[Zhongyingmei] Do something!Do something!Do something!

"Do you know that Vanessa is going crazy looking for you? She even called me. When I got the call, I thought that the matter that you borrowed money and didn't plan to repay it was exposed." Tang Song pointed a toy gun at His forehead said: "Participating in human experiments, is your brain broken? Take off the hood and let me see what unlucky you have become now."

Wade's movements were full of tweaking and reluctance, and under the threat of Tang Song holding a toy gun, he took off his hood, revealing that face that was even more lunar than the surface of the moon.When I was a guardian, I saw a lot of strange archers who were very calm. Wade didn't pay attention to this man he didn't know. Tang Song, who was noticed and reacted by him, just stared at him for a while , stretched out his hand to the pillow in Archer's arms, took out his mobile phone and said to Wade, "Come on, have a smile."

"What are you doing over there?" Relieved by this unexpected reaction, Wade unavoidably raised his middle finger at her.Tang Song pressed the photo quickly: "I'll sue Frank."

"Are you a kindergarten kid who will go home and sue the parents after being beaten? I haven't done this since kindergarten!" Wei Desheng re-put on the hood without love: "You see now, my face Like a kiwi that has been fucked, or the kind of kiwi that is so ugly that no one likes it so I fuck myself, how can I go back to see Vanessa with this appearance." As he spoke, his tone became vicious Get up: "I want to find the guy who did the experiment for me, get back that handsome face before, and then find dozens of women who are uglier than the kiwis that have been fucked to fuck him!"

"Wait, have the words I just said been silenced? When did this world have this function, editor, no, the author's head was eaten by a dinosaur? The silenced lines can't reflect my handsome and outstanding temperament at all— —Uh, ah!"

Tang Song looked at Wade, who was forcibly silenced by the archers, gloated and took out a pack of cigarettes from him and lit them.

There were several people's footsteps outside the bathroom, and Wade suddenly revived and squeezed out along the skylight. Tang Song couldn't stand his dangling buttocks, and stepped forward to help him with a flying kick.Hearing the sound of Wade screaming and falling to the ground, Tang Song pulled out a card, read a word and landed next to Wade.

Compared with these two people who left in a hurry, Black Tea as a heroic spirit is much more leisurely. After all, as long as he transforms into a spirit body, these people will not be seen.

"Do you need my help?" Tang Song squatted next to Wade, and they whispered furtively under the cover of the bushes.Wade gritted his teeth and nodded: "That's right, I remember Frank said that you are very good at finding people."

No, it's not me who is good at finding someone, but Xiaoyu.Being able to talk to electronic items all over the world and become friends unconditionally is really a BUG-level ability in this modern society.

"Tell me about the man you're looking for."

I saw Deadpool before crossing, but Tang Song, who couldn't remember anything except the inexplicable brainwashing song, never found a pen and paper to record it with a serious face.

"What's your name, where do you come from, where do you go..."

"Do you think you're filming Wu ○ Gaiden? Although it is said that classic dramas will never go out of style, I choose Lao ○ Ji. By the way, I heard that you and Rachel are friends?" Wade complained and whistled: " Your friend is my friend, when will you introduce her to me?"

Tang Song took a deep look at him, and turned on the recording software on the phone: "I will tell Vanessa."

"Wait, wait!" Wade flew over and hugged her calf, pretending to wipe away the tears that didn't exist at all: "I have one heart and one mind for Vanessa, even if the goddess of death strips naked in front of me, I won't look at her... ...Uh, I won't just look at her!"

Tang Song expressed sincere contempt for his 'honesty'.

"Then if the cable is taken off in front of you... Oops, let me tell you, this is the person you will meet in the next movie." She shrugged her shoulders not very sincerely: "But anyway, in the comics, you don't know who you are." I want to put sunscreen on him intimately, so it doesn’t matter if I say it! After all, isn’t there that saying? A real man should be a man.”

"Shh." Wade raised a finger in front of his lips to signal her to be quiet, and replied in a breathy voice: "Ane and I are friends, Wearefriends."

"I've seen the routines of you people for a long time. You say you are friends, but you know better than anyone else that this is sex." Tang Song looked at him with contempt: "Look at Lao Wan and Professor, And look at Sherlock Holmes and Watson...if that's not love! I would also like to have friends who would shoot and kill for me when they first met."

"Isn't that Frank?" Wade raised his hand naively: "I remember that not long after you met, he killed all of them in order to prevent the group of gangsters from finding you, the savior."

Unexpectedly, he would use this as an example. Tang Song, who was talking happily, had a choked expression, and rationally chose to change the subject.

"So why did you appear at the Facebook celebration?" Tang Song rubbed his chin in thought: "Did you see that Eduardo looks exactly like your future soul mate?"

"What, soul mate? You wait." Wade stood up suddenly, a few green leaves fell from him, stretched out his hand to support the wall and made a posture of wanting to vomit, and made a very real voice: "vomit -"

Tang Song: Expressionless.

"Okay, let's continue." Wade wiped the part of the mask representing the mouth, turned his head to look at Tang Song, and said loudly in an unbelievable tone: "Brother's soul mate can only be Shakira... no , I mean Vanessa!"

"It's absolutely impossible to become a man, even if he has long legs, thin waist, thin buttocks and prickly eyes, he's good-looking and sweet...It sounds like there's nothing wrong with it, it's terrible, it's a heart-wrenching feeling."

Tang Song called out Vanessa's phone number expressionlessly, and his finger stayed on the call button.

"I was wrong!" Wade Wilson, a real man who can bend, stretch, straight and bend, threw himself in front of Tang Song: "I swear that Vanessa is the only one in my heart."

"So why did you appear at Facebook's internal celebration?" Tang Song asked this question again: "Don't prevaricate me with other words." She said and took out a blue gemstone from her pocket Put it in front of your eyes and look at him.

The best thing about having a first-level natural disaster is that you don’t have to worry about props—after all, a detective is someone who can take out all kinds of strange props from any pocket on his body anytime, anywhere.

"It's like this." Wilson organized the language: "I received a mission from the weasel to kidnap the founder of Facebook."

"Kidnapping the founder of Facebook?" Tang Song rubbed his hands and became excited: "How can such an interesting thing be done without me, say, which one to tie, I will be in charge of beating the sap."

"Aren't you friends with the Facebook founder?"

"Huh? Are you stupid! What do friends do, they are used to cheat!" Tang Song thought about Constantine's friends, and replied without guilt.

"In this case, we will no longer be friends from today on." Wilson replied with a heavy tone.

- "Call me Dad."

Tang Song's face darkened, and the moon spirit liquid sprang out from under the sweater and wrapped around Wade's calf, yelling loudly, let's die.

The scene was so bloody that it cannot be described in words.

The red archer leaned against the wall and looked at the sun in the sky, not at all interested in witnessing a wild pecking.

"Okay, let's tie Mark next? Eduardo? Sean? Or Chris?" Tang Song wears the funny way that he went to Taobao to choose in order to hide his identity, and didn't arrive at the destination until his identity was exposed. The mask asked Wade.

Wilson stared at her mask, always feeling itchy. He turned his head and looked at the window, thinking that his hood looked better, and he shook his head happily and answered casually.

"No, it's Dustin."

"..."

Out of your mind to kidnap Dustin?Although Dustin can indeed be called the pillar of Facebook.

"The little angel was kidnapped, won't we be wanted by the Saverin family in Brazil?" Tang Song straightened his mask and asked solemnly: "Mark and Eduardo almost raised the little angel as a son... Oh, although this is a fan It's in the text."

"Don't treat Fanwenwen as a real drama. Fanwenwen also said that my brother abducted Stark's son. What happened? If I run to call him father-in-law now, will he dare to respond?"

"Call it if you have the ability, and see if it will be a palm cannon or a spider silk attack in the end."

The two started a pecking at each other again.

"Don?" Eduardo opened the door just in time to see the scene of two figures wearing masks and hoods rolling together and fighting. Somewhat surprised, he stepped forward and pulled Tang Song up and asked, "What happened, you Have you been stalked by a strange guy?"

Frank would ignore them if he was here,

Because Wilson and Tang Song have often escalated their verbal confrontation from the past, but they both know how to measure, so they are called chicken pecking each other.

It looks like a brutal picture, but the strength used is actually not as strong as two kindergarten children.

Maybe this is the bad friend.

Tang Song lifted the mask and put it on the side of his head, pointed at Wade and began to break the news: "Edu, this is the man, he wants to kidnap Dustin!"

Wilson: Huh? ? ? ? ? ? ?What about together? ? ? ? ?

Who made it to you, didn't I just tell you?Friends are for sale!Tang Song smiled slightly, and faced Wade with the funny mask on the side of his head.

A sense of sarcasm welled up in Wilson, who had not yet changed his name to Deadpool.