[Comprehensive] I am not Green Valley

Do you know what is the most hateful thing about Joseph?

He not only gloats, but also adds fuel to the fire.Seeing that Lisa Lisa misunderstood, Joseph deliberately stopped my shoulder and leaned into his arms, and laughed loudly: "Oh, I was discovered by you, my little cutie."

Just saying that gave me goosebumps.

"Joseph!" I gave him a warning look.

Only then did Joseph beg for mercy: "I was wrong, please calm down." Then he said with a straight face: "The relationship between the two of us is not the kind of relationship you imagined."

Lisa Lisa glanced at Joseph and me: "I don't care about your business."

Xi Sa sat across from me, a little confused by the small theater of the three of us, but still said with a smile: "You don't have 300 taels of silver here, it's better to be honest if you deliberately cover up."

……

My first name! ! !

"It's not what you think it is..."

Caesar interrupted me: "Don't worry, I understand."

What do you know!

I decided to clean up myself, and I directed Joseph to switch positions with Caesar: "Joseph, I want to keep a distance from you."

The reason for sitting with Caesar is that I am embarrassed to sit with a beautiful woman.I feel like I'd be ashamed to death if I sat with her.

Joseph saw that I was angry and felt very funny, so he also laughed: "I saw the flag you set up."

These witticisms and catchphrases of Li Flag are all learned from others at the protagonist's academy.

So both Caesar and Lisa Lisa didn't know what we were talking about, and their eyes showed a strong meaning of "you have your own small world".

After arriving at Lisa Lisa's personal island, Joseph and Caesar officially started the hell-style training. However, because I am only a carrier, I am not strictly required to participate.Joseph said very seriously, if he died here, he was really dead.Be careful yourself.

I nodded to show that I understood.

Seeing the two of them entered the closed dark tower, Lisa Lisa stared at me coldly and said nothing.

I get hairy.

I can feel that Lisa Lisa doesn't particularly like Joseph's oily and frivolous tone, and as for the person he brought here, I naturally don't have a good face.But I thought she wouldn't hit me.

But before I finished thinking, Lisa Lisa hit me with a fist.I dodged back subconsciously, her physical skills were much stronger than mine, her body was quite flexible, and she only dodged about two out of ten blows.

Seeing me lying on the ground eating dirt, Lisa Lisa hugged her chest and said, "Why don't you fight back?"

"I don't hit women."

I wiped the corner of my mouth, and it was bloody.

"Besides, you are an elder, so there is no reason to fight."

Lisa Lisa raised her eyebrows, she didn't say a word to my words, but said: "They have to climb the entire tower and don't know when it will end. You go and clean up the house."

"room?"

I looked in the direction of Lisa Lisa's finger——

I can't tell what style of building it is, it's not Gothic or Rococo anyway, but you can see that kind of European-style mansion in the novels and comics is the house where the royal family and nobles of the rich and powerful families would live.

My first reaction was - rich man!

"This month until the end of their practice, you will be responsible for cleaning that house. There are only two servants in the house, but they are the acting masters of JoJo and Sisa, so they will not provide you with any help. And you will also be responsible for their day Three meals and corresponding housework."

"..."

ha?

Lisa Lisa didn't ask me to agree at all, and continued: "If you think it can't be done, please leave here now. Your presence here will only disrupt the progress of our practice."

How can I help JoJo out of here?

I gritted my teeth and nodded.

"I can."

Isn't it just doing housework!

Lisa Lisa seemed to have seen my determination, but her expression was not the slightest bit moved.

"Let's start now."

I really don't show mercy at all...

Me: "Oh."

I was called to collect a long bunch of keys and started my cleaning.

It occurred to me as I started cleaning the windows - is there something wrong?What about I'm here to learn Ripple?Will I learn the word "ripple" a month later?I mentioned it to Lisa Lisa when I went to the island before. Could this be the test she gave me?

To be honest, I still think that I am too good-tempered?

Where is my resistance?

Because of the high intensity of their training, the meals I prepared for them were also high in protein and carbohydrates.To be honest, my level of cooking is the same, and the rice I think of is also Japanese.But Asian flavors will always make them difficult for Westerners to accept.Anyway, when I was led by Joseph to eat Venetian dishes, I didn’t find it particularly delicious at all. I would rather he gave me a bowl of rice and an egg, and I put some soy sauce on my own, it would be delicious.So I judge others by myself, I think I should learn some cooking that suits their tastes.

Fortunately, there is a classmate who can cook Italian cuisine.

Seasoning is the most important thing in any dish, he said, so he gave me a special bottle of balsamic sauce that goes with any meat.

So the first meal was a great success!

Joseph looked at me with admiration.Even Lisa Lisa's eyes lit up when she took the first bite, but she said afterwards: "I hope I don't just cook this dish."

No matter what, Joseph was afraid that I would be unhappy, so he deliberately teased me: "Green Valley, you are ready to get married."

I glared at him: "Your uncle, please shut up."

After this episode, I found that Lisa Lisa seemed to be more demanding of me.

New tasks are added to me every day, and a lot of difficulty is added.

The time was quickly exhausted in the training, Joseph and Caesar only had to pass the test of the acting teacher at the end to pass the level, and I was called to Lisa Lisa's room alone.

I, am I finally recognized? !

Can I learn Ripple?

Instead I was made to sit in a chair and listen to her tell her story.

It turned out that she was Joseph's biological mother.

Oh, what, what!

and many more! ! ! !

In my shock, she handed me a thick book.

"This is the title deed of all my houses in Italy. As long as you promise one thing, this is yours."

"..."

"Get out of here tonight..."

How different is this from the Sunday eight o'clock file my mom watches! ! ! !

what the hell!

Is Lisa Lisa still misunderstood that Joseph and I are a couple? !

"No, you misunderstood."

"Do you think it's too little?" Lisa Lisa's eyes sank.

"You misunderstood, Joseph and I..." were just ordinary friends.

Before I finished speaking, Lisa Lisa interrupted me: "I know, you will never leave, you will never change, right?! I am not here to break you up. So this land deed is for your engagement Gift, I asked JoJo and said that you are alone here, without father or mother, but after many days of observation, except that you cannot have children, your resilience, firmness, gentleness and kindness are enough to crown Joestar surname."

My whole body was struck by lightning on the spot, the kind that was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

"JoJo's life or death is uncertain this time, but you still follow him, support him and encourage him. If he can successfully pass the test today, you two get married! If you fail later, I will also arrange it so that you have Joestar Home."

"Right now, Zhan Luan's talk about the wedding may be a bit hasty, but the details are there. I've already arranged the cruise. You go to the United States to keep yourself safe. It's too dangerous to stay here. Don't worry, I will try my best to get JoJo Bring it back to you safely, so that you can get married smoothly."

"Young Victoria, you have been approved. But I am JoJo's biological mother, so don't tell him about it for now. This is our secret, okay?"

Lisa Lisa showed me her first gentle smile.

The previous missions before Dare to Love were all mother-in-law's test of daughter-in-law, bah, son-in-law?

Every word I said since I entered the room was a joke, and I just watched Lisa Lisa's mouth open and close, and my mind was completely dead.

Now I just want to shout with all my strength.

"JoJo!"

It's all your fault! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I shamefully fled back to the Protagonist Academy that night.

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