【Double Black】As You Like It

In essence, this house only belonged to Nakahara Chuya. However, when Dazai Osamu's luggage was moved in, he realized that the entire living room was almost stained with the other party's traces.

From every piece of furniture to the scattered clothes, including the flamingo ornaments on the TV cabinet, they were all chosen by the other party.Almost all his belongings were destroyed in the original apartment, and even if there were laundry items upstairs, most of them were from a few years ago.He took the time to make a phone call to ask his subordinates to bring over some spare clothes from the Hongkong office. He looked back at the big and small luggage and Dazai Osamu's pale and sickly face, and sat down on the sofa again. smoked a cigarette.

"I'm a sick number."

"know."

"I'm a patient, eh Zhongya?"

"I'm not blind."

"You smoke in front of the patient."

"This is my house, just go out if you don't want to stay!"

"Ah, it's so fierce."

"Aren't you used to it?"

"No, I haven't been yelled at by you for a long time, and I'm not used to it."

Even though Zhongyuan Zhongya said so, he still took the cigarette out of his mouth and put it out in the glass ashtray. He thought that the two of them hadn't seen each other for more than half a year, and it was indeed a long time.What's more, Osamu Dazai really likes to exaggerate when he is out of tune, so he didn't worry about how long that "long time" was.

In fact, he doesn't like other people in his residence, but he would rather choose the latter to take care of Osamu Dazai himself and bear the traces of others.But this person didn't give him a chance to choose at all. Even if he thought it was troublesome, it was a big trouble, but he wouldn't let innocent people get involved.

In any case, Osamu Dazai is essentially a black hole, as black as he wants.He can even imagine the scene of the seduced little girl who is fascinated by it, or the scene where the visiting doctor commits suicide by swallowing medicine one day.He thought about it, for the sake of other people's innocent lives, he should stop fighting, so he used his supernatural power to tidy up all the things on the floor, and moved a single bed upstairs to the living room.Let the originally empty downstairs become crowded.

After tidying up, he checked the time, picked up his phone and asked Osamu Dazai what he wanted to eat tonight. After getting the expected answer of canned crab meat, he resolutely ordered the adult nutrition package. Zhong Yuanzhong also smiled slightly when he asked why, squinted his eyes and said to the person through gritted teeth.

"I paid the money, people who eat free food and count on me are not eligible to order food!"

In fact, the moment he opened the door and saw the logistics personnel handing over Osamu Dazai's luggage, he knew he had fallen into the trap again.This man knew from the beginning that he would definitely take over such a wounded person, and he came to this house he bought a few years ago after his apartment was destroyed.

After thinking about going to the Central Plains, I don't know what it is for.If it is to deal with Hong Kong gangsters, there is no need to start with him, because this is the most stupid way, and he believes that Osamu Dazai will not find such a different way.But other than this reason, he couldn't think of what it could be for, and on the premise of the fact that 'Osamu Dazai plotted him to live in', he began to doubt whether this person's injury was real.

Thinking of this, he put down the mobile phone that ordered food and turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai who was sitting on the sofa watching the entertainment channel.He thought that the doctor named Yu Xieye was lying, but the person who applied the plaster was their medical staff from Hong Kong and Heilongjiang. Reverse?

With such doubts in mind, he walked over and squeezed Osamu Dazai's shoulder. The master of physical arts who is too familiar with the human body, of course, felt that the bone was indeed broken in the instant he struck, and at the same time came the news of Osamu Dazai. Cure the howls one after another.

"...You are making too much noise."

"You are too serious, are you going to murder?!"

"How do I know you're in so much pain?!"

"Huh?! I'm already like this, do you still feel that it doesn't hurt that much? Could it be that Chuya, you are suspecting that I am pretending to be sick?" When he said this, Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide in disbelief, although that The expression should be as fake as it is, and as artificial as it is, but Nakahara Chuya still felt guilty when the other party covered his chest with both hands.

He took the remote control out from under the pillow and threw it next to the person, then waved his hand and said, I don't think too much about you, and then he started his hard work time to clean up the house.

What the other party meant was that it would be enough to remove the plaster cast in about a week, and there was no need to call the doctor to come. At most, he would come once a week, and he would not be able to bear it once a day.

Nakahara also felt that this proposal was acceptable. If Osamu Dazai completely refused the doctor's visit, he would definitely feel that there was something wrong with it.The card stopped arguing at a speed acceptable to both parties, and when the doorbell rang outside, he got up and went to open the door to get takeaway.

Because the incident happened suddenly and neither side was cleaned up, the two of them could only sit on the sofa and spread the food on the coffee table to eat.

There are a lot of things for two people, but the dishes inside are all selected in the Central Plains. There are vegetables, meat and soup, not too greasy but not tasteless.To put it simply, it is selected according to Osamu Dazai's taste.

The person who had no appetite at first glanced at it and his eyes lit up, then leaned over to look at the crab roe tofu, raised his pale face, and said to the busy Zhongyuan Zhongya: "Do you still remember what I like to eat, so virtuous, Zhong Ye."

"Your weird taste is still fresh in my memory, okay?"

"Ah, it would be even better if I could cook by myself, too little meat and too much oil."

"Don't push me too hard, you man!"

After the food in the bag was all over the tea table, Nakahara also broke open a pair of chopsticks, and when he was about to open the other pair, he saw Dazai Osamu's pale face raised up and squinted at him with a smile.He lowered his head to look at the tightly wrapped hands of the other party, and then at the very face of the other party who deserved a beating. After some ideological struggles in his mind, he decided to take out his mobile phone and call Guangjin Liulang to someone. Forget about feeding.

"Hey! What are you doing to trouble the old man?"

"You're a troublemaker, you're sure you want me to feed you, right?!"

"If you can escape eleven, you can't escape fifteen, Zhong Ye."

"you are annoying!!!"

That's the reason, he said in a frenzy that he could really bear living in the same house with Osamu Dazai and he could also bear to pack his things, but he really couldn't bear to feed him.But such a patient with broken limbs can only be fed, and he began to wonder if the broken limbs would have been waiting for him here from the beginning.

"Zhong Ye, Zhong Ye."

Osamu Dazai stared at him closely with a pair of eyes, and the smile inside was about to overflow.Although the sound of sticky greasy would not make him feel uncomfortable all over, it was also very responsive, like having a candy in his mouth, but Zhong Yuanzhong just felt that it was a bit too greasy.

He sat down and put his hat aside and said to the other party: "Can you stop disgusting me and talk well."

"Otherwise, don't you ignore me?"

"If I really ignored you, I would have thrown you on the side of the road, okay?"

"I knew you loved me the most, Zhong——"

Osamu Dazai stretched out his voice and then turned around to yell, his soaring voice made him almost poke a chopstick into the other party's throat.He viciously picked up the meal and then frowned at the man and shouted, "Open your mouth for me!"

"what--"

God knows how much temper Nakahara endured so he didn't really poke it in with his chopsticks, but Dazai Osamu is obviously the type who pushes his nose and face, sitting opposite him while chewing the food in his mouth, sighing in enjoyment You can still be fed by Zhong Ye in your lifetime.After finishing speaking, he swallowed the first mouthful, raised his face and said, the dish is too salty, and he needs a little more rice for the next mouthful.

There are quite a lot of requirements, for a while, I want to eat meat, for a while, I want to eat vegetables, and for a while, I want to eat vegetables and meat together.Either there is too much oil, the soup is too hot, and the bottom material inside is a bit delicious. Bring it to me.Or if one bite of rice is too much and one bite of rice is missing, what do you want to eat tomorrow, and what you want to eat the day after tomorrow, but you want to eat everything for the next meal, Zhongya, you can make it for me.

Zhongyuan Zhong also wanted to eat, eat, eat, kill you stick, finally couldn't take it anymore and put the bowl on the coffee table, just wanted to say that Dazai Osamu, you bastard, give me enough time, but the old god was on the opposite side and moved forward I poked my head and said that I am full, thank you for the hospitality, and wipe my mouth for me.

He lifted his ass and left, but when he turned around, he saw Osamu Dazai planning to rub his mouth full of oil on his sofa.So he came back immediately and grabbed the man's collar, pulled out a few tissues from the tissue, and grabbed the man's face and wiped it indiscriminately.

"Aren't you annoying!!"

"Annoying, very annoying, but don't you still compromise?"

There was a smile on his face, but Nakahara knew that he couldn't really beat him.Leaving aside the physical injuries, the identities of the two of them and the forces they represent all set the code of conduct for the two of them.From the very beginning, the other party knew that he couldn't do it without saying a word like before. When the person in front of him was handing over in front of the members of both organizations, a certain kind of deal had already been reached.

In short, Osamu Dazai is now an 'item', and Zhong Yuanzhong is also the caretaker of the 'item'.The caretaker is not the same as the owner, so there can be no loss of this 'item'.

So now he can neither press people to the ground to beat them, nor can they hang people on flagpoles and parade them in the street to let them flutter in the wind.

He's never been an impulsive person, nor is he a no-brainer type.Being able to achieve the position of a cadre of the port mafia, Zhongyuan Zhong has always been very good.

It's just that occasionally he can't restrain his behavior when facing certain people and certain things, but this doesn't mean that he is an irritable type.

Nakahara began to clean up the leftovers on the table after he rolled up the paper towels and threw them into the trash can. Osamu Dazai blinked and asked him why you didn't eat, but he replied that he had no appetite without looking up. , Throw everything into the trash bag and tidy up.

The reality idol program was still playing on the TV, the other party was sitting on the sofa watching with gusto, while he was busy packing the things at home.Even if we used to find someone to clean it every once in a while, but we still have to make some arrangements after we actually live in people.

The bed in one of the bedrooms on the second floor was moved down to take care of Osamu Dazai, who has limited mobility.He himself planned to choose another bedroom to sleep in.

The clothes on his body were already dusty and dirty from the previous battles. After opening the closet, he found a lot of things left over from when he was 16 years old.When I saw it suddenly, I really felt a little nostalgic, such as the red cardigan with long sleeves and black leather jacket, which reminded him of everything that happened in the Dragon Head War and his scrapped motorcycle.

But if I have to say it, I don't have any regrets, and it's just a memory when I see it.There was no movement downstairs, probably Osamu Dazai was still watching TV, he looked around and vaguely remembered that the last time he came here was long before he was an adult.But whether it is still 17 years old is still uncertain.

This house has been vacant for at least four years, or in other words, there is no trace of living in it after buying it. I decided to buy it to give myself a place to live, but after Osamu Dazai rebelled and became a new cadre, there have been more people since then. With a good choice, it seems that there is no need to persistently move into this house.

Right now, she took off her coat and sat beside the bed. This piece of Simmons was purchased by herself at the Home Plaza, so it is quite soft to sit on.I was very tired after tossing around all day today. Although the gravity ability is very convenient and it is not troublesome to pack it up, but looking at Osamu Dazai's face, he felt that he was exhausting his energy.

After taking the quilt and pillow down, he heard the sound of the TV from downstairs, which was a dialogue between comedians and hosts, and occasionally laughter came from the audience, while Osamu Dazai remained silent, sitting In front of the window, which was getting dark at dusk, he let the orange sunlight come in and hit his dark eyes, while he looked at the TV screen with a blank expression on his face.

When he came down, he didn't intentionally cover up his movement, so the other party turned his head in a timely manner. At this moment, the funny bridge between the captured couples was playing on the TV, and at the same time the other party smiled, watching The thing he was holding told him that he wanted to sleep in a double bed.

"That one is almost the size of a double bed, with extra and wider dimensions. Do you still roll the bed at night?"

"I like to sleep a little bigger."

Zhongyuanzhong didn't care about him and started to make the bed. At this time, there was only the effect sound from the show between the two silent people, and the commentary in the background was explaining passionately that if the woman brought the man home to meet the parents, the result would be to walk in. What will happen to the gangster group.He was not at all interested in this kind of content, but Osamu Dazai watched it with gusto.

On TV, the father who pretended to be the leader of the XX team was wearing a black kimono and a tachi, surrounded by bodyguards in suits and leather shoes and sunglasses. The woman also tried her best. Bending down to respond to the words that Miss is sorry.The man sitting on the sofa turned around and said to him, "Do you think this young lady looks like you when she is angry?" like you.

But after saying this, he felt that something was wrong, and he was stunned for two seconds before he realized what he said, and when he raised his head and stared at the other party, he realized that Osamu Dazai was grinning with his chin resting on the sofa armchair. Mouth smiling at him.He raised the small hand pillow in his hand and threw it on the man's head. He didn't use much force, but the man still let out an oops, a few tufts of hair on the top of his head were raised, and it was quite funny to swing in the air.

"Does the young lady also want to take me to meet the parents and see how submissive I am?"

"I'll screw your brains out just one more time."

"Wow, it's so fierce, so fierce, it scares people to death."

"That's not the case with the gangsters. The effect of the show is just to tease me. You really are getting better and better."

"I just think it's quite interesting. The black area in the eyes of ordinary people turns out to be like this."

"if not?"

"After all, the gap is too big. A top-floor office that doesn't see the light, or a building that is more conspicuous than a landmark building in the city. No matter how you think about it, it still has the same style as the last century. It's a bit dramatic. But you're right. , the effect of the program."

After finishing speaking, the man hugged the small hand pillow that hit him, and leaned his face on it while blinking at him. Nakahara took a step back by reflex and pointed at Osamu Dazai and said, "Be normal."

But Dazai Osamu said that he was extremely innocent, he is very normal now, and he asked Chuya Nakahara after speaking, otherwise what do you think I should do.This question seemed to be asked of him. He thought about the reaction Dazai should have, and felt that it was either torturing him or torturing him or torturing him.

He didn't know if Osamu Dazai was feeling well now, anyway, he was extremely uncomfortable.

"I don't care what you do? Anyway, it's good for all of us if you give me a break."

"Yes, yes, Chuya, what you say is what you say."

Even if it was a promise, he listened and perfunctory, but then he felt unexpectedly settled down.After all, with the character of the other party, if he is really obedient, he will be flustered and always feel that this person has some conspiracy.

After making the living room on the first floor almost clean, he planned to take the clean clothes before and go into the bathroom to take a shower. There is only one bathroom, which is on the first floor. The clothes he was wearing were put into the basket, and when he was about to open the door with the newly prepared toiletries, Osamu Dazai's voice came from behind him.

When he turned his head, the man still maintained the posture of resting his chin on the back of the sofa, tilted his head so that one side of his face was pressed down, and the few tufts of hair that had been raised before fell down in the same direction.

"What should I do, Chuya?"