[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

The next morning, Youkexin Airport.

I went to the front desk to register and get the ticket. Dino dragged my suitcase and sent me to the security checkpoint. He stood at the entrance where non-boarders were forbidden to enter and looked at me reluctantly: "We still have to separate..."

The time of falling in love has already passed quickly, what's more, the two of us just started dating yesterday, which is the time to be clingy.But there is no way, he has his business, although I am quite free, I don't want to cling to him at the beginning of the relationship.

Of course, if he wants to cling to me, I don't mind.

I raised my eyebrows at him, "Why, do you want to go back to Xihai with me? It's still too late to buy a ticket."

Dino lowered his head and pondered for a while, as if he was really considering the possibility of this plan.I waited quietly for his answer, but he finally sighed deeply, raised his hand and pressed lightly on my hair, and said softly: "You should be safe when you are alone, and I will come to you when I am done, you know?"

Golden bangs covered his right eye, I looked into his bottomless light brown pupils, and nodded frantically.

"Then, go. You can't leave if it's late." Dino handed me the suitcase.

I hesitated for a moment and didn't answer.

About to be separated for a month, this guy doesn't even show any physical signs!Are you pretending to be in the name of my girlfriend?No, he is so good-looking and has such a gentle personality, it is too easy for bad women to fall in love with him.

Uh, it seems to scold myself into it.

"Come here." I pointed my index finger at him.

Dino leaned over obediently, and I took a closer look at his handsome face, tsk tsk, even if the skin is not fair enough, but it is so fine that you can't even see the pores, is it really a mafia who runs around day and night?

"What's the matter?" Dino thought I was asking him to come closer and wanted to whisper something, but I kept staring at him in a daze, bent down and waited for a while before asking in puzzlement.

I grabbed his tie and pulled him just enough to kiss without tiptoeing, and kissed him without warning.

His lips are very soft, but he is not very enlightened. I took the initiative to suck him twice and didn’t respond to me. I felt the air around me getting hotter and hotter. When I opened my eyes, he was completely red. Cooked crabs.

Even funnier than the way I cooked shrimp yesterday.

"It's stamped for you." I loosened his tie, and I announced solemnly, "Now you are mine, don't let other women get you away."

"No, it won't..." Dino was still reminiscing about the kiss just now, seeing me jealous and warning, he quickly expressed his sincerity, "I'm going back to get down to business, don't worry."

"Then there are no women working with you? Didn't you say yesterday that there are a few girls who take care of daily life..."

"Those are family members."

"...so they are already 'family members'." I deliberately repeated these four words with emphasis.

Dino's drawing became darker and darker, and sweat broke out on his forehead. I was in a good mood and listened to his hurried explanation. I didn't pat him on the shoulder until the flying ship was about to take off and there was no time to spend any more. stopped him.

"I see. Just be obedient. I'll wait for you to come over."

After leaving this sentence, I took his hand and squeezed it lightly, fearing that both parties would be sad if I said too much, I took the suitcase from his hand, turned around, and left without looking back.

There were a lot of people at the airport, and after passing the security check, I still couldn't help but want to turn around and look at him again, but the crowd had already sealed the passage tightly.I stood on tiptoe, raised my neck vigorously and looked again, and found that I really couldn't see him, so I lowered my head and hurried towards the boarding gate in melancholy.

...

Before boarding the plane, I sent a message to Misaki, and when I finally returned home exhausted after flying for a day and night, Misaki, who was wearing a cream yellow T-shirt and water blue denim pants, was wearing an apron, holding a mop, and carefully mopping on the floor of my house.

"Sister Yisa!" Seeing me appearing at the door, Misaki happily called out my name, put down the mop and ran all the way to me, "I wanted to clean up before you came back, but I didn't expect you to come back so soon. "

She scratched her cheek sheepishly.

Misaki wore a neat ponytail today, looking youthful and energetic.I couldn't resist stretching out my hand to grab her ponytail, the smooth hair slid over my palm, and I immediately understood why all the people I've dated with like my hair.

Dare to feel so comfortable, slippery, I want to touch it even after touching it.

"Sister Yisha?"

"Ah." I came back to my senses, calmly withdrew my hand, and praised mercilessly after looking around, "It's too clean, so you still say you didn't clean it up?"

It is already more spotless than the presidential suite of a five-star hotel, right?It doesn't look like the same house now, compared to how it used to be when clothes and garbage were piled everywhere!

But Misaki was still not satisfied, pointing to the three-story ceiling in my living room, said regretfully: "There should be some cobwebs on it, I moved all the tallest ladders in your warehouse, Isa-san, but they still couldn't reach them. "

The tallest ladder in my house?Oh, it seems that there is such a ladder, which my mother threw over when buying a house, saying that it couldn't fit in the house.That thing is quite heavy, made of all steel, at least two hundred catties.

I looked at her Misaki's slender arms, and after a while, I remembered what she said before [personality] is a matter of strength.

...It's really a useful personality.

"The spider web is fine, just let it stay, otherwise the spider won't be able to find a home when it comes back from wandering around the house." I waved my hand.

"Huh?" She seemed a little confused about what I said, but she didn't ask too much, and nodded obediently, "Okay."

I walked to the sofa and sat down, rubbed my sore shoulders, raised my arms and stretched my waist. Just at this time, my stomach rumbled, and the sound of grunting echoed ethereally in the empty living room.

"I... I'm hungry." The voice was so loud, it was impossible for Misaki not to hear it.Anyway, it’s useless to explain it, it’s better to just admit it, it’s not a shameful thing, people are iron and steel, no matter how beautiful a beauty is, she still has to eat, right?

Misaki covered her mouth with a chuckle, but she didn't mean to laugh at me: "I'll go and cook for Isa-san. It's just that there are no ingredients in the refrigerator... most of them are broken."

"Then bring me the bag of potato chips from the locker, another bottle of Coke, oh yes, and cookies too."

"How can I do that?" Misaki expressed her disapproval with her body straightened with her hands on her hips, "I'm already very tired after a day and night on the airship, so I need to eat some nutritious supplements. I'll go and have a look, and I remember there are still a few eggs left." coming."

After finishing speaking, she walked into the kitchen on her own, and when she reached the door, she turned around as if thinking of something, and reminded sharply, "Sister Yisha, you are not allowed to steal snacks while I am cooking."

I silently withdrew the sinful hand that was reaching out to the melon seeds on the table, and shrank my neck and replied, "...uh, I got it."

...How do you feel that you have raised a wife?

The sound of eggshells being cracked came from the kitchen, but after a while, the smell of steaming rice came again.I was tortured by the sultry aroma and became even hungrier. Clutching my sore stomach, I went back to the bedroom, turned on the computer, and tried to divert my attention by playing games before she finished cooking.

I haven't logged into Monster Hunter for almost a week, and I waited for a while for the update. I finally got in, and before I had time to see what was updated, countless private messages came one after another, which directly made my top-level computer freeze. three points.

I looked at the small envelope that kept flashing in the lower right corner and had a vague premonition. Sure enough, it was from Two-dimensional Potato Chips.

Mr. Two-dimensional Potato Chips: [Brother Jin, I finally waited for you to go online! ]

Mr. Two-dimensional Potato Chips: [Why don't you reply to my text messages?You know how curious I am these days!I'm all skinny! ]

Mr. Two-dimensional Potato Chips: [Brother, no, sister... No, damn it, what should I call you!Brother, something has been wrong since he came back two days ago. He bought dozens of spiders as pets in a panic. It's impossible that this matter has nothing to do with you, right?What the hell did you do? ]

Me: "..." It's so scary, it's better not to reply to his message.

I was about to close the chat window, and I felt that Potato Chips had been neglected all the time, it was a bit pitiful. We have known each other for three years, and the relationship was good before. After hesitating again and again, I sent a symbolic '. 'The past means that it has been read.

Then his message came even more violently.

I have to say that Mr. Two-dimensional Potato Chips is extremely fast. I even think he used some high-tech device to directly convert the thoughts in his mind into text and send them back.One piece of information after another dazzled me, but I also understood his central idea a little bit.

1. Il fans are obsessed with raising spiders.

2. He is very curious whether I will become his sister-in-law.

3. When will I take him to download the dungeon together.

The answer to 1 I don't know, the answer to 2 is no.After I answered him, I continued typing, telling him not to go out in the afternoon, and take him to the next book after I have dinner.

He replied: [Oh, don't worry, I won't go out.Except for moving to another place on the day we separated, I haven't been out for almost six years. ]

I couldn't believe it: [You've been staying at home?No, what about the promised killer, how did you kill before you stopped? ]

[Just remotely control the bomb. ]

[Bombs can also be controlled remotely? ]

[Well, the ultra-small mosquito type, you can't find it if you don't pay attention.After successfully approaching the assassination target, bang————— blood splashed everywhere. ]

[You don't have to go into such detail. ]

[It’s always right to be awesome. ]

[Ok. ]

I silently decided to pay more attention to the mosquitoes around me in the future, in case it was made of explosives.

[By the way, Jin...sister. ]

[what?And don't call me Miss Jin, it sounds weird.Don't you know my name?Just call Isa. ]

[Sister Yisha, did you really break up with my brother? ]

[Hmm... you want to avenge your brother?Come on, I open the door to welcome you. ]

Hee hee hee, even with Dino, it's not illegal to see a handsome guy.That guy Yiermi and his third younger brother are so handsome, there's no reason for Mr. Potato Chips to be ugly.

Is he black hair or silver hair?Curious.

Anyway, everyone is a good teammate of Two-dimensional, and when the time comes, call the arrogant scholar and night wolf together, let's just have a fixed group.

I didn't expect Mr. Potato Chips to be so interesting. He replied quickly, and the content surprised me.

[Really?That's great, I've always wanted to see what Sister Yisha is like who can dump my big brother... How about this, don't take me down for the dungeon in the afternoon, I'll come directly by private flying boat, and I can arrive tomorrow. ]

…………?

Wait, God knows I'm joking?

[How do you know you can arrive tomorrow, you have my home address? ]

He replied in seconds: [Yes, I checked your IP before.Sister, don’t talk about your house, I don’t know your height and measurements...]

I sent him a knife directly: [...Look at you, you are amazing.You can come, but you are not allowed to tell Il fans, do you hear me? ]

[Got it, I'm not happy to call him yet. ]Two-dimensional Potato Chips, no, this is the reply from Ji Ji.

The author has something to say: Dino will be offline for a while, and will return after two chapters

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