【Double Black】As You Like It

Nakahara Chuya naturally expressed his gratitude for this kind of news, and after going out, he started to look at Osamu Dazai's face more and more annoyingly.But just because of this kind of behavior, he didn't think he was here to spy on him. Firstly, he was too stupid, and secondly, Osamu Dazai was not so stupid to use such obvious means.

If this person really came to plot against him, at least he wouldn't make himself half-mutilated and insist on living in his house with everyone's eyes of "what's the matter with you, aren't you two dead enemies?" The basis of acquisition is contradictory, and it takes a long time. From the understanding between them, Zhongyuan Zhong can almost discover the other party's intentions in a week at most, and then beat the person into four before kicking the person out of the house. The third died.

After the two of them got off the basement parking lot with their big and small bags, Zhong Yuanzhong also threw all the bags he bought in the trunk, which contained the clothes the other party wanted to wear, pajamas at home, and various toiletries , towels, toothbrush slippers and so on.After folding the wheelchair and stuffing it in, he opened the door on the driver's side and sat in.He didn't drive immediately, but stayed in the dark underground parking lot for a while, rolled down the window and lit a cigarette. In the dark car, only the front dashboard was emitting fluorescence.

The smoke floated outside along the direction of the airflow. Although it was very dark here, Dazai Osamu's eyes were particularly bright, obviously red and black, but they looked like a pair of clear lights here, and this light was getting closer and closer to him. It got closer, and finally stopped when it was about to stick, leaned closer to him, and rested his head on his shoulder.

When Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his face to the side, he felt his chin touched the top of the man's head, a fluffy piece.He shook his shoulders, trying to shake him off, but the other party didn't move like a quick dog's skin plaster. He was afraid that the cigarette ash would fall on the other party's head, so he reached out and took the cigarette out of his mouth, held it between his fingers, and stretched out his arm The window was on the car window, and the pillowed side bent his forearm and pressed his finger on the back of the other's head, while pointing at the position behind the person's ear while rubbing against Osamu Dazai's hair, asking him what's the matter? stand up.

"Did that little girl tell you something?"

The other party's tone in the dark was not very good, so Nakahara Zhong also gave him a rare look. Since the two were very close to each other, when he turned around, the man's broken hair rubbed against his side face, I always feel that if I move them again, the tips of their noses will touch each other.

Such a close distance made him feel very uncomfortable, so he patted the man's forearm while trying to push him away, but Osamu Dazai was relentless and insisted on sticking close to him and asking this question.

"Chuya, tell me, I want to know if she said something."

"Didn't I tell you?"

"Do I look so easy to prevaricate?"

"Yes, you are so easy to prevaricate. Get up, don't you be so sticky, don't you respond?"

As soon as he finished saying these words, Osamu Dazai's head slid down his shoulders and onto his thighs, resting on his legs and facing his waist, with the broken hair from his temples falling down, revealing only one side of his profile face. Blinking eyes and staring at him, with the expression of "I won't get up if you don't tell me, I will not respond, I will respond", which made Zhong Yuanzhong laugh out loud.

He patted the face of the man lying on his trousers, patting loudly, and then squeezed the other's ear, without much effort, more like a threat: "You are still good at it!" Is it childish or not?"

As a result, this man still arched his waist while arching, saying that I am a sick number, I don’t care if I have the right to be naive, ah, ah, it hurts, Chuya, you abused me, and for a moment, Zhongya Zhongya really had the feeling to open the car door handle The urge to throw it out.

He took another last puff of the cigarette, threw the butt out, then lowered his head, and sprayed all the white smoke on the opponent's face. Sure enough, Osamu Dazai closed his eyes and coughed violently, with both hands free After that, he held the other person's head and lifted it up and moved to the co-pilot's position.But as soon as he turned the car keys, the man fell down again.

"Why didn't you choke to death?"

"Aren't you going to hurt me?"

"Don't put the way you pick up women on me, don't you think it's ridiculous Dazai?"

There was a person lying on his lap, and Nakahara Chuya drove the car out of the parking space without blushing and heartbeat. He didn't look like he was in a state of confusion because he liked the other person before.No matter how you say he is not a 'human' in essence, plus the reason that he has let go, he doesn't have the usual hypocrisy and worrying about gain and loss. If he was still in love with him before, Dazai Zhi was so close to him and lying on his lap, he would have fled a long time ago After 800 meters, he blushed and scolded the other party for his insanity, shameless face, and get out of here, but now, even if Osamu Dazai took off his clothes and posed in front of him, he would probably put on a look like you're disgusting, get out, and put on your clothes. Polluted my eye reaction, then kicked each other out.

He knows exactly how this man picks up women. He has never eaten pork and has seen pigs run away. What's more, he was also a victim a few years ago. Osamu Dazai has had a sweet past with different women ten thousand times, and he has already memorized the routines and tricks by heart.

Therefore, when he said such words, this person did not move at all, and Nakahara Chu also guessed whether he was right, but Dazai Osamu raised his head and looked at him with very shocked eyes, as if he had said something A shocking case.

He immediately frowned.

"What's your expression like?"

"Chuya, how many women have I dated outside?"

"You fucking...why did you ask me how many women you've dated?!"

"Because I forgot."

"Crazy! Did you forget to ask me? How do I know??"

"I see that you are very knowledgeable?"

He didn't have the slightest interest in Osamu Dazai's love history, not even the slightest, so he rolled his eyes and responded with the mentality of ending this topic as soon as possible.

"I only know that when you were not rebellious, I could receive calls from different women crying to me almost every week. Now it is probably the point where you are famous. I told you to fight against the group before Your phone number to the women who cried over you. Oh, but with a pretty hilarious look on her face, she said 'give me a break'."

Zhongya Nakahara turned the steering wheel and drove the car out. When he stopped at the toll gate, he saw Dazai Osamu's face that was so shocked that he had nothing to say. This expression was more subtle than the one he said just now. Subtle to the point of twisting.He kicked the gas pedal and parked the car on the road outside the shopping mall with no one behind him, then shook the man's shoulder and asked if you were okay, but Dazai Osamu's empty expression was really surprising, why? I can't even imagine that the person who has almost everything under control can have such a look.

"Let me make sure, you didn't lie to me?"

"I can't lie to you, you don't know what to do?"

"Zhongye, I found out that I still won't be fooled. This must be your conspiracy to get me killed." After finishing speaking, he turned to him with the face of "I don't believe I want to escape from reality", and added that he was in the mall with him before. The unbelievable and disgusting expression in the scene made him pinch Dazai Osamu's chin and turn the other's face away, as long as it wasn't aimed at him anyway.Then Osamu Dazai fell on his lap again and buried his face in his waist, he didn't show his face, and said, "It's too bad to use a woman to prevaricate me, you have changed, you have really changed" In other words, Nakahara Nakahara, who was inexplicably blamed, wanted Dazai to come out and speak clearly, but this person just couldn't get up, as if he was escaping from some facts.

So Zhongyuanzhong also said yes, yes, you are awesome, you lie on my lap for a while, I stepped on the accelerator and brake wrongly, and I will let you die together.

Hearing this, Dazai was overjoyed, and said yes, okay, let’s die together, let’s die together, let’s die together, let’s die together, Zhongya, just stepped on the accelerator, Zhongyuan stopped again, and he stretched out his hand to grab Dazai He picked people up with a clean face, and then said to the person who grinned and shouted pain, you told me 800 years ago that you would rather die with the leader than die with me. What happened to you recently? The attitude has changed 180 degrees, Osamu Dazai, have you done something to be sorry for me, afraid that I will punish you when I find out, so you are so sticky recently?

The person whose face was being pulled by him silently shifted his gaze away, and then Zhongyuan Zhongya raised his voice and shook the person carrying it in his hand and said, "Sure enough—! I knew it! How could you be!"

"Wow—Chuya, your voice is too loud! It's so noisy!"

"Then you, green mackerel, confess to me! What did you do to apologize to me!!"

"It's not that I didn't! Don't talk nonsense! You're all slander! It's slander!"

"Huh? I don't understand you yet?" After finishing speaking, he threw the person off his lap, "I don't know what virtue you have? It's okay, don't do this, even if you don't tell me, I know there must be something wrong , you don't need to be so clingy to me, you've already been exposed!"

"Wait! Why was I directly sentenced to death?! Are you doing this wrong??" Then he lowered his head again and tried to squeeze in from under his arm holding the steering wheel to lie on his lap, and then was caught by Zhongya Zhongyuan Throw it out.

"What are you doing! Is it endless?! What steps are needed to convict you? I said there must be!"

The two of them had half an hour of arguing and physical contact in the small compartment about such boring topics as "you have something to hide from me" and "you have no evidence that I am innocent", and finally reached the middle of the Central Plains. It was also really annoying, and I yelled 'what's the matter with you, do you like me? Do you want to lie down on my lap? Is Dazai sick?' as the end.

With his eyes wide open, he kicked Chuya Nakahara's calf bone with his foot in a plaster cast, and then Osamu Dazai huddled in the co-pilot pitifully alone without showing his face, and then drove a few blocks to Chuya Nakahara Feeling that something was wrong, he braked again and parked the car on the side of the road, then stretched out his hand to grab Osamu Dazai's shoulder, asking what's wrong.

As a result, he hadn't pulled it out after pulling it twice, so he unfastened his seat belt and went over to see what was wrong, but Osamu Dazai pushed him away with his back turned to him.

"Hey, aren't you, because of this—"

"Heh." Osamu Dazai's voice was very serious, calm, and deep, with a mocking tone and tone rushing towards his face, he couldn't see his face but he could probably imagine what kind of expression it was, so Nakahara was even more... don't know exactly What's wrong?

He thought to himself that Osamu Dazai was not the type to lose his temper because of this kind of thing, he was angry at first glance, and his murderous aura overflowed.Although it can be seen that he is trying his best to restrain himself, but he knows it too well, so he can see through it at a glance.

If Osamu Dazai dared to say "heh" in normal times, he would definitely kick the opponent's calf bone, but this person's calf bone was already broken and the compartment was too narrow, so he didn't do anything.

"Don't be weird, talk about something, if you don't tell me, I won't ask again, and then you just hold back."

He lit another cigarette, and from the rearview mirror, he could see the fluffy head of the other party moving, then leaned over and slid on his shoulder, so he could see the eyes of the two people from the rearview mirror.

The other party said, you slandered me, you slandered me, not only did you not reflect on yourself, but you were also justified.

Nakahara Zhong also took a deep breath of the cigarette and let it out again. The whole carriage was filled with smoke. He was holding the steering wheel of a low-key luxury car with a high price in his hand. There are low-luxury clothes worth about 100 million yen and various expensive daily necessities piled up on the rear butt. No matter how you think, the way he and Osamu Dazai get along should not be like this. His shoulders pulled open his voice to accuse him of being ruthless and unreasonable, and he exuded an aura that if you don't listen to me, I will kill you.

He felt that the other party was worthy of being hailed as the most troublesome man in Japan, and the quarrel reminded Nakahara Nakaya of the dream that year, dreaming of a million scenes of Osamu Dazai looking onlyyou at him, so he put The man pulled it off his shoulder and pressed it on his thigh, frowning and throwing away the cigarette as if I would let you go. Before throwing it, he was so angry that he sprayed the smoke on Dazai Osamu's face. He kicked the accelerator and said yes Yes, yes, I am ruthless, unreasonable, and unreasonable. I broke your heart and hurt your mind. It’s alright, stop yelling. If you want to lie down, just lie down. I don’t have any other car to hurt you. I stepped on the wrong gas and brake. Today we can only walk back, understand?

After I finished speaking, I thought to myself when I, Nakahara Chuya, have been wronged, and one day I need him to comfort Dazai Osamu? ? ?

But when I got home, it felt so good to push people into the house. Finally I got home, I was so tired of tossing all day, I took off my shoes and walked around the other party's bed in the living room, around the mess on the ground, and put my arms After the person in his arms packed up, he threw away the large and small packing bags, unbuttoned the top buttons of his shirt, collapsed on the sofa and sighed.

Just when he was about to turn on the remote control of the air conditioner, he saw Osamu Dazai rubbing over from the side, raised his two arms and hung the whole body on his legs, folded them on top and stopped moving.

Nakahara also lowered his eyes and curled his mouth. He raised his hand and slapped the opponent on the back. Osamu Dazai lay on his stomach and made a sound similar to 'goo', and then he raised one leg and placed it on the other knee. Then, the dead fish slid down along the angle of the legs, and the waist was slightly raised by the way.

He raised his head and leaned against the back of the sofa and let out a long sigh, then patted the man's spine to let him go down, but Osamu Dazai made a voice of refusal from his throat. I also find it very troublesome.

"Tell me what's going on with you recently. Did you get hit by a car because you're so sticky?"

"You dislike me?" Dazai raised his head and looked at him with one eye.

"Can you imagine a weasel really giving New Year's greetings to chickens one day? Not only does it pay New Year's greetings, but it also asks to live together. If you live together, you can't wait to stick together all day long? I think you are uneasy and kind."

"So you mean you're a chicken?"

Zhongyuan Zhongya slapped the man in front of the Tianling Gai, and he lifted the man from his lap and threw him out when he heard Dazai Osamu's cry: "Get out! Weasel!"

"I don't like chicken?"

"I don't care what you like to eat?"

"Oh, I think you are scared, Chuya?" Osamu Dazai straightened up and lay on the other side of the sofa, and then lifted his two legs up to step on Chuya Nakahara's thigh at the other end of the sofa.On the other hand, he turned his head when he heard the other person's words, but he didn't understand what this person meant, but he was surprised to see the iconic expression of determination that would appear on Osamu Dazai's face after half a year later. .

"What am I afraid of?" Although he clearly understood that this person was provoking him, but the two of them have known each other for so long and fought for so long, even if they understood it, they would always step in like a trick. He was very curious about Dazai. What will Zhi say at this time, or what will he plan to do.

Osamu Dazai just lay there loosely, like a lazy animal bathed in the sun.The light coming in from the floor-to-ceiling windows shone with a golden radiance, and even if it shone on the jet-black hair, it could turn into a yellow-orange look.

The two of them used to gamble often, betting on many, many things.For example, on a rainy day, what color umbrella will the next person who comes out of the subway exit be wearing? Betting on whether the two of you will have a full vacation on the weekend of the next week, lying on the balcony of the dormitory, betting on the day of the summer festival What is the shape of the fireworks released from the opposite street, or the winning or losing of the two in the video game competition.

It seems that it is okay to lose to anyone, but the persistence of not wanting to lose to the other party makes them willing to step into this trap and wait for an ending even though they understand that most of the time it is just an excuse made by each other.

So he raised his eyes, looked at the plants outside the glass window, looked at the bright and majestic Dazai Osamu who was illuminated, and asked what you wanted to say.And the other party showed a smile in this kind of sunshine, that smile was malicious, and that smile was gloating, like a fox who ate sour grapes, or a cat who stole a cake from the refrigerator.

He heard the man say.

"You are afraid that you will fall in love with 'me' again."

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