I heard that the whole network is waiting for my debut

Not only Lian Sang's three parents, but also countless netizens were watching this program in front of the TV.

As early as a few days ago, when the program was promoted, it was already popular before it was broadcast.The show "Endless Challenge" was popular for a few years, and it is still a milestone in variety shows.Later, when the broadcast was stopped for some reason, there was a lot of fuss on the Internet before it calmed down.

I never thought that after a lapse of more than ten years, this show will return under a different name, and except for the two guests who have retired, everyone else will return one by one.Coupled with the fact that the young monk Lian Sang participated in the recording on behalf of his senior brother, the expectations of netizens have risen to the highest under the superposition of the two.

As we all know, this child who is born with a great sense of variety shows has a star-studded sand sculpture index.With him here, are you afraid that the show won't be funny?

No, just after the program started broadcasting, countless netizens started to cheer on Weibo while watching TV.

Lian Sang, who is far away abroad, is also watching. He wants to know what the show will be like when it is broadcast.Many programs are just like TV dramas, and the content of the broadcast may be different from the filmed ones.

While watching TV, the child still does not forget to visit Weibo to see the reactions of netizens.

This meeting was being broadcast on TV until Luo Zisheng acted like a thief, carrying a chicken nest and holding a screaming chicken, running around the boys' houses one by one to wake them up.One of Qian Linsen and Sun Yazhi screamed in fright, and the other rolled out of bed in fright, making a joke.

In the end, Luo Zisheng, who received a small punch from the two friends, dragged his heavy steps to the door of Lian Sang's room.

He sighed deeply, and looked at the camera: "The staff member who was responsible for waking up his senior brother was beaten up by his senior brother very badly, you said I wouldn't do it..."

The cameraman ruthlessly relayed the director's words: "The director said that if you get beaten up, you will be counted as a work-related injury."

Luo Zisheng: "..."

Lian Sang couldn't help laughing out loud, he didn't know there was such a thing.

In the TV, Luo Zisheng still had a constipated face at the end, he unscrewed the doorknob anxiously, and walked into the house.He approached the big bed softly, not daring to get too close, and was about to squeeze the screaming chicken about one meter away.

However, what is faster than the chicken is Lian Sang who should be sleeping on the bed.The child jumped up suddenly, and roared at Luo Zisheng with a bright voice, which scared Luo Zisheng to a duet with the screaming chicken in his hand.

Lian Sang felt physically and mentally at ease watching this scene, and wanted to scare him?Hmph! The child triumphantly looked down at Weibo, where most of the netizens praised him for his wit.

[Hahahaha... Brother Luo finally overturned! ]

[Little Monk Never Let Me Down Series 333]

[Brother Luo, let's be content, at least the kid didn't beat you up hhh]

……

The three parents who were thousands of miles away saw this scene and nodded one after another.The master even stroked his white beard, and said cheerfully, "Fortunately, no one bullied me anymore."

"Let me just say it, Master. The third son of our family has followed us, so smart!" Lian Qing was triumphant.

Yu Wenning directly stuffed an apple into his mouth and blocked his mouth.San'er is so witty and smart, it's not because of his good teaching!If he really followed his senior brother, he might not be bullied by the big brothers so badly.

On the other side, in a certain building, Song Xingcheng, who was watching the program on the company computer, couldn't help laughing when he saw this scene.After laughing, he involuntarily stared at the small piece of the child's exposed waist, frowning slightly.

The program will be broadcast until several people have gone downstairs to prepare for dinner.Before the meal, the three of them were asked to make Luo Zisheng laugh, and if they wanted to laugh or not, they could only eat steamed buns with him.

Qian Linsen and Sun Yazhi stepped forward to perform, screaming and dancing, amused the audience.But Luo Zisheng was like shielding the world, unmoved.

Exhausted, the two had to give up and squeeze a piece of steamed buns with him.It was Lian Sang's turn to perform, and the two encouraged the child to sing a song.The child hesitated, but came up with a "Song of the Five Rings".As you can imagine, everyone inside and outside the show burst out laughing.

[Nimma, what kind of voice is this!Help, the magic sound pierces the brain! ]

[Forget the original tone series 2333]

[Not even a single word is really good in terms of tone, baby boy! ]

[Pfft, is the little monk originally tone deaf?No wonder Sun Yazhi laughed so badly when he encouraged him to sing]

[Hahahaha... It's hard for Brother Luo, but he can still hold back! ]

…………

Lian Sang, who was ridiculed by the whole network for her tone-deafness, shrugged, thinking that Brother Luo would not be able to hold back later, just wait and see!

Sure enough, after a while, Lian Sang on TV took off his shoes while singing, took out 100 yuan from the soles of his shoes, and hopped to Luo Zisheng's desk.The child slapped the money on the table, and said domineeringly, "I'll give you the money, will you have a good laugh?"

Now not only the three guests in the show, but also the audience watching the show burst out laughing.

[Give you the money, give me a smile!Pfft, it’s a large-scale molestation scene hhhh]

[Little monk box box box box...]

[Sure enough, I lost my illness, Brother Luo summed it up brilliantly! ]

[I knelt down hahaha... You are still hiding money on the soles of your shoes, silly boy, you must have learned from your senior brother! ]

[Senior brother said that he would not take the blame 333 but the little monk is still too naive and exposed too early.That's all right, the program team will confiscate all the money from his soles! ]

[It's worth it, okay, watching that Cantonese-style morning tea... Hiss, San'er's food looks so good, I'm hungry! ]

Lian Sang rubbed his belly, he also looked hungry.The program group gave a close-up of the two groups of breakfasts with a particularly bad contrast. The group of Cantonese morning tea completely hooked him out.The child thought, when he returns to the country, he will have tea and refreshments!

Well, by the way, brother Song please eat with me.He had done him such a favor and treated him to several meals, so he had to pay back the favor.

The show has already cut to the amusement park. After the director announced the rules of the game, even the audience frowned.

The man in black has a weapon, but the guests don't even have a shield. It's so unfair.

The three parents of the child were not too worried, none of them thought that their child would fail the man in black.Besides, you can't run if you can't do it!

Song Xingcheng frowned. He remembered that at noon that day, Lian Sang complained to him on the phone, saying that he lost the game and couldn't get Buddha to jump over the wall.Thinking about it, he should have been bullied by those men in black here, which made him unable to eat.

This show is too inhumane, Song Xingcheng thought a little distressed, it's too bullying for children!

However, it didn't take long for him to be slapped in the face. It's really hard to draw a conclusion too early on who bullied whom.

In the program, it is different from other guests who are diligently looking for gold medals.Lian Sang walked leisurely along the way, like an old man walking in the park.It is better to say that he is looking for a gold medal than looking for a gold medal.

In fact, he did run to play - the child took his follow-up photographer and played a roller coaster.After the end, the cameraman vomited violently, and the child was in good spirits.Netizens were delighted to see it, and started discussing it on Weibo.

[The other guests are all played by the program group, but when it comes to the little monk, it's reversed 333]

[I feel sorry for the cameraman, hahaha...]

[The little monk is still too naive, I'm afraid I'm going to cry in the follow-up!Luo Ge and the others are veterans, even if they owe him a condition, they can't obediently send the gold medal to him! ]

[It's still a kid after all, society will teach him what is cruel hhh]

The audience soon learns that society cannot teach the young monk what cruelty is.Instead, the little monk taught them what cruelty is.

I saw the little monk who had finished playing the roller coaster ran into Luo Zisheng, and the two had a friendly chat for a while.The audience burst out laughing when the little monk said he wanted to go bungee jumping for free.

[My mother didn’t know the little monk, so she told me that the kid looked like he came from a poor family.Otherwise, I wouldn’t be so thrifty, and would never be willing to spend money on bungee jumping333]

[My grandma thinks so too, I'm too embarrassed to tell her that this kid is worth hundreds of millions]

[Hahaha... Brother Luo's expression of doubting his life is so delightful! ]

[Fuck, someone sneak attack! ]

Seeing this sentence, Lian Sang looked up, and saw that he and Luo Zisheng were both shot by the men in black's water guns.

The two fellow sufferers were both arrested and put in iron cages.

In the later stage of the program group, the two were matched with a background of fallen leaves in autumn, and they also added a piece of music: holding corn bread in your hand...

[Pfft, the soundtrack is amazing! ]

[It's so miserable, this pair of buddies, this level will take a lot of time. ]

[The program team has learned a lot, even the roof of the cage is sealed this time, they have no hope of getting out. ]

[Oh, what a pity. ]

The next second, all the audience who thought they were locked up this time were all dumbfounded, watching the little monk in the show breaking the iron cage with his bare hands.

The iron bar, which looked thick and hard, looked like noodles under the child's slender and tender hands, and was easily broken out to a size large enough for an adult to drill out.

All the audience were stunned, including Song Xingcheng who was far away.

[Oh my god, this operation of God...]

[My God, my excited heart and trembling hands, I don't even know what I'm talking about! ]

[Director + Props OS: Stop! ! ! ]

[Hahaha box box...Tianxiu ah hahaha...]

[Mom asked me why I watched TV series on my knees! ]

[Ah, ah, mother, what kind of peerless martial arts did this big baby practice! ]

[Iron Cage: Did I provoke you? ! ]

[Brother Luo still doesn't believe in evil, so he tried to break it himself, but it didn't work at all333]

[Fuck, he is the one who forced the director to temporarily impose conditions!The little monk is indeed a wolf, and I feel sorry for the director! ]

[The director's voice is trembling hahaha...]

……

Lian Sang listened carefully, the director's voice in the program asking him to go back to the cage was really trembling.He thought proudly, there is no way, he is so powerful!

At this time, in the show, Lian Sang is taking a condition that Luo Zisheng promised him in the morning, asking him to hand over the gold medal.Luo Zisheng naturally refused, and provocatively said that if he could go to him immediately, the gold medal would belong to him.

Luo Zisheng expected that the child would have a hard time, so why did the director ask Lian Sang not to leave the cage?

Audiences who heard Luo Zisheng's request complained and even "punished" him on Weibo, saying that this old man bullied other children again, how shameless!

After a while, they all became sympathetic to Luo Zisheng's crusade.

With a hard-working "Hey Yo", the big boy who was "provoked" by the old man in the show easily pulled up the four corners of the cage with his white and beautiful hands.Moreover, he dragged the cage, came to Luo Zisheng in a "bang bang bang", stretched out a hand to him, begging for the gold medal.

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