【Double Black】As You Like It

In the past, he and Osamu Dazai really didn't hate each other so much. Even when he first met him, he stepped on the ground and kicked each other, but the unexpected Nakahara also It's not that Osamu Dazai hates the consistent mafia like he was the leader of the sheep at the beginning.Compared with these, it is better to say that I saw the inexplicable and inexplicable mood of people of the same age.

If Osamu Dazai's mouth is not so foul, if he is said to be a dog, or if he insists on having any idea about height, then the relationship between the two may be much better.But this possibility does not exist in this world, if it really exists, Nakahara may also want to kick Dazai Osamu's head off the first time they meet, and Dazai Osamu may choose to arrest him directly Then he slit his throat with a knife.

So, 'if' is the most useless thing.

He thought of the fact that the other party's favorite way of death was not drowning but suicide by jumping off a building, and when he asked the reason, he gave a very precise reason.It is also very painful to say that it is drowning. After all, it has to go through the time of suffocation, and human beings cannot really commit suicide by suffocation. Since ancient times, there has been no one who can really do this.There is an unavoidable prerequisite for drowning, that is, the choice of suffocation or not is not in the individual but in the water, but Chuya, I can swim.

Speaking of which, Osamu Dazai winked at him, and when he talked about this kind of thing, this person would look refreshed, even if two people were arguing, they would be unilaterally stopped, and then stretched out a finger to show a strong expression Confidentially, pulling him from how to fill his lungs with water faster to what are the benefits of committing suicide by jumping off a building.

Probably there will be something like that, if you jump off a building, you will not have the experience of drowning that will be interrupted by the unavoidable desire for survival of human beings. After all, as long as you fall from a high enough place, it will be irreversible.In addition, drowning is a painful process, but falling from a building is only the last death. Compared with it, the latter is of course more popular-this kind of irresponsible statement.

He didn't want to know what kind of pain humans would have when they drowned, and he didn't want to know whether the original owner would see those white brains when the smashed skulls of the people who jumped to death splashed out, but even if he covered his ears Curled up, Osamu Dazai will also lie on the side of the bed and find him who is curled up under the bed, and then crawl in, the two of them put their noses against each other, talking sarcastic words to each other, while clinging to the people around them You come and I fight with each other.

This person insisted on lying in his ear and talking about the feelings of human beings during the death process. Sometimes he really couldn't bear it and asked Dazai Osamu loudly, why did you insist on telling me.However, the other party would hold the book with the red and white cover, and at the same time wink innocently at him, saying that of course it was to prepare you mentally, after all, Zhong was going to die before me.

——Why do you think I will die before you? !

—Probably because I will never lose to you no matter what.

--ha? !Isn't your desire to die? !go go go go!Hurry up!

——Yes, but as long as Chuuya dies quickly, I can die without any worries.

——Then I must live to be 100 years later, Dazai Osamu, you bastard, give me a long life!

Nakahara Chuya uttered a foul word, which was obviously a blessing in essence. Dazai Osamu also tasted something, so he covered his mouth and laughed out loud. The other party laughed and ran while being chased by him. They were the only ones who dared to laugh and fight in the corridors of the building.The purple-red rose window reveals a translucent color, and the complicated pattern on it is like some gorgeous and gorgeous story, and there is an indescribable magnificence when projected onto the pitch-black ground.

Osamu Dazai was wearing a black windbreaker and shouting in front of you to hit me! You can't catch up with me, aren't you very angry? At this time, you finally realize the fact that you have short legs!On the other hand, he roared Dazai Osamu's name through gritted teeth, and then used gravity to make the opponent fall directly to the ground, and then rushed over to wrestle with this person.

Usually at this time, the two of them are thrown into the infirmary by Mori Ogai and Ozaki Koyo by the collar like a cat and a dog, and they are angry. It is obvious that Osamu Dazai picked the matter first, but this person can have a look on his face. With tears hanging from the corners of his angry eyes, he turned his head to play cold war with him.Nakahara didn't care at all about this sitting in front of another bed and applying medicine to himself, but after a lot of times, it became him to apply medicine to Osamu Dazai.

Occasionally Nakahara Nakahara, who suddenly reacted to something, wanted to throw his hands away and throw the bandages and medicine to the other party, but Dazai Osamu was really shameless, and his behavior was so cruel that it was heinous.

It never occurred to him that people in their teens and almost adults would be like elementary school students.

Complain.

Nakahara Nakaya, who was being educated by Koyo Ozaki, looked down at Osamu Dazai, who was hiding behind the door and covered his mouth and laughed silently, with his head down, and pointed his middle finger at the man where his elder sister couldn't see.

——What kind of death do you like, Chuya.

——I like the way of dying at the end of life.

——It’s too boring, no, if you die, don’t I want to live forever?

——So why do you insist on living longer than me!Why don't you compare yourself with the cannon fodder of the hostile forces? !

It's not like he didn't ask Osamu Dazai why he insisted on finding other ways since he felt that the death method of jumping off a building was irreversible, but the other party never answered his message directly, even if the person was fished out of the sea by him. Dying, coughing and spitting water to pull the kelp out of his mouth, he still tried to enter the water and died.

During that time, the port of Yokohama and the beach and cliffs by the sea were memorized by Nakahara Chuya, so that when he was told that "Mr. Dazai is missing" one day, he could accurately guess where the hell this person jumped from. .

Whenever Osamu Dazai opened his eyes like a soaked fish and the first person he saw was him, he would show a very disappointed face. At the beginning, Nakahara wanted to throw this person back into the Wash your brain in water, but the more times you do it, the more time you get used to it.Assuming that Osamu Dazai is a passing smoke and a stick, and Mori Ogai told him not to let Osamu Dazai die in some unknown corner, then he must ensure that his partner is always alive.

Even if this kind of behavior is actually against the wishes of the other party, he still has to do it.

Osamu Dazai actually told him that one day he really went up to the roof of a building, maybe even Nakahara would not be able to rescue him back.At first he was stunned when he heard this, and then, as if thinking of something, he grabbed Dazai Osamu by the corner of his clothes and asked him if he fell into the water, but he didn't really want to die.

But the other party rolled his eyes at him, and told him what nonsense you are talking about, and you are so sentimental.After thinking about it, it is also true. Which suicide of this person is not a vigorous one. If he really wants to live, he will never do it. Several times he almost failed to find someone, and let the other party become fish food and shine in the sea. fever.

There was a time when Osamu Dazai asked him whether he wanted him to live or die if he could.

Because this question is too philosophical, Nakahara is also thinking about the answer while stirring the coffee.Because when he yelled 'Dazai Osamu, go to hell', he really hoped that his ears would be clean and the world would be peaceful, but to really put himself in the shoes and imagine the possibility of this person dying and disappearing, Nakahara also felt that it was not enough accept.

Even if he is not a pushy person, even if he knows that Dazai Osamu's wish to die is sincere.

To be precise, Osamu Dazai is still alive so far, not because he really attempted suicide.Instead, the people around the other party were talking to him one by one.

— Live, live.

On the contrary, no one really wishes each other well from the bottom of their hearts.

Thinking of this, Zhong Yuanzhong also realized that he himself was the same. He was the one who insisted on saving people in the leftover accident of the Dragon Head War, and he was the one who pulled people back from the death line.Although I don't know how Osamu Dazai himself feels, but I can guess that this person can accept whether he is dead or alive.

But this person is cunning because everyone knows what his wish is, and everyone knows that he is sincere, but he can't really watch him die, or just stand by and watch this matter.

Mori Ogai was very efficient, and Nakahara Chuya received a mobile phone message the moment he stepped off the plane.He used gravity to control the hat and clothes to fit tightly on his body, and the ensuing winds whizzed past one after another like sharp knives, passing through the thin layer of barrier that was separated. There was a harsh sound when it hit.

Osamu Dazai, who has never tried jumping from a building, once pestered Nakahara Nakaya to feel the feeling of falling from a height. He really thought that this person was mentally ill, so he not only refused, but also said to Mori Ogai , Chief, pay attention to this man. I think he wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building recently.

Osamu Dazai was so angry when he found out, he pointed at his nose and called, are you a toddler who loves to complain?

During a certain mission, the other party still climbed up to the top of a tall building, and the hostile forces who were chasing them held up their guns and pulled the trigger on the desperate Osamu Dazai. At that time, he reached out to catch the fallen man. The person who came down put his arms around the other's waist, and his face was covered in the windbreaker sleeves flying around in mid-air.But Osamu Dazai laughed and hugged him around his neck, saying it was so exciting Chuya, I want to do it again!

As he continued to fall, his ears were full of wind noises. Even if the other party was yelling, it seemed quite unclear. He warned the other party not to move around and yelled at the person close to him, what nonsense are you talking about? Rubbing the side of his face with the soft curly hair, she put her lips next to his ear and spoke loudly into it.

--I said!Zhongye!I want to do it all over again!

——What the hell are you doing so loudly? !

——If you don’t, you can’t hear me!

- Come on!I won't go crazy with you!

Osamu Dazai's laughter was lost in the wind, or it disappeared during the fall.They hugged and fell to the ground together, without the sense of weightlessness of rapid falling, nor the palpitation of falling into the abyss.Zhongyuan Zhong also threw the man directly on the ground, blushing with anger. Those enemies had been defeated long ago, but he was not happy at all, and even wanted to press the man in front of him to the ground with a blasting hammer.

——What if I don’t catch you!

——But didn't Zhong catch it?

——What if? !

——Just in case, just in case.

——If it happens, it will die!

——So, if I die, I will be condemned by my conscience and suffer forever for the rest of my life, even if I am alive, I will not be able to get rid of my—poof...

That time Nakahara gave Osamu Dazai a hard fist on the face, but he really didn't realize that he had no reason to be so annoyed when he was lying on the bed with his eyes staring at him with anger.

Although they are the closest partners, they don't have a good relationship like a normal two-person combination. If you really want to say that he cares about Dazai Osamu's life and death, it is very wrong. There is no extra time for him to speculate on what is in it, because he is very busy, because it is dangerous, and because it is unnecessary.

Afterwards, he pointed at Dazai Osamu's nose very seriously, and said to the other party in this very offensive and indecent gesture, if you jump off the building again next time, I will definitely not pick you up.

However, the other party didn't care, and just laughed out of nowhere, with sincere smiles in the crooked eyes.Then he stretched out his hand to hold his finger and said, okay, then don't answer.

But both of them are clear, both of them are very clear, this is impossible.

Since Osamu Dazai's rebellion, Nakahara also thought that after he was finally free, he would leave the concern of this suicidal maniac to others, but in the end, if something happened, he would still suffer.So when I decided to let go, I really breathed a sigh of relief. I thought about going to fuck Dazai Osamu's freedom in the future, but it turned out that it was only the first few days that something had to happen to him.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and what he and Mori Ogai said was "an hour", then he will definitely arrive within the specified time, and his leader will also fight for an hour to appease the kidnapper, at least It is to disperse the innocent people around, so that even if there is a war, it will not affect other people.

To be honest, he doesn't really believe that Osamu Dazai can't face this situation by himself. Anyway, the people inside the Hong Kong gangsters are very clear about the type of the other party.Even if his legs were broken, this person could find a way to climb out by himself. It is impossible to become helpless just by being confined by the terrain.

I must have understood in my heart that apart from fear of affecting the superficial life and ordinary people in Yokohama, Mori Ogai must have other reasons to help the Armed Detective Agency to deal with this supernatural person that should not belong to them.

And also figured out why it was Mori Ogai who called him instead of Dazai Osamu himself, because if it was the latter, he would hang up without saying a word, and only the former could let him jump from the plane that had taken off for an hour Come down, just to wipe the ass of Dazai Osamu.

As he got closer to his destination, he could already see the five buildings in Koguro in the inner city of Yokohama. The mobile phone in his hand was constantly ringing according to the distance. He followed the instructions and passed by his apartment. Sure enough, it was found that the entire street had been lifted up, as if it had been dug out for hundreds of meters of ground, but these disappeared volumes had disappeared, almost neither piled up next to it nor scattered anywhere.

The independent small villa of his family has long been in tatters, and now he has no regrets about the wine and sports cars hidden in it. He just thinks that he will find out the perpetrator and divide his bones.

Osamu Dazai must be hanged on a flagpole and paraded through the streets to show the public, other than that, he must deal with the matter in front of him first, and then wait for him to beat the opponent until his face is full of peach blossoms.

Because the positioning is two-way, when he was still floating in the sky, Koyo Ozaki called and told him that the battlefield had shifted and the surrounding crowd had dispersed, but the enemy is now heading towards the commercial street. The damage is estimated to be heavy.

He clicked his tongue and hung up the phone. The latest news was that Osamu Dazai was also taken there, so he turned around in the air and rushed over.

Elemental control type abilities are really tricky types. For example, those related to earth can even cause earthquakes if they are stronger.Although the one in front of him is definitely not limited to this level, but because the surface is full of such things that can be manipulated, and the other party is an enemy that is despicable enough to attack innocent people, it is troublesome.

When I rushed over, I saw Osamu Dazai was twisted by a mass of concrete and his limbs were wrapped in it. The prisoner seemed to be unable to bear it anymore and wanted to kill him. At the very moment, Nakahara also wrapped his own gravity on the phone as if firing a bullet. After calling, the rapidly running mobile phone was like a sharp knife, directly cutting through the opponent's wrist, brushing Dazai Osamu's face, nailing it straight into the ground, and smashing it to pieces.

In an instant, the blood splashed on the face of the hostage, and he jumped directly from the air and crushed the ground on the road, causing the spider web-like cracks to continue to spread until Osamu Dazai barely stopped.

The screaming enemy set off the land in anger and wanted to drown him, but Zhong Yuanzhong just raised his eyes with one hand in his pocket, stretched out his palm and snapped his fingers at the sky, and everything was settled.

He looked at the shocked supernatural being with red eyes and squeezed out an undisguised mocking sneer from between his lips and teeth, then raised his head and stepped on the ground under his feet deeper, making a frightening cracking sound.The windbreaker behind him fluttered in the air currents, his killing intent was never concealed, his face seemed to have pierced through time and space, and turned into a sword hanging above his head, ready to fall.

"Are you the bastard who interrupted my once-in-a-lifetime vacation!"