[Zhongyingmei] Do something!Do something!Do something!

Eduardo, who could tell at a glance that the two of them were friends, didn't take Tang Song's words seriously, he smiled and stretched out his hand to pick off the leaves on her body: "You can directly ask your friend to come with us, of course, remember Tell him we're not here for a masquerade party."

"Wow." Wilson sighed after he left: "As expected of Mr. Unspeakable in fanfiction, it's so sweet, but this ship has been identified by the summer camp, are you sure you still don't want to get off the ship?"

……Depend on!

Because Tang Song, who was too tall to pinch the neck of Wilson who stood up, manipulated the moon spirit fluid to hang him upside down, took pictures, saved them, found Vanessa's number, and sent MMS.

Within seconds she received a call from Vanessa.

"Don, is that Wade? He's looking for you?" Vanessa spoke like a pea shooter, and quickly asked several questions: "Where are you? Stay there and don't move, wait for me!"

After answering the address, Tang Song listened to the sound of the phone being hung up, and bit her nails in confusion. She wanted to ask why Vanessa could recognize someone even when Wade was dressed so strictly. Could it be love? ?It's too scary, even turning into ashes knows you.

"Were you on the phone with my dear sweetheart just now?" Wilson, who was hanging upside down and on the verge of brain congestion, asked aloud, his tone so sweet that it made goose bumps.

Tang Song reassuredly separated the moon spirit marrow liquid into two and hung up his hands, so that Wade's whole body was in a waist-down posture, and then he replied with a bit of schadenfreude: "Of course, otherwise, which girl would recognize it?" For you who look like this, Vanessa absolutely loves you."

"Of course I know!" Wade became a little annoyed, thinking that Vanessa would dare to come over, he couldn't help shouting anxiously: "Hurry up and put brother down, I must face her with a perfect appearance."

"You don't believe that Vanessa will still love you after becoming like this?" Tang Song sat on the steps and looked at him with his face on his face: "Whether it was before or after I came to this world, I never thought that I was single for thousands of years. To be able to become someone's confidant sister and a master of emotional analysis one day."

"I don't need a kid who hasn't even been in a relationship to be my master of emotional analysis." Wade replied dryly.

"??? You say who has never been in love, don't look at me now, but I have cleared dozens of love games, rescued princesses and killed dragons. Together, I can circle the earth several times."

"Although not as good as God, but he is already proficient in hundreds of ways to attack girls." Tang Song said with a clue of where he came from, and then sighed: "Even the posture of replenishing demons is very clear. , It's a pity that I am a girl myself, the real world is really annoying."

Emiya, who had been watching the excitement from the sidelines, was in a complicated mood: "I never expected you to be such a Master."

"Can you still be passionate about this face?" Wade lowered his voice and shouted at Tang Song: "Do you know? Even when I see this face every morning, I will have a vomiting reaction !"

"I'm afraid she's pregnant." Tang Song replied calmly: "Vanessa is not a person who judges by face. Believe me, if she judged by face, she would never choose you. There are too many handsome men chasing her. I didn't choose you."

"...What, isn't Ryan Reynolds handsome enough? Say it again?" At this moment, Wade deeply felt that his idol was offended.

"Actually, I didn't think Tony was handsome when I first started watching Iron Man." Tang Song bit his nails and looked at him: "The handsome guy in my eyes is different from the handsome guy in the eyes of normal people. He only stands out in the crowd. It's Bolling's people who catch my eye."

Wade hesitated for a moment, and said hesitantly, "Could it be the White Queen you're talking about? Or Colossus?"

"...I'll beat you to death." Tang Song rolled up his sleeves and was about to rush up to beat him, but Wei Gong held his head to stop this shameful behavior: "Someone is here, Master."

"kindness?"

Tang Song turned back with a dark face, and saw Vanessa running over from a distance with disheveled hair. The barmaid's uniform was inside the open coat. He presumably rushed over after receiving Wade's news without even having time to change her clothes. .

Originally noisy asking Tang Song to put him down, Wade suddenly became quiet, lying in mid-air and whispering her name: "...Vanessa."

The woman rushing over from a distance hastily slowed down, she was smart enough to guess something from Wade's attire and her delay in coming back to see her, she walked over and showed a reluctant smile to Wade with her lips pursed. laugh.

"…asshole."

As she spoke, she suddenly shed tears, and Wade panicked immediately, and hurriedly winked at Tang Song, and reminded with a breath voice: "Hey, put me down quickly, didn't you see your sister-in-law crying?"

shameless.

Tang Song made this mouth shape to him with his mouth curled up, stretched out his hand and summoned back the moon spirit marrow liquid, and Wade fell to the ground unluckily.

"Don't cry, don't cry." Wade reached out and held Vanessa in his arms, gently stroking her slightly curly hair: "I'm back, aren't I? We can play our pleasant games as before ...as long as you can still accept me."

Vanessa punched him in the stomach.

"Oh!" Wade yelled exaggeratedly, bending over with his stomach in his arms: "My God, dear Vanessa, when did you practice martial arts?"

Light bulb Tang Song ate melon seeds next to him, still thinking in his mind that it would be great if there were popcorn and Coke, and free live-action movies would be worthless.

"If it's not Tang, when do you plan to come back to see me."

Vanessa gave him another kick with a cold tone, hitting the red heart, Tang Song raised his hand and clapped silently for her.

"Honey……"

Wade was interrupted by Vanessa as soon as he got his head up. She stretched out her hand to pull Wade up, grabbed the hem of the hood and lifted it slowly and unquestionably. Wade grabbed her wrist in a panic.

"No, Vanessa!"

Just one word plus a name, Vanessa heard the uneasiness in his heart, her eyelashes trembled to hold back the tears, she smiled and shook her head slightly, pushed his hand away and took off the entire hood.

It was a face that ordinary people would never see in their lifetime.

It looked like the peel of a fruit that had been pulled together after all the water had been burned by a fire, and it had been poked several times with a drill bit. Vanessa trembled her lips and did not speak for a long time.

Just when Wade looked away desperately, planning to say something to change the atmosphere, she suddenly spoke.

"It seems that it will take me a while to get used to your new image, bastard Wade."

Tang Song, who was suddenly eating a bite of dog food next to him, suddenly turned sweet and bitter: "There is someone next to you, do you know? Don't gnaw together, and gnaw your mouth off in a while."

She interrupted the kissing of the young couple coldly and unreasonably.

"Now, is there anyone willing to come and listen to how to solve the problem of Wade's face?" She wrapped her arms around her chest under Wade's displeased eyes and said, "The problems that can't be solved on the scientific side don't mean that the magic side can't. Dad is in Hawaii...ah, it’s a string of words, I have a friend in England who specializes in treating various difficult and miscellaneous diseases.”

It sounds like some unreliable old Chinese medicine doctor.

Although Vanessa doesn't mind, who doesn't want to improve their image and stop being stared at by people around them with disgust and disgust?Wade exclaimed in surprise: "You have a way?" Vanessa also held Wade's arm and stared at her with piercing eyes.

Tang Song quietly took out his mobile phone and called Hermione.She didn't make her wait too long, and the phone was answered soon,

Hermione, who had just returned home from dealing with the affairs of the Ministry of Magic, was nestled on the sofa watching the news, cast a stern look at her son who was about to eat an apple without washing his hands, and said softly, "Human savior, do you need help with anything?" ?"

"It's like this." Tang Song said heavily under the stares of the two expecting people over there: "There is a guy who is disfigured. If he can't change back to his original appearance, he will destroy the world. What can you do to help?" The poor fellow?"

It turns out that the destruction of the world is such an easy thing in your mouth, I always feel so pitiful, this world is about to be destroyed every now and then.

"Disfigurement..." Hermione recalled all the magic formulas she had read in her heart, and after confirming that there was a solution, she said, "Disfigurement is not an incurable problem in the magic world. I can help you." Contact the master of potions, and then ask that person to come to the magic world for an inspection."

"No problem, I trust Minister Granger." Tang Song blurted out a lot of flattering words without blinking his eyes: "Please take care of Mr. Wilson. Remember to call me before you come to pick him up."

"Okay." Hermione agreed, and kicked the sleepy Ron lying on the sofa: "Go and put a double-sided mirror on Harry, and ask him if Malfoy would like to be the one who summoned Merlin." Characters provide beauty potions."

But it is estimated that he will not be unwilling, this is a good opportunity to build a relationship with Merlin.

"Why did you call Harry?" Ron scratched his hair and asked strangely: "Just ask Malfoy directly about Malfoy. I remember that the relationship between Harry and Malfoy has been going on since school. No matter, will there be a quarrel?"

"...Why are you asking so many questions, listen to me, go and get the double-sided mirror."

Hermione has given up on her silly and sweet husband who can only see the superficial relationship day after day and year after year. Anyway, her wisdom is enough for their family to use. After all, she is the one she chooses. If she is stupid, she is stupid. Go ahead, it's pretty cute.

Ron, who was lying comfortably on the sofa, although he was a bit reluctant, went upstairs to take off the double-sided mirror Harry gave them.

The author has something to say: Harry, Ron, Hermione, I like the Iron Triangle, and I also love the Twins.

But I don't like Ginny, especially her attitude towards boyfriends other than Harry, it's just... annoying.