Master of Three Worlds

There was silence inside and outside the house, Fat Que lay dead on the ground and pretended to be dead, Haha secretly poked his head out of the window.

Ji Han rubbed the tears in the corners of his eyes, and hummed: "Are you deaf? I asked you to carry me to the bed, I can't move! Can you understand?"

The man standing behind him seemed to hesitate for a while, Ji Han was so angry that he thumped the sofa, "Is there anyone else who can hear me! Phoenix! Haha! Where are they all dead!"

"I hug you." The man whispered.

The sound of banging on the sofa suddenly stopped, Shao Yuan supported Ji Han under his shoulder blades with one hand, and passed under his knee with the other hand, and hugged the slender Boss Ji in his arms without much effort.

The fat sparrow outside the window suddenly turned over and sat up, ran to the bottom of the window, flapped its wings and flew to the edge of the window, staring hard at Doudou to see his boss being hugged by the princess.

Ji Han has never been hugged before, and he feels very comfortable with his feet off the ground, but he doesn't understand why Shao Yuan clenched his fists with both hands, so he is not stable at all.

So he had to be self-reliant, grabbed the man's neck with both hands, and worked hard to strengthen his posture.

"Go slowly, your back hurts!" He ordered hypocritically.

Shao Yuan took a deep breath, "Okay."

The distance from the sofa to the bed was less than three meters. Shao Yuan was commanded by Ji Han to move steadily in small steps for a full minute.

Go to the bed and put the person down.

Ji Han looked at the sweat on the man's sideburns, curled his lips and said, "I didn't expect your body to be so weak, I'm so light, you can't take two steps with me in your arms."

The man raised his eyebrows and said meaningfully: "If I were really hypocritical, I wouldn't be sweating."

"Huh?" Ji Han froze for a moment, wanting to say that you said the wrong thing, that you would be so tired that you would sweat after hugging me for a while.However, just as he was about to speak, Shao Yuan waved his hand, as if he didn't want to continue the topic, and said in a low voice, "Lie down, let me look at your waist for you."

"Hmm." Ji Han thought, maybe this guy doesn't want to be told that he is in poor health, so he can understand.

As for my brothers, it's not good to expose others' faults too much, so I have to save face.

Ji Han lamented his kindness and generosity in his heart, while lifting up his shirt, revealing a slender waist, and laying it on the bed in white strips.

This twist was not light, the muscles on the side of the waist were visibly stiff, and even a little hot, red and swollen.

Ji Han hummed pretentiously, "It hurts, it hurts. I'm afraid I'm going to die, right? Phoenix, let it double the bill of Youfu!"

Fenghuang really seemed to be dead, standing on the window sill without moving a bit, not even the sound of breathing.

Ji Han had no choice but to call out to Shao Yuan again, looking at his bed sheet and said, "Shao Yuan, why are you still again? Hurry up, if there are any miraculous medicines and magic tricks, I will use them all. I will hate you when the treasure comes to use." , I'm going to die of pain right now."

Shao Yuan let out an "oh".

The man seemed a little flustered. He reached into his trouser pocket and fumbled for a long time, but everything he found was wrong.

The first thing I touched was a sock embroidered with gold silk.

Tuck it back.

The second time I touched a box of slapping sugar pills.

Tuck it back.

The third time he touched a gem-studded watch, it was a commemorative gift for the full moon of "acquaintance" that he had planned to give to Ji Han in two days.

Tuck it back.

The pockets full of treasures made mistakes frequently today, Ji Han moaned louder and louder, Shao Yuan's hands began to tremble uncontrollably, and the sweat on his temples became more and more dense.

Ji Han finally couldn't take it anymore, turned his head while controlling his waist, and glared at him angrily, "What are you doing? Can you hurry up! I'm in pain!"

Shao Yuanmu licked his lips with a grimace, looked at him for a moment, and said, "Why don't you put down your clothes first, and I'll look for them."

Ji Han looked confused, "You are looking for your medicine, why should I leave my clothes?"

"I'm afraid you'll catch a cold." The man swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked at his nose, nose, and heart, and said cheekily: "After flashing to the waist, there will be local redness, swelling and fever. When the wind blows at this time, it is easy to paralyze the whole body."

"Really?" Ji Han frowned suspiciously, seeing Shao Yuan's serious face, he reluctantly believed it, and dragged off his clothes indiscriminately.

Shao Yuan took a deep breath, and finally found the right thing from his trouser pocket - a bottle of universal safflower oil.According to Taibai Laojun, this thing can push back a bag as big as a bulging head.

As soon as the lid was unscrewed, Ji Han smelled the smell of medicine, and pulled his clothes up again.

Shao Yuan held his breath, rubbed the medicated oil in the palm of his hand to warm it up, and stuck it on. After the medicated oil was absorbed for a few seconds, he slowly pushed it away on Ji Han's waist, and began to massage.

I don't know if it was because of the heat from the medicinal oil, but the man's palms were so hot that when they touched Ji Han's waist, both of them felt burning.

Ji Han hissed a few times, and said: "The medicine from the heaven is good, there is no severe pain as imagined, just a fever."

Shao Yuan gave a dull "hmm" with his nose behind him.

After being pressed for a while, Ji Han felt that the situation was a little better, and there was really no pain except that it was so hot that it was about to explode.He took a deep breath, raised one hand and rubbed his eyes, and said, "Your hands are quite big."

The man paused, "Your waist is pretty thin too."

"That's not true." Boss Ji's back pain stopped, and he regained his energy. He smiled happily and said, "According to the current aesthetics of the human world, I have a willow waist, which looks good! I was idle looking at the history of the human world before, and my heart I think it’s a good thing I didn’t wake up in the Tang Dynasty, otherwise I would definitely be disgusted by the mortals at that time.”

Shao Yuan was silent for a while, and only said in a low voice: "No, no matter whether you are fat or thin, you are always good-looking."

Ji Han then smiled with satisfaction: "My good brother, you are so sweet. The grandchildren in the Three Realms have never praised me sincerely."

Shao Yuan was reprimanded by his "good brother", almost didn't turn over, and closed his mouth.

After rubbing my waist for a while, all the medicated oil was rubbed in.Shao Yuan raised his hand and saw that there was a piece of shiny pink on Ji Han's white waist, which was so cute as hell.Look at the palm of my hand again, it is fiery red, swollen and swollen revealing the beating of my heart.

Ji Han turned his head to look, and smiled, "What's the matter, are you transferring the disease from my waist to the palm of your hand?"

With a serious face, Shao Yuan silently lowered his arms and hid his hands in his sleeves.

Ji Han breathed a sigh of relief, supported his waist and slowly turned over on the bed, looked at the ceiling and said: "Finally, the pain is gone, I have never suffered such a crime, it tortured me to death."

The man said "hmm", "Thanks for your hard work."

"It's been hard work." Ji Han yawned carelessly, sat up and moved around, and found that his waist didn't hurt at all, and he immediately felt happy and comfortable.He got off the bed and said, "Go to sleep, I guess I'll need another day's money tomorrow. I'll take a shower first, wait for me?"

Obviously, it is normal to arrange the bathing in order, but Shao Yuan always feels as if he has heard something extraordinary.The man's ears turned red, he hurriedly looked away, and said, "Oh."

"You guy, today is weird." Ji Han gave him a white look, and pulled the towel from the shelf, "I'll be soon, if you are tired, just lie on the bed and wait for me."

Shao Yuan nodded dumbly, "Okay."

"By the way, I'm used to sleeping inside by the window, you sleep outside."

The man's face became even more dull, "Okay."

Boss Ji rushed into the bathroom stepping on his slippers, and as soon as the door closed, there was the sound of splashing water in a short while.

The fat bird on the window sill sighed, resigned to its fate, turned back into a human form, and ran to the back to boil water.Ji Han's habit of bathing is quite old-fashioned. He doesn't like the water from the water heater, saying that it has a strange smell, and he must use Fenghuang fire and bamboo to boil the water himself.

When Boss Ji took a bath, Fenghuang was so tired that he was sweating profusely, and the bamboo outside had to fall down two rows.

There was the sound of water splashing in the bathroom, and the sound of the phoenix splitting bamboo came from the backyard. For a moment, only Shao Yuan, who was sitting on the bed, and Haha, who was leaning on the window sill, were left.

Shao Yuan stared silently for a while, then struggled and said, "Do you think your boss is a little too sweet?"

Haha nodded seriously.

"It's more exaggerated than before."

Haha was a little hesitant when he heard the words.Shao Yuan remembered, "Oh", and said, "I forgot, you weren't there at that time."

Haha nodded again.

The man let out a long sigh. Hearing the sound of splashing water in the bathroom and Ji Han's tone-deaf humming, he asked melancholy: "I feel a little mysterious tonight. Is there still time if I propose to go back to my home now?" ?”

Haha tilted his head—what's the reason?

Shao Yuan thought for a while, "I just said that the faucet in my house was not turned off."

Haha shook his head - you are not short of this money.

Shao Yuan added, "Then I can pretend to dislike his bed."

Haha stretched out a paw from the window, and poked on Ji Han's bed—Boss Ji has always had the attributes of a dead house. When he was free, he would lie on the bed, watch dramas and play games. This bed was made so comfortable by him , and it is spacious enough for three or four people to sleep.

Shao Yuan was a little melancholy, disturbed his neat hairstyle irritably, and said, "Or else I'd say, I'm not used to sleeping in the same bed as others!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped, the door was pushed open a crack, and Ji Han stuck his head out.

Along with it came out a white mist.The fog cleared, and along the crack of the door, Boss Ji's gleaming legs could be seen.

While stroking his dripping hair, Ji Han asked loudly, "What are you talking about? You're not used to sleeping in the same bed as someone else?"

Shao Yuan swallowed his mouth and spit, and said, "Yes! I want to go back."

Ji Han laughed, "Stop talking! What is our relationship?"

Shao Yuan was dumbfounded, "What's the relationship?"

"Dear brother! How can a dear brother be classified as 'others'? Don't worry, I sleep very honestly."

Shao Yuan, "..."

Ji Han showed a warm and hospitable smile, turned his head back to the bathroom, and slammed the door from the inside.

Fenghuang was almost exhausted from breathing fire outside, and shouted, "Boss! Are you done washing?"

Ji Han also yelled loudly from the bathroom, "It's finished washing! You continue to burn, and Shaoyuan will wash it later!"

Fenghuang outside the room rolled his eyes and almost burned himself.

Ji Han finally dried his body and hair, came out wrapped in a big towel, and raised his chin at Shao Yuan, "Here you are."

Shao Yuan blushed suspiciously, and walked slowly into the bathroom.Ji Han sat down on the bed, wiped his hair and asked Haha, who was leaning on the window next to him, "What's wrong with him?"

Haha shook his head blankly.

"I always feel that he is hesitant to speak...and you, why do I feel that you have something to say to me?"

Haha shook his head desperately.

According to Ji Han's understanding of his favorite pet, this is a cute, cute and straightforward dog who can't lie, and his characteristics are very obvious when he lies, such as now.

So Boss Ji narrowed his eyes sinisterly, "Don't pretend to be stupid, hurry up and tell the truth, what are you going to do?"

Haha looked into the bathroom in a panic, as if wanting to ask for help.Ji Han blocked its sight with his body, "Don't think that Shao Yuan will help you talk! You little bastard, if someone gives you a few pieces of meat, you will recognize your relatives. If this continues, you will not even recognize your master!"

Haha groaned when he heard the words, he was so wronged that he just wanted to cry.

Shao Yuan took a bath in the bathroom while listening to Ji Han's torture outside, haha, his heart was in a mess after taking a bath.He cleaned himself up as fast as he could in case the bathroom got too hot and he passed out.After taking a shower, I was too embarrassed to use Ji Han's towel, so I dried my body with toilet paper and put it back into my original clothes.

It was only after he put on his clothes and pants that he remembered that there were many new handkerchiefs in his trouser pockets that could be used to wipe his body, but he forgot.

So the man was even more confused, and pushed the door out with a blank mind. Outside the house, Fenghuang was so tired that he fell to the ground, and inside the room, Ji Han was relentlessly tortured through the window haha.

Hearing the voice of the man coming out, Ji Han turned around and asked with a smile: "Did it tell you something bad about me just now? I always feel that this little bastard is hiding something from me."

"It..." Shao Yuan was at a loss for words, and slowly regained his composure, and met the begging Haha.

In the blink of an eye, an inspiration like an electric shock surged into my heart, and two nerve endings that shouldn't be connected together suddenly formed a bridge. The man patted his thigh and said, "Oh, yes! Haha, I just told me that it recently I really want to cling to you! It wants to sleep with you all night!"

Ji Han: "Huh?"

Haha: "Oh??????"

Shao Yuan nodded out of conscience, "Yes! It's too embarrassed to tell you!"

"Is that so..." Ji Han frowned in confusion, and looked back at Gou Zi who was about to cry, always feeling that something was wrong, but seeing Shao Yuan's firm face, he felt embarrassed to doubt it.

In fact, he always felt that Shao Yuan was a face-saving person, and he always thought that he could connect with Haha. If he told the other party to misinterpret Haha's meaning, he would probably feel very sad.

In order to save the good brother's face, Boss Ji kindly gave in again.

He gave Haha a "wronged you" look, reached out and touched Haha's head, and said, "Okay, the three of us will sleep together tonight. Haha, in the middle of your sleep, you will be favored on both sides."