【Double Black】As You Like It

Zhong Yuanzhong was also awakened by someone pressing him down. It should be said that he dreamed that he was stroking the cat to relieve pressure. As a result, the big black cat was pressed on his chest like a ten-pound meat mountain, and he turned over even if he couldn't get up. However, he just lay on the ground so miserable and at a loss what to do, and finally woke up and looked at the ceiling only to realize that he was actually dreaming, and then he still felt that the feeling of pressure had not disappeared, and he opened his eyes bewilderedly, In a daze, he pulled his hand out of the bed, and then in a daze, he pushed down the furry head that was resting on his chest.

Taking a casual look at the situation on the bed, the pillow in the middle has long been sacrificed and fell under the bed, and the quilt was also crumpled and rolled up by the other party. There is no such thing as keeping a distance. Moaning, he leaned over to sleep, and Nakahara, who was not fully awake, pushed Dazai Osamu's face and said that you should stay away from me.

Pushing and pushing, the two of them got entangled again. Osamu Dazai asked what time it was, and Nakahara Nakaya looked at the time at 15:[-] pm, so the other party wailed and said, "What are you doing so early and continue to sleep?" The arms are wrapped around him, just like when they were [-] years old.

Nakahara Chu also wondered who the hell was making trouble, but when he glanced at his watch, he pulled Dazai Osamu's face and said, "Don't strangle my waist and you can't breathe, just take it easy for me, so I fell down in a daze." asleep.

Because they were so tired, they slept outside for a whole night, who knows how many kilometers they walked on foot, so they slept in a dim light, and the two of them fell asleep under the quilt and blowing on the air conditioner. When you fall asleep, you get together, and when you dream, you squeeze on the same pillow. You rub against me and I rub against you.

It can't be said that it was intentional, and I don't know if it was because Dazai Osamu, who had broken his limbs half a month ago and was like a cripple, let him sleep with him. Osamu Dazai squeezed his bed to sleep, so he didn't kick him off the bed immediately.

When he was a teenager, Osamu Dazai was an annoying and sticky person.But it's not right to say that he is clingy. Anyway, Zhong Yuanzhong always thinks that this person is clingy just to be annoying.It was too normal and ordinary for the two of them to share the same bed at that time, so there was no psychological burden even if they still shared the same bed after many years, and they accepted it very quickly.

He sat up from the bed and patted the other person's face, and it took him a long time to pat him up from the bed.

"Hey, Dazai, wake up, we should go."

After going to sleep, it is now seven o'clock in the evening. Since it is summer, the sky outside is still bright, but it will probably get dark after a while.The process of getting up from the bed was very difficult, because Osamu Dazai pretended to be asleep and refused to let go. In the end, he grabbed the other person's face and pulled the person's eyelids, and the other person screamed in pain. He didn't let go of the pain, saying that you don't have to go out today and you should rest, then hugged the pillow and took it over and stuffed it into his arms.

"How can we have time to continue sleeping!"

"I don't care about the past few days. According to my guess, since Mr. Sen knew that I was with you, he shouldn't send someone there so early, because it's useless, and I can guarantee that you won't because of Get lost or fall into the trap for some other unknown reason—don’t rush to refute, anyway, I’m a layer of protection for you, you can ask me to help you without any conditions, I guess Mr. Sen can wake up from his dreams with a smile Right." It was like self-deprecating at this point, but Dazai Osamu did not continue talking about this topic, but continued to say, what are you so anxious about.

"Although you may feel that it's not safe to carry that chip on your body, in fact the other party is not a fool. It is natural to understand that we can only go by sea if we can't go in the sky. In this case, you think we can be safe even when we arrive at the port. Do you want to leave? Anyway, Sicily is also their stronghold. The Western European forces in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang will give in to Mafia in Italy. Now that you are injured, you don’t know the probability of being wiped out by someone in the past. In the past, it’s better to wait for the right time to arrive. The two of us don’t have to hide around the port, and the responders sent don’t have to figure out how to deal with the identity. Otherwise, how can you stop the ship at the port controlled by Mafia? .”

After saying this, Osamu Dazai fell headfirst into the quilt, completely ignoring the fact that the two of them were still arguing a few hours ago, he hugged Nakahara Chuya and planned to continue sleeping.

Nakahara also had a pair of dead fish eyes. He knew the truth was the truth, but he always felt that Osamu Dazai was making excuses, but he had no proof.But basically, as long as Osamu Dazai decides, he never makes mistakes, and it has been like this since the time they met.Even if the two people do not deal with each other like tit for tat, they will not get angry on this matter.

So Zhongyuan decided to stay for a few more days.

On the way, Osamu Dazai got up from the bed, he went out for a stroll and brought back a lot of medicines, both for internal and external use. Then he sat by the bed and spread out a map, his slender fingers turned a Pencil, draw a few routes on it, and then tell him, we will set off in three days, and we will see what happens to the chasing soldiers outside which way we will take.

Nakahara Nakaya, who had a bun dipped in strawberry jam in his mouth, raised his head and asked if there were so many people outside. Osamu Dazai nodded and tapped the tip of his pen on the table and said, yes, there are a lot.

"It should be said that a lot of troops have been dispatched. When I went down, I saw vehicles coming in from outside the town. Otherwise, I could buy more things and come back, so I wouldn't just have time to grab a bottle of strawberry jam."

"I think I should be thankful that you still know how to get a bottle of strawberry jam?"

"I at least know that dry chewy bread is hard to swallow, okay?"

"That's really thanks to you."

"That is required."

"Where did you get the money?"

"Well - I just found someone to strike up a conversation with, chatting and chatting, as long as I hint a little, I will be taken advantage of. Of course, I didn't cheat him too much. It's just some necessary supplies, but I bought food for three days, and then we don't need it. Going out. If Mafia sends people to check one by one like the previous few towns, if we find this place, we can just use your ability to hang outside. People will come in after they leave."

"Row."

After that, they had a rare three-day life of eating, sleeping and eating.On the first night, because I slept comfortably during the day, I was very energetic at night. Besides, there was only one bed and no entertainment equipment. Osamu Dazai said that we should turn on the TV, and he agreed.

A large bed is directly facing the large-screen TV, but the hotel’s channels are mostly those few, so after flipping through a few channels that are not infants and pregnant women’s guidance channels, there are meaningless content such as promotional advertisements, and finally They chose a junk movie but at least they didn't have to be tortured by the powdered milk underwear and crop medicine on the screen, but after watching it, they found that something was wrong.

At first they were nestled together under the quilt on the bed. Osamu Dazai opened a bag of potato chips and ate it vigorously. Nakahara Nakaya slapped the other party and asked what to eat on the bed, but in the end they still couldn't hold back the two of them on the quilt. He wiped off a layer of toilet paper, then pointed at the tip of Osamu Dazai's nose and said, Don't fall on the bed.Then just go to the side.

As a result, while watching TV, there was always the sound of potato chips being crushed. At first, he didn’t pay much attention to it, but he didn’t think there was a problem until the plot of the movie started to play on the TV. .

But Osamu Dazai next to him didn't feel anything wrong at all, his facial expression didn't change and he even thought it was very normal. He finished a pack of potato chips in his hand and even wanted to get the second pack. The content is already the hero and the heroine passionately hugging each other and kissing each other. The kiss is affectionate, and the sound of water and moaning between the two of them is one after another. The whole room is filled with this kind of ambiguous The sound made Zhongyuan Zhongya feel restless and uncomfortable.He looked at the other party out of the corner of his eye, without blushing or embarrassment at all, watching with relish and interest.

Fine.

Nakahara thought, isn’t it just a kiss? It’s not like he hasn’t seen it on TV before. Even if the kiss is too intense and the kiss is immoral, it’s still a kiss. Dazai Osamu can’t move at all. Wouldn’t it be embarrassing for him to make a fuss? ?

So with this kind of mentality, I watched the hero kiss the heroine from behind the door to the corridor, then from the corridor to the sofa, and when the sofa was not enough, they kissed all the way to the balcony, and finally hugged on the table When the two people's clothes were stripped clean by each other, it was almost like a rag hanging on the arm.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also restless and even felt that sitting on this bed would burn his ass, but it was impossible for him to lift the quilt and go out. Occasionally, he could hear the people next to him laughing once or twice.Chuya Nakahara's head hurts, he wants to hug his head and think about what's wrong, why the hell is he sitting under the quilt with Osamu Dazai and watching this kind of movie?

But he thought that under normal circumstances, it should be a shot of falling together, and then the next day's plot, but he didn't expect that the next scene would directly focus on children.

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

What kind of weird movie is this? ? ?

With difficulty, he moved his eyes from the TV to the quilt covering his body, and the overlapping voices of the male and female protagonists were too clear even if he pretended not to hear them.When the groaning sounds and some ambiguous voices that everyone tacitly understood sounded, he could still comfort himself and say that it's okay to calm down.But until he started shouting "It hurts" and "You're awesome" in it, he was really trembling and fidgeting.

And Dazai Osamu who was next to him had already drank the boxed drink at this time, and while sucking on the straw, he let out a similar exclamation of "wow", that is called a full of energy.

He didn't dare to raise his eyes to float around at all, but he didn't want the people around him to think that he was embarrassed to look at him, otherwise he would really feel as if he had lost a hand.

Inexplicable self-esteem caused trouble, but then again——

Why did he sit on the same bed with Osamu Dazai and watch Raoshiko's adult movie? !That is why ah? !Why the fuck? !

A person silently lowered his head and grabbed the quilt so anxiously that he was about to break out in a cold sweat. There was still a very loud TV sound next to his ears. Maybe it was because the love affairs were too intense. He is obviously not an ignorant boy, but sitting next to another person watching this kind of movie is like a public execution. Osamu Dazai is shameless and doesn't care at all, but he cares a lot! !I care so much! !Why!Why the fuck is this? !

You can clearly hear the two people in the movie start to do it. The voices of huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh? To no avail, he wanted to change the place, but he also thought that it was a single room without much space, just a bed, and the only thing he could go to was the bathroom.

If he really locked himself in the bathroom to avoid this embarrassment, Osamu Dazai would fucking dare to pat on the bathroom door and ask him if he was dying, did he react? Chuya, why are you doing this? You can’t do it just watching an adult movie Yet?

This is definitely something Osamu Dazai did!He must be able to do it!

Even as long as he dares to leave this bed, the people next to this bed will definitely ridicule him!Will!

Zhong Yuan, who was caught in a dilemma, was also thinking quickly, thinking about how to solve this situation, but he had never encountered such a thing before? ?

Although it is not the basic love between men and women, it does not mean that he will really use the relevant experience as early as most Japanese men.

After all, he is not Osamu Dazai! !Teenagers will deceive girls' feelings, and even a leaf among thousands of flowers will not touch your body!And is their relationship the kind where they can share adult movies together? !Not to mention that Zhongyuan Zhongye is so self-disciplined that he won't even read this part of the content! !

Since he was 22 years old, he felt that he was clean and self-sufficient, and never thought that he would fall into such a dilemma. Let alone let him watch the explicit content of the plot, he couldn’t accept the naked actress’s body. It's not that he is rigid to this point, but that there is another person sitting beside him!

Depend on.

Why can Osamu Dazai have no inner burden?He's the only one here thinking about it? !Why is he the only one who cares? Dazai Osamu, what's the matter with you! ?

Thinking about it like this, Chuya Nakahara thought yes, why, why couldn't he watch it while Osamu Dazai was sitting next to him? ?As a result, when he just wanted to raise his head, he found that in front of him was the magnified face of the other party. The sudden approach made him lean back radiantly, and directly smashed his back on the bed. The man burst out laughing.

"No way, Chuuya is actually embarrassed to watch adult movies?"

"Am I not okay?!"

"Then why are you keeping your head down?"

"Can't I hear you!"

"It's wrong to try to hide it."

"Who the hell is trying to hide it! Stay away from me, what are you doing so close??" He stretched out his hand to push Dazai Osamu's face, but found that this person was really shameless, so he rubbed his face against his hand, and the other side supported him with one arm When he reached the bed board next to his head, he bent down and asked him condescendingly, why don't you look at it?The heroine is pretty good-looking, and the figure is also the type you like in Chuya. If you don’t watch it, you will suffer. Is the reason why you don’t watch it because I’m next to it?I didn't expect you to mind this.

Zhongyuan Zhong was also a little annoyed by what was said, shouting what's wrong with you, stay away from me and don't come around!Then he felt that the other party was talking nonsense, so he reached out and clasped the mandible of the person in front of him and said.

"I'm not interested in watching adult movies with a man! Besides, this person is still in your situation! I don't care what type of heroine he is, you're not ashamed, I feel disgusted!"

After speaking, he felt that Osamu Dazai's reaction was a little bit wrong, so he raised one of his eyebrows, and asked in a teasing tone even though his face was still red.

"Hey, Dazai, I'm embarrassed that you came up to me in such a hurry to ask me these questions. Could it be because you reacted to what you saw?"

Maybe it was because his question was too sudden, Osamu Dazai blinked, and unexpectedly answered happily.

"Otherwise, do you think that because I'm a virgin just like you, I just blushed and didn't react?"

"what???"

Wait, should you react like this, Osamu Dazai?

You shouldn't deny it and tell me triumphantly that of course he is not a long-time love man, how could he have something to do because of an adult movie?

Zhong Yuanzhong, who originally wanted to use dialogue and bickering to relieve the embarrassment, did not expect that the other party would not play cards according to the routine.

Before he could figure out which scene this was being staged, Osamu Dazai moved closer The reason why Zhong Yuanzhong didn't push the person away was just that he could be right in front of the TV in front of him, but if the other party got worse, it would naturally be impossible to agree.

"What are you doing??"

"You've already asked me, so I promise you."

"Promise me what? What did I say?"

"Why are you pretending to be stupid now? You asked me just now after watching all the adult movies together. Naturally, you are doing the next thing, right?"

At this time, Nakahara Chuya's brain circuit finally matched Dazai Osamu's. He looked at the old acquaintance who was close at hand exuding a masculine aura towards him, and finally realized something.

He glanced at the remote control that the other party had thrown on the ground a long time ago, he heard the sound of the movie that had reached a climax in his ears, and then looked at the face in front of him that was disastrous to the country and the people, finally took a deep breath, and stretched his hand into it. The hand that touched his thigh was squeezed out from under the quilt, and then he said a word in a straight voice and gritted his teeth.

"roll!"