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"Hurry up and let your servant of the volute shell undo the magic cast on me, you bastard fallen prince who killed a thousand knives!"

The female voice that Shiwu was very familiar with kept yelling and cursing the vulgar words that she would never say on weekdays. The usual indifference and nobleness were completely gone. At this moment, Shiwu realized that her sister turned out to be an active volcano.

However, it wasn't the discovery of another side of her sister that made Tomogi froze in the posture of pushing away the grass.but—

Yiya was wearing an extremely luxurious red tutu skirt at this time, sitting on a shell-shaped seat that appeared in her courtyard at some time, her body was fixed in an extremely provocative posture, her beautiful white legs with graceful lines Knees raised, the angle between the hem of the skirt and the legs lifted by her movement is so subtle that it is simply criminal.

"Why mention another man's name in front of me? Never mind that irritating servant, let us sink together."

That's right—it wasn't Yiya's new image that made Shiwu feel struck by lightning, but another person beside her.A gorgeously dressed blond young man sat down next to his sister, his upper body was almost close to Yiya's, with one hand resting on the shell seat, and the other hand slowly resting on the beautiful legs that crossed his body. wandering, with a tendency to move upwards.

"Among the fiery roses, your girlish slender and white ankles are like deadly poison. I know it's a taboo, but it still makes me want to kiss..."

The blond-haired young man took out a crystal clear glass shoe and put it on Yiya's anklet, as a matter of course - it didn't fit.He froze for a moment, then raised his smile again: "I never expected that you would endure such great pain in order to participate in the ball, and only you like this can make me receive the love as strong as a knife."

It must have been stuck in the head.

"Forget about this vulgar and rough glass shoe, come back to the palace with me, I believe we will be able to live happily together forever."

"One more word, I'll kill you!" Enduring the indescribable humiliation, Yiya's expression and eyes were full of strong killing intent.

"Ah, hatred is sometimes a form of intense love, and you really make me quite...excited." The golden-haired prince narrowed his gray eyes slightly, and his eyes slid down bit by bit with a certain deceptive meaning, It seemed to be licking Yiya's whole body.

...What the hell is going on here! !

Tomogi stared dumbfounded at the strange scene not far away.

... Is that combination of bard and pervert the prince Lancelot of this country?If he really has an unmatched beauty, that blond hair is as radiant as his perverted attributes.In the quiet dense forest, the men and women entangled in extremely ambiguous poses are really... chills down the spine.

"I have to say that your sister's figure is much better than yours, and your front and back are like two parallel lines." Mukuro leaned closer to Togiri's ear, and suddenly commented.

"It's not your turn to care about my figure... No, no!" Thanks to the devil's harsh words, Tomogi finally recovered from his petrified state, and immediately reached out to grab the long dark blue hair floating beside him, "You don't hurry to save the master's sister!"

"Master's head, you are clearly a dog." Mui rescued the baby's long hair from Shiwu's hands with distress, gave her a hard look, and then resumed his defiant smile, "However, as the master, he is also obliged to satisfy the pet's needs." Request, I happen to have a question to ask His Royal Highness over there."

The crisp finger snap sounded again.Accompanied by a gust of wind, Shiwu suddenly flew from the flat ground into the sky, and then rushed straight in the direction of Yiya and the blond prince.

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Swooping down at a speed comparable to that of a rocket, while Shiwu screamed in his heart, resisting the urge to be dizzy, he used his unimaginable crisis explosive power to pick up Yiya, and beat the golden retriever prince to eat shit .Then, the two fell into the grass seven or eight meters away together.

Ten Wu, with a super-resistant physique, got up immediately as if nothing happened, "Sister, are you okay?!"

"Bah, bah, bah! I'm fine..." Yiya quickly spat out the leaves in her mouth, and then realized that she could move, "Huh? The magic of the volute horn demon has failed?"

"It was the Lord Demon I summoned who helped me. Let's not talk about this, sister, what's going on? How could Prince Lancelot be with you, and it's still the kind of..."

"How is it possible! When Mom came back, she happened to see the fallen prince walking into the house with a group of servants swaggeringly, so she ordered me to lead them into the trap set by Mom. Although the servants were all caught, who knew this The pervert actually has a demon follower, and this pervert even pulled me to say nonsense about 'destiny' and 'love at first sight' inexplicably, and then..." Yiya was so angry that he couldn't continue, and picked up the leftover The dagger was about to rush forward, "An unprecedented shame!"

"Calm down, calm down!" Ten Wu hurriedly pulled her back, "Master Devil, what are you doing, come and help me!"

"Master Devil?" Lancelot, who had stood up again in a perfect posture, flicked his blond hair, turned his head to look at Mukuro, who was leaning on the tree trunk with his arms folded, "Are you the enemy that that boring devil yearns for?"

Muke dug his ears and didn't listen to him at all: "Your opening remarks are just as boring, so stop talking nonsense and just call Skylark out."

"Master Devil! What are you thinking, silence... No, escape is the most important thing now!"

Mukuro threw Tomogiri's words directly on her face: "I am the number one devil in the devil world, how many times do I have to say it before you remember? Humans have physiological boundaries, but this devil's dictionary But there is no word 'impossible'."

You know very little vocabulary.

Just when Touwu was about to complain like this, a gust of wind suddenly blew in the woods, blowing so hard that Touwu couldn't open his eyes.Opening his eyes again, a very huge bird appeared in front of his eyes, with fluffy yellow feathers, a chubby body, and a very cute looking big bird, occupying most of the sky.

"The number one devil in the devil world? Hmph, a useless guy who can only brag about himself."

An extremely cruel male voice came out from the big bird. The human voice has nothing to do with the eight lifetimes of birds.

Compared with the wide-eyed Shiwu, Mukui seems to be used to this, and the old god taunted back: "I just wonder why you signed a contract with humans, you were confused by the thunder rays that live on the bottom of the sea. huh, Skylark?"

lark?Is this big bird a big devil with the same reputation as Lord Devil?It looks cute, yes, but can the devil world be conquered with cuteness...

Phew-beep beep!Suddenly, two dead rays of light shot out from the big black eyes of the cute big bird, directly hitting Mukui, turning the nearby grass inside and out, and the flames blazed up.Against the backdrop of the continuously steaming heat waves, Big Bird's cute face was suddenly covered with a shadow that only a big boss would have.

"I approached that idiot over there just to compete with you. You were the first to make a contract with humans, right?"

"Anything is fine." In the middle of a sea of ​​flames, the unscathed Mukuro yawned, "You are so weak even when you are angry, no wonder I was beaten so badly that your nose was bruised and your face was swollen."

Before Shiwu roared out, another burst of indiscriminate lightning shot down from the sky, and Shiwu, who was just a tiny human being, immediately hugged his head and shrank into a ball.

"Don't provoke him, bastard!"

"If you want to say something, you will say it without hesitation, and you will completely follow your instincts and live as you please. This is the most natural posture that a creature should have. This is not the privilege of humans, and demons are of course the same. So—— "

A black flame suddenly shot out from Muku's body, strange black lines appeared on the right side of his body, and the number in the bright red right eye seemed to change.He burst out with a terrifying murderous aura.

"When you want to fight, you will follow your inner desire until only one person is left standing."

Facing Muku's provocation, the other party also gave a murderous and enthusiastic response: "Hmph, I'm afraid that your body, an overindulgent waste, will be beaten to pieces by this weak attack."

The situation is like a life that has suddenly become poor and destitute, ignoring Togari's wishes, and developing in the direction of deterioration.In this way, the two great demons fought in the woods under a sunny and clear sky, enough to burn her home to the ground.

"Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa better C than Clarity than Shi Wu screams, dragging Yi Ya to flee around.

This is not a joke, if it is touched by those seemingly harmless and fluttering bright yellow feathers, it will definitely be smashed to pieces like the woods behind her, there is no scum!What was that bastard demon summoned by her for?It was obviously just to fulfill her humble wish, why did it turn into the current situation?

Ten Wu was cursing in his heart while fleeing, when suddenly, a figure jumped out from the front and blocked their way.

"If you dare to take away the one your Highness loves, even a woman is unforgivable! I will fight you!"

A pair of white handkerchiefs slammed onto Togiri's face, and Togiri stopped motionless as if his body had been turned off by this action.

"How dare you throw dirty things in my sister's face?! In addition to the humiliation given to me before, no matter how long it takes, I will pay it back a million times!"

"Oh, are you going to give me a million times stronger love than now? Sweetheart, I will always be waiting for you!"

The sister's scolding, the foolish prince's self-righteous call of love, and the violent impact coming from behind, all of them made Token's anger swell, swell, and swell.Finally, it was too much to bear.

"No matter who it is, throw all these bastards to me in reincarnation as soon as possible!"

What an earth-shattering howl.

Then--

"I do accept your wish."

The sound from nowhere resounded throughout the forest, as clear and clear as the sound of water dripping on a stone slab, even the sound of fierce fighting of the big demons could not cover it.

This voice is so familiar...

This sentence only appeared in Shiwu's mind for a second, and a huge orange fireball suddenly swooped down from the sky with lightning speed, engulfing the area where Mukuro and Big Bird fought, and a burst of extremely dazzling white light immediately occupied the area. The sight of ten mist.After the white light dissipated, Shiwu was stunned for the first time today.

In a super-large-scale, huge frozen world, inside the ice layer, Mukuro and Big Bird were forced to maintain the movements they had just before being frozen.The same is true for Lancelot in front of Ten Mist, who was frozen in the ice layer.

"...Whether it's a demon or a ghost, come out quickly." There were too many unexpected situations, and Shiwu had no energy to be surprised.

Without warning, Ten Mist was poured into a not-so-wide embrace, but the strong smell of blood in this embrace added another sense of reliability.

"I haven't seen you for a while. You have grown up so well. Dad, I am really relieved."

Oh, it was the father who left behind his daughters who had a difficult life, and who hadn't seen him once in ten years, and who somehow turned out to be younger than her.Damn it, I finally found my conscience and went home?

Ten Wuwu calmly pushed him away, looked at the blond and blue-eyed and very beautiful young father with a blank face, and first asked a very realistic question: "Dad, you didn't kill someone, did you?"

"How could I trouble my daughters? I restrained myself from killing those annoying guards and only killed three-quarters of them."

That is, dying.very good.

"By the way, the idiot-looking man over there is the prince who is chasing you? Doesn't he look good? The blond hair is not as good-looking as mine, the gray eyes are not as good-looking as my blue, and the face is even worse." Father rubbed his chin and looked at the prince's ice sculpture for a while, then asked seriously and honestly, "Can I break him?"

"No, this guy has to be left to Sister Yiya to kill a million times with her own hands. Dad is not allowed to intervene."

"Really?" Dad pushed the prince's ice sculpture aside regretfully, and turned to point to another huge ice sculpture, "What about this one? I heard from Juzhi that the blue-haired one is your married son-in-law."

"There is absolutely no such thing...Huh? Dad, it seems that the ice sculpture...has a crack?"

Just as Shiwu finished speaking, at this moment, the ice layer suddenly shattered, and the ice cubes shot in all directions.Seeing that she was about to be smashed into slag by a huge ice cube, a black cloak suddenly appeared in front of her eyes and wrapped her whole body, as if protected by some kind of power, until the sound of the ice cubes falling to the ground stopped, Shiwu didn't feel the pain of being hit in the body.

"Oh, thinking that there is my son-in-law in there, it might make my daughter sad if she gets hurt. Now it seems that there is no need to show mercy."

"Father, it seems that now is not the time to say these words. There are demons who want to kill us for revenge!"

When watching the body of the huge bird at a close distance, Togigi turned pale with fright at its overwhelming dark aura, but Dad seemed to have not seen the murderous big demon in front of him, and still looked at Tengiri very leisurely. Fog speaks.

"You said I should choose which option is better? A. Beat them up; B. Beat them up, and then shave all their hair; C. Beat them up, shave all their hair, and then take off their hair." Get naked and paint graffiti on your body; D. Kill the one who is not the son-in-law, and the son-in-law will punish him to marry you directly. Personally recommend C."

"Wow! Dad, look ahead! Look ahead!"

Ten Wu's reminder was completely unnecessary, because Dad waved his hand lightly and scattered the oncoming killing attack.

"I'm going to kill you!"

A figure staggered out from the fluffy feathers of the big bird. The distance was too far and because of the fight with Mukuro, Tokagi only saw a head of black hair and a pair of volute-shaped horns.This is the true face of the Great Demon Skylark.

The attacks continued, but they were all easily blocked by Father.Compared to Skylark, Father is really relaxed and calm to the point of anger.

"It's so good to be young, I can't help but want to relax." Another attack was blocked, and Dad turned to Shiwu and asked with a smile, "Can I go and exercise a little bit? The guards just now How can it be enough to see?"

"Please go..."

Shi Wu didn't even have time to react, and Father's figure disappeared in a flash, and he turned to Yunque quickly, but saw a very shocking scene.

Too, too miserable... Although I was injured in the battle with the devil, it wouldn't be so beaten that I couldn't fight back.No, from her point of view, it is definitely that Dad is too strong, and I didn't even see the afterimage. The black head with long horns kept falling in different directions like a highly skilled comic actor, back and forth, so miserable Even she couldn't bear to look at it.

"...Hey, why is that man here? What's even more outrageous is that he is your father?" Mukuro teleported to Togigi's side at some point, his face full of scars completely lost the peerless beauty when he first appeared on the stage , but it's better than a skylark acting as a sandbag over there.

"You escaped? It's amazing, it's commendable. But what do you mean it's actually my dad? He's always been my dad. Is there any problem with that?"

Mukuro stared at her with a distorted expression of swallowing a fly: "Although there are almost no portraits left in the Demon Realm, I will never forget that guy's face. There is no doubt that the man is the former Demon King of the Demon Realm, how could he be a human being?" father."

"The former Demon King?!" Shiwu choked on his saliva, and looked back at his father in disbelief.The situation over there was too scary and bloody, so the picture was mosaiced.Ten Wu only took one look and then quickly turned around, "Although Dad is a little strange and more than a little powerful, but the Demon King... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Don't run away from reality." Mukuro slapped her directly on the head, "Believe it or not, the fact that that man is the former Demon King is already certain, and I wish he would stay here forever and not return to the Demon Realm. All in all, your family Just tie him up in the human world, and in return for this, I will treat him as if the contract never existed. Goodbye."

Tomogi immediately grabbed Mukuro's clothes, "Wait! You caused such an exaggerated mess, and you wanted to escape without cleaning up?! In the end, it's not because of your meddling, the Skylark's affairs, and the idiot prince's affairs it was all your fault!"

Mu also grabbed the other end of the hem, "Let go! I don't want to stay here and die for nothing!"

"You escaped, dad will definitely let you know what is the place where survival is more terrifying than death!"

Tomogiri and Mukuro started a tug-of-war for life and dignity, and the two refused to give in to each other.

"Are you building a relationship?"

The voice that suddenly appeared between the two of them startled them, and they accidentally let go of their hands, and the two of them fell back uncontrollably.Mukui, who was about to struggle to get up, was severely trampled by a foot wearing a blood-stained leather shoe, and was immediately unable to move.

"Where do you want to go, son-in-law?" Dad still smiled purely on his blood-stained face, but the words he said were not very good, "Ten Wu, what did Dad bring back for you? Pets, furry Cute pet, I really want to go shopping with it immediately, it must be very interesting. By the way, what name should I give it? What do you think of the name Amao?"

Seeing a certain scene, Shiwu felt that it was necessary to remind his father: "Father, that... the people over there seem to have something to say..."

Father turned his head and saw the blood-covered Skylark lying on his stomach, with his right hand still trembling, writing a book in blood: "It's called Yundou! It's not a Mao!"

"So it's called Yundou?"

Father pondered for a while, Yunque's trembling right hand seemed to gain some strength, and the next sentence immediately made him completely unconscious again - fainted from anger.

"The name doesn't sound good. From today onwards, it will be Amao."

Dad is still so bossy.Ten Wu couldn't help wiping tears of sympathy for Yunque.

"As for you, son-in-law—" Dad turned his gaze away, and looked condescendingly at the mule under his feet, "Ten Wu is still young, and my mother and I are reluctant to get married so early, so you should be a son-in-law for a few years first."

Son-in-law...

Muku really wanted to spit out a mouthful of blood.

Son-in-law...

Tomogi also wanted to spit out a mouthful of blood.

"What? Do you have any dissatisfaction?"

"...No (X2)."

"Very good." The former Demon King smiled with satisfaction, "Then, let's find something interesting to do together."

Forget it, wait for a few years, and run away when you find the opportunity, anyway, the days are still very long...

Forget it, let's wait for a few years, find a good time to let the devil escape, anyway, the days are still very long...

The two people who were thinking about each other looked at each other and turned away at the same time.

He (she) doesn't want to be with this woman (this man).

Even the devil can't predict the future.

The former Demon King Jie Jie laughed.

What happened to the story?

It is said that in the second month after the ball three years ago, the palace seemed to have changed hands.The originally chubby and unaesthetic king transformed into a beautiful young man with blond hair and blue eyes, and the queen turned into a pale and proud beauty. The title of the country was once changed to "I am the only one in the sky and the world", and was later collectively ruled by the brave and fearless ministers. It was only after remonstrating with death that it was changed.

The country had three more princesses overnight.The eldest princess is weak and sick, the second princess is smart and capable, and the third princess...cough, bears hardships and stands hard work.As for the original Prince Lancelot, there are rumors that he became the gardener of the palace, and he must appear under the balcony of the second princess' bedroom every night, and then he was carried horizontally to the imperial doctor.

In this way, three years passed.

Recently, there was a great joyous event in the kingdom. The three virtuous and beautiful princesses were about to get married. I heard that the groom was the son-in-law of the royal family.Let's ignore the screams coming from the float and bless the couple.

congratulations.congratulations.