[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

"Blind date? Heh." Qin Jiu sneered, no emotion could be seen in his indifferent eyes, "You are quite courageous."

He pushed me away and leaned back on the seat, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket with his left hand, put one of them between his lips, and lit the lighter with one hand.

Thick smoke was spit out from the sexy thin lips, and after the smoke cleared, he said, "You go."

what?

Before I could react, Vodka, who had been ignored by us in the backseat, spoke in despair, "Don't, big brother, let me talk to her again. My mother has been urging me to get married recently..."

Saying that, Vodka plucked up the courage to reach out and patted my shoulder carefully.As a serious member of the Physiognomy Association, I felt a little disgusted, twisted my body uncomfortably, and expressed my position with a cold face, "Why? I'm really not interested in you."

Vodka's embarrassed face was reflected in the rearview mirror. He touched his nose, and after struggling for a long time, he raised his hand and took off his sunglasses as if he had made some major decision.

scare?

I turned around in surprise, met his piercing eyes, and was shocked: "Under the sunglasses... you look like this?"

Vodka nodded honestly.

"Puchi——" I couldn't help laughing, holding my belly out of breath, "What's the matter with your good face? Chinese character face, big thick eyebrows, double eyelids, ahahahaha. No wonder you have to wear sunglasses, you can’t do without them, otherwise no one will believe you are a gangster.”

I wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes, decided not to bully the honest man, and turned my head to tell him the truth, "I'm really sorry, Mr. Vodka, to be honest, I'm really not interested in men like you. You I also saw that, compared to you, I like Mr. Gin next to me more."

I winked at the silently smoking gin again, put my hands together and smiled apologetically at the vodka, "I'm really sorry."

Vodka looked sadly at the gin sitting in front of him, but said nothing.I figured that this might not be the first time he let Gin Jiu cut off a woman he likes, after all, everyone is not blind, with the tall and handsome Gin Jiu by his side, it is only strange that he has the chance.

The world is so cruel.

I gave Mr. Vodka a sympathetic look, gave him an encouraging look, and went on to do my blind date business. I cared about Gin beside me: "Mr. Gin, you can't bandage your hands like this, you should go to the hospital." .”

"No need." He puffed out the smoke again and drove me out of the car, "Get out of here, or I'll kill you."

I grinned, "Then kill it, let's see if you have the ability." I pouted, pointed at his injured hand with a smile, and joked, "Are you going to try to shoot with your left hand this time? I warn you Don't do this, or you won't even have hands to eat, so you can only rely on me to feed you."

I leaned over and breathed lightly on his face, imitating his way of puffing out smoke, "Of course, I don't mind feeding you." It's not just that I don't mind, I'm so happy!

When I thought of such a stern handsome guy who could only rely on me to feed him, my heart surged, and I wished I could go out and run three laps to vent my excitement.

"..." Gin Jiu gave me a hateful look and didn't say a word. Seeing the difference in strength between the two sides, he didn't ask me to leave again, but Vodka in the back seat finally recovered from the blow and looked at his elder brother worriedly , "Brother, what happened to your hand?"

He exclaimed as if remembering something, "Could it be the explosion just now? Wait, you were injured, wasn't she?" He opened his eyes and looked at me who was a little guilty, "No way Miss Yisha, is your background information true? I thought..."

"Why do you still think that I deliberately falsified the information in order to be a woman who is the boss of the underworld?" I shook my head, thinking why men these days are so self-righteous, "I'm sorry, my background is not half fake. And your elder brother Getting hurt is self-inflicted, she is such a juicy girl, he shot at me without saying a word, it is really cruel."

Thinking of the scene just now, I still feel guilty now, and suddenly I became angry with Qin Jiu again, and complained: "I don't know how to be sympathetic to women at all!"

Gin didn't answer, and vodka stopped talking to me at this time.Sitting alone in the car of two strange men is inevitably embarrassing. Even if I like Gin's appearance, I can't be shameless and continue to rely on it at this time.

Since everything was just a misunderstanding, let's forget it. Anyway, I have failed countless blind dates, and this time is not bad.

I put back the broken hair that jumped in front of my eyes disobediently, licked my lips and prepared to leave, "Since you are not interested in me, then I'd better leave."

After speaking, I opened the car door and wanted to leave, but unexpectedly found a mature blonde woman riding a motorcycle, holding a helmet and looking at me curiously.

?

When did it come, I didn't hear the sound of the motorcycle?The sound insulation effect of this Porsche 356A is also very good, right?

At this time, half of my body had already stepped out of the car door, but due to the narrow alley, the woman and her motorcycle were in front of me again, so I couldn't get up at all.

…………

"Beauty, you give up?" I tried to communicate with her.

Her bright red lips curled up, her long legs stepped off the motorcycle, and she looked at me with interest: "Are you Gin's new woman?" She looked me up and down, with her eyes half-closed and her hands crossed Hugging her in front of her chest, her every move is amorous, "It's so beautiful, even I'm a little jealous."

Naturally, I wasn't stupid enough to really think she was praising me, thinking that if I could save one thing, I would get one less thing, and explained: "No, no, this is a misunderstanding. You are Gin Jiu's girlfriend? It's nice to meet you..."

Weird.

I want to cry but have no tears, yes, since the person I want to go on a blind date with is actually vodka, it is normal that Gin, who has never met before, is not single.

Fortunately, I didn't do anything out of the ordinary just now, otherwise I really couldn't explain it clearly.

After the woman heard my explanation, the guard in her eyes became less vigilant, and her tone also improved a lot, "Really? Then I'm relieved."

She glanced at the silent gin in the car, took a step to the side, and made way for me to get up.

"Thank you, hehe, then I'll go first."

I smiled awkwardly, and left quickly with my handbag in hand. I vaguely heard the woman and Gin say something, such as 'organization' and 'Shirley'.

The tone is serious, it doesn't look like they are dating.

...

Sunday.

I slept late, brushed my teeth after waking up, and recalled the bloody love drama I stayed up to watch last night, unwillingly spitting out the bubble water in my mouth.

In the past two days, I have had a good time to reflect, and I feel that the reason why the blind date is so unsatisfactory is not because of myself, but because the intermediary is unreliable.So I ignored the messages he sent me in the past few days, and decided not to renew after the membership period ends, and go to another company.

I opened the refrigerator and cooked some noodles for myself. Seeing that it was still early and I was free, I decided to go shopping and relax.

I came to the underground vault and took some cash, and I went out.

The sunshine is particularly good, but the air in the city is too bad, not even one ten-thousandth of that in the sea.I visited one store after another, buying and buying mercilessly, carrying shopping bags while walking and jumping, and walking with wind when I was happy.

When I passed the Maoyan Cafe, I took a look inside and didn't dare to go in.Today is the weekend, and Hitomi's husband Toshio Uchimi is also helping out in the store. I am afraid that my identity will be exposed, so I usually don't take the initiative to appear in front of him.

Besides, I'm afraid that I won't be able to control myself, and I'll shoot and hurt this stinky guy who abducted the lovely pupil.

Walking slowly to the pedestrian street, from time to time, men who want to strike up a conversation come to ask me if I need help, but unfortunately most of them are very ordinary-looking, and I have been fed up by the recent blind date partners who are very good-looking. He waved them away.

Suddenly, there was a riot ahead, and the crowd screamed and dispersed, shouting 'enemy attack' while running, to remind the surrounding crowd who didn't understand the situation.

I really wanted to go up to watch the excitement, but in this case the police and the hero came very quickly, and I still had the self-knowledge of being a wanted criminal, so I turned around and prepared to leave.

"Hey, Yisha, stop for me!"

A familiar male voice came from next to my ear, and someone grabbed my shoulders. I turned my head in a daze, looked at Katsuki in his combat uniform and asked stupidly, "What's wrong?"

Katsuki frowned, and stared at me fiercely, "What are you doing here? It's dangerous here, go away quickly."

I twitched the corners of my mouth, as if I was staring at a mentally handicapped person, "I'm about to leave, didn't you f--- stop me?"

Katsuki's face turned red, and the look of the instant blown hair was actually a little cute, "Don't be so wordy, of course I know! Didn't I kindly remind you because of your silly look of wanting to watch the fun!"

He didn't bother to talk to me anymore, he turned around and showed me his back, "Forget it, I'm going to work, you should pay attention to safety, don't die!"

As expected of my cousin, he can speak so well even when he cares.I nodded in relief, and responded, "Don't worry, I won't die even if you die."

His footsteps of leaving paused, but the riot became more violent at this time, he had no time to quarrel with me, and left quickly.

I was also about to leave, but he interrupted me for a moment, and now the police cars have arrived, and I was surrounded by several policemen. Although their target was not me, they just happened to be standing near me, but how awkward this feeling is How awkward.

I had no choice but to lower my head and carefully walked into the dark alley next to me.

After rushing into the alley, he didn't take two steps before he heard a strange sound coming from the front, as if someone was fighting.I was in a dilemma, the alley was just a straight road, and the police were behind me. I weighed it and had no other choice, so I had to move on.

The moment I passed by the scene of the crime, I didn't want to get into trouble, so I covered my face on purpose, looked at my feet and hurried along the road and said, "Go on, I'm just passing by, I won't interfere."

Then he was grabbed by a powerful big hand, and was pushed against the wall by someone unexpectedly.

The smell of man's cologne hit me again, smelling this familiar smell, I couldn't help but let go of my hand covering my face, and looked at the person standing next to me in surprise, "Gin?"