[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

In the exquisitely decorated coffee shop, several square tables made of cherry wood are sparsely placed by the window.The hollowed-out beige tablecloth on the tabletop is extraordinarily delicate. In the center of the tablecloth, a half-blooming carnation inserted in a thin-mouthed glass bottle is struggling to reach the window, greedily bathing in the midsummer sunshine reflected from the window.

Behind the glass bottle, a meticulously dressed man is sitting at the table.He looked a little nervous, with a very serious expression, and his slender phoenix eyes glanced at the metal watch on his wrist through the lens from time to time, as if he was waiting for someone.

And that person was waiting for me.

That's right, the man waiting quietly by the window is my blind date today——Mr. Kubotanisu.According to the information in my hands, he is 24 years old this year and works as an ordinary employee in a nearby international company.

He was wearing a meticulous suit, and his purple hair was neatly combed, and it was even sprayed on a closer look.His facial features are also good, not too stunning but handsome, it's a pity that the most beautiful pair of phoenix eyes are hidden under the plain glasses.

In short, relatively ordinary.

Ordinary is fine.I have experienced too many things in the first half of my life. After fighting and killing at sea for more than ten years, I finally returned to normal life and dreamed of becoming ordinary.As long as she can marry this person right now, her life will be considered stable in the future—she will be able to live a happy and ordinary life for sure.

I peeked at him again, quite satisfied, and stepped on the high-heeled shoes I just bought, went to the women's bathroom and put on a delicate light makeup in front of the mirror.After everything was ready, he took a deep breath, puffed up his chest and made a cheering gesture to himself in the mirror, and then walked to him with the brand-name bag that he bought on purpose.

"Hi, is this Mr. Kubotanisu?" I softened my voice and smiled at him.

Mr. Kubogusu was a little dazed the first moment he saw me, but he soon came to his senses. He straightened his glasses and said, "Yes, you must be Miss Nedron, right? Please sit down."

With that said, he got up and pulled out a chair for me.

The air conditioning in the cafe is adequate.After I sat down, I took off my coat and put it on the empty seat next to me. I straightened my back, showing off my proud figure in a thin strappy dress.

The face of the person opposite started to flush.I pretended not to know how gentle and gentle the expression on my face should be, but I was already happy in my heart.Ah la ah la, is it 24 years old, or a virgin?It's so... so cute to blush so easily.

Thinking of this, my brain was wide open, and I couldn't help but start to imagine our life after marriage.Well, we have to enjoy the world of the two first, buy vegetables, cook and watch TV every day, and do some extra exercise before going to bed at night, it's really beautiful.

If he wants to, he can continue to work. If he doesn’t want to quit his job, it’s fine. Anyway, I have nothing but money. The gold and jewels in the house are so much that they fill all the bedrooms in the three-story villa except my room.Therefore, if Qianjin can buy him to be the door-to-door son-in-law of my Nedlun family, it will not only be worth it, but also make room for my family who occasionally visits with friends and has no place to live.

"Well, Miss Nedrun..."

"Just call me Yisha." I immediately interrupted him to correct.

Mr. Kubotani was stunned, his thin lips trembling slightly, as if he wanted to call my name, but he couldn't say it.

Ah, by the way, I forgot that people in Xihai pay more attention to etiquette, and it would be too frivolous to just call you by your first name when you meet for the first time.

After realizing it, I coughed dryly, raised my hand and pulled the broken hair behind my ears, and said with a smile, "Is it too sudden? I'm really sorry, I just... have a good impression of you, Mr. Kubotanisu. "

Looking at the blushing face of the other party, I expressed my heart again, "Although it was the first time we met, I felt that you were suitable for me the moment I saw Mr. Kubotanisu. Ah, sorry, I was too direct again. "

I kept a perfect smile, any more would be too flattering, any less would be insincere.But this provocative habit still needs to be changed as soon as possible, otherwise it will cause trouble like a few years ago.

"No, nothing, it's not so sudden, it's better to say that I'm very happy..." Mr. Kubotani lowered his head and rubbed his hands, then raised his head, met my eyes sincerely, and said tremblingly but firmly: "Actually, I Also... my parents told me that I was surprised when I found a blind date, but when I saw your photo for the first time, I decided to come here."

The implication is that you like my appearance?

The corners of my mouth curled up, looking at him ambiguously as he was about to tease him to enhance his relationship, when he was suddenly interrupted by an abrupt sweet voice, "I'm sorry to keep you waiting, I'm your waiter Qinzi, may I ask you Do you need anything? ^_^”

The teasing words were abruptly forced back by this sweet voice, I subconsciously frowned, narrowed my eyes, and blurted out: "No, shut up, bastard."

As soon as the words came out, the whole cafe fell silent for an instant.Mr. Kubotanisu, who was on the other side, looked shocked, while the waiter Kotoko, who was standing by our table and was about to order food for us, had a red nose, and tears filled his big eyes instantly, ready to pour out at any time.

I was stunned for a while, then touched the back of my head under everyone's strange eyes, and lowered my head in shame.

Damn it, the old problem happened again!It's been three years since I left New World, why can't I change my bad habits?This is just an ordinary peaceful island in the West Sea, not the new world that I used to call the wind and rain, and the waiter in front of me is not the boy on my own ship, but an ordinary commoner who I don't know.

Is there any way to remedy it now?It's not easy to meet a blind date partner who looks good, but it can't just be so dirty.

By the way, just apologize.

"Well, girl, I didn't mean to kill you." I raised my eyes to meet her, and tried to explain my actions just now: "The main reason is that you have no eyesight and interrupted me."

Unexpectedly, upon hearing my sincere comfort, the waiter named Qinzi sucked his nose, and two seconds later, he burst into tears. He turned and ran away with a straight face.

I'm at a loss. ... Isn't it right?I have comforted you, so what are you running for?

Sure enough, Mr. Kubotanisu, who was sitting across from him, had a strange expression on his face, as if he was holding back what he wanted to say but didn't dare to say it.

Not good not good.I blinked in embarrassment, grinned and pretended to be innocent and tried hard to redeem: "Girls nowadays are really delicate, but I just said one thing, they didn't kill or set fire, and I don't know why to cry. Are you right?" , Mr. Kubotanisu?"

Kubogusu seems to have lost the interest just now, looking unnatural, rubbing his hands on the table constantly, his eyes wandering: "Uh, probably. But Miss Yisha is really... special."

The word "especially" is a bit forced, and it really is the "scattered" of the catchphrase just now that the impression has been divided.

I was a little disappointed, picked up the ice water that had just been put down by the waiter who had just run away in anger, and took a sip.

After all, my mother was reliable once. In the central park, I took a photo blind date with a strange middle-aged woman and met a seemingly reliable one, but I was disturbed by myself.

Mr. Kubotanisu looks so ordinary, he has never experienced any storms at first glance, and he looks so gentle with glasses, I guess he hasn't even said a single swear word in his life?The phrase 'off-cuts' is just a catchphrase I used to raise my aura when I was making a living at sea. I use it on everyone, including the navy. In fact, it is not too malicious to say it...

Why.Pity, my perfect average husband candidate.

I, Isa D. Nedren, was once the captain of the feared Red Slash Pirates in the New World.The reward amount is 7000 million Baileys, and after the Dressrosa incident that caused a sensation in the world five years ago, he was invited by the government to join the Shichibukai, and officially became a person who paid a fee to the world government to make the plunder legal. Pirates for the mutual benefit of the world government.

Leading a group of younger brothers to live a life of wanting to eat meat and drink every day, but everything that should be peaceful was interrupted one day.

The world government couldn't stand the activity of the supernova Monkey D. Luffy. After he defeated BIGMOM Charlotte Lingling, he raised the reward and contacted me, who is the best talker among the current kings and seven warriors. I always have an eye for money , I hope I can help solve the Straw Hat Pirates and bring back the head of Monkey D. Luffy for them.

The four emperors didn't even get it done, and they still asked me to give away the head?Even if I have special abilities and explosive combat power, the strength of the Straw Hats and the others is not something to be overshadowed, is it?

Not very willing, but for some ulterior reasons, I finally bit the bullet and went...

Not to mention what happened next.All in all, I didn't take down the Straw Hats and the party, and I also did a disservice to the naval forces that traveled with me, causing heavy losses.

Afterwards, I waited and waited, hoping that the old man would forgive me for the sake of my hard work, but in the end, I did not wait for good news, but a ruthless letter of dismissal.

I was very angry, very angry, and I picked up the wine tank and was about to smash it on the deck. I was relieved after being comforted and comforted by my younger brothers. I sat on the bow of the boat and looked at the endless horizon in thought.

He went to sea at the age of 12, became famous at the age of 15, established a foothold in the new world, and had a place.

The pirate named Pirate is really a rascal. When he is in a good mood, he will rob the rich and give to the poor to bully the cruel colleagues who have just come to the new world. He will collect their money and give most of it to the poor passing by the island.

Of course, he has done a lot of bad things, such as pretending to learn to draw and then hijacking a dozen good women and men and letting them stand naked as mannequins or something.

But I don't know when it all started to become boring.There seems to be a fire in the body, which cannot be calmed down.I looked through the medical information for several days, and finally came to a conclusion.

I want a man now.

It's the kind of muscular man with a warm body temperature who can warm the bed and coax people. It's not the thousands of fools on the Red Zhan who brag all day to fight and ask me for a raise.

I don't want to wander anymore, and I'm tired of fighting, I want to calm down.After figuring this out, I announced the disbandment of the Red Slash Pirates on the second day, opened the warehouse at the bottom of the ship under everyone's bewildered eyes, divided the stolen goods according to the contribution of the fleet, and drove everyone off the ship. The sailors sailed back to the West Sea.

Taking off the fiery red jersey and the smoky makeup that I put on to hide my young age, I started going on blind dates everywhere, looking for a marriage partner who would calm me down.

Too bad I didn't find a reliable one.

Either showing off the bad money he earned in front of me, or trying to let me see the brand-name watch in his hand and the sports car keys that seem to be placed randomly on the table.

What are you saying, give me pocket money every month from now on.

... My sister's house is full of shipwreck treasures, okay?Just take out a gem and buy you [-] cars!

In this way, I have been on a blind date with all kinds of different men under the hesitation of my mother and the blind date agency, but so far I have not gained anything.Today's blind date, Mr. Kubotanisu, is still the one that caught my eye the most in a long time.

But I didn't manage my mouth well and scared him.Judging by the reaction, I know that my mother must not have honestly explained my background to the other party!

After drinking the water, I stroked the hair on my cheeks and decided to try to remedy it.Keeping silent is not an option, what has already happened cannot be undone, so it is wiser to change the subject right now.

"Mr. Kubotani, do you usually have any hobbies?"

Mr. Kubotanisu's thoughts were successfully pulled back by me, and he quickly said: "Actually, I don't have any special hobbies. I just ride a bicycle and listen to music."

As he spoke, he scratched his head, and suddenly he glanced at me as if he suddenly remembered something, and explained in an attempt to cover up: "It's not a motorcycle! It's just an ordinary bicycle!"

A strong sense of sight here without silver 300 taels...

I murmured thoughtfully, wondering what would happen if I really rode a motorcycle?

"What about Miss Isa?" Mr. Kubotanisu asked as if he didn't want me to delve into it.

I stroked the nails I had just done two days ago, and replied with a smile: "I usually like to watch TV at home, play games and so on."

Mr. Kubotani adjusted his glasses and smiled shyly: "Really? I heard that you are the CEO of a large group. I was still a little uneasy. It turns out that our interests are quite similar. I don't know what kind of games you often play. ? I also like to make a cup of tea and play games to relax when I get home from work.”

With a smile on my face, I casually talked about a few games I played recently, but I wondered what my mother had said to others?CEO of a large group?Yes, my Crimson Slash Pirates have thousands of people, but but but...

Well, it seems reasonable to say that it is indeed the 'CEO' of a 'large group'.

I took another sip of water, tried to hide my guilt, and said modestly: "I'm not a CEO, I can only be regarded as... a leader. As for games, I play all the popular ones recently, such as Monster Hunter, Ultimate Way and so on. "

"Ah, I know it all." Mr. Kubotanisu said pleasantly, "Miss Isa can call me when she plays in the future."

"Okay." It is such a good opportunity to narrow the distance between the two parties through games, and I readily agree.

The communication afterwards was very pleasant.Unexpectedly, Mr. Kubogusu looks gentle, but is very humorous. He told me a lot of stories that happened between him and his friends, which made me out of breath from laughing and burst into tears. come out.

Coming out of the coffee shop, Kubotanisu-san offered to take me home in a very gentlemanly manner.Considering that the distance was not far, we chose to walk. Mr. Kubotani asked me if I needed to go to the mall to buy a pair of walking shoes, but I politely refused.

The happy time always flies by quickly, we chatted speculatively, and we didn't want to be separated like this, so we slowed down and sat in the park on the way.At this time, the sky had already darkened, and under the bright moonlight, Mr. Kubotanisu's handsome profile looked even more beautiful.

The atmosphere was very good and the surroundings were quiet. I moved my lips and lowered my head to seriously consider whether I should really try to seduce her.

"Mr. Kubota..." I turned my face halfway, stared at him ambiguously with my raised phoenix eyes, and called his name softly.

Mr. Kubotanisu was also infected by the atmosphere at this time, his delicate face under the rigid glasses gradually turned red, and his sexy Adam's apple rolled up and down involuntarily.

"Miss Yisha..."

I took the initiative to shorten the distance between each other, and the two got closer and closer. Although I seem to be experienced, I am actually a novice. I have no experience except for kissing an annoying guy a few years ago. The wonderful operation is nothing more than the many love movies that have been studied in the past few years.

My heart was pounding, and in a blink of an eye, the distance between me and Mr. Kubotanisu was only a few centimeters.

At this exciting moment, dazzling lights and violent engine sounds suddenly came from the quiet street.Mr. Kubotanisu and I were taken aback at the same time, and the atmosphere suddenly disappeared. The two of them distanced themselves from each other and turned away, silent in embarrassment.

Damn it, where did the bosozoku come from, what a coincidence to interrupt my sister at a critical moment?

I tightened my hands on my knees, gritted my teeth, and glared at those bosozoku who had no eyesight but wanted to gather in this secluded park.

It was a group of young people who looked to be in their early twenties. Some of them were wearing helmets and their faces could not be seen clearly, but most of them were riding on motorcycles, stepping on the ground with one foot, and chatting loudly.

In the convoy, the leader was a blond man with long hair reaching the ground.He had a fierce face, smoking a cigarette, and blew out a smoke ring to meet my gaze.

"That dog couple over there, who will show your courage to look at me?"

The long-haired man flicked the cigarette butt, stomped it out with his shiny leather boots, took out a strong-looking baseball bat from his back and shouted, "Get out of here?"

I have never been treated like this in my life, and I was a little excited besides my anger. Otherwise, Mr. Kubotanisu was still by my side at this moment, and I would have rushed to beat someone up.

Taking a breath to calm down, I had an idea to lean towards Mr. Kubotanisu, wanting to take this opportunity to grab his hand and eat some tofu, and then pretended to be weak and scared, but when I saw his expression, I froze.

Mr. Kubotanisu had a strange expression on his face.He lowered his head and clenched his fists. At first I thought he was afraid, but when I looked closely, I felt that he seemed to be holding back something.

"Mr. Kubota?" I pushed him lightly, trying to pull him back from his contemplation, "Let's go quickly, these gangsters don't seem to be easy to mess with."

Mr. Kubogusu paused, pursed his thin lips, and frowned as if he was making an important decision.After a few seconds, he nodded and took my hand to take me away.

The temperature in my hands made me blush, and I shyly followed behind him, not forgetting to turn around and give the boozouzoku a hard look.

Forget it today, I'll settle the score with you another day!

I stuck out my tongue at the leader of the other party and made a strange expression, thinking that it would be dark and would not be noticed, but the long-haired man seemed to have his eyeballs stuck to us for some reason, and called us strangely. Live: "Slow down!"

Mr. Kubogusu paused, and started to run away without giving me a buffer time to drag me.I was pulled so hard by him that I almost lost my balance, and it was very embarrassing to be dragged running while stepping on high heels.

Mr. Kubotanisu ran very fast. I never thought that his seemingly thin figure could be so explosive. While panting, I secretly rejoiced that I really picked up the treasure this time, but the leader of the bosozoku was not chasing after him. She, even riding a motorcycle to catch up.

Seeing that he couldn't run away, Mr. Kubota pulled me into his arms and protected me.I put my whole right face against his chest, listening to his strong heartbeat, I was so happy.

Is this the rhythm of heroes saving the beauty?look forward to!

Hiding in the arms of Mr. Kubotanisu, with my head half buried, I quietly looked at the bosozoku who had gotten off the motorcycle and came to us.

His face was even more fierce when viewed up close, not only that, but there was a hideous scar on his forehead.I saw him holding a baseball bat in one hand, holding his chin up and looking at us with his small eyes painted with eyeshadow. His sharp eyes stayed on my face for a second and then shifted to Mr. Kubotanisu.

I couldn't help but start worrying about Mr. Kubotanisu, thinking that if there was a fight, I would definitely protect him.

Unexpectedly, in the next second, the bosozoku suddenly threw the bat, knelt down on both knees, and gave us a heavy knock on the head.

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ha?

I looked at everything in front of me in shock, not knowing whether my eyes were dazzled or the other party had something wrong with his head.

I pulled the sleeve of Mr. Lawa Gusu, and was about to say something, but I retracted my mouth after feeling that his body was stiff.

"It's Hong Zhi..."

Mr. Kubogusu's vicissitudes of mouth, the bosozoku who was kneeling on the ground heard Mr. Kubotasu's voice, tears filled their eyes immediately, "Yes, I am Hongzhi! Chief, long time no see, where have you been in the past ten years ?”

Wait, boss?

I looked at Mr. Kubotanisu suspiciously. He glanced at me quickly, looked away, and said to me in a sorry, embarrassed and ashamed tone: "I'm sorry Miss Isa, but I actually concealed something from you. things. I..."

"Actually, he used to be a bad guy, and he was also the leader of this group of gangsters, the former captain of 'Yanxi Ba', Kubota Xu Yalian."

I looked at everything in front of me that was not ordinary at all, with a blank expression on my face.

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