[Today is my birthday, and my old classmate gave me a DVD when I had dinner with my classmates during the day.When I asked him about the content, he was mysterious and only said it was super exciting, and he would definitely not be able to sleep at night after watching it.
I guess it must be a horror movie.Actually, I'm not afraid, but I wanted to see if Senior Brother and Brother Yu were afraid, so I asked them to watch it together at night.As a result, a scene of overlapping bodies of a man and a woman appeared on the camera, and I realized that it was an A movie...
I know I'm done. After posting this Weibo, my brother should react and start fighting with me.Buddha blesses me, save my life, and I will definitely burn a big incense for you old man afterwards! ]
[I really couldn't sleep that night because my brother really beat me up.Brother Yu didn't help me either, he folded his arms and said I deserved it...]
…………
I can't even chew on the mulberry chocolate.
All the Weibo content like this was dug out, and nothing was left for him.Only at this moment did he understand what "archaeology" is.They didn't even let go of his first Weibo post when he was 11 years old, that's too ruthless!
At this time, the topic of #宝宝男孩# was discussed a lot.
[What kind of peerless baby is this, hahaha! ]
[The amount of information is huge!Why didn't I discover this big baby's Weibo earlier, regret it! ]
[Who would have known that a boy worth hundreds of millions would not even be a member of Weibo!Ahhh I also regret not discovering him sooner! ]
[It's too hard to get rid of fans for senior brother, it's too real, San'er, how is your ass? ]
[I guess it can’t be better, saying that the elder brother is aging prematurely, and dragging the parents to watch porn or something 2333]
[Only I think San'er is a very responsible child?Since I was 11 years old, I have been thinking about the burden of raising a family in the future.]
[However, his senior brother, his elder brother Yu and the old master are all in good health...]
[I never expected that the master in the movie was actually played by the master of the two of them!And fighting is real, no wonder it looks so natural and smooth]
[Master is too immoral! ]
[I want to fan Master, very interesting look 2333]
[Even the script is adapted from Master's story... Lian Qing, I respect you for being a werewolf! ]
[Werewolf Lian Qing, stingy online!You don't even invite Wu to Wuzhi, and even drag your junior brother to play tricks, social people! ]
[Master is so handsome!No wonder you can raise two wonderful kids! ]
[San'er is too fucking sensible, because he is a senior, so let him use the money as he pleases!But Lian Qing is not bad for his junior brother, at least he will give his junior brother a bottle of Coke every day, he is not willing to drink it himself hhh]
[Laughing to death about these microblogs, it would be great if Nima found out earlier! ]
[Weibo has become a tree hole for young monks.No wonder he didn't dare to follow the Weibo of his senior brother and Brother Yu. I suspect that his senior brother didn't even know that the child had such a Weibo account. ]
[If you know it, you won’t pay attention, after all, Lian Qing doesn’t go on Weibo very much, let alone Mr. Yu. ]
[But now they must all know, light the wax for the little monk]
[Wax the little monk's ass]
[Upstairs are you a devil 333]
…………
it's over...
Lian Sang let go, and the phone fell into the compartment.He thought with a hopeless face, everything is over!
Senior Brother and Brother Yu really didn't know that he had such a Weibo account, or before he was about to enter the entertainment circle, no one around him, including his friends, knew about it.
That is his small tree hole, which is also equivalent to his diary.He wrote a lot of things that shouldn't be written in his diary, such as his brother's fart smells so bad that he should go to the cylinder and so on.
Not as grateful and happy as the wind and sun in his circle of friends, Weibo is full of his various complaints.
Once the brother finds out what he wrote, he will be beaten for at least three days!
Thinking of this, Lian Sang hurriedly called to the bodyguard who was driving: "Brother Zhao, stop!"
Bodyguard Zhao said without turning his head, "Mr. Yu just sent a message saying that I must send you home safely."
"I'm fine, I don't want to go home."
"I'm sorry, Lian Sang. Mr. Yu is the one who pays my salary. If you don't send you back safely, he will deduct my salary."
"But I have something urgent! How about you put me down and I'll finish my work and go home?"
Bodyguard Zhao chuckled: "Do you think it's possible?"
Lian Sang: "..."
He turned his gaze to the car door, and began to think about how to land in a more handsome posture if he jumped out of the car.
However, Zhao's bodyguard seemed to know what he was thinking, and said directly: "Don't waste your time, the car door is locked."
Very good, the back road is blocked!Lian Sang was 100% sure at this time that Brother Yu already knew the content of his Weibo.He already knows, how can senior brother not know?
The child slumped on the seat in despair, and said to the bodyguard in front of him resentfully: "Brother Zhao, do you know? You may change the protection object soon."
Bodyguard Zhao smiled: "It's okay, as long as you have a salary."
Lian Sang: "..."
Just at this time, the mobile phone beeped, and the child picked it up to see that it was the voice from the senior brother.Click on it, and upon hearing it, the child is completely desperate.
He only heard his senior brother yell fiercely: "Come back and get beaten!"
………………
At night, on the second floor of a beautiful villa, a young guy in a white shirt and jeans quickly peeled off the mosquito net on the window, and stood on the window sill to look out.After watching for a while, the boy suddenly jumped up.If an uninformed person sees it, they will definitely think that a thief has come to the door.
After landing safely, Lian Sang stood up and clapped his hands, feeling that he had the potential to be an agent.Then he quickly flashed into the shadows, and with the help of the shadows and vegetation, he ran to the wall and climbed over the wall.Well, fortunately, the fence of my house is not particularly high, and there are no nails, glass shards and other things on it.
The child who successfully climbed over the wall swaggered out from the main entrance of the community, and then disappeared into the night.
Soon, a car drove into the garden of the villa.A person got out of the car, and ran to the door of the house with an angry expression on his face, asking, "Xiao Zhao, what about others?"
"Mr. Lian Qing, Lian Sang is inside."
Lian Qing pushed the door open and walked in quickly.Originally, he wanted to come back early and beat up his own child, but the brat exposed his old background and made him lose face and lose his life. The whole network knew that his farts stink.As a result, something happened temporarily and it was delayed.So he asked the bodyguard to keep an eye on the child and not let the brat escape.If you don't tidy up, your child won't have a long memory!
He looked around and saw no one on the first floor.So he quickly ran up to the second floor and pushed open the door of Lian Sang's room. No one was there!
The window was wide open, and there was a piece of A4 paper on the table.Lian Qing suddenly realized something, ran over to pick up the paper and took a look.
"Senior Brother, Brother Yu, I didn't expect it, I escaped from prison! Hahahahahaha! Don't embarrass Brother Zhao, I jumped out of the window and he didn't know about it. Brother, tell me when you calm down, and I will go home when the time comes. "
At the end of the message, I even drew a stick figure of Spider-Man, which is completely adding fuel to the fire, and there is no way to save it.
Lian Qing: "...Lian! Sang!"
Yu Wenning, who came back in the last step, heard the sound of gnashing of teeth, afraid that his lover would get too angry and hit the child hard, so he rushed in.
As a result, I saw only my lover holding a piece of paper with a ferocious face in the room, and there was a mosquito net on the ground beside him, but the child was nowhere to be seen.
Looking at the page again, the Spider-Man on the paper arrogantly made a sniper stance towards them both, needing a beating like a kid.
Yu Wenning laughed angrily.
…………
Lian Sang was standing on the side of the road at this time, waving his hands to drive away mosquitoes, and at the same time holding a mobile phone to call someone.Everything is good in summer, except that there are many mosquitoes.
"Hey, Xiao Wu, where are you now? Oh, at your girlfriend's place. It's all right, you can spend good time with your girlfriend, and I'll ask you to have a barbecue some other day."
"Hey, Mo Tsai, do you live in the school dormitory today? Yes, that's good. It's okay, hang up."
……
Lian Sang doesn't have many classmates and friends in the city, and children skip grades quickly, so only a few classmates in elementary school and roommates in college get along well for a long time.But those students in elementary school were either still in school and lived in dormitories, or it was inconvenient.None of my university roommates are local.
Coincidentally, after a round of phone calls, no one was able to take him in.
It's not that he can't stay in a hotel, it's just that he ran out of a sudden fever, and he only brought his mobile phone with him, not even his ID card.Without a certificate, it is impossible for the hotel to let him stay.
After much deliberation, he finally called Song Xingshi.The reception over there was quite fast, but he happened to be out of this city.
"I'll help you contact my brother. Anyway, he's in the country, so you two have been in contact." Song Xingshi said, "I'm busy, you should pay attention to your safety and don't run around."
After finishing speaking, Song Xingshi hung up the phone without giving Lian Sang a chance to respond.After a while, the child's phone rang.Picking it up, it was Song Xingcheng.This efficiency is really no one, only a few seconds before and after.
"Where is it? I'll pick you up."
"On XX Road, Brother Da Song, just ask your assistant to pick me up." Lian Sang thought that Brother Song has been very busy recently, and before leaving after watching the movie tonight, he even answered a call from his partner The phone is coming.
Song Xingcheng responded lightly, and told him to wait where he was, not to run around, and then hung up the phone.
He said to the driver, "Turn around and go to XX Road."
"Boss, the client..."
"I'll let Secretary Yang handle it."
"Okay." The driver turned his head neatly.
When the car arrived at the road that Lian Sang had mentioned, Song Xingcheng from a distance saw the child huddled together, squatting under the street lamp, writing and drawing on the ground with a weed.
Xiao Zhan looks so pitiful and miserable, like a small cabbage.
Song Xingcheng laughed at the adjective in his mind, asked the driver to stop, got out of the car and walked towards the child.When I got closer, I realized that several mosquitoes were circling around the child's head.
He stretched out his hand to drive away the mosquitoes, and lowered his head to meet a pair of big watery eyes.Song Xingcheng smiled lightly at him, thinking a little distressed how much the child had been wronged, looking so pitiful.
"Brother Song..." The child's voice was soft and aggrieved, "You stepped on my ant..."
Song Xingcheng: "..." What kind of heartache or pity went to hell in an instant.
Lift your feet and see, yes, there are a few dead ants stuck to the soles of the shoes.It looks quite big, juicy and less meaty.
Lian Sang sighed, and said to Song Xingcheng's soles: "Anituofo, thank you for playing with me, go with peace of mind."
At that moment, Song Xingcheng had the urge to print the soles of his shoes on the child's face.It's best to grind it again.
The author has something to say: Brother Song, hold back!
I guess it must be a horror movie.Actually, I'm not afraid, but I wanted to see if Senior Brother and Brother Yu were afraid, so I asked them to watch it together at night.As a result, a scene of overlapping bodies of a man and a woman appeared on the camera, and I realized that it was an A movie...
I know I'm done. After posting this Weibo, my brother should react and start fighting with me.Buddha blesses me, save my life, and I will definitely burn a big incense for you old man afterwards! ]
[I really couldn't sleep that night because my brother really beat me up.Brother Yu didn't help me either, he folded his arms and said I deserved it...]
…………
I can't even chew on the mulberry chocolate.
All the Weibo content like this was dug out, and nothing was left for him.Only at this moment did he understand what "archaeology" is.They didn't even let go of his first Weibo post when he was 11 years old, that's too ruthless!
At this time, the topic of #宝宝男孩# was discussed a lot.
[What kind of peerless baby is this, hahaha! ]
[The amount of information is huge!Why didn't I discover this big baby's Weibo earlier, regret it! ]
[Who would have known that a boy worth hundreds of millions would not even be a member of Weibo!Ahhh I also regret not discovering him sooner! ]
[It's too hard to get rid of fans for senior brother, it's too real, San'er, how is your ass? ]
[I guess it can’t be better, saying that the elder brother is aging prematurely, and dragging the parents to watch porn or something 2333]
[Only I think San'er is a very responsible child?Since I was 11 years old, I have been thinking about the burden of raising a family in the future.]
[However, his senior brother, his elder brother Yu and the old master are all in good health...]
[I never expected that the master in the movie was actually played by the master of the two of them!And fighting is real, no wonder it looks so natural and smooth]
[Master is too immoral! ]
[I want to fan Master, very interesting look 2333]
[Even the script is adapted from Master's story... Lian Qing, I respect you for being a werewolf! ]
[Werewolf Lian Qing, stingy online!You don't even invite Wu to Wuzhi, and even drag your junior brother to play tricks, social people! ]
[Master is so handsome!No wonder you can raise two wonderful kids! ]
[San'er is too fucking sensible, because he is a senior, so let him use the money as he pleases!But Lian Qing is not bad for his junior brother, at least he will give his junior brother a bottle of Coke every day, he is not willing to drink it himself hhh]
[Laughing to death about these microblogs, it would be great if Nima found out earlier! ]
[Weibo has become a tree hole for young monks.No wonder he didn't dare to follow the Weibo of his senior brother and Brother Yu. I suspect that his senior brother didn't even know that the child had such a Weibo account. ]
[If you know it, you won’t pay attention, after all, Lian Qing doesn’t go on Weibo very much, let alone Mr. Yu. ]
[But now they must all know, light the wax for the little monk]
[Wax the little monk's ass]
[Upstairs are you a devil 333]
…………
it's over...
Lian Sang let go, and the phone fell into the compartment.He thought with a hopeless face, everything is over!
Senior Brother and Brother Yu really didn't know that he had such a Weibo account, or before he was about to enter the entertainment circle, no one around him, including his friends, knew about it.
That is his small tree hole, which is also equivalent to his diary.He wrote a lot of things that shouldn't be written in his diary, such as his brother's fart smells so bad that he should go to the cylinder and so on.
Not as grateful and happy as the wind and sun in his circle of friends, Weibo is full of his various complaints.
Once the brother finds out what he wrote, he will be beaten for at least three days!
Thinking of this, Lian Sang hurriedly called to the bodyguard who was driving: "Brother Zhao, stop!"
Bodyguard Zhao said without turning his head, "Mr. Yu just sent a message saying that I must send you home safely."
"I'm fine, I don't want to go home."
"I'm sorry, Lian Sang. Mr. Yu is the one who pays my salary. If you don't send you back safely, he will deduct my salary."
"But I have something urgent! How about you put me down and I'll finish my work and go home?"
Bodyguard Zhao chuckled: "Do you think it's possible?"
Lian Sang: "..."
He turned his gaze to the car door, and began to think about how to land in a more handsome posture if he jumped out of the car.
However, Zhao's bodyguard seemed to know what he was thinking, and said directly: "Don't waste your time, the car door is locked."
Very good, the back road is blocked!Lian Sang was 100% sure at this time that Brother Yu already knew the content of his Weibo.He already knows, how can senior brother not know?
The child slumped on the seat in despair, and said to the bodyguard in front of him resentfully: "Brother Zhao, do you know? You may change the protection object soon."
Bodyguard Zhao smiled: "It's okay, as long as you have a salary."
Lian Sang: "..."
Just at this time, the mobile phone beeped, and the child picked it up to see that it was the voice from the senior brother.Click on it, and upon hearing it, the child is completely desperate.
He only heard his senior brother yell fiercely: "Come back and get beaten!"
………………
At night, on the second floor of a beautiful villa, a young guy in a white shirt and jeans quickly peeled off the mosquito net on the window, and stood on the window sill to look out.After watching for a while, the boy suddenly jumped up.If an uninformed person sees it, they will definitely think that a thief has come to the door.
After landing safely, Lian Sang stood up and clapped his hands, feeling that he had the potential to be an agent.Then he quickly flashed into the shadows, and with the help of the shadows and vegetation, he ran to the wall and climbed over the wall.Well, fortunately, the fence of my house is not particularly high, and there are no nails, glass shards and other things on it.
The child who successfully climbed over the wall swaggered out from the main entrance of the community, and then disappeared into the night.
Soon, a car drove into the garden of the villa.A person got out of the car, and ran to the door of the house with an angry expression on his face, asking, "Xiao Zhao, what about others?"
"Mr. Lian Qing, Lian Sang is inside."
Lian Qing pushed the door open and walked in quickly.Originally, he wanted to come back early and beat up his own child, but the brat exposed his old background and made him lose face and lose his life. The whole network knew that his farts stink.As a result, something happened temporarily and it was delayed.So he asked the bodyguard to keep an eye on the child and not let the brat escape.If you don't tidy up, your child won't have a long memory!
He looked around and saw no one on the first floor.So he quickly ran up to the second floor and pushed open the door of Lian Sang's room. No one was there!
The window was wide open, and there was a piece of A4 paper on the table.Lian Qing suddenly realized something, ran over to pick up the paper and took a look.
"Senior Brother, Brother Yu, I didn't expect it, I escaped from prison! Hahahahahaha! Don't embarrass Brother Zhao, I jumped out of the window and he didn't know about it. Brother, tell me when you calm down, and I will go home when the time comes. "
At the end of the message, I even drew a stick figure of Spider-Man, which is completely adding fuel to the fire, and there is no way to save it.
Lian Qing: "...Lian! Sang!"
Yu Wenning, who came back in the last step, heard the sound of gnashing of teeth, afraid that his lover would get too angry and hit the child hard, so he rushed in.
As a result, I saw only my lover holding a piece of paper with a ferocious face in the room, and there was a mosquito net on the ground beside him, but the child was nowhere to be seen.
Looking at the page again, the Spider-Man on the paper arrogantly made a sniper stance towards them both, needing a beating like a kid.
Yu Wenning laughed angrily.
…………
Lian Sang was standing on the side of the road at this time, waving his hands to drive away mosquitoes, and at the same time holding a mobile phone to call someone.Everything is good in summer, except that there are many mosquitoes.
"Hey, Xiao Wu, where are you now? Oh, at your girlfriend's place. It's all right, you can spend good time with your girlfriend, and I'll ask you to have a barbecue some other day."
"Hey, Mo Tsai, do you live in the school dormitory today? Yes, that's good. It's okay, hang up."
……
Lian Sang doesn't have many classmates and friends in the city, and children skip grades quickly, so only a few classmates in elementary school and roommates in college get along well for a long time.But those students in elementary school were either still in school and lived in dormitories, or it was inconvenient.None of my university roommates are local.
Coincidentally, after a round of phone calls, no one was able to take him in.
It's not that he can't stay in a hotel, it's just that he ran out of a sudden fever, and he only brought his mobile phone with him, not even his ID card.Without a certificate, it is impossible for the hotel to let him stay.
After much deliberation, he finally called Song Xingshi.The reception over there was quite fast, but he happened to be out of this city.
"I'll help you contact my brother. Anyway, he's in the country, so you two have been in contact." Song Xingshi said, "I'm busy, you should pay attention to your safety and don't run around."
After finishing speaking, Song Xingshi hung up the phone without giving Lian Sang a chance to respond.After a while, the child's phone rang.Picking it up, it was Song Xingcheng.This efficiency is really no one, only a few seconds before and after.
"Where is it? I'll pick you up."
"On XX Road, Brother Da Song, just ask your assistant to pick me up." Lian Sang thought that Brother Song has been very busy recently, and before leaving after watching the movie tonight, he even answered a call from his partner The phone is coming.
Song Xingcheng responded lightly, and told him to wait where he was, not to run around, and then hung up the phone.
He said to the driver, "Turn around and go to XX Road."
"Boss, the client..."
"I'll let Secretary Yang handle it."
"Okay." The driver turned his head neatly.
When the car arrived at the road that Lian Sang had mentioned, Song Xingcheng from a distance saw the child huddled together, squatting under the street lamp, writing and drawing on the ground with a weed.
Xiao Zhan looks so pitiful and miserable, like a small cabbage.
Song Xingcheng laughed at the adjective in his mind, asked the driver to stop, got out of the car and walked towards the child.When I got closer, I realized that several mosquitoes were circling around the child's head.
He stretched out his hand to drive away the mosquitoes, and lowered his head to meet a pair of big watery eyes.Song Xingcheng smiled lightly at him, thinking a little distressed how much the child had been wronged, looking so pitiful.
"Brother Song..." The child's voice was soft and aggrieved, "You stepped on my ant..."
Song Xingcheng: "..." What kind of heartache or pity went to hell in an instant.
Lift your feet and see, yes, there are a few dead ants stuck to the soles of the shoes.It looks quite big, juicy and less meaty.
Lian Sang sighed, and said to Song Xingcheng's soles: "Anituofo, thank you for playing with me, go with peace of mind."
At that moment, Song Xingcheng had the urge to print the soles of his shoes on the child's face.It's best to grind it again.
The author has something to say: Brother Song, hold back!
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