I heard that the whole network is waiting for my debut

Little Monk Lian Sang was almost out of breath.

One moment he was a decent person, the next second he became the spokesperson of sand sculptures in the eyes of audiences across the country.

He is now very sure that the late stage of "Happy Weekend" must be his black fan, or a black fan who is familiar with his past black history!

Unexpectedly, he was tricked by "Thousands of Families" seven years ago, and later he was always laughed at by his elementary school and junior high school classmates.This is also one of the reasons why he was tortured so badly by his schoolwork that he bit the bullet and wanted to skip a grade—almost the whole school remembered his black history!

This situation did not happen again until he smoked, the five sense director opened and jumped to the senior grade.At that time, his appearance was still a little different from when he was a child.Especially the eyes, after they grow, they change from round eyes to peach blossom eyes.Not to mention that he lost a lot of weight and smoked a lot.Even if the new students at that meeting knew his name, no one would think of it in that way.

He never thought that after seven years, he would be fooled by another show again, the only difference is that the flowers on the red bellyband are different!

What's even more hateful is that Brother Song is still laughing!

Shy and annoyed, the child hummed and raised his hand to call the waiter.

The waiter had obviously seen big scenes before. Facing the boy who looked exactly like the one on the TV, she didn't panic at all, but her voice was a little higher unconsciously: "Hello, what do you need?"

"Please change the TV station, thank you."

"This..." The waiter was a little embarrassed. Changing the channel might cause dissatisfaction among other customers... Of course, the most important thing is that she wants to watch it!

Lian Sang pointed to Song Xingcheng who was still lying on the table with a grin, and pointed to other diners not far away who were a bit messy, and said, "Look, this show has affected everyone's dinner."

Waiter: "..." Laughing so hard that I can't eat well, this reason seems quite convincing.

If it wasn't for the person on the TV or the young man in front of her, she would have almost given full marks for this reason.

After all, the waiter held back his smile and changed the show, and told some of the diners who still wanted to watch the show the reason and the name of the previous show, but got everyone’s understanding—no one knows if continuing to watch will cause another rant Tea and rice.

As soon as the TV program was changed, many diners calmed down.Song Xingcheng also calmed down slowly, cleared his throat, and said with a smile: "Sorry, I really... can't bear it."

As soon as I saw the red bellyband, I couldn't help but think of the picture of a child fishing in a reality show seven years ago, it's so fun!

Lian Sang pursed his lips, just as the phone's WeChat notification sounded, he simply ignored Song Xingcheng and looked down at his phone.

There are quite a few people who sent him WeChat voice messages, and the ding ding dong dong prompts ebbed and flowed one after another.Worried about affecting others, he turned down his voice a lot, and then clicked on WeChat one by one.

First, it was from a roommate in college. When I opened it, there was a burst of laughter without a word.

Lian Sang rolled his eyes, and clicked on the second one, which was his deskmate in elementary school, and this time he finally had something to say: "Ha... ha... Boss, your show... is so f*ckingly funny! Hahaha...it made my mother and I laugh so hard..."

Lian Sang: "..." Well, there is no need to scroll down.

The child put the phone on the table, raised his head fiercely and said to Song Xingcheng who was desperately trying to hold back his laughter, "Don't laugh, eat!"

It's like a kitten with its tail trampled on.Song Xingcheng suppressed a smile, nodded, and pretended to be very serious, pouring fat cows into the pot.

Food is always very healing, and Lian Sang quickly put aside what he had and what he didn't have, and concentrated on eating.

After the meal, the two left in no hurry, chatting while eating snacks.At this moment, Lian Sang's mobile phone beeped. The child picked it up and looked at it, then frowned slightly.

Childhood experience made Song Xingcheng habitually observe others. After finding out that the child's emotions were a little subtle, he asked with concern: "What's wrong?"

Lian Sang shook his head: "It's okay, my manager, Sister Cheng, asked me to give her my Weibo account, and she will announce it in the studio." The child answered while tapping his phone.

Song Xingcheng was stunned, he didn't play Weibo, so he could only ask, "Is it convenient for others to see it?"

"No, it's just... I'm used to writing in it, and I'm afraid they will think I'm not mature enough when they see it."

Song Xingcheng couldn't help chuckling: "What do you want to be mature and stable? You forgot that you are only eighteen, and you haven't even reached the legal marriage age yet."

"But I'm an adult..." the child muttered, and said it anyway, but still sent the Weibo account to Sister Cheng.He thought, probably no one would be so boring, so let's look up his old history.As for the top few posts on Weibo, they are quite calm, and he is not afraid of others reading them.

Sister Cheng is his senior brother's manager, she has strong professional skills, and she can be regarded as watching Lian Sang grow up.She is not strict with children, and can even be said to be indulgent.Probably because she also thought that Lian Sang's desire to join the entertainment industry was a child's heart, and she would go back to inherit the family business sooner or later.

Even if a child's brain twitches and goes to rule the world and recruit a large number of black fans, there is still a way out.

Song Xingcheng picked up the lemon tea and took a sip, forcefully sipping red wine.Then he put down his glass and said, "Send me your Weibo account, and I'll follow you. I heard that celebrities really need some kind of ranking, and I will also help you in the future."

"No, no, no," Lian Sang said, "It's too troublesome to make the list. I wanted to help my brother make the list, but it took me a long time to study, and it was very laborious."

"You think too much..." Song Xingcheng tapped his phone and said, "What I mean is, I'll let my assistant help you make the list."

And playing money.Who made Lian Sang the existence of his friend and younger brother!

He had thought countless times to raise Song Xingshi into a child like Lian Sang, who was a little naive, a little smart, optimistic, cheerful, and carefree.It's a pity that he couldn't give his younger brother and Lian Sang's family a warm environment to grow up, so that Song Xingshi's temperament was getting closer and closer to his older brother.And as he grows older, it seems to be colder than him.

In recent years, when I was not by his side, when I called him or even met him, the child's attitude towards him became more than respectful but not close enough.This made Song Xingcheng very helpless and... very sad.

In comparison, Lian Sang, who would beg for sweets from him, complain about this and that, and chat with him, was more like his younger brother.Therefore, he is very willing, even very willing, to spend money on the child—even if the child does not need it.

As soon as Song Xingcheng said that he wanted his assistant to play the rankings, Lian Sang had no objection.He logged in to Weibo, and after following each other with Song Xingcheng, he ran to his Weibo to check, and it was blank.He froze for a moment and asked, "Don't you usually play Weibo?"

"Well, after registering before, I basically haven't played, and I don't have time and energy." After Song Xingcheng said, he flipped through Lian Sang's Weibo content.The more you flip, the more you feel coke...

When Lian Sang saw it, she didn't make a sound, ran to the hot search list to see the excitement, and clicked down in order from the first.If you are interested, go in and have a look, if you are not interested, go back and click the next one.

As a result, he saw his name in the fourth trending search.

#Laugh U Turn Warning#

Take a look, it's all his screenshots, animations, small videos and comments in "Happy Weekend".Before the child took a closer look, a bad premonition had already arisen in his heart.

He pursed his lips nervously, looking at them bit by bit in chronological order.

[The little monk is indeed poisonous!Oh my god, I laughed so hard I wanted to bang bang bang bang on a big wall. ]

[Pfft ha ha ha ha... Although it was Cheng Yutong who made it bad, but the little monk rushed too fast and broke his clothes, what kind of showmanship!I feel sorry for the little monk. ]

[@欢乐周末V Please add chicken legs to the later stage, the apron is too TM show]

[I can't get through with the bellyband hahaha...]

[My God, this issue of Happy Weekend is so funny!Laughing all the way to find your head]

[Reminder, do not watch this episode of the show while eating or drinking. ]

[Don’t look at the one with the mask on, you’ll laugh it off]

[Pfft, what is the little monk pretending to be in his head, he subconsciously replied that they are related, they are friends or something, I feel sorry for Situ Liang 333]

[There are also adjectives such as losing my wife and losing my army, such as little unlucky egg, hahahaha...]

……

[Lying down a big trough!He even picked up the sponge board to cover Ouyang Wan's body, and then carried him aside? ! ]

[I suddenly remembered the scene of his senior brother stomping through the sponge board back then.Two crazy props destroyers hhh]

[To be precise, that's not called hugging, it's called "clamping".The young man has good arm strength, he is a bully and a bully]

[A box like a pinch doll... I laughed so hard that my stomach ached, why did it break]

[Distressed Ouyang Wan hhh]

[What the hell are the poor three generations of ancestors hahaha...]

…………

[Cooperating with Teacher Wang to touch porcelain, this kid cuts black 233]

[Society, why is he so funny! ]

[So the reason why you worked so hard to win is that Mr. Wang promised to treat you if you win hhh]

[Just finished watching #天下无敌#, I just became a fan of the unnecessary monk, I really can’t treat the little monk as the same person hahaha...]

[The program content of this episode must be the ratings champion!Speaking of which, it seems that this show hasn’t reached the top for a long time, and I haven’t watched it for a long time, so I kind of miss it...]

…………

Under this topic, there are actually many celebrities joining in the fun, such as Cheng Yutong: [Brother, I’m sorry, I was wrong~]

For example, Situ Liang: [I told him before going on stage, talk less and do less, after all he is here on behalf of our crew.Don't let others think that our crew is an unscrupulous sand sculpture crew, we are people who want to save face.However……]

Another example is Master Ji: [Let me testify that Cheng Yutong did pay Lian Sang for a cup of pearl milk tea.When the child walks with milk tea in his arms, his steps are floating #video#]

Lian Sang was full of curiosity about that video. After thinking about it, he raised his head to look at his Brother Song vigilantly, and saw that he was only looking down at his phone, so he

He took out his headphones and put them on.After wearing it, he clicked on the video.I saw the floor first appeared on the screen, and the background sound was mixed with the laughter of several men and women.Then the camera turned and pointed to the door of the TV station.

The handsome young man who was holding the remaining two-thirds of the pearl milk tea had a contented smile on his face, and he had to jump up and down from time to time when he walked, especially shivering, like a primary school student on a spring outing.

Behind him, a middle-aged man who looks like an assistant is persuading him helplessly: "It is agreed that there is no more than one drink a day. You just drank a bottle of Coke before you set off. Lian Sang, be obedient. Drinking too much sweet is not good for your health." good……"

"Why, I traded this with clothes. Besides, Cheng Yutong will be so sad if I don't finish drinking, maybe you will think that I didn't forgive him..."

"Stop making excuses, or I'll tell you Brother Yu!"

"Brother Chen, we can't waste food, right? Besides, Brother Yu is so busy at home. If you want to sue, you have to tell my senior brother, don't come to Brother Yu for any trivial matter. He has worked hard enough."

"For your size, you are sure that your senior brother will not be angry with you because of this! I told your senior brother just now, and he actually said that you should take the remaining half of the cup back to him to drink. You pair Brother brother really...will you hand it over? If you don't hand it over, I will really send you a message to Brother Yu, and see if he cares about you two..."

"No, I've been working hard for half a day and you still don't let me finish a cup of milk tea. Is that plausible? Ask Mr. Wang and the others, it's too shameful..."

The video freezes when Chen Qi's assistant steps up to grab Lian Sang's milk tea, but the child neatly avoids him, turns around and runs out quickly.

Lian Sang: "..."

He was suddenly thankful that he had just presciently put his headphones on.

Master Ji's Weibo has over [-] comments and over [-] likes.Lian Sang clicked on the comment section almost with trembling hands, and as expected, he saw the full screen hahaha, and there were various kinds of [Where is my head, who saw my head] [It’s so cute, ah, my little boy] ] and so on.

The first and second hot comments are: [Sand Sculpture Monk Joyful]

[Today's happy small fountain has oversprayed happy 2333]

Lian Sang thought to himself, you are the only sand sculptures, and your whole family is sand sculptures!

Thinking of this, he ran over and commented: [Master Ji, you are not a black fan, are you? ]

Ji Ye, who had been close to him for a long time, replied to him almost instantly: [Love is so deep that it is naturally dark, hahaha...]

When other netizens saw it, they would like it at most.Because Lian Sang's Weibo account hadn't been officially announced or certified, the kid with the Weibo name "I graduated" didn't attract much attention.Of course, this is only temporary.

At this time, there were a few more hot comments in the topic, all of them were discussing why their topics all included #连桑小寺尚#, but there was no child's name in the hot search.Originally, from the perspective of popularity, the topic of #连桑小寺尚# will be even more popular.

Lian Sang, who saw these messages, kindly gave them an answer: ["Little Monk Lian Sang" can't be trending, you can only follow shows or other topics, and you can't get up on your own. ]

Because those with the names of #连桑# and #小寺尚# have long been banned.Sister Cheng said that their studio has spent a lot of money, and it will not be popular in a short period of time.

As a result, he received several replies in a short while, some scolding him for being a sunspot troll or something, and some sayings like "you can't even go to the hot search if you just rub the heat".

Little monk Lian Sang: "..."

This can be tolerated!The young monk, who was scolded innocently for explaining people's doubts, immediately posted a Weibo indignantly.

[I graduated: I was scolded because I told the truth: "The words Lian Sang little monk can't be searched" #争警.JPG#]

After a while, various reminders on Weibo sounded.

[Actor Situ Liang V forwarded and commented: Hahahahaha...//I graduated:...]

[Jiye V forwarded and commented: Hahahahaha...]

[Actor Wang Liqiang V forwarded and commented: Hahahahaha...]

[Actor Cheng Yutong V reposted and commented: Hahahahaha...]

…………

Almost all the actors and stars who have had intercourse with Lian Sang, including the boss of his studio, the actress Shaman, all forwarded and unanimously commented five "ha", and they didn't even leave the little tail behind. The shape standard is scary.

Netizens who don't know why:? ? ? ?

Those netizens who scolded Lian Sang:? ! ! !

There is an ominous premonition...

…………

Lian Sang, who was ridiculed by the crowd, sighed, quit Weibo, and said to Song Xingcheng who was still looking down at his Weibo content: "Brother Song, it's getting late, let's go watch a movie."

Song Xingcheng looked up at him, nodded with gentle eyes and a smile on his lips.

Half an hour later, holding popcorn, carrying a hot dog and wearing a peaked cap that covered half of his face, the strangely shaped little monk Lian Sang was lying on the front desk of the theater, and said, "Sister, give me two movie tickets for "Invincible". Thanks."

The girl at the front desk didn't look up and said, "There are no tickets for today and tomorrow, do you want other movies?"

"No tickets? Why?" The child was puzzled, and it was strange that he had no tickets for two days.

"There's no reason, there are too many people watching, unless there is more filming, there will be no tickets for these two days."

Lian Sang: "Ah..."

It's so miserable, he can't even watch the movies he acted in.

Turning his head to look at Song Xingcheng who was holding a glass of Coke, the child pursed his lips unwillingly.

Song Xingcheng said softly, "It's okay, we can just watch other movies."

"But I'm not included in other movies." The child said a little aggrieved, rolling his eyes and thinking about it.

He suddenly took Song Xingcheng to the back of those who were queuing up for the ticket check not far away, and patted the hand of one of the kind-hearted young ladies who was obviously watching the movie alone, and asked: "Hi, Miss, may I ask?" Did you read "Is the World Invincible"?"

The girl looked back at him displeased, but didn't see her face clearly.He also looked at Song Xingcheng behind him, seeing that he was a handsome guy, his attitude was much better.She nodded: "Yes."

Lian Sang immediately showed a grin, and said very friendly: "Miss sister, it's like this, my friend and I finally got together and wanted to watch this movie. But, we can't get tickets... See if you can Can’t sell us tickets? I’m willing to pay three times the price!”

The girl frowned: "This ticket is hard to buy."

"I know, but it's really rare for us to have time to watch a movie together... Sister, please..."

The girl hesitated, thought for a while, and said, "My position is not very good..."

"It's okay, just sit if you have to."

"Okay..." The girl gave the ticket to Lian Sang. Anyway, she was alone, and she was not in a hurry to read it. It would be better to come back the next day.

The child immediately happily took out his mobile phone to transfer money to her.

After that, Lian Sang asked a few more people, and finally got the second ticket.The locations of the two tickets are a bit far apart, but children don’t have to worry about it. At worst, just ask someone else to change the location for the money.

Song Xingcheng said to him in a low voice: "It's too troublesome, it's really unnecessary, we can watch it later."

Lian Sang disagreed: "But I promised to invite you to watch a movie. I can't break my word. Besides, you are a busy person. After today, I don't know if there will be time to get together again before the movie is released."

Hearing this, Song Decheng was slightly taken aback.Afterwards, the corners of his mouth slightly raised his eyes, feeling a little emotional: "You are really different from Xing Shi..."

If it was his own brother, how could he have thought of so much.

Lian Sang answered naturally: "There is no one like him in the world..."

It's like Sister Cheng and the others always say that they have similar temperaments to their senior brother, but they are just different.Well, he is much smarter than his senior brother!

The two finally sat down in the second-to-last row on the side of the theater.I didn't spend any more money, after all, their location is not a treasured place of geomantic omen, and the people who sat there were eager to change it!

At the beginning of the movie, there is a scene of Xia Tian played by Situ Liang being beaten...

When the progress of the movie was nearly halfway through, the unnecessary monk played by Lian Sang finally appeared.

The Junyi monk in gray and white monk robes is very cool when he appears on the stage-falling from the sky, with brisk movements, he beats down the protagonist duo who are holding weapons and have already laid down a circle of gangsters.Afterwards, he turned around and climbed gracefully...on the telegraph pole, condescendingly staring at the two with bruised noses and swollen faces.

Her temperament is dusty, her body is like bamboo, her face is like peach blossoms, her lips are like vermilion, and her eyes are like stars. Even her bald head that is so white that it shines has a fairy air.

The man raised his eyebrows slightly at this moment, and the immortal energy turned into evil energy again, which made one's heart tremble.

Song Xingcheng was stunned, he couldn't believe it, the monk on the screen who was full of monsters was really the silly and cute Lian Sang.

He suddenly felt that he didn't really know the child well, nor was he as familiar as he imagined.At least he never knew that a child could be so demonic, both good and evil.

Song Xingcheng subconsciously looked at Lian Sang beside him, only to see that the child was holding a handful of popcorn and stuffing it into his mouth, his cheeks were bulging, like a little hamster.

As if aware of his gaze, the child tried hard to swallow the food in his mouth, and took a big gulp of Coke before moving closer to Song Xingcheng's ear.He whispered: "Brother Song, don't worry, the telegraph pole in the movie is fake, it won't catch me!"

Song Xingcheng: "..."

Very well, this is the Lian Sang he is familiar with, the silly Baitian whom he regards as his younger brother.

…………

When the two walked out of the cinema, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.Seeing that it was getting late, the two said goodbye, met with their respective bodyguards, and went back to their respective homes.

Sitting in the car, Lian Sang gnawed on the chocolate given by his big brother Song, and took out his mobile phone to relieve boredom.

He clicked on Weibo, and the private message prompts that the news has exploded.

The child guessed that Sister Cheng had published his Weibo account.

Click on the studio's Weibo to see, sure enough.

[Shaman Studio V: Little Monk Lian Sang’s microblog guide @我graduated]

There have been hundreds of thousands of retweets and comments on this Weibo post.

Lian Sang didn't read the comments here, he ran to browse his last Weibo.

At the top of the comments on Weibo, there were a few apologetic comments with crying emoticons, and then everything else.

[Sorry beep!I scolded the wrong person, I am not human...]

[I scolded you too, cub, hit me, I promise I won’t fight back QWQ]

[As early as when the celebrities forwarded and commented on this Weibo, I knew it was not good, but I never expected it to be the deity...]

[Hahahaha... It's poisonous, what kind of ghost ID name is this! ]

[Sure enough, only the little sand sculpture monk can go to comment and say that he was on the trending search because of the popularity of the show and fans 333]

[What kind of idol is this that I am a fan of, Hehehe...]

[Sisters, go and look through the past Weibo records of the little monk, there are surprises! ]

[I just flipped through some, and my stomach hurts from laughing, and now I am preparing to calm down and flip again.Warm reminder: this is #宝宝男孩#]

[#宝宝男孩# I’m so happy to die hahaha!Why didn't I discover this big baby sooner! ]

[Quickly look at his past Weibo content: I am underage, why does Gaoshu torture me so cruelly QWQ! ]

[There is also this one posted a few years ago: Brother farted today, in order to save face in front of his partner, he insisted that I did it.Well, since you are my senior brother, I will admit it.Alas, such a sensible child as me is really rare...]

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Lian Sang froze, watching all kinds of reposts or comments on the topic of #宝宝男孩# on the screen, and a bad premonition rose in his heart.

It's not like everyone is so idle, just ran to browse his old Weibo, right? !

He hurriedly retreated to the hot search list on Weibo, and sure enough, the topic #宝宝男孩# was on the list.

Lian Sang: "..."

His mature and stable image that is about to pass away! ! !

The author has something to say: two chapters in one.Thanks to @吉玨 for the fish-thunder*2, the current fish-thunder addition progress is 2/8, so 333.

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In those years, the Weibo diary of "Treasure Boy".

[Today is my eleventh birthday.In fact, it doesn't matter if it's my birthday or not, as long as my master doesn't beat me up, my senior brother doesn't steal my snacks, and brother Yu can make me more pig's trotters. ]

[Senior brother was hospitalized again, and he didn’t tell me yet.Angry, I decided to run away from home, otherwise he wouldn't know the problem was serious! ]

[On the first day of running away from home, I really miss the meal cooked by my brother.I don’t know if my senior brother has been discharged from the hospital. Is he in a bad mood... The circle of friends I posted showed a place for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but they didn’t give me a like. Could it be that they didn’t see it? ]

[The second day after I ran away from home, the outside world is really exciting, but my senior brother and brother Yu still didn’t like my circle of friends.Didn't they see it?Then they should worry.I have to figure out a way for them to see me...]

[The second night after I ran away from home, I decided to find Uncle Li and be on his show.As soon as the TV broadcasts, the brothers and the others will be able to see me.I'm such a genius, hahahahaha! ]

[On the ninth day after I ran away from home, the recording of the show was over, and my senior brother and brother Yu came to pick me up.I caught a snake and wanted to take it home to make porridge.But the senior brother was afraid, and ran to the roof to threaten him with death.I thought about it, I can catch snakes again in the future, there is only one senior brother, so I will choose senior brother...]

[On the first day back home, I ate barbecue with Brother Zhao Chengyi.My brother's barbecue skills are really good, no wonder the senior brother wants to be good friends with him all the time! ]

[I want to subsidize Brother Lin Xun quietly, but Song Ge said that he is already subsidizing secretly, so just leave this matter to him.Brother Song is really kind.If Brother Lin Xun was a girl, when she grows up, maybe she will love Song Brother like the TV show. ]

[Brother Song quietly told me that Brother Song's birthday is coming soon, please help me create a surprise for him.Brother Da Song is really a good brother, but my senior brother and brother Yu are not bad either. ]

[I'm going to be driven crazy by homework... Brother Da Song said that the only way to get rid of homework is to work hard to skip grades and graduate early.I thought about it and thought it made sense, so I decided to study harder. ]

[My tablemate Xiao Wu suddenly said that he wanted to worship me as a teacher, but I have not been a monk for many years.He also said that he wanted to recognize me as the boss, but he still hugged my thigh and cried when I refused, which made the teacher think I was a bully.I really can't do anything about him, I really want to really bully him! ]

[Fighting with senior brother, losing the fight, so angry!I told Brother Yu that it was my brother who farted in the living room last time, not me. ]

[What should I do, my brother seems to have a backache again.He's only in his late thirties, could it be premature aging?It seems that I have to study harder and graduate soon.I hope my brother can last until I graduate, so that I can provide for him in the old age. ]

[Sometimes I feel that I have a heavy burden, and there are three old people.Master and senior brother follow brother Yu, I always feel that I am not tall because of too much pressure when I am only 11 years old.I'm afraid I'll be bald. ]

…………

[It's another new year, this year I must strictly guard against it, and I must not let my brother get involved in my lucky money! ]

[Brother still got my hands on my lucky money with brother Yu's help... so angry!When Master returns, I will sue him! ]

[Master is back, my strongest backer is back, hahaha! ]

[I was wrong, my backer was not reliable at all, he fell on both sides.After beating my brother yesterday, I’m going to beat me today, it’s uncomfortable...]

[I stayed up late last night to review my homework, and fell asleep when I woke up this morning.The brother also took a photo for me to see, and I forwarded it to Brother Song Yifei and Brother Da Song, because I look good with my eyes closed and striding forward.I won’t send it to Sister Mengmeng, it’s embarrassing to wear a tank top and shorts.I think this is the fabled body and mind. ]

[The pork knuckle made by brother Yu today is really delicious, but I have to control it, if I eat it again, I will be fatter than Sister Sha’s. ]

[I'm still underage, why should I be tortured by various exams! ]

[Master asked me if I would like to go on a mountain tour with him this summer vacation, I thought about it and still refused.It is still important to study, graduation is the most important thing, early death and early death.Master felt a little sad and beat me up again.It's okay, as long as he's happy. ]

[The cake baked by master is really delicious. I heard that my brother grew up eating this cake when he was a child. ]

…………

[Recently, someone has been secretly stuffing chocolates and cakes under my desk, and I asked the whole class and they all said no.Strange, is that person trying to make me a big fat man? ]

[Chocolate stuffed freak got caught by me!It turned out to be a junior school girl!Although she used to be my classmate and the same age as me, she is now my school girl!She confessed to me that she loves me.I told her that all I had on my mind was my studies, and we were all just 14-year-olds, so we couldn't fall in love early. ]

[It's strange, after the chocolate monster left, there was a love letter monster, I didn't catch anyone.So one day I left a note on the desk, telling her not to like me, to no avail.I never received a love letter after that, which is great. ]

[I asked my brother why someone likes me, obviously I am short and thin.The senior brother said with red eyes that it might be because he has a face that would fall in love early? ]

…………

[Ahhh I'm in college! ! !But when I think about leaving senior brother and brother Yu, I feel a little sad...]

[The new school is really fun. My classmates see me as young and take special care of me.My roommates are so fun and will take me to play games.But I still rejected them, I want to study hard and apply for early graduation. ]

[The application for early graduation was rejected, it must be due to forgetting to wear the amulet given by Master.It doesn't matter, I will redouble my efforts, next time I wear the amulet, I will definitely pass! ]

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[The thesis abused me thousands of times, and I treat the thesis as if I saw it for the first time. ]

[Ah, I'm finally graduating... Brother Yu asked me if I want to take the postgraduate entrance examination, I'm crazy to take it!Then Brother Yu asked me if I wanted to help in his group?I discussed it with my brother, but it didn't work!Brother Yu clearly wants to retire early. People who retire too early and have nothing to do will get Alzheimer's sooner or later! ]

[In order to stop brother Yu from letting me take over his group, the senior brother told me to find something else to do.I have something to do, so Brother Yu won't make any decisions about me.I thought about it for a while, so I told him, or else I should find someone to date and have children, and then I was beaten by my brother.But he's right, I'm two months away from becoming an adult, and I haven't reached the legal marriage age yet. ]

[Senior brother scammed all the money I saved from my private house, saying that it would be used to invest in movies, and that if I made money in the future, I would split it with me.Well, who told him to be my senior brother, take it and take it. ]

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[Ah ah ah senior brother is too ruthless, not only cheated my money, but also scammed me.He asked me to be an extra in his crew, the faceless kind, saying it would save a lot of money. ]

[Today played a dead body for a day on the set.The other corpses all had a big red envelope after the performance, and my brother gave me one too.I am very happy, open it and have a look, one dollar? ? ?Brother, are you still my real brother? ]

[Today is the day of acting as a gangster, the senior brother said that I can’t steal Brother Liang’s aura of the leading role, so he asked the makeup artist to make me black and ugly.I took a photo and sent it to Brother Da Song and Brother Song, but they didn't recognize it.I think the effect that the senior brother wanted has been achieved. ]

[An actor in the film crew temporarily stopped acting, it seems that there is something wrong with his agency contract with his company or something.Brother let me top...]

[I finally played a normal person, so happy!But the headgear given by the makeup artist is too shiny, it's all shiny! ]

[Senior brother catches me and teaches me to act every day whenever he is free. Although it is very tiring, it feels so good to be recognized after the performance...]

[Acting is actually very interesting. Through my own efforts, I have created characters that are different from my own nature. The feeling is really amazing!I want to be an actor. ]

[Oh, I don't have a role today.The brother asked me to go up and play a trick, or the kind that doesn't show my face.Even if it's a sideshow, I will do it well, after all, I also invested money in this movie! ]

[I still don’t have a role today, but I played a bodyguard in sunglasses and a suit.I really don't know why the bodyguards in the movie wear sunglasses, they can't see the road clearly, it's so stupid! ]

[Brother Yu came to visit the class, and the senior brother had an idea, and pulled him to play a role in the role as well.Without showing his face, he just took a picture of the back of the super big boss without showing his face.He's pretty handsome, and has a lot of temperament.No wonder he was able to catch up with his senior brother. ]

[In order to save money, the brothers did not hire martial arts instructors, nor did they hire martial arts replacements.In the end, my martial brother and I were the substitutes. Occasionally, we would ask our bodyguards to replace someone who was particularly strong.Although it is very tiring, my brother and I still feel very happy to be able to save money. ]

[The seniors in the crew are really nice, they always give me snacks and drinks.Unlike senior brother, he didn't even give me a cup of milk tea. ]

[It was originally planned to shoot the last few scenes in Sanlian Temple, our old nest, but later found that the temple on the mountain was not surrounded by electricity, and the place was small, so it was impossible to go in and shoot.Brother was so worried that he almost cried, the budget is not enough to rent a big temple! ]

[The temple problem is solved. Master said that his friend is the abbot of a temple with good conditions, and he can provide us with a place to shoot movies for free.Later, the senior brother said that it is better to let the master's true colors play the role of the master. Originally, the senior brother planned to play the role in old man's makeup.Master agreed, so we went over there to shoot. ]

[Today's play, if you want to show the feeling that you can beat the master but deliberately let the water go, it's really difficult to act!I can't beat Master at all, it's uncomfortable. ]

[Master said my appearance