[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

The airship flying to Youkexin City was overcrowded. Except for a few tourists who really seemed to be traveling, most of them were gang members wearing black suits and sunglasses.

I happened to be sitting in the middle of two different organizations, and I was dressed in light white casual clothes, which was particularly eye-catching. From time to time, men who had nothing to do came over to strike up a conversation.

For example, the middle-aged bald man sitting in front of me is only 1.6 meters tall at most, and he is fat and strong. With a cigar in his mouth, he keeps pretending to move his neck and turn his head to look at me.

Finally, after he turned his head back for the fifth time, I couldn't stand the obscene gaze, so I turned off the tablet in my hand and raised my head to look at him, "Is there something wrong?"

The bald man didn't expect that I would take the initiative to talk to him. He dropped a cigar from his mouth, and the cigarette butt just hit his neck.He was so hot that he screamed, and the boys next to him immediately took out a bottle of ice water and poured it on him without saying a word.

So he changed from a fat chicken to a fat chicken.

……Hopeless.

He blushed with embarrassment, wanted to talk to me but couldn't do it because of face, so he jumped up and slapped the younger brother on the head twice.

"Miss, I made you laugh." The bald head left for a while, and had already changed into clean clothes when he came back.

I was watching a TV series at a critical moment, and I was very upset when I was interrupted suddenly. I wanted to ignore him and felt countless eyes staring at me. like.

Scary gangsters.

At this time, the airship is flying at an altitude of [-] meters. If something happens, no one can survive. I am afraid of anything. I thought about it for a while and thought it would be good to pass the time. The corners of my mouth curled up. Showing a polite smile, "Where is it, I was reckless just now."

"You're so polite." The bald man chuckled, his fat face rested on the seat and stared at me obsessively, the saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth was about to drip.

I moved my legs back a little in disgust, for fear that his saliva would drip and dirty my new shoes.

"Miss, are you also going to Youkexin? Are you going on a trip? Or are you also going to the auction?" Seeing that I ignored him, the bald man couldn't help but started looking for topics again after a few seconds.

I had no choice but to nod, "Yes, I am going to participate in the auction."

"Oh?" He became interested, and grinned to reveal two golden front teeth, "Are you going to buy or sell?"

"Sell..." It feels weird to say this word.

"A pretty lady like you is actually going to sell it! Tell me earlier, why don't you sell it to me directly? I can offer you a good price."

"..." I'm not sure if there is a second meaning in his words, but I really want to blow his head off right now.

Fortunately, at this moment, the man in black from another organization sitting behind me said, "Who can't see your dirty thoughts, you fat potato? Stop harassing other beauties and go cool off."

The bald man known as Tudou Fatty's complexion changed, and he blushed as if he had successfully converted from a potato to a sweet potato.

"Stinky chopsticks, what did you say!"

"Who are you calling stinky chopsticks?"

While they were arguing, I quickly turned my head and glanced behind me. It was really tall and thin like a chopstick.

Seeing that the two of them were about to roll up their sleeves and fight for me, I had to lament that beauty is a disaster, but it's a pity that neither of them is handsome, otherwise it would be good to go back and tell this experience to the next student to brag about.

"Stop arguing, don't fight for me!" I watched the show for a while, and when I saw both sides drew their weapons, I quickly stood up to stop them like the heroine of Mary Su's novel.

The bald man took a look at me, but his temper was suppressed by my phoenix eyes, and he turned his head arrogantly, "Humph."

The chopstick man ignored him, patted me on the shoulder and said, "I scared you, beauty, don't be afraid, I will protect you."

"...Thank you so much."

"What are you welcome?"

I calmly removed the hand that was holding my shoulder to eat tofu, squinted my eyes and looked at the bald man beside me, with a hidden knife in my smile, "And this gentleman, I also believe that what you just said is not ambiguous, right?"

"Yes, yes..." The bald head was shocked by my murderous look, and took out a clean white towel from his suit pocket to wipe the fine sweat from his forehead.

"Then let's get along with each other peacefully. If there is any unpleasantness, we will settle it when we go to the ground. Now it won't be good if the flying ship explodes in a fight."

The bald man nodded, and then asked puzzledly, "Why did the flying ship explode?"

I tilted my head, "Because of the fight."

"Why does the flying ship explode when fighting?" The man with chopsticks behind him was also puzzled.

"... won't you?"

"It's not a movie, how can the flying ship explode so easily? The little girl just likes to fantasize about these things, haha." The chopstick man laughed.

"Yes, it's so innocent and cute." The bald man also reached a consensus with the chopstick man.

Me: …… It’s easy to explode!Think back then, I———

Forget it, maybe I overestimated your strength.I smiled embarrassingly, and sat down.

Afterwards, the two reconciled as before, chasing me one after the other and asking me what I was going to sell at Youkexin.I was so entangled that I had no choice but to take out a bag of historical gold coins from my bag, and took out a crown that looked expensive.

By the way, these are all handy in my own vault at home.

The bald man dropped his sunglasses when he saw what was in my hand, and said 'these are all good things'.The chopstick man next to me also swallowed, and his greedy eyes shifted from my face to the gold coins.The two of them exchanged glances tacitly. I felt bad, so what should I do? Is it because I want to rob?

"Where did you get such a good thing, beauty?"

I put away my things and put the bag under my legs, "No comment."

"Really..." He adjusted his sunglasses, wondering what he was thinking.

I think the two of them are weird, whether they want money or sex, they have no good intentions anyway.I took the bag from under my legs and protected it in my arms. I gave them a warning look, and fell asleep with the bag in my arms.

I was a light sleeper, and dimly felt that someone was pulling my bag, but with great strength, the person never snatched the bag away.Then I felt someone touching my face again, this was unbearable, I opened my eyes suddenly, and met the obsessive eyes of the man with chopsticks.

When I smiled, he froze for a moment and then laughed, and when I laughed again, he thought I was hinting at him, and reached out to touch my chest.

Then I opened my mouth, revealing a few sharp fangs.The pointed teeth were chilling, the chopsticks man widened his eyes and took a step back in a hurry, obviously he didn't expect me to have such a [personality].

Of course this is not a [personality], how can I have a [personality] when I am [no personality]?This is just a small part of my fruit ability, but I don't like my fruit ability very much, and I usually don't use it unless it is absolutely necessary.

Scared him off, I rolled my eyes and put my fangs back on and went back to sleep, I hope they don't bother me or I'll die when I get to the ground - oh no, I've changed my mind to make peace People are old, don't be impulsive.

The 'lesson' is up to them.

...

One day later, the airship landed smoothly at Youkexin Airport.I stretched myself, dragged my luggage to the customs in a good mood, and winked at the prosecutor who was holding my passport for verification.

The passport was bought by me at a high price, and it is no different from the real one, except that the name is not my real name.As for my appearance, as long as I don't wear smoky makeup or red hair, basically no one can associate me with the great pirate Red Scythe.

Passed through the customs smoothly, and on the other side of the road, the bald man in a black suit and the chopsticks also passed.I don't know how the law and order is going on these days. People with a discerning eye can see that this group of black organizations is not a good person, but the guards around them are silent, and they are afraid of them.

A corrupt society—

I sighed and shook my head, walked out of the airport with my heavy luggage and wanted to take a taxi, when a beautiful black BMW stopped in front of me.

The window was rolled down, and the bald man sitting in the passenger seat was smoking his beloved cigar, raised his chin towards me, and said handsomely: "Come on, I'll see you off."

I covered my mouth and almost didn't spit it out. Sitting between him and the man with chopsticks all day long was already at my limit. I was able to move around freely and it was impossible to be with him, so I seriously refused.

"Beauty, you don't give me face, so I have to be rough." As soon as the words fell, three men in black broke through the door from the back seat. Rope, want to tie people.

I really admire their courage. They have tried their best to avoid fighting, so why don't they come forward to seek death?Do I have the words 'good to bully' written all over my face?Putting you into the new world probably won't last 5 minutes!

"Uncle, what do you mean?"

"It's nothing interesting, I just want to give you a little meaning."

"You don't mean enough."

"Haha, that's really embarrassing." The bald man gave the three men in black a look, signaling them to do it.

The three of them approached me, and I hurriedly yelled "Wait a minute!", opened the suitcase under everyone's puzzled eyes, and took out the sickle.

"You put a sickle in your suitcase?" The bald man was not surprised but rather disappointed, as if because of the gold coins and crown I took out before, he seemed to be expecting more treasures hidden in my suitcase.

I assembled the scythe at a leisurely pace—the scythe was so large that it had been modified by someone, and now it can be broken down into three sections.After assembling it, hold it in your right hand, and with a wave of your arm, a cold wind instantly forced everyone to take a few steps back, "Come on!"

The three men in black were terrified by the giant scythe, and the bald man shouted at them angrily, "What are you afraid of? Just a chick, let's go together!"

The one with the gun said to the one with the knife, "Maybe that's a prop?"

The one holding the knife nodded: "Absolutely, it's just a little more realistic and looks heavy."

How dare you say that my beautiful black scythe is a fake prop!I said to them angrily: "Is it true that you will know if you try it? If you still fight or not, I will become a statue if I stand any longer!"

The man in black holding the rope couldn't hold back after being provoked by me, he took a step forward while pulling the rope, "I'm on it!"

………You are so considerate, and you even let me know in advance.

I flicked the scythe to save face, and the man in black fell to the ground in an instant, his chest was blood red, and the blood sprayed out and splashed all over the originally clean ground. This scene is both bloody and beautiful.

The other two were dumbfounded when they saw this, and the bald man seemed to want to slip away. As soon as he started the car, I caught up with him on foot, kicked through the window and then punched him unconscious.

I wanted to kill him at first, but remembering that I had sworn not to kill anyone again, I hesitated and opened his mouth, took out a handkerchief from his pocket and wrapped my hands around it, and pulled out his two front teeth made of pure gold.

Then he walked back to the man in black who had collapsed on the ground, and handed the gold teeth to him, "Stop pretending? I've mastered the strength. You definitely only suffered a little flesh injury. You put these two Take the front teeth and sell them to recuperate, and they will recover in a few days."

The person lying on the corpse paused, and the other two men in black, who were crying pear blossoms and raining like men, raised their heads and asked, "Did he not hurt his internal organs?"

"No." I replied lightly, lovingly touched the black sickle in my hand, "The internal organs are too disgusting, I don't want to dirty my sickle."

"........."

After dealing with everything, I took back the sickle and put it back in the suitcase. Only then did I notice that the actions here have attracted the attention of many people. Passers-by kept taking pictures with their mobile phones, and some people hurriedly called the police with their mobile phones.

Among the crowd of onlookers, the most eye-catching one was the tall man in the front row wearing strange clothes.No, maybe it is not appropriate to describe him as a man, because he is really ugly, not only that, but also has countless nail-like things stuck in his body, which is not only very weird, but also easy to cause trypophobia discomfort.

Or the word 'weird' is more suitable for him.

I stared at him for a while and was disgusted, so I quickly turned my eyes and looked around for a handsome guy to wash his eyes, but at this moment, the security guards from the airport had already rushed over, and several security guards in blue uniforms jumped over the crowd of onlookers and rushed in front of me. Come on, holding your gun and shouting to me while trembling: "You are surrounded, surrender quickly!"

I:"???"

It's those men in black who are making trouble, I'm just self-defense, okay?

But they didn't want to listen to my explanation. Seeing that I hadn't raised my hands for a long time, the leader of the security guard was relieved, and shot into the sky with a straight face.

"Boom——"

The sudden gunshots didn't scare me, but made the unidentified tourists in the distance scream.I pursed my lips and wanted to argue with them, but I was afraid that things would be more troublesome if I was recognized, so I was about to withdraw.

But before I had time to move my legs, a black shadow suddenly appeared in front of me. It was so fast that even if my sense of domineering sensed it, I didn't have time to respond.The man easily picked me up, thought for a while and then changed into a resisting posture, freeing up one hand and bending down to pick up the suitcase on the ground for me.

Then, with a sudden jump, he led me away from the crowd in a few seconds.

I was held on that person's shoulders and couldn't move. I was in a dazed state. I finally came to my senses and realized that I was saved by a hero.I looked down and coughed in fright, almost choking myself to death.

Nail nails? ? ?

No, the nail is not scary, the scary thing is why this nail looks so familiar.Isn’t this——

I turned around abruptly, only to see that the person holding me also turned his head, and came into close contact with my face with a distance of only 0.1mm.

Well, so ugly———

The strong visual impact stimulated every nerve in my body. I couldn't hold it back and vomited.

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