Master of Three Worlds

In the dead of night, it was dark outside Youxu.The faint moonlight shone on the quilt through the window, Shao Yuan lay on the bed, thinking why he fell into this situation.

He turned his head, and next to him was Haha with the same serious face.

Beside him is Ji Han who is lying on the bed and playing with his mobile phone.The phone light hit Ji Han's face, he didn't know what anecdote he was watching, his expression was serious and nervous, and he didn't blink.

Shao Yuan and Haha sighed simultaneously.

Hearing this sigh, Ji Han moved inside very masterfully, to make more room for Haha and Shao Yuan.

Shao Yuan couldn't help but said, "Can't you stop playing with your phone?"

Ji Han was dazed, hesitantly raised his head from the screen, "Ah? Why don't you play?"

Shao Yuan stared at the ceiling speechlessly, "Sleep well."

Ji Han said, "I always fall asleep while playing with my mobile phone, and I don't make any noise. You sleep on your own."

Haha arched his head aggrievedly at his master, put a paw on Ji Han's waist, and begged Ji Han to let it go.Ji Han was about to refuse, when he saw Shao Yuan's eyes move down, his eyes were very unfriendly.He followed the man's gaze and looked down. It was Haha's dog's paw on his waist.

Haha also saw his claws along the line of sight of the two, felt something was wrong, and retracted his claws silently.

"Ow..."

Ji Han wondered, "I just slept on my bed. Didn't you sleep in it when you were a child? What's wrong? You still feel shy when you grow up?"

Haha shook his head with tears in his eyes, his eyes full of pleading.

Ji Han was a little annoyed, "Okay, okay, you can sleep wherever you like, I don't bother to talk to you."

As soon as the words fell, before Shao Yuan had time to say "no", the usually dignified and cold dog jumped up with a groan as if suffering from mad cow disease. He didn't even get out of the bed, and pushed open the window with his paw. He jumped out of the ground rolling and crawling.

Ji Han looked at the back of his pet with a smile, and snorted lightly, "virtue."

He was about to discuss with Shao Yuan about Haha's strange behavior lately, when he turned around, he saw Shao Yuan lying flat on the other side of the bed, with his hands crossed on his body, his eyes staring at the ceiling, with words written all over his head and toes stiff.

Ji Han was surprised, thinking that he saw his private money hidden on the ceiling, so he imitated him and put on the same pose, looking at the ceiling too.

Nothing.

"What are you looking at?"

Shao Yuan didn't blink, "I'm trying to fall asleep."

Ji Han whispered, "It's not really because of me that I can't sleep, is it? Are you afraid of light when you sleep?"

Shao Yuan didn't say a word.Ji Han sighed, stuffed the phone under the pillow, and the room was completely plunged into darkness.

"Go to sleep, I won't mess with my phone anymore."

The man finally said "um" and closed his eyes, "Good night."

"Good night."

Shao Yuan closed his eyes, but he didn't feel sleepy at all.The posture was so stiff for a long time that his feet were numb, but he didn't dare to move. He closed his eyes and silently recited the Heart Sutra taught by the Bodhisattva in his heart, but his brain was muddled, and he forgot the next sentence. The things in my heart are fragmented in my memory, and I can't remember a complete sentence.

The person next to him suddenly moved towards him.

The man opened his eyes all of a sudden, and looked at Ji Han in astonishment, "What are you doing!"

Ji Han was taken aback by the question, "Get closer to you. My quilt is smaller than the bed, and I just found out that you haven't been covered with a quilt."

Shao Yuan immediately said, "I'm afraid of the heat when I sleep, so I don't cover myself with a quilt."

"Afraid of the heat?" Ji Han frowned, "It's already autumn, Fenghuang has been busy these two days, and he hasn't installed the heating system yet, how cold is it in my courtyard?"

Shao Yuan didn't make a sound, closed his eyes, and just said, "Go to sleep."

After a while, Ji Han sighed again, "Shao Yuan, your legs are really long."

The man closed his eyes and tensed up again.

Ji Han looked at his stretched waist and legs back and forth twice, and sincerely praised: "The proportion of the body is good. It is worthy of the merit of the earth, and the human form it transforms is also so excellent."

He looked at it several times, cuddled and cuddled and approached again, and said, "Your skin is also good, I have discovered it a long time ago, what do you usually use to take care of yourself?"

The hot breath sprayed on the man's neck, Shao Yuan felt that his scalp was about to explode, and said in a deep voice, "If you don't take care of it, you're squeezing me."

"No way, you still have such a big place over there."

Shao Yuan sighed, and was about to resign himself to his fate and move to the side of the bed, when a hand was placed on his collarbone.

Boss Ji's hands have never done any work, and swinging the gourd is the biggest hard work. After each swing, he has to rub it with rose hand cream twice.The ten fingers are slender and soft, like soft silk when they touch it, and when it touches the human body, it makes people tremble.

Shao Yuan took a deep breath, finally opened his eyes, forced himself to look at the greedy Ji Han indifferently, "What are you doing?"

Ji Han said with emotion: "You have a good appearance, perfect muscles and bones, clear texture, and sweet blood. I find that I can always be attracted by your human form."

The man swallowed a mouthful of spit, "Enough."

While talking, he turned over, concealed his uneasy heartbeat with his indifferent back, grabbed the edge of the bed with one hand, and tried his best to bear it.

Unexpectedly, Ji Han stopped behind him for less than five seconds, and suddenly stretched out his hand to poke his waist.

"Brother, your figure is really good, the flesh is firm and elastic, do you usually exercise like ordinary people?"

After Ji Han finished speaking, Shao Yuan suddenly turned around, his eyes were like ink soaked, dark and deep, able to suck people in.

The man's voice was low and hoarse, "In the eyes of Boss Ji, what is this next? A friend? A partner? Or some delicious food?"

Ji Han was about to say "You are my brother", when the man quickly stretched out his hand and covered his mouth.

The palm touches the lips for two-phase softness.

There was a hint of annoyance in the man's eyes that was not difficult to catch, and he said in a deep voice, "Stop mentioning the word brother."

"Ugh—God—what?" Ji Han asked vaguely with his mouth covered.

Shao Yuan seemed to have been electrocuted in the palm of his hand, and he withdrew his hand all of a sudden, saying, "I'm not your brother, and I don't want to be your brother."

Ji Han rolled his eyes, "Then what do you want to do? Mountains, rivers, lakes, and seas? Don't always give me these pedantic things. What exactly are mountains, rivers, lakes, and seas?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the man half an arm away suddenly leaned forward, his breath was approaching, Ji Han couldn't move for a moment, his mind was a little blank, until the man's body covered all the moonlight, and his breath was close to him , his lips were gently covered, and some trembling prints were printed on the tip of his nose.

Shao Yuan whispered: "This is the mountains, rivers, lakes and seas."

Ji Han, "!!!"

Shao Yuan let go of him, then retreated to the side of the bed, closed his eyes, "Go to sleep."

The room was silent, and the air seemed to freeze.Ji Han touched the tip of his nose that had been kissed in disbelief, and turned his head, only to see the sleeping man with his eyes closed secretly blushing.

The blush began to spread from the base of the ears, and went down the cheeks and neck piece by piece.

Ji Han couldn't help poking him, "Hello."

Shao Yuan refused to open his eyes, "Huh?"

"what do you mean?"

"Means nothing."

"What does it mean??"

Shao Yuan finally opened his eyes, heaved a long sigh, and got out of bed.

Ji Han sat up, "Where are you going?"

The man said helplessly: "I'll go home, it won't work if it goes on like this, don't be too willful."

Ji Han was stunned. Wasn't he the victim who was kissed for no reason? Why did he become self-willed?

Seeing that Shao Yuan tidied up his clothes and was about to leave, he suddenly became angry, jumped from the bed directly to the back of the man, wrapped his hands around the man's neck and clung tightly, shouting, "Don't leave!"

Shao Yuan didn't react at all, and felt that a weight was suddenly hung on his back, and one of them couldn't stand still, and fell directly on his back on the bed.

Ji Han was crushed under the body by the man, almost crushed to death, pushed him hard, twisted his hand, but suddenly bumped into something extraordinary.

As if being scalded, the lawless Boss Ji faltered and withdrew his hand abruptly.

The man's face was red and dark, he was too ashamed to say a word, he turned his head and wanted to leave, but Ji Han suddenly yelled, and grabbed him from behind again.

"What are you doing?" Shao Yuan was helpless, half turned his head and asked in a low voice.

"I know what's going on with you!" Ji Han said seriously: "I've seen your disease on TV shows in the human world, you are brother fetish! You like brothers, so you like me!"

"........."

"Isn't it? Is it?"

Shao Yuan was silent for a long time, he broke free from his hand, turned his eyes down and said: "The first half of the sentence is wrong, but the second half is right."

After ten seconds of silence outside Youxu, Ji Han widened his eyes and said in disbelief, "Do you like me?"

Shao Yuan nodded, "En."

"Which one do you like?"

Shao Yuan thought for a while, "The Emperor of Heaven's love for the Queen Mother, the Cowherd's love for the Weaver Girl, if the Three Realms gossip records are true, it is probably the same kind of love Fuxi has for Nuwa."

Ji Han's face was burning hot from what he said, but when he heard the last sentence, he sobered up a little, waved his hands and said, "This kind of gossip should not be spread indiscriminately, especially those two are the creator gods who created you and me, you must respect them."

The man opened his mouth and only said, "My fault."

Boss Ji's eyes were blank, and he stared blankly at the bed sheet for a long time. After a while, he calmed down a bit, patted the bed sheet, and said: "You lie down first, this matter is a bit complicated, let's discuss it carefully. , Think long-term."

Shao Yuan was helpless, "Lie back? Ji Han, you are like a fool in the prehistoric world. After sleeping for thousands of years, you are even more foolish. I can't tell you, I'm leaving."

"stop!"

The man stops.

Ji Han didn't know where his temper came from, and he stood by the bed and said righteously: "I don't care what your situation is, but there are some things we have to explain in advance."

The man's eyes dimmed, and he lowered his eyes, "Say it."

Ji Han rubbed his nose again and again, almost scratching his skin, swallowed, and said: "I, Ji Han, traveled the Three Realms, I am an upright person, upright and majestic. Although people always criticize me as treacherous and cunning, but When I do business, I pay attention to the fairness of the transaction, the payment of the money and the goods, and no mutual debt.”

Shao Yuan felt a chill in his heart when he heard it, and said "Yes", "I can see it."

"So, we are now a partnership, you kissed me, it can't just end like this."

The man finally took a deep breath and raised his eyes, "So?"

Ji Han opened his mouth and said seriously: "I chose you as my partner because I trusted you, but you secretly fell in love with me behind my back and even kissed me, which is very unfair to me. Two Lu — or, you lose my trust, turn right when you go out, and don’t send me off, and then we will break up with each other, and you will use your hard-earned partnership to compensate me for my losses, money and goods.”

The cold wind blew in along the window, Shao Yuan felt that he was completely cold from head to toe.Ji Han is really capable, the snow-capped mountains at the end of the sky and the water of the Wangchuan River are not as cold as his words.

Shao Yuan was silent for a full 2 ​​minutes, then asked in a low voice, "What about the second road?"

"The second way." Ji Han put on a straight face, took a step forward, and said very seriously: "The second way, you also let me kiss you, we will pay both money and goods, and we will not owe each other! "