【Double Black】As You Like It

Osamu Dazai and Nakahara also live together.

Although begging for nothing, I have to stay in it.

They were seriously injured before, and they were both picked up by the port mafia. One of the wards was arranged at one end of the corridor and the other at the other end of the corridor. Even if the door lock was set as a fingerprint combination lock, it was not a problem for him. In the middle of the night, taking advantage of Ozaki Koyo's absence, he sneaked into Nakahara Chuya's room by breaking the door and slipping the lock.

Climb the bed when you say it, and go in when you say it. Every morning when Koye Ozaki opens the door, she sees a traitor from Hong Kong black lying on the bed of her family cadres.

Take all precautions, but Osamu Dazai's hands are entangled with the door lock and will never be separated. Forgive you for how many people are crammed at the door, the other party can also crawl in through weird vents or windows.

It makes people's blood pressure soaring that they can't wait to kill this person alive.

After being discharged from the hospital, I happily took Zhongya Zhongya's hand, and said that I would like to make crab porridge for me as you agreed. Throw it in the trash.

"Okay, dare you come back after half of what I said at that time?!"

To be honest, at that time he was still planning to enlighten that 'Dazai Osamu', but this one suddenly came back halfway and stuck his tongue into his mouth.

It's fine if you stick it in, and make a fucking wish so that you can die in love together.

If it weren't for Zhong Yuanzhong, he would know what this man meant and could lift the wild cat's nape and throw him from the [-]th floor.

Zhongyuan Zhong also jumped, but it was useless, people are shameless, and the world is invincible.

Osamu Dazai is invincible.

He said yes, yes, yes, I heard it, it turns out that Zhong also likes me so much.

Hum huh huh huh huh~

He couldn't help laughing, even if he covered his mouth, his eyes were bent, and the laughter flowed out from between his fingers. If it weren't for no one on the street, he might be regarded as some kind of idiot.

Zhongye in the Central Plains, disgusted.

Although the words were not spoken, the speech made by Nakahara Chuya before, and Osamu Dazai's request to make a wish to the gods by inviting the other party to die in love, are probably a silent tacit understanding between the two people.Thinking of the two people walking side by side on the street, their ears turned red, Nakahara Naka was also ashamed, while Dazai Osamu was happy.

The first time I let Dazai Osamu enter the house, he was like a primary school student on a spring outing. He looked left and right, touched, and said, this is the house of me and Chuya!Both of our names are written on the real estate certificate, and I will live here from now on!Then he rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find traces of the life of a 'Dazai Osamu' from various corners, and when he lay down on the ground, he said that he was going to die.

I can't do it, I can't, I'm crying, I'm wronged, why? I found out that he crawled on your bed.

But before the pronunciation of yingying was uttered, Zhongyuan Zhong also stepped on his stomach with his foot. The other party was holding a freshly made crab roe porridge in his hand, and his gaze was like looking at non-recyclable toxic garbage.

You get up for me.

Then you pull me up.

Like to eat or not.

Osamu Dazai got up, hugged the crab porridge and licked the bottom of the bowl clean.Nakahara also knocked on the table and said you remember to go back to me, then took out the key hidden in the roses from his pocket and threw it to the other party, but Dazai refused to answer it, he swore to God that he would die even if he died In the house where their names were written on the real estate certificate, the two fought violently, and both of them lay on the ground moaning because their injuries were just right.

On the first day after being discharged from the hospital after mutual 'confessions', Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya fought again, gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate.

After the members of the Armed Detective Agency heard that someone had finally taken care of this scourge, they anonymously asked for a pennant to be sent to the Central Plains cadres of the Port Mafia by name.The pennant is brightly red, and the content is tear-jerking-thanks to the heroes of the people for conquering demons and demons, and wishes the good people in Yokohama a safe life.

Horizontal criticism, self-sacrifice for others, moving heaven and earth.

Nakahara Zhong also saw that the pennant's face was distorted. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to have a showdown with the armed detective agency. Osamu Dazai put his arms around the opponent's waist, afraid that Nakahara Zhongya was really impulsive, but the other party was really not impulsive. But he was kicked out of the house.

With this pennant.

Poor, pitiful, aggrieved.

Nakahara also decided to buy a big apartment again. His garage, his red wine, and his babies could not leave him, but Dazai, who was eating, drinking, and sleeping on the bed, would lie down on the ground after hearing this, and said I have trouble breathing, say I can’t breathe, say you don’t love me, you change your mind, sure enough in your heart, he’s better Let my original partner move out.

After I finished speaking, I burst into tears, pretending to be a pity for me.

Nakahara was also used to Osamu Dazai's convulsions, without changing his face and heartbeat, he stepped over the opponent's body with his legs open.

The next day came the news of the separation of the port mafia cadres and members of the armed detective agency.

Osamu Dazai was sitting in his seat tearing up the paper while crying heartbreakingly at Kunikida, who started to comfort him with a headache, Edogawa Ranpo snorted and said it was fake crying, so angry The good old man is about to eliminate harm for the people with his hand in hand.After watching it with Yosano Akiko, she shook her head in amazement, saying that the original cadres in the family are rich, beautiful, powerful, and good-natured. The separation from you is just as expected. You see, there are so many flowers and plants in Yokohama. Don't always catch them. There is a scourge.

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai slapped the table and said, how can I call this a disaster? This is called saving single older youths.Don't talk about messing around with Yosano Akiko and Edogawa, Kunikida Doppo couldn't listen anymore, he pushed his glasses and said, to be a human being, you must have self-knowledge, Dazai, if Mr. Nakahara abandons you, don't worry, we will definitely do it again He sent a pennant.

The pennant doesn't matter, when Osamu Dazai thought about it, Chuya must have moved on.

Not to mention anything else, he still remembers the little goblin who seduced his partner, and the benefits of knee pillow crab porridge, hugging and sharing the bed to help wash hair are not his!It's not his!

This person thought about it carefully. The two of them have lived together for so long and haven't made any progress. Japan is a big baseball country. Tonight, they will give each other a fucking grand slam home run.

He Osamu Dazai is the prettiest kid in the entire stadium.

Then during the night attack, Zhongya Zhongya kicked him out of bed, and died before leaving the army.

"What do you want to do if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?!"

"Sleep with you!"

The two stared wide-eyed.

As for the matter of going to sleep, Zhong Yuanzhong is not the type who is so innocent that he can't touch it. If you say you want to sleep, it's not that you can't sleep, but you still need to discuss how to sleep.

Zhongyuan Zhong also said that I was on top, but Osamu Dazai quit and said that I was on top.

He said Chuya, you have no experience at all, it must be me, and then he was beaten up by the other party and said that you have the fucking face to say that the female public enemy should sleep on the floor for me!

So arguing for hours at night about who's in and out, playing fucking baseball, and keeping my eyes open until dawn.

On the second day, Osamu Dazai, who had dark circles under his eyes, thought, no way, damn it.So on the second day, I was wronged and pitiful, like a kitten that was ravaged, and the plane's ears were hanging down, and it squirmed and said, Zhongye, you have to be gentle.

Then he took off his clothes and got on the bed, turned his face and refused to recognize anyone, and the bed collapsed.

Osamu Dazai was packed and thrown out of the window. This time he knocked on the door pitifully and said that he would let me in too. Isn’t it unbearable? Can't stop, it's not my fault and do you want me to order takeaway for you? Does your back hurt? I was already very light yesterday. The bed collapsed. Don't sleep. Open the door. I will be lighter next time.

At the top of his voice, he wished that everyone from all over the world would know that the cadres of the port mafia had been wiped out by him.A sofa was thrown from the window on the second floor, and it smashed to pieces beside Dazai Osamu, and then a loud word came from the room.

"roll!!!!!"

After hearing this, the Armed Detective Agency made a new pennant non-stop and sent it over. The first line: Sacrifice the ego to save the self.

Horizontal batch: Great Mercy and Great Compassion, the Bodhisattva is alive.

Then Osamu Dazai was beaten.

He was wronged, he was not angry, he yelled why I was beaten, and then squatted in the corner with porridge and cabbage biting steamed buns, while Zhongyuan Zhongya sat at the dining table and ate his delicacies from mountains and seas.He wanted to stand up, but watched the other party tap the chopsticks, and squatted back eagerly.

Afterwards, they resettled another bed, but it collapsed in the middle of the night not long after. Nakahara Nakaya pulled his hair angrily, crying and yelling to fuck you Dazai Osamu!fuck your mother!However, he nestled between the collapsed beds, turned the other person around and separated the legs of the person in his arms, even though the person was sobbing and choked up in a mess by him, he never stopped.

He said okay, okay, you can scold as you like, no matter how hard you scold, I will fuck you, and you can scream louder if you are good.

The more arrogant you are on the bed, the more you get beaten under the bed.

The sound of laughing on the bed today is the tears crying under the bed tomorrow.

Osamu Dazai, with tears in his eyes, accompanied Nakahara Nakaya to the furniture store to buy a bed. The shopping guide lady saw them four times in a month. She couldn't tell whether the smile was embarrassment or the joy of the increase in sales. She just planned to introduce this time to them. The new style is said to be the strongest in the Central Plains.

The shopping guide lady paused and asked how strong it was.

Dazai Osamu who was standing behind touched his chin and said, can it withstand a tenth-level shock?

Then he was kicked in the ass by the people around him.

In the evening, Nakahara also smoked a post-event cigarette, and Osamu Dazai kept lying beside him and biting his neck. Every morning when he wakes up and washes up, he can see his own bruised neck in the mirror, knowing that this is applauding for love , Those who don’t know think it’s some bastard who loves pain play.

Since the two of them talked about it, Osamu Dazai didn't die in love anymore and didn't look for any beautiful ladies. He returned home late and early every day, happily knocking on the bowl with chopsticks, like a heartless little boy.

So the news spread that the cadres of the port mafia had taken care of the members of the armed detective agency next door. Everyone shook their heads, beat their chests, sighed and pointed.Said that the little boy is so shameless that he took the initiative to let the Central Plains cadres take care of him, let's not kill him.

Men, women and children are all pitying their dear Mr. Zhongyuan for being blindfolded by lard and deceived by treacherous ministers. Everyone's hands with knives are ready to move, vowing to defend their physical and mental innocence of Ichika Yokohama.

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

He is innocent, what innocence!Zhong has long been defiled by me! ! !

Osamu Dazai opened the window and yelled loudly outside the window. The lingering sound lingered for three days, and then Nakahara Nakaya, who was behind him, pressed the spatula on the ground and hammered him. You are not ashamed to throw it away!

Who are you missing? !You are all mine now, who am I to lose!

It's a fart, you are just a freelancer, when will you pay the rent for me!

Osamu Dazai was shocked. This is your wedding room. Why should I pay the rent? !After speaking, he took out the real estate certificate, which had the names of two people written on it.

Zhongyuan Zhong also stared, and told him about the wedding room, I didn't marry you.As a result, Osamu Dazai came over the next day with two marriage certificates and asked him to sign them.And at that time, he was peeling crab shells for cooking with supernatural powers, and he took a look and said that Japan does not allow same-sex marriages, are you overwhelmed by the door?

After speaking, he turned around and continued to work in the kitchen.

Dazai's voice came from behind.

Chuya, you are blushing!

Red fart! !

Come and sign!

I don't sign you let me go!

Finally signed.

But it's useless, because it doesn't have legal effect.

Osamu Dazai happily put away the signed marriage certificate, took a small box and put it away, and then hid it under the bed. He told Nakahara Chuya that this is our wedding room, and the one under our bed is Marriage, it's not like you keep me, we are legal!

Legal shit.The other party cursed at him, but he didn't care, he squinted his eyes and smiled, his pursed lips almost moved behind his ears, bought a bunch of wedding candies and stood at the gate of the port mafia, and sent a message whenever he saw someone. A wedding candy, and then triumphantly said to everyone, I am happy with you, and Zhong Ye and I are married.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke wanted to fight but was stopped by Akutagawa Gin, Ozaki Koyo wanted to draw a sword but was stopped by Hirotsu Yananami, and Mori Ogai was interrupted by Alice before he could speak. The little girl gloated and said, you are going to be beaten.

Then he heard a "tai————zai————" sounded like a drama with a protracted ending, and before he had time to turn around, he was kicked by Nakahara Nakaya who was flying up On the head, kicked and flew out.

The two of them sat in the back row to eat fruit, Ozaki Koyo slapped the table angrily, pointing forward with a finger painted on nail polish, to make Osamu Dazai to be strict with his confession, and even stricter to resist, asking when you two were together , Why are we together, the confession, the engagement, the bride price, and the division of property before marriage! ?

Osamu Dazai took out his pockets, his sleeves were clean, and he was poor and white, so he picked someone he had and said, confession, I confessed it before!

When I asked about the confession, I said that I also died in love during the invitation!

Fuck you, what the hell!

Everyone looked at garbage, but Zhong Yuanzhong didn't think so, he thought it was good.

After all, even if everyone thinks that there are problems and problems, it is not worth it, but he thinks it is enough.

It was he who fell in love with Osamu Dazai, not someone else.

What's more, their relationship and understanding of each other is enough for Osamu Dazai to sincerely invite him to die in love.

To put it bluntly, they certainly couldn't really tell each other what they liked, but there were always a few words and words that were more moving than like and love.

Later, they didn't buy a house or a villa again, and the two of them lived here.

Love still has to be done, and the bed still has to collapse.

Nakahara Nakaya leaned on his waist and scolded Osamu Dazai for being a beast. The little beast blinked and rubbed his eyes against him and let out a comfortable snort from his throat, saying that it was my husband.

very angry.

Every time the shopping guide saw their faces, she always had a smile on her face. In the end, she really couldn't stand it any longer, so she said, "Take it easy, you two, don't pamper yourself too much when you are young, but you can't do it when you are old."

After speaking, he glanced at Nakahara Chuya's neck. Even if he was wearing a high collar buttoned up, he could still see the hickey protruding from the top of the collar.

I really don't see it.

Nakahara Nakaya bent over and coughed, Dazai Osamu squinted and smiled, they bought who knows how many beds and went home, Nakahara Nakaya stretched out his finger to warn him not to stay like this, do you know that the neighborhood committee posted a white note saying that we are disturbing the people .

And as soon as he curled his lips, he said that I can't blame Chuya for making you scream so loudly.

"Why am I screaming so loudly, don't you know?!"

No count, do not listen.

Then that night, Osamu Dazai stuffed Nakahara Chuya with a newly bought mouth ball, and while pressing the opponent's leg, he showed off and said, Chuya, look at how smart I am, call it, try it and see if you can still call it Ah, I'm so pitiful, I really want to cry, but it's a pity that you can't cry~

Afterwards, he was beaten even more severely.

In the spring of the next year, Zhongyuan Zhong also handed him a ring. When he handed it over, his face was flushed and he stuttered while talking. After talking for a long time, he meant to give it to you whether he loves it or not.Osamu Dazai stared blankly at the ring lying in the palm of his hand. The texture was a bit strange and he couldn't tell what it was, but he touched it and felt a little familiar.Looking down, he saw that the other party had a ring exactly like him on his ring finger.After being stunned for a while, he suddenly laughed, and put it on himself in front of the other party.

Also worn on the ring finger.

"Did Zhong also use my sesame oil money to make the ring?"

The shy man with red ears nodded, saying that he had melted the silver coins and made two rings.

It's cheap, but it's priceless. After all, this is a wishing gift dedicated to the gods.

He lowered his head to kiss the other's ear, and while laughing, he took the other's finger. The rings of the two touched together, making a crisp sound.

So the next day Osamu Dazai stood in front of the gate of the Port Mafia again, showing everyone the rings he wore on his fingers, with all kinds of weird shapes, and wearing this horn on his waist, everyone It is said that your favorite Central Plains cadre proposed to me!See? He gave me a ring!

Then he was not beaten to death by Koyo Ozaki, but was beaten half to death by Nakahara Nakahara who jumped from the office on the roof.

The two silk banners sent by Dazai were hung on the living room of their wedding room, and a special frame was made, and the wedding ceremony was still placed under their bed, waiting for a congressman to come to the stage to approve the bill, so that the two of them will change from illegal cohabitation to marriage. become legal partners.