I heard that the whole network is waiting for my debut

Lian Sang watched triumphantly as he successfully won a gold medal on TV, and then watched himself dragging the cage away with a happy expression.

Looking down at Weibo, it turned out that the netizens were all blown up.

[Little monk, ah, mother, come out to see God! ]

[Hahaha Tianxiu!He even dragged the cage and ran... May I ask whether you should kneel in line, or just kneel? ]

[I am different, I kneel and laugh]

[Mommy, our whole family now has the same expression as Brother Luo, dull (￣△￣;)]

[My serious dad laughed out loud 333]

[Box... box... where is my head?who saw my head hhh]

…………

Lian Sang smiled, let's take it!Looking up at the TV, I happened to see Luo Zisheng come back to his senses, howling in pain: "Aww..."

In the later stage, the classic soundtrack of "Yijianmei" was played mischievously, which is very interesting.Lian Sang couldn't help laughing while recording this short clip with his mobile phone, and sent it to Luo Zisheng.Luo Zisheng seemed to be busy and didn't reply. He didn't care and continued to watch TV.

At this time, the camera cut to Qian Linsen, the unlucky boy was chased by two men in black and ran all over the ground, but he still didn't win, and was still arrested and put in an iron cage.When passing by Luo Zisheng who was squatting in a cage and thinking about life with his head on his head, for unknown reasons, he even said a few words of "concern" in a friendly manner.He didn't get a response, and with a broken mouth, he was unwilling to be lonely and pulled the cameraman to care about the traces of the cages on the ground.

Lian Sang appeared on the show again, and it was already a few minutes later.The appearance this time is very different. Before seeing anyone, I heard the sound of "kuang kuang".Afterwards, the young man dragging the cage rushed towards a man in black crazily with his cage.Its speed is so fast and its shape is so cool that the man in black is stunned.It wasn't until the water gun was robbed and the paint covered in "ah da da da" that the man in black woke up, but it was too late.

[Pfft ha ha ha ha... Nima, can this game still be played like this? ]

[I'm afraid this child is not a devil 666]

[Mistgrass, this loophole has been exploited!Director: My brain hurts! ]

[I TM laughed and smoked boxes...]

[Men in Black OS: Who am I, where am I, where am I going?Who is he, what is he doing, why does he irritate me? ]

[Box...box...Zai Zai Huan Shen TM himself dubbed it orally, da da, I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing]

[The dark glasses on the face of the man in black can't stop the confusion and doubts, hahaha... Distressed 233]

[Distressed man in black +1]

[+2]

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However, soon their love for the man in black had to be escalated because—the man in black was tricked by Lian Sang into becoming his coolie, helping him carry the cage.

[The term "wolf extinct" is an insult to Lian Sang!It’s been a long time since the man in black was forced to become a coolie...]

[Excuse me, is the director's hair okay? ]

[Box...box...it's no good, if you laugh again, my table will be smashed by me]

[To tell you the truth, my mother knocked on my door half an hour ago and asked me if I was crazy, so I laughed a lot at night.Then I pulled her over to watch together, now she laughs crazier than me]

[The little monk never let me down 333]

……

Lian Qing, a parent who was also watching the show, frowned and commented: "It's still not smart enough, we should catch more people in black and let them help find gold medals."

The master nodded at the side, and Yu Wenning said helplessly: "Can the man in black be so obedient? Besides, if there is an emergency, the director may not be sure how to add trouble to San'er."

This is also reasonable, so Master Qiangtoucao nodded again.Lian Qing gave Yu Wenning a blank look, and continued watching TV.

On the other side, Song Xingcheng, who was also watching the show, stared dumbfoundedly at Lian Sang, who looked like a bird stalker in the park, and he knew a little more about the wit of children in his heart.

He pressed his temples funnyly and with a headache, so smart, but how can it be good...

When the program team announced that Lian Sang and Luo Zisheng could be "released from prison", the bright smile on the child's face was even more dazzling than the sun.However, that smiling face soon disappeared—just after he got out of the cage, he returned the water gun to the man in black, and was sprayed with paint by the man in black again within a few seconds.

[baa ha ha ha...]

[The man in black is imitating the example is also 666]

[Zai Zai's unlovable expression is so funny haha...]

[Pfft, just drive the man in black out, it’s okay to go back to his cage]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how cute! ]

[He was going to arrest all the men in black first, isn't that the opposite? ! ]

[What the hell is it that you have to line up in a cage hhh]

[Hahahaha... Director Tianxiu, simply inform all the men in black to avoid Lian Sang]

[Director: I can't afford to provoke you, you all hide from me! ]

[Little Monk——The Wolf of a Crazy Director]

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Next, the show cut to Sun Yazhi's shot.From his camera, he also witnessed a wonderful performance of "The Cage Monster Captures the Man in Black Online".The real-time comments on Weibo simply exploded, and new content popped up every minute.

[box box box box...]

[Sex. Sensational Cage Monster, Catch the Man in Black Online]

[What the hell is little black number three hahahaha...]

[The man in black: Damn, this operation is too coquettish, I'm afraid.JPG]

[Pfft hahaha... he even proudly showed off to Sun Yazhi that he had captured three men in black]

[This is like a 233 little young eagle catching an old black chicken]

[! ! !They even stuck the cage into the ground and used it as a viewing platform? ! ]

[God, this can no longer be described with the word "show"!I'm afraid the director has gone crazy]

[The man in black who was set up to catch the guests was captured by the little monk as a toy; the iron cage set up to restrict and punish the guests was used by the little monk as a prop... God, the director is afraid that he is about to fall into a psychological shadow hhhh]

[That’s right, it’s always been the guests of the program group, this time it’s finally the guest’s turn to play the program group hahaha]

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However, the cage monster still failed to win in the end.The kid was too engrossed in catching the man in black to forget about finding the gold medal.In the end, all the gold medals were found, and the director annoyed that he had failed the mission through the radio, and the child realized it later.

Lian Sang sighed, and looked at the comments on Weibo full of those who said he felt sorry for him, thinking what was the use of feeling sorry for him, and he couldn't get back his meal of Buddha jumping over the wall.

Well, he still cares a lot...

He deserved the director's prop gold medal was eaten by him!The child looked viciously at the self in the show who gnawed at the gold medal with resentment, and regretted that he didn't ask for a few more dollars from the other big brothers and ate it together.

The show quickly cut to the afternoon, and a group of them went to the haunted house to find clues.When Lian Sang responded in surprise to the girl who stopped at the door about "I will give you 500 million please leave my son", many audience members burst into laughter again.

[So little...hahaha...]

[It's over, it's over, the child's worth can't be hidden now.My mother already knew that he was the prince of the Yu Group, and said that he was cheated miserably]

[Really less, nothing wrong with 333]

[This answer is so excellent, it deserves to be recorded in the annals of history! ]

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After entering the haunted house, the program team specially dimmed the light in the later stage, making the already eerie environment even more terrifying.However, along the way, the only ones who were really scared by those ghosts were the program staff and a small number of audience members.

The few guests who should have been scared were all expressionless, showing no face to the haunted house.This point caused another wave of complaints from the audience, and the director and others did not save any face.

A group of people soon arrived at the destination, the shabby den of vampires.After putting ten gold medals into the cross one by one, the vampire in the coffin appeared as promised.

[Hey, this vampire seems a little cute! ]

[He's pretty handsome, even smoky makeup can't stop his handsome face]

[No matter how good-looking it is, it is not as good-looking as the little monk.But everyone is too disrespectful to him, and he doesn't even want to go through the process]

[I feel sorry for the vampire, hahaha...]

Lian Sang, who saw this comment, thought to himself, you will definitely feel more distressed later.

After all, the length of the program is limited, so many processes were cut or fast-forwarded.Including the few of them who were dragged to make up to make themselves ugly, including their petty dispute when they took a taxi, all of them were taken away.

It wasn't until a few of them got into the car that the show was going on normally.At this time, Lian Sang in the show took out a few gold medal chocolates and distributed them to everyone one by one.

[? ? ?when! ! ! ]

[I'll go, why did this thing go back to the little monk?

? ! ]

[Oh my god, I didn't notice it at all, when did he pick this thing up? ? ]

As if to confuse netizens, two small clips were inserted into the program.In one section, when everyone's attention was on the vampire, Lian Sang stood at the cross and suddenly stretched out his hand.In just two seconds, the ten pieces of chocolate on the shelf disappeared.

The second small clip is that the vampire is about to lie back in the coffin after watching everyone leave.As a result, his eyes swept away, and he saw the cross with ten hollows.The vampire roared suddenly: "Where's my gold medal?!"

Lian Sang looked down at his phone cheerfully, and as expected, he saw comments full of distressing vampires.

[I feel sorry for the vampire hahaha...]

[Zai Zai's hand is too fast, it's scary]

[Hahaha box box box box...]

[Very well, from destroying props to eating props.The little monk really has trouble with the prop master hahaha]

[Pfft... Mommy, what kind of fairy baby is this! ]

[No one is left, this operation is too coquettish hahaha...]

What netizens didn't expect was that the more coquettish was yet to come.

When the taxi driver drove to the destination and asked them for money by dialing the meter, the charming and delicate child suddenly raised a foot.

I saw his long and slender hands reach out to the trousers, put down the rolled trousers, and pulled out 100 yuan from them.

The child, the big man, handed the money to the driver, and turned his head to look at the older brothers, with a look of complacency on his face.There are a few large characters clearly written in the eyes: quick, praise me, right now!