saw that he was comfortable. He stretched himself up and leaned over to climb onto the sofa next to him. Nakahara Zhong also frowned and felt that something was wrong. Sure enough, he just wanted to put down the cup, turned around and left Then the man asked him when he could take a bath.

"You wash it yourself."

"Do I look like I can wash myself?"

"Do you want me to call someone to take care of you?"

"You let me be a poor man with no strength to be thrown into the bathtub by a stranger. Are you afraid that I will drown?"

"Then I wish you success in suicide."

"Okay, I'll bite my tongue now and wait for you to come down by the Santu River."

After he finished speaking, he felt like opening his mouth. Reflexively, he stretched out his hand and clasped the mandible of the other person, pinching it tightly in his hand. The strength was not light, because he really felt that this bite might really bite. broken.Immediately, Zhong Yuanzhong opened his eyes wide in surprise, looking at the other party with disbelief at all, and couldn't even make a sound for a while.

He was too shocked, but the other party let his face be held in his hands. Because he was lying on the sofa, there was a loose bandage hanging around his elongated neck. From his angle, he could clearly see See the curve from the neck to the Adam's apple.Osamu Dazai smiled inexplicably, this smile was completely malicious, like a bear who stole honey and destroyed a beehive to make a fuss, that kind of gloating and leisurely expression was not covered up at all, He didn't even care that his chin was being pinched, and the very dangerous parts were exposed within the reach of his sight and hands.

just laugh.

And laugh wildly.

Nakahara also wanted to let go for a moment. He felt that what he was touching was a poisonous thing, or a piece of hot potato, but Osamu Dazai didn't think so. He lowered his head with half-closed eyes, letting the soft black The curly hair fell down, and then he leaned against his fingers with his face sideways. His appearance was very cute, like some animal that had taken sleeping pills, but he always felt full of strangeness.

He said, you can't get rid of this plaster cast, just lie in the bathtub and rinse it off.

The other party did not refute, just nodded with squinted eyes, and let out a strange hum from his throat, but Zhong Yuanzhong also knew that he agreed.

He let go of his hand and walked into the bathroom alone. The expensive bathtub is made of marble, which feels cold and smooth to the touch, while he is holding the shower in one hand, quietly looking down at the water being stored. The water in the pool is getting higher and higher, and the patterns in it are getting more and more blurred.

He was wondering what Dazai Osamu wanted to do.

The temperature of the other person's skin seems to remain between the fingers, and even the texture of the sprayed breath falling on the hands is vivid.He didn't think it was right, at least he shouldn't be full of the image of the man squinting his eyes and sending his neck to his eyes.

Nakahara Chuya wiped his face with water indiscriminately, always feeling whether Dazai Osamu had something on his mind, but he couldn't figure out what kind of concern could make the other party voluntarily do something uncharacteristically.It is also a fantasy to say that it is the effect of a supernatural power. From the very beginning, "Disqualification in the World" is a passive effect, and no supernatural power can do anything on it. The only explanation is that all actions come from self-consciousness.

But they have never had such a way of getting along in all these years.

I can't say how strange it is, but it's just not right, it shouldn't be, it's impossible.

Outsiders might not be able to tell the difference, but he knew clearly that from the moment the other party asked for his phone number that night, the atmosphere between the two was completely different.

The tacit understanding is still there, the cognition is still there, even the person is still the same person, and the relationship is still the same relationship, but the small, weak, and unclear things are quietly changing.

If we say that the previous face-to-face meeting was just for this purpose, but the several hours of getting along with each other now have made Zhongyuan Zhong also sure that there is definitely something wrong in it, but I have to think about what happened in the past six months. Any answer, because it's all normal.

He silently watched the water in the bathtub gradually fill up, and then poured the bath liquid into it.The solution permeating the water began to spread, and that appearance was very similar to the chill that continued to soak through the skin.