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The phone fell off with a pia sound, and landed precisely on the bridge of Qu Yi's nose, the pain was so painful that he couldn't make a sound.

"Lying grass, you are really fucking poisonous..." Qu Yi gave a gentle massage to the bridge of his nose, and after the soreness subsided, he picked up the phone from his chest and wiped the physiological pain in the corners of his eyes along the way. tears.

As soon as he finished wiping, he felt that he was extremely wronged, so he started a live broadcast, and was first told by Wen Huancheng inexplicably, and then was misunderstood by the boss and threatened to delete his friends.

He pouted and typed on the keyboard: 【I'm angry!Give you 1 minute, if you confess to me in advance, I will forgive you! !Otherwise I'm really angry! ! ! 】

The boss didn't reply.

Qu Yi started the chat box manual countdown service: 【60】

【59】

【58】

The phone vibrated, and the boss: [OK, OK, I repent, I'm guilty. 】

Qu Yi smiled: [Boss, you only need three seconds]

boss:【? ? ? 】

Qu Yi: [Can't you wait for me to finish speaking, what I just wanted to say is: I'm sorry to bother you, I'll talk about this matter tomorrow, go to bed early]

The chat box freezes for an instant.

Qu Yi snorted softly, and typed proudly: [Do you feel regretful, do you feel very sorry for me, does your conscience hurt?]

A message from the boss appeared: [Turn it back and see, is it a human language? I don’t want anything, I’m telling you seriously, I don’t believe there are pies in the sky]

Qu Yi: [I'm talking about pies falling from the sky!There is pie in the sky, have you asked the moon and the sun...]

Boss: 【I asked the moon, he said he looks like pie】

Qu Yi: [The sun is more like it!There is a pie shop next to my old hospital. It is called Little Sun Pie. It is fried golden and oily. It is really delicious... I am a little hungry]

Boss: [You deserve it, stupid]

Qu stretched the quilt down and felt that his breathing was much more comfortable, and the oppressive feeling before was no longer lingering in his chest.

He straightened his legs and put them on the bed frame, and typed: [Then let me talk about the business first, the money has to be paid back, and you don’t need to pay any more gifts, I treat you as a friend, I can’t take this money, just pay for this You have to accept the reason]

Boss: [It's up to you, as long as you like it]

Qu Yi: [Oh, I will delete you after sending money]

Boss: 【Send you a little flower.jpg】

Qu Yi pursed his smile and let out a breath: [Are you busy with work recently, so you don't sleep so late]

Boss: [Well, I've been very busy this month, so I didn't see your message today]

Qu Yi stared blankly at the blank profile picture, but couldn't help asking: [Boss, are you gg or mm? 】

Boss: [I am a man, 22 years old]

Qu Yile couldn't do it, and rolled around in a circle: [I didn't ask my age, you said it yourself]

Boss: [I'm afraid you'll make up your mind]

Holding the phone, Qu Yi recalled all the images he had fantasized about, none of which seemed to overlap with the 22-year-old boy.

What a gangster... what a business elite...

"Tsk tsk tsk," Qu Yi touched his chin, "The boss just finished college and went back to inherit the family business, what a miserable man."

"What a miserable guy" was threatening and luring CDJ in the training room: "Jiji, please lend me your sound card for a while, the captain loves you."

CDJ stretched out a hand to distance himself from Jin Yuan: "As a base, don't borrow things like sound cards from us poor people!"

"You're right, I'm so rich," Jin Yuan patted his head, "Send me the sound card information, oh, and the voice changer software."

CDJ sighed: "Captain, forget it, your voice doesn't look like a woman with a voice changer."

Jin Yuan glanced at him: "Aren't I a vigorous girl?"

"Oh, you are the most versatile young woman." Lao Ba said coldly.

Qu Yi fell on the back of the chair, covering his eyes with his hand: "Ah... I can't do it anymore, I don't have any inspiration..."

Hong Jianguo threw a can of happy water from the fat house to him from the next door: "If you howl again, my brother will shut you out."

"You have edited seven or eight versions of your draft," Wen Huancheng stood behind him, "Is there no one who is satisfied?"

Qu Yi took a gulp of soda: "No, the layout is always uncomfortable when there are too many people." He looked at the photos of the baby team piled up on the screen, "The baby team only has two snipers on the bench, but 2UTen even has two I can’t find a serious assaulter, it’s really a drought, a drought, a flood… Hey, tell me, should I draw a picture for 2UTen this year?”

"I'm good at jio! If you draw a picture for 2UTen, I'll contract you happy water for a month!" Hong Jianguo, a professional 2UTen fan, said excitedly.

"You have not been scolded enough by Jin Yuan's fans, have you?" Wen Huancheng picked up his schoolbag, "I'm going home this week, and I won't be able to come to class on Monday morning, please help me order it."

"Hi auntie." Qu Yi said.

Wen Huancheng stopped in his tracks: "You...do you want to go back with me? My mother told me a few days ago that I haven't seen you for a long time."

Qu Yi looked at him: "No, I have to broadcast live for two hours a day, it's not convenient to go to your house, wait until the next time you are free."

"You... okay, then I'm leaving."

"886." Qu waved his hand without looking back.

Speaking of the live broadcast, Qu Yi suddenly realized that he hadn't withdrawn the cash. He had made an agreement with the boss yesterday, but he forgot about it when he was urged by fans of the kids team this morning.

He put down the soda, clapped his hands and opened the backstage, and after five seconds, he took a deep breath.

"What's wrong?" Hong Jianguo asked.

Qu Yi pinched his right wrist: "No, no, no..."

"What's wrong with you?" Hong Jianguo hurried over.

"He doesn't want to withdraw cash from my hand, and he doesn't want to return the money to the boss..."

Hong Jianguo: "Let me tell you, brother Cheng came home today, I threw you out the door and no one picked you up, believe it or not!"

"Hahahahaha..." Qu Yi laughed for a long time before clicking the cash withdrawal button.

On the way to the cafeteria for dinner, he sent a message to the boss: 【Have you eaten yet? 】

When I sat down with a plate, the message from the boss came back: [Eat now, have you eaten yet]

Hong Jianguo tapped his dinner plate: "The chopsticks are all on the table, you can still cook like this if you have a meal."

"I'm not used to looking at my phone while eating." Qu Yi stood up and returned with a pair of chopsticks. Looking at the uneaten dinner, he simply took a photo for the boss.

Qu Yi: [Deng Deng Deng Deng!Do you want to eat]

Boss: [picture.jpg]

Boss: 【Do you want to eat? 】

Qu Yi clicked on the picture, looked at the rich dishes filling the screen, endured tears of sadness and replied to the boss: [want to eat TAT]

Boss: [Not for you]

Qu Yi: [Boss, I have embezzled your money, I will delete your account immediately! 】

Boss: [Oh.jpg]

Hong Jianguo knocked on his dinner plate for the second time, but this time someone came over: "Yiyi, who are you chatting with?"

Qu Yi looked at his wretched expression, giggled, and covered his phone: "Come here and I'll tell you secretly."

Hong Jianguo put his ear to it with half-belief, and heard Qu say in a low voice, "This person wants me to sign a contract with him to become a beautiful magical girl."

"..." Hong Jianguo sat up straight with no expression on his face, and said after a few mouthfuls of food, "If you want to sign, you must sign with me, and you recommend me."

"Hahahahaha, sign you to become a magical girl Urgot..." Qu Yi smiled for a while, and replied to the boss: [Pay attention, I'm going to give you a red envelope]

Qu Yi: [Red envelope: It's from the Lord, please keep it. 】

The boss has received your red envelope.

Boss: 【What is the extra dime? 】

Qu Yi: [Grandpa's reward]

Boss: 【Oh, thank you so much boss】

Qu Yi: [Oh, it's all small money, small money]

Boss: 【...Are you broadcasting live at night? 】

Qu took a look at the time: [Open, 07:30. 】

Boss: 【Take me when the time comes. 】

Qu Yi: [Huh? ? ? ? ? ? 】