【Double Black】As You Like It

The moment Chuya closed the door, Nakahara Chuya was a little confused. He looked down at himself holding the lock on the doorknob, and realized that this would not stop Osamu Dazai, who can pick the lock with a toothpick anytime, anywhere, so he used gravity to pull the lock. My own door cabinet was moved to block the door.

After he was convinced that even if Osamu Dazai's physical fitness was top-notch in the eyes of ordinary people, it was impossible for him to pick the lock and open the door like a physical master, and he didn't even plan to take care of the small potted plants in his back garden. The small suitcase standing in the living room pushed open the window and was about to run, and then saw Osamu Dazai who was turning around and going through the window in the next second downstairs, and then suppressed the urge to be rough, and kicked him out of his own The air conditioning duct kicked down.

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai, who has become very unruly and extroverted over the years, and who is too extroverted and makes strange noises, did not let out a wailing [-]-bend, but instead made a standard backward flip and landed below.The man stood up straight with his hands in his pockets, and the expression on his face didn't look like the usual three-point smile. It seemed that even standing on the ground and looking up at him was condescending.

Nakahara Nakaya frowned and looked at such an acquaintance, not sure what happened recently, at least this feeling was very similar to the kind of temperament emanating from Mori Ogai, which was so sharp that there was nothing to say.

He squinted his eyes and looked at the other party up and down, looking left, right, up and down, this Dazai Osamu was still Dazai Osamu, or he couldn't figure out how someone with a brain problem would not only pretend to be Dazai Osamu, but also pretend to be Dazai Osamu. The opponent's skin jumped repeatedly in front of him.

If it's not too long, it's because Osamu Dazai himself was hit on the head with a mallet.

So Zhong Yuanzhong really didn't want to get entangled with the other party, and didn't want to say anything more. After all, he still had to catch a plane.It is simply a fantasy for two people to meet without arguing. To save time, simply shutting up is the most effective way.He didn't care about Osamu Dazai who obviously had problems below.After closing the window, he rushed to the door and removed the cabinet used to resist, took his suitcase and ran away.

To be honest, in terms of physical fitness, Nakahara Nakahara can also hit [-] Dazai Osamu with one hand, so it is also possible to just try to avoid the opponent.

Because I didn't want to be too ostentatious and wanted to relax alone, I booked a civil aviation flight with a small town in Northern Europe with beautiful scenery but not many tourists.Since his own ability is gravity, it is very fast to catch up on the road. It doesn't take too long to travel from the apartment in the city center to the airport in the suburbs.

Anyway, I didn’t have many things to hand over to the airport staff and went to the front desk to pick up the tickets. To be honest, the experience of flying with the flow of people was really the first time. Its own particularity, generally either a special plane or a route purchased by its own organization.

With the ticket in his hand, he was queuing up with the crowd, thinking that he could finally not breathe the same air with Osamu Dazai for a long time without seeing his face, and he didn't even have a job, didn't stay up all night, didn't After the torment of endless batches of documents, I felt refreshed.

He didn't care what Osamu Dazai wanted to do when he came to him, and he didn't have any curiosity about what was wrong with the other party recently. Anyway, he knew that this person couldn't kill him, so there was no need to worry about things that weren't his turn.

Before boarding the plane, Koyo Ozaki sent a text message to wish him a pleasant journey. He found his seat while holding the ticket, and then replied, thank you, big sister.

Perhaps it was the first time that he really had the mentality of not doing missions or killing people, but just playing by himself. Even though Nakahara saw Osamu Dazai's annoying face before coming here, he didn't feel that his mood was affected in any way. The request of the aircraft broadcast turned on the silent mode of both mobile phones, and then the plane took off with the sound of tinnitus.

There were some magazines and newspapers in front of the seats, and Zhongyuan Zhong also picked them up and read them when he was bored. A lady sat next to her, and she fell asleep wearing a blindfold and a coat after getting on the plane.Everything around is very quiet, and the occasional voice of someone talking is also very light.The seats in the first-class cabin are basically filled with people with basic public qualities, and even the voices of the flight attendants passing by in high-heeled shoes are not loud.

The clouds outside the window are getting thicker and thicker. Although I have already had the experience of stepping on the wind and stepping on the wings of an airplane when I was 15 years old, my identity during those days is completely different from the mentality of simply being a tourist today.The magazine in his hand introduced relevant attractions in Europe, so Zhongyuanzhong followed the path, from the haunted houses and ghost legends in Eastern Europe to the desert scenery in southern Europe close to North Africa.

In fact, he had thought of going out to have fun before, when Osamu Dazai was still there, but the other party had never been very interested in such things as 'playing'.But in the final analysis, the two of them are also the type who can be attracted by arcades and fighting games. No matter how precocious, there is probably no little boy who can refuse those weird hero stories and weird legends.

He used to lie on the bed in his little dark green jacket, holding a strange novel in his hand, and occasionally sighed like 'wow' and 'oh' when he read it, and when he read the exciting part Chang turned over and poked his head out from the edge of the bed, then stretched his arms to reach the back of Osamu Dazai who was sitting on the ground looking at the table of chemical elements and researching how to commit suicide.

He said, Dazai, should we go to a small town in Eastern Europe in the future, it is said that demons will be summoned there, and if we find that kind of haunted house, we can see what that thing looks like.

Now that I think about it, it’s mostly ignorant or frivolous yearning, yearning for those weird things, and yearning for a real adventure story.Osamu Dazai put down the things in his hands and first mocked him for being naive, but he also turned his head and leaned against the window to ask what was said in the devil book.So Zhongyuan Zhong also turned over and leaned over, holding the book and pointing it to the other party.

It is said that there are monsters with extremely tall limbs, long limbs, no faces and wearing suits, and there are also demons who need to draw arrays and use their lives to summon and exchange wishes.Everything from the Grand Duke of Wallachia to the succubus who can seduce men, he even drew a few simple circular formations on the book in his hand.

Sometimes they stay together and don't quarrel all the time, that's really tiring.Osamu Dazai rubbed his head against his chin, and Chuya Nakahara pointed at the strange things in the book, saying that one day we should ask the leader for leave. I think this anecdote in the forest is good. I'll punch the monster with long legs and let you study the eyeless face.

Osamu Dazai said yes, we will both die if we are cursed.But he felt that this was nonsense, after all Rimbaud's original statement was 'he is a god'.Although Zhongyuan Zhong also felt that this kind of words were just a metaphor, he still smiled and said to the person who was close at hand, what are you afraid of, can I let you die somewhere.

—But I really want to die.

— Got it, you almost shouted in my ear with a megaphone.

—Would you like to try it?

——Roll as far as you can.

But in the end, from their meeting to their separation, these three years have been long or short, and their original agreement was like a perfunctory casual statement.There are no traveling together, no cabins hidden in the forest, and no strange monsters.

At that time, Osamu Dazai asked him what kind of wish he would make if he really wanted to summon the devil, but he stretched out a finger and pointed at the side of the jaw, and tilted his head to rest on the back of Osamu Dazai's head, I really thought about it carefully and seriously, and finally gave the answer.

"Go through what every normal person goes through."

In fact, he chose Northern Europe this time because he really wanted to see the bears or the scenery there. It wasn't that he thought it was a pity to make a promise when he was young, but he just thought of it suddenly and did so.

Everything in the cabin is very fresh. It is not that he has never made a plane or traveled abroad.It's just that every time he takes a private flight, except for the entourage, he is almost himself, and the atmosphere of the whole environment is completely different.

A passing stewardess gave him a cup of warm juice, while he was holding a pen while writing down a few attractions that he was interested in mentioned in the magazine on a blank piece of paper.

Those who are too famous simply ignore the past, and the same goes for those with many people.In fact, Zhongyuanzhong doesn't really like to stay in crowded places, especially places with many strangers.

The reason why he is willing to drink with his subordinates is because they are all born and died together. If the environment is changed, he would rather be alone.

About an hour after the plane took off, the flight attendant broadcast the altitude and time in real time. He raised his head from the magazine and looked at the scenery outside the window. It was a piece of white clouds like flakes, which gathered in the distance like extremely a disc.

He still remembered that Osamu Dazai asked what the sky looked like thousands of meters when he learned that he could step on the high-altitude wings, but at that time he was wearing a hood and it was very windy, and he was full of revenge, so I haven't really seen the scenery there either.

So it can only be said that the clouds cannot be touched, and the wind is so cold that if the air flow is not controlled by gravity, you can't even open your eyes.

But now he leans his head on the window and looks at the clouds that are warm and shiny by the sun. It is not the kind of soft cotton wool that needs to be looked up to see, but a sugar box that needs to be looked down. I have seen it on many pictures on the Internet, but seeing it with my own eyes is always different.

Even after experiencing many things that ordinary people can't imagine in a lifetime, Zhongya Nakahara is still happy because of these small things.

He even planned what gifts to give to those friends and subordinates after returning from the trip, but at this moment the phone rang, and it was a special channel that could still be dialed in after turning on the airplane mode.

Generally, it will not ring if there is a very urgent matter. In an instant, Zhong Yuanzhong also took out his mobile phone and switched it to silent, stood up from his seat and rushed to the bathroom.

During the process, he glanced down at Mori Ogai's phone, and picked up the phone the second he closed the door and locked the door.

"Hey, leader, what's the matter?"

The person over there seemed to be silent for a while, and then spoke after a few seconds: "I'm very sorry, Zhongye, for disturbing your vacation, but I contacted you through a special channel because your other calls couldn't get through. you."

"It's okay, if there is any situation, you can give me instructions directly."

Perhaps because he answered too quickly, Mori Ogai was still silent for a few seconds before another voice came: "It's not a big deal, but the other party asked you to deal with it by name. To be precise, it's your apartment after you leave. I was attacked, and it happened that the person outside the apartment was Dazai-kun, and the other party was kidnapped now, and the people from the Armed Detective Agency suspected that we did it, so they came to find an explanation."

"Huh?" Hearing that Osamu Dazai was kidnapped, Nakahara also made an unbelievable voice. He recalled what Mori Ogai said just now, and responded with some incomprehension: "Boss, I heard correctly. If so, Dazai was kidnapped?"

"Yes."

"Isn't that supposed to ask the members of the Armed Detective Agency to prepare condolence money and medical expenses to save innocent kidnappers from being killed by Dazai?"

"..." Maybe Mori Ogai also felt that what he said made sense. There was a strange silence during the call for a while, and there was a hissing sound because of a bad signal or something on the other end.

"Chuya, Mr. Dazai asked me to tell you that if you don't go back to save him, he will be dismembered."

This time it was Zhong Yuanzhong's turn to say nothing, and it took a while to suppress the swearing in his mouth so as not to lose his composure in front of Sen Ouwai, but he still couldn't help the strong intention of disgust, and said through gritted teeth: "Please tell me the truth Just one word, I wish him all wishes come true, on the day of his death I will definitely send him the largest, roundest and most luxurious wreath, making him the biggest dead person in that cemetery."

Alice's laughter came from the other end of the phone, and he also heard Mori Ogai telling Alice that ladies should keep their voices down, and then he returned to the topic just now and continued the previous question: "Mr. Let me tell you that if you don’t come back, he will hang his own intestines at your door.”

At this time, Nakahara Chuya really couldn't help it anymore, took a deep breath and rubbed his forehead, he thought that Mori Ogai was definitely not the kind of person who would make fun of Dazai Osamu on the phone when he was idle, nor was he the kind of person who The special channel call was just to use this person to anger his leader, so he suppressed the urge to turn Dazai Osamu over and over again in his heart, biting the anger between his lips and teeth, and replied quite seriously: "Then he is really powerful—— Chief, I beg you to relocate me a house in Yokohama. You can choose the location and price at will. When I come back from Norway, I will move in with my bags. Also, since the people from the Armed Detective Agency said that the dead mackerel of Osamu Dazai was kidnapped Then why can you still hang the intestines on my door!? Those people are touching porcelain?!"

Mori Ogai also sighed helplessly on the other side of the phone, and then the leader of the entire port mafia adjusted his tone. oppression.

"Mr. Zhongye, if it was not necessary, I would not hastily interrupt your vacation, and it was when I received your travel text message this morning. In fact, the other party is a special ability to control the terrain. In the case that it cannot be touched and the controlled object is a physical existence rather than a supernatural product, Dazai-kun is basically imprisoned by the terrain without any resistance. Simply put, the ground of your house is all destroyed, and according to witnesses Dazai-kun was taken away wrapped in a layer of soil, and just now I received a video call application, and what I see now is the live video of Dazai-kun wrapped in the ground with only one head exposed." After saying this, Mori Ogai paused for a moment, then continued. "And we have an agreement with the Armed Detective Agency. At the same time, you should know what Dazai-kun represents. If someone else was taken away, maybe you don't need to bother you at all, but now the person on the other side of the screen asks for it personally." You come back and save him."

Hearing this, Zhong Yuanzhong also roughly knew what happened, but he still felt a headache while holding the phone.He didn't believe that Osamu Dazai couldn't handle this kind of situation. Although it sounded very difficult, in fact, the two of them had encountered situations that were more difficult than this.

Mori Ogai must also know, but still choose to look for him, there must be something he doesn't know, but since his leader doesn't want to say it, he, a loyal subordinate, naturally won't ask too much.

"Is this Dazai's request or the kidnapper's request?"

"Both."

"Does the kidnapper have any conditions?"

"Yes, I ask you to go alone. Otherwise, we will attack the ordinary people around."

"origin?"

"The remnants of the double black method."

"Understood, wait for me for an hour, please send the coordinates to my mobile phone, I will go there immediately."

Zhong Yuanzhong, who came out of the bathroom, also returned to his seat. He took the gloves placed in front of the armchair and put them on again. Before leaving, he glanced at the travel itinerary notes that he had written all over the paper, and closed his eyes. Eyes sighed, and then a person walked to the cabin door and unscrewed the door with his bare hands.

For a moment, the screams of the stewardess and passengers came, but he controlled the wind so that it didn't blow in. When the ordinary people inside realized that the air pressure and air flow did not affect them, there was a slight pause.Nakahara Zhong also raised his hand and pressed his hat. Standing in the wind and clouds, he turned his head, looked at the people behind him and said.

"I'm very sorry that I have to hurry. The port mafia will take full responsibility for this accident."

After speaking, he jumped down with one foot in the air, and the hatch that was opened was closed again with gravity. Facing the wind like a knife, he squinted at the clouds and sunlight thousands of meters above the sky, He thought in his heart that he would hang Osamu Dazai on the flagpole of the Norwegian glacier, and let him cry and flutter in the wind in the low temperature aurora night.