Tutoring colleagues - doomed

"I'm going on a field mission this month, and I probably don't have much time to go home. Although I'm really sorry, my child can only trouble you! If you want to curse, please curse Li Baoen who assigned me the mission!"

So, so smoothly (?), the only daughter of the Liudao family, the intended eldest daughter, Liudao Xiaoyi, who is now 1 years old, was handed over by her mother to her father's apprentice Fran.

Xiao Yi looks more like his mother, with the same dark blue hair as his father, but fortunately the hairstyle is a very common younger sister's cut.The blue eyes are probably also inherited from his father, and fortunately both of them are blue.As for whether there will be a second or third color in the future, it depends on her.Generally speaking, Xiaoyi is just a very cute, very pink, very natural, and very innocent child of one and a half years old.

But obviously, Fran, who was forcibly branded as a nanny, didn't think so.Looking at the limp wriggling little girl in her hand, it was like witnessing a monster crawling out from the depths of a cave.

The appearance of this brat is simply a combination of his two nemesis!Ah, I really want to throw her away...

"Hey, brat." Fran hugged Xiaoyi Liudao, his dead fish eyes met those of pure big eyes, "You made me miss the movie, at least show me a dead face that is as interesting as the movie."

Xiao Yi sucked his fingers, tilted his head, stared at Fran without blinking, and then—snapped, touched Fran's face with his saliva-stained hand.

&×%￥￥＠#￥#&&! ! !

"Big brother, how beautiful?" Xiaoyi smiled happily, jumping happily in Fran's arms, completely unaware that the boy who was holding her was only a few seconds away from his sanity collapse.

...he cannot be the only one to suffer.

Fran decided to take the kid back to Varian.

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Children are angels and demons.

When it's cute, it's an angel, and when it's not cute, it's a devil.

When Fran first met him, he irresponsibly thought that the kid was quite cute, but he immediately experienced the powerful attack power unique to children on the spiritual level.Of course, children's physical attack power is also very powerful, but to Fran, who is a member of Varian, it is just a trivial matter.

"Little Fran..." Lucilia couldn't see any surprise on her face due to the shade covered by the sunglasses, but her tone was a little subtle, and she looked back and forth between Fran and Xiao Yi several times, " Is that so? People still think you're a child... Your grandma would be so happy if she was alive... Ah, grandma, look, it's your Fran's first child Woolen cloth."

"Stop your idle delusions, senior shemale. If you still have the so-called brain, you should remember that this is the child of me's master."

"Ah..." Luslia held back her tears, "It seems to be yes, why did you bring it here?"

"That's because the female orangutan is going to perform a mission, and it may not be done within a month, and the pineapple master is not around, so she shamelessly threw it to me."

"Oh? Then she won't look for her mother? She won't start crying when she gets tired from playing, right? They can't handle it!"

"How do I know that?" Fran replied irresponsibly while breaking away the chubby hand who was playing with his face.

At this time, Squalo came in from the outside, and saw Xiaoyi Liudao who was held in Fran's arms at first glance, "Fran, what is that thing in your hand?!"

When Xiaoyi saw Squalo, his eyes sparkled at first, and then he immediately abandoned Fran, regardless of whether the other party would catch her, and bravely flew over to Squalo's embrace.

"--Mother!"

Although this person looks different from his mother, but they all have long hair, Xiaoyi can't figure it out, but let's hold on for a while~

My child, your mother will be sad if she knows that you think so.

"Pfft." Fran laughed generously, and Squalo's blood vessel burst with a puff, and the sword immediately stabbed Fran's head mercilessly.

"Fran! Now, immediately, take this brat away! Or I'll beat you from a two-legged primate to a legless amphibian juvenile!" The culprit growled.

Except for Xanxus who ignores everything when he is asleep, and Mamon and Levi who are out on missions, the rest of Varian's cadres were all attracted by Squalo's roar, and they all laughed when they saw the wonderful appearance of someone and a child non-stop.

"Hee hee hee, stupid shark, your look is so perfect! It suits you very well."

"What are you laughing at?" After Squalo yelled at Bell, he immediately turned his head and yelled at Fran, "Fran, you bastard! What do you think of Varian?! Take the child and go back to your house to get enough! Hurry up! I'm going to fuck off!"

"Eh—?" Flan protested with a long voice, "but me is still a minor. Isn't a mature and reliable senior like Senior more experienced in taking care of children? Just treat her as Senior Bell." Now, let’s relive the warm process of domesticating the fierce prince. 'Mo? Mom' Sang?"

Also deliberately put the accent on "mother".

This guy!

The anger soared to the highest value in an instant, and Squalo, who was not good at suppressing his anger, slammed the table up, and then fell to the ground suddenly.The loud noise was really unbearable to turn his head away from his miserable state.

Naturally, the murderer was Xiaoyi Liudao who was sitting next to him, tightly pulling his hair.

"Hey..." Squalo was as gloomy as a ghost in both his voice and his face, and he held Liudao Xiaoyi in front of him like a chicken, "If you don't want to die, let me go!"

Xiao Yi blinked and blinked again.Then, the brows began to wrinkle slowly, and the mouth shrunk down.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"!"

The sonic attack that children are best at appeared——! !

Squalo frowned, gave a sullen "tsk", let go and threw Xiao Yi back on the sofa, while he sat beside him with a very stinky face, letting Xiao Yi continue to grab his hair.

"Squalo is so gentle~ I want you to treat me like this~"

"Hee hee, stupid shark is really feminine."

"If you want to talk about your feelings, only this sentence is the most suitable: You really deserve to be a senior, a good wife and mother, goodjob!"

But after a pause, the audience watching the show started to tease him again.The trio of Varian watching a good show and complaining completely ignored Squalo's darker and darker face, and the more they talked, the happier they were.

Besides--

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

Liudao Xiaoyi also cried more and more emotionally.

"What's the matter this time..." Squalo, whose ears were severely damaged, almost touched his forehead.

Fran dug her ears, not intending to coax her, "Why are you crying, if there is that kind of salt, why not take it to the kitchen for seasoning."

Wow, what a cold-blooded, vicious and ruthless nanny.

"Did you pee your pants?" Lusilia leaned forward and touched the little one, "The truth is that there is no, that means you are hungry? The little guy told auntie, what do you want to eat?"

Unaware that his innocence has been buried in the hands of perverts and monsters, Xiaoyi immediately stopped crying when he heard Luslia say that, looked at Fran with tears in his eyes, and ordered dishes quickly and clearly, "I want mashed potatoes, I want rice, I want corn soup."

This child will definitely be terrible in the future.

"I'm looking at you, Fran~"

"Looking at you, Frog."

"Watching you, Fran!"

Fran's slumped face really expressed his depression this time.

What the hell is going on with this kid, that he even decided to let him go?Can he let her fend for herself...

"Come on, don't mind the fact that it doesn't fill your stomach at all, eat, eat." Fran used illusion to create a table of delicious food, with a perfunctory expression, a perfunctory tone, and even more perfunctory movements, and he took a spoonful of it Mashed potatoes stuffed into Xiaoyi's mouth.

"Bah." Xiao Yi spat it out without even chewing it, and stared at Fran like a villain, "I want mashed potatoes, I want rice, I want corn soup, I want ice cream!"

"I want mashed potatoes~" Fran used the illusion to make mashed potatoes into a ball, turning into a small mashed potato figurine, with a big frog on its head.The little mashed potato man started squirting mashed potato bombs at Fran.

"Begging for rice~" The little rice person sprayed rice grains at Fran.

"I want corn soup~" The little water figure sprayed water at Fran.

"I want ice cream—!!" The triple attack came together.

Both the attack and the menu have been upgraded.

This little attack couldn't catch up to Fran at all, but the mental attack that came with it was terrifying.

"Wow ha ha ha ha -! You're too bad! Frog, you are so bad!"

"If you want me to say, this child will definitely be terrible in the future..."

"Oh, little Fran, she has treated you like this, why don't you teach this child a lesson?"

Fran wiped his face, everything dissipated like mist, and a trace of helplessness and depression could be heard in the calm tone, "Before I left, the female orangutan warned me that if this brat lost any hair , she made me lose my whole head. Even me doesn't know what Master Pineapple will do afterwards."

"Listen, it sounds scary..."

That's why he said that this brat is a combination of his two nemesis, even the destructive power is a combination.

Ahh, children are really scary...

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The problem of eating was finally solved, but at night there was another big trouble.

"... Which of us will help her take a bath?"

Several grown men and a minor male looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Why don't I just leave it to me - oops!" Luslia was sanctioned by Squalo's iron fist before she finished speaking.

"Why don't we just leave it to the female players?" Bell suggested.

"Do you think I haven't thought about it? But can those women in the team really be called women? Whenever they feel upset, they shoot with guns and slash with knives, even if they really like brats, so what? Wait until they get offended It's crazy, the kid has probably turned into minced meat. Besides..." Squalo pointed to Xiaoyi Liudao who was nestled in Fran's arms and stared at them. Get Fran close."

It was obvious that she had identified him as her mother, but when she threw herself on him while eating, she accidentally touched his chest, and this brat turned his back on him.He wants to turn his face even more, okay!

When Squalo said this, everyone looked at Fran.

"...Can I get rid of her?" Fran didn't know how many times she said this sentence today.

"No, how can you shirk what you promised to others. Little Fran, just help her take a bath. Anyway, if you don't wash today, you will have to get used to it in the next month. This is the first step on the ladder to adulthood." , You have to climb up step by step by yourself."

"Why is it so obscene when you say this from the mouth of a ladyboy senior? Besides, how did me skip dating and marriage and directly enter the parenting stage? The seniors actually have the nerve to ask Me, a pure boy, to give the baby girl a bath?! Usually before entering the swimming pool, Don’t you have to splash water on your feet to let your heart adapt? Me’s heart is made of glass!”

"Who cares if your heart is made of glass or plastic, anyway, hurry up and take her to take a bath and sleep!"

Squalo kicked, and the world was quiet.

"...Did I say too many bad things about Master Pineapple and got retribution?"

Fran looked at the sky speechlessly, while Liudao Xiaoyi in his arms was so excited when he heard that he could go to play in the water, he kicked his little feet wildly.

"Today I'm going to say bye to Chunjie, alas..."

His sorrow flowed like a river, and the glass heart was flushed out of the crack.

After finally giving Liudao Xiaoyi a bath, throwing her on the bed and covering her with a quilt, Fran can finally lie down and rest.

Looking at the little kid next to him who was laughing so much that his saliva was dripping out, Fran felt very empty when he thought about the scene he would wake up every morning for the next month.

"Oh, this kind of life will last for another month..."

Suddenly, his face was lightly patted.Turning his head, Fran's face was almost polluted by Liudao Xiaoyi's saliva.

"Story! Xiaoyi wants to hear a story!"

...Can I spank her ass?OK?

"Don't lean closer, even if you don't fart, me can already feel the invasion of bacteria." Fran threw the quilt over, Xiao Yi was suddenly hit by the heavy quilt and fell on the bed, unable to turn over.Fran happened to be having a good time.

The little one who couldn't push off the quilt saw the bedtime story and was about to fly away, and when his mouth was deflated, he was about to use a sonic attack, "Wooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Fran covered Xiaoyi's mouth with his sharp eyes and hands, his eyes became more and more dull, "I have convinced you, please don't cry."

Want to hear a story?Well, come on!

"Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl whose mother died when she was very young. Her father married her a stepmother and brought her two older sisters. From then on, the girl was forced to put on old gray clothes and wear them every day. The sun rises and the sunset returns, and there is no bed to sleep in, so she has to sleep in the ashes by the stove. This poor girl, although she is nicknamed Cinderella, her real name is Qian Si Shi Wu It’s your mother—ooohoo!”

"--ah!"

In the middle of the speech, Liudao Xiaoyi suddenly became excited for some reason, and the chubby hand waved around, hitting Fran's eye once, and the pain caused him to burst into tears.Fran decided not to take it any longer, and reached out to grab Liudao Xiaoyi who was crawling on him.

"Father!" Xiao Yi happily shouted to Fran, still not knowing that a fart crisis was coming.

"It's useless to call me Grandpa." Fran grabbed Xiaoyi's clothes, pressed her on her lap, and raised her evil right hand high.

But at this moment-

"Oh, what are you doing, Fran?"

Fran has become a dead fish eye.

"I didn't do anything..." It means you appeared before you could do anything.

"Really? I thought you were trying to hit her. Did I blame you?"

The man standing by the window had a gentle smile on his face. The bright moonlight fell on him, coating his whole body with a faint halo. Under the hazy night, he looked like the incarnation of a charming night fairy.

But Fran used his personality as a guarantee, and his master definitely rehearsed a thousand and one ways to kill him in his mind.

"It's Master, you misunderstood. How could I beat someone when I'm so kind and kind?" If you want to die, you have to deny it.

"You child is really..." Liudao Mukuo sighed in a half-true way.

His intention of coming here was not to cause trouble for Fran, and he was not in a hurry at this moment, so he would make a note of this matter first, and let Fran pay it back later.What's more, wouldn't it be more interesting to educate him gently and kindly in the future until he said "I was wrong before"?

Liudaoke smiled wickedly, but the smile became gentle immediately. He walked to the bed and picked up Xiao Yi who almost rolled out of bed, "Abandoned by mother? What a poor child."

"Father!" Xiao Yi, with red hearts floating all over his body, hugged Liu Dao Mu's neck and slapped Liu Dao Mu's face twice, "Take Xiao Yi home! Go home! Xiao Yi wants to eat porridge!"

Is the result still for myself...

Now Fran really felt that this child would definitely have a great future.

"Oh, you still want to eat at such a late hour? This is not the behavior of a good boy."

If you really want to eat, then let me eliminate the excess in your abdominal cavity, so that you won't be hungry.

—Fran continued in his mind.

This sentence was said to him by the pineapple master a long time ago when he was so hungry.It once caused great trauma to his young mind.He believed that even if the object became a daughter, Master Pineapple would still—

"You can only eat a small bowl. If you eat too much, you will not be able to fall asleep. It is also very hard for Dad to coax you to sleep."

Also, also... the same...

This is totally different! ! ! !What kind of discrimination is this! ! ! !

Never thought that Mr. Pineapple, who has always only smiled viciously, would one day treat others with sincerity and gentleness, and rush back immediately after knowing that his daughter was left behind. Fran only felt that his eyes were about to be blinded.Sure enough, daughters and apprentices are of different levels? !

Liu Dao Mu, who launched a powerful mental attack, was not in the mood to care whether the apprentice was sad or something else, picked up Xiao Yi, turned and left.The little pair had a good impression of this beautiful brother who had been playing with her all day, and waved the chubby hand before leaving.

"Brother, Xiaoyi will come to play with you, wait for Xiaoyi?"

You better never come again!

That night, Fran hid under the blanket, silently mending his glass boy heart that was completely shattered by his master.

The author has something to say: Only after writing did I realize that the focus of this chapter is not on Fran, but on Liu Dao Mu, the silly father!