Don't click in [e-sports]

Qu Yi slumped on the chair, touched his stomach: "We're full, we're starting to earn a little money."

"Brother Cheng is not here, are you playing double row with me?" Hong Jianguo asked.

Qu Yi squinted his eyes enigmatically and shook his head: "Today we have a mysterious guest."

No. [-] otaku Hong Jiang's eyes lit up: "Is it a girl?"

"You'll know in a while," Qu Yi turned on the phone, double-clicked the live broadcast software, "I'm going to start it."

Hong Jianguo rubbed his hands together: "Here comes my brother."

The last time I started the live broadcast, I couldn’t hold down the AK with trembling hands, and my eyes would unconsciously glance at the barrage assistant, so the first few games were not very good, until... that liar appeared, he really relax.

The chaos was over, and Qu Yi calmly greeted the few viewers who just came in: "Is my Tuyuan live broadcast today? Good evening, it's great to love hens. good."

【coming!Half an hour early today! 】

[11!Ask for a live notification group!Or Weibo is also available! 】

[I heard that the anchor is the younger brother of the boss of the platform, so I came here to take a look]

【younger brother?I heard yesterday that he is a cousin...]

[Not an illegitimate child? 】

[The owner of Deep Sea TV is only 24... Was it serious when he said that he had an illegitimate child? 】

Qu Yi pressed the corner of his mouth to hold back a smile: "Good evening, everyone, I'm here again, today I'm still broadcasting chicken."

At 7:30, the phone vibrated on time.

Boss: [I'm online]

Unable to explain why, Qu Yi's heart beat quickly, as if he had played a wrong syllable in a drum tune.

He could hear the boss's voice.

Qu Yi pinched the tiger's mouth hard, and typed: [You go into YY's room, my roommate is coming too. 】

Boss: [Okay, I'll add you as a steam friend, you pass it. 】

The number of people in the live broadcast room has been rising. Ever since Qu Yi took the top spot on the gift list, his fans have increased a lot, from a few hundred to tens of thousands.

Through the application of his friend [sadasafaqw], Qu Yi slowly answered the barrage questions while waiting for the boss to enter YY's room.

"Today...play four rows, with roommates...yes, Hong Jiang...Brother Cheng, brother Cheng is home...And today there is another friend who will come," he licked his lips, "it's the room manager in the live broadcast room .”

[The next day when the broadcast starts, you will bring a room manager? 】

【etc! ! !Xiao Xia? ! ! ! 】

[Is it the house manager I want to see? ! 】

[Ba Ba is also a house manager!What if it's a bully? 】

Xiao Xia: [It’s not someone else’s errands]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !A living bully? ! 】

Hong Jianguo: "The boss is a girl?!"

Qu looked at him: "When did I tell you that the boss is..."

"Silly?"

A clear male voice sounded in the live broadcast room, a little hoarse, but the rising tail tune made the tone much more friendly.

It was as if someone had gently blown a breath on the ear, spreading from the pinna to the inside, turning the sluggish nerve in the brain into a wave shape. .

"Hi... Boss." Qu Yi swallowed.

There was a low laugh in the earphones.

"...Don't talk with wheat in your mouth." Qu Yi said.

"Am I responsible for your ear pregnancy?" the boss asked him.

Qu Yi rubbed his face with the back of his hand: "This is unnecessary..."

"Damn!" Hong Jianguo roared, "Good evening, boss! Boss is amazing! I didn't expect to be so young!"

"Yeah, I just passed my [-]th birthday last month, and I ate a flat peach cake, which said..."

Qu Yi: "Fortune is like the East China Sea, and life is longer than Nanshan."

"No," said the boss, "it says: Tender Man."

Hong Jiang: "Huh???"

The barrage followed a wave of explosions.

【Pfft hahahahahaha】

[Baba's voice...my ears...don't talk too much, I bought a house in this live broadcast room]

[Ba Ba is really a ghost, here is a suggestion to debut in the C position in the live broadcast room]

[I just came in, live online cereal? 】

[This voice... sounds like Yuan's father (whispering)

[Follow the anchor and harvest the daily fountain of happiness]

[Call Superman, someone here has cereal, or calcium tablets hahahahahahaha]

Qu Yi: "Boss, please do me a favor. I don't want to be banned by the platform after the show ends today."

There was another low laugh in the earphones.

Qu Yi took a breath: "Shall I drive?"

"Let's go." The boss asked him, "Did you eat chicken during the live broadcast last time?"

Qu Yi scratched his head: "No... I ate a handful of chicken butts."

The boss said "Oh?" with great interest.

"..." Qu Yi recalled the fantastic encounter with Jin Yuan, shook his head, and briefly described, "I never tried the medicine in the end."

Boss: "Oh, that's right, I haven't played this game for ten hours. I'll follow you after I enter the game."

Hong Jianguo actively arranged: "Boss, you are responsible for licking the bag, handing over the steel gun to Yi Yi, and handing over the sniping to me."

"Yes, Hanhan is a macho." The boss said, "I lie down, and the chicken will go into my mouth by itself."

"That sounds like..." Qu Yi narrowed his eyes and chewed, "It's weird."

The barrage follows:

【You are so coquettish】

[Although Baba didn't give a gift today, he came with Pinru's wardrobe on his back]

[11!Can you give me a water friend seat on the escort? 】

[Why is 11 still calling the boss now, saying that he is a bully?]

The three entered the quality square.

"Hello, hello, hello, can the three brothers talk?" said the matched teammate No. 1.

"Yes bro." Hong Jianguo answered him.

Qu looked at the map. The route was from the ruins on the top of the mountain to Port P. Since the boss is a newcomer, it is a good choice to take a car to the airport or go to the upper city for development.

Teammate No. 1: "Boys in Jumping P City, I, Wu Yanzu in P City, will give you chicken!"

"..." Qu glanced at P City, which was under the flight line, "Brother, Takeshi Kaneshiro at the airport advises you to be kind."

"Have you ever asked me for Tony Leung's opinion?" Hong Jianguo marked the parking spot, "Come on, jump here."

The four of them parachuted, and the boss didn't say much after entering the game. Qu Yi asked, "Boss, are you driving with me?"

"Okay," said the boss, "will you protect me?"

"I will definitely protect you." Qu Yi said.

The boss smiled: "It's comfortable."

"The boss must be comfortable." Qu Yi said, "The live broadcast room is 749532, the service is first-class, and you are comfortable."

Hong Jianguo frowned, feeling that something was wrong: "Can you cherish your live broadcast room?"

The four of them took the car and went to the airport. Qu Yi took the boss to Building No. 2. Fortunately, an M24 appeared on the first floor.

The M24 is a bolt-on sniper that can be found on the map. It feels very good after installing the clip rest and noise reduction. At the same time, it can emit a gunshot like a binding machine, so it is loved by many sniper players.

"Boss, here is an M24, come and get it." Qu Yi shouted.

"Is this gun easy to use?" The boss picked up the M24, and a pair of black combat pants appeared on the ground at the same time, "This is for you."

"The pants are ugly, I don't wear them." Qu Yi ran out the door.

Boss: "It's so cold, put on long johns, or you'll catch a cold tomorrow, and your little skirt is still missing, so it's not safe."

"Boss, are you serious?" Qu Yi looked at his character, hesitating again and again, and put on the black pants helplessly, "...just for your sake, I will force myself to wear them."

"Good boy." The boss walked away in a small skirt with M24 on his back.

Qu Yi glanced at the barrage, and besides "hahahahaha", words related to Jin Yuan, such as "Jin Yuan", "Yuan's father" and "Tu Yuan", ranked second in repetition rate.

【Really like Yuan Daddy】

【Is the one who looks like Yuan's father a real fan?Daddy Yuan’s voice is much more magnetic than this, right?]

[Ba Ba is Ba Ba, Yuan Dae is Yuan Dae, if you watch the live broadcast, watch the live broadcast, keep your mouth shut]

[To be honest, Baba is not half as coquettish as my original father]

[Just this sentence "Is M24 easy to use?", it's my father who is standing upside down and having diarrhea]

[Hey, the front is disgusting]

【Are you sick?Who would bring it together with my father? 】

Qu Yi frowned, took off the third-level armor he picked up on the roof in front of the boss, cut out and manually sealed the ID of the last barrage: "Everyone in the world is unique, who can be like you, But don't make comparisons, it's basic respect."

When the screen was cut back, the boss had already put on his third-level armor, and threw a pair of high boots on the ground: "Well said, come on, put on your shoes first, your little white shoes are freezing your feet."

"...Boss, this is not a dress-up game!" Qu Yi put on his high boots.

"Of course not," Jin Yuan circled around him, "This is a nurturing game."

"what?"

The boss of Danmaku explained: [Raising a son game hahahaha, dressing and wearing shoes for the son, father and son love deeply]

"What the hell is father-son love?"

"Brothers, don't you all talk? I'm so lonely searching for things by myself." Teammate No. 1 said on the microphone.

Hong Jianguo: "No, the loneliness belongs to you alone, and our excitement has nothing to do with you."

"Cruel, true," Qu Yi honked his horn, "Come on, get in the car, and take you for a ride."

The four drove to the bridge, and suddenly there was a burst of gunfire.

"Someone is building a bridge!" The boss was the first to speak, with a panicked tone.

"Don't be afraid." Qu parked his car behind the bunker, "Hide well, and be careful of pedicures."

The boss jumped twice on the spot, and was swept down by the opponent in the air.

"What kind of operation is this?" Qu Yi knelt down to help him.

Boss: "If you jump up, you won't get a pedicure, will you?"

"...Yes, what you said makes sense."

While speaking, Teammate No. 1 was also knocked down.

"Just squat here, don't move, the little skirt will disappear."

Qu Yi threw two bags and three bottles of drinks to the boss, and cut off his hands|Lei: "Hong Jiang pulls No. 1, I'll set up a gun."

His hand|thunder did not kill anyone, so he quickly cut off the M4 and looked at it with a double mirror. After a second, he gave a soft "tsk", knelt down and put his head on the boss's head: "Boss, lend me your M24." Take 2 minutes, okay?"

I thought the boss would agree immediately, but I didn't expect the voice from the headset to say, "How about the rent?"

"I took off my third-level armor for you," Qu Yi probed, and immediately retracted, dodging a few shots from the opposite side. "The other side is too stupid, so I dare not make a move."

"Your name is Goubaba, I will give you the gun, and I will also give you the [-]x lens." The boss said.

Qu Yi did not hesitate: "Ba Ba."

"It's so direct, I didn't even realize it." The boss quickly put the M24 and the [-]x mirror on the ground.

Hong Jianguo was holding a gun beside him: "Although the boss is not skilled, his hand speed is good."

"Fortunately, I used to play LOL." The boss said calmly.

Qu Yi opened the mirror and took a snipe shot at the opposite side. He was bleeding, and the opposite side was knocked down by his headshot.

When Qu Yi hit the blood bag, Hong Jianguo knocked down another with SKS, and his No. 1 teammate fell down again.

There were two down on the opposite side, and it was the time when they were crazily pulling people. After finishing the blood bag, Qu Yi took two steps back to the side of the car: "Boss, pull your teammates, Hong Jiangmang and I will go over there."

"Yes." The boss replied, "Come back alive, son."

"Do you want to engrave loyalty and dedication to the country on my back?" Qu said while driving.

The boss laughed: "No, I love you like a bully."

Qu Yi followed with a laugh, and jumped out of the car from the same direction as Hong Jianguo. The bullets were flying, and Qu Yi wiped out a nest of ghosts and monsters on the opposite side.

He drove back to pick up the boss, and flicked his tongue to signal: "Lick the bag, bully."