In the middle of the night, a super-large chicken-and-duck themed party is being staged in [Superhero Theme Restaurant]. Actor Wally.

Since everyone used different scripts and none of the lines matched, the performance was very difficult and bumpy.

Lorna: "Don't play dumb for me, you don't know what we are talking about? The key word is to grow old together!"

Wally: "??? Who do I grow old with???"

Guzanne: "Young man, stop being reserved, we all know it!"

Wally: "??? What am I being reserved about? Didn't Dick tell you? I wasn't a reserved person growing up!"

Dick couldn't help but said, "What did I say? Actually, I think..."

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At this time, Laura suddenly said: "Oh, is Wally angry because we interrupted you like this? I heard that people in certain areas have unique customs and habits, and you have to speak out about this kind of thing yourself. If others talk about it first, that relationship will not have a good result."

Wally: "??? Why am I mad???"

Lorna also hesitated: "I seem to have heard of this custom somewhere."

Wally: "Who do I have a relationship with that will not have a good result? So far, apart from a few suspected friendships with people of the same sex, who else have I developed a relationship with?"

Gaby: "Then what should we do? Why don't we pretend we don't know anything and start over from the beginning!"

Wally: "Oh my god, what the hell are you talking about?! You're ignoring me!"

Gu Shanna: "It's finally here. It's so troublesome to go back and repeat it. Let's just pretend that we have lost our memory after drinking Wangchuan water, and let's move on!"

Wally: "??????"

Dick, who didn't want to interrupt at all, and couldn't interrupt: "..."

This is the end of the Chicken and Duck talk theme party, and there are some signs that the performance will not continue for the time being. All the actors decided to take a break to adjust their status.

The members of the girls' gossip group gathered together to mutter, Wally squatted in the corner with his head in his arms, and Dick stood aside to watch the fun.

Dick: "So, what the hell are you announcing?"

Wally glanced at him wearily, and said weakly: "Actually, I have been secretly investigating the Arrow family by taking the opportunity of delivering food. After three weeks of hard work, I finally dug out their secrets. Telling secret—the Arrows are all big fans of [superhero-themed restaurants].”

At first, Wally firmly refused to believe it, thinking that this was a cover-up by the opponent, and there must be a terrible conspiracy against Shanna and the [Superhero Theme Restaurant].

For example, the unscrupulous media broke the news, saying that the [Superhero Theme Restaurant] used low-quality ingredients, which caused their entire family to be hospitalized.

Wally and Gushanna have been getting along for a long time, and their brain holes are getting bigger and bigger. They dare to think about anything. If the conspiracy theories made up by his brain are combined, a set of [-] volumes of "Superhero Theme" can be produced. How the Restaurant Died".

Wally has been worried about this for a long time. It was not until that day in Abel's ward that he witnessed the Arrow family's fight over the last bite of gorse ravioli, and finally believed that the reason why Edina was in [ Superhero Theme Restaurant] Ordering takeaway is purely to satisfy the appetite, and there is no evil intention.

It is obviously very exciting content, but Wally said it with a sense of disillusionment. It can be seen how much the chicken and duck theme party before him was a blow to him.

Dick was taken aback, and immediately hahahaha said: "Little brother, I told you earlier that we should cut straight to the point and get straight to the point when we talked about business, why didn't you listen?"

Wally felt that his whole life was about to collapse: "Shut up! You know how to be an afterthought now? Just now Shanna glared, why did you get scared?"

The one who was cowardly was called a clean and complete defeat. He didn't even have the courage to speak up for him. He really lost the face of the entire Titan team.

Dick was very frank: "The main reason is that I am also curious about whether you are dating a beauty from the aunt's generation. Who knew that your plot progressed so slowly."

This sentence directly surprised Wally so much that he lost his expression: "...?!"

Dick sighed and said, "Sure enough, chickens and ducks are talking. Do you still not understand what they are talking about?"

Wally couldn't help questioning his soul: "What aunt? Which aunt? I go to the ward [-] times a day, and the whole corridor is an old woman who falters except for an uncle with a fat belly. Which beautiful aunt do I fall in love with? "

Dick: "Edina Arrow."

Wally: "?!?!?!"

What the hell? !

Boss, are you stupid for eating melons?

What kind of brain circuit is this to think I'm in a relationship with Edina? !

It's fine if the proprietress didn't react, why is Dick acting stupid? !

Injustice! ! !

However, Wally calmed down and thought about it, and still admitted: "Edina is a bit good-looking, she seems to be of mixed race, and she goes to the gym three times a week, and she has a great figure."

Dick: "You observe very carefully, so?"

"No, Edina and I have nothing to do with each other!" Wally said categorically, but couldn't help being discouraged, "Am I just an impatient boy in the heart of the proprietress who is eager to get rid of loneliness? It's so sad."

Dick comforted him: "Don't worry, Shanna has never thought about it that way. In her heart, you are a lonely boy who loves shrimp dumplings."

"..." Wally was defeated by him, "Is there any difference between what you said and what I said?"

Dick gloated: "Dude, don't be discouraged, you still have a chance. When the second half of the Chicken and Duck talk party starts, remember to cut straight to the point, go straight to the point, and shout out the truth before the girls speak. Come on!"

Wally: "..."

Ten minutes later, the second half of the super-large chicken and duck talk party officially started.

Wally followed Dick's lead and started yelling at the girls, "I ain't I ain't I ain't in a relationship with Edina you're overthinking I'm sending her takeout every day just wondering if Arrow's is plotting It's a pity that there is no trick against us, they just simply like the boss lady's dishes!"

After a brief silence, Lorna quickly grasped the point: "So you didn't date Edina!"

Wally Chick nodded like a peck: "Yes, yes! I was so excited to receive her order, simply—"

Lorna rolled her eyes, turned around and left: "What are you doing, wasting your expression! Damn it, this time I really can't keep my name as a famous whistleblower, I'm so mad."

Wally said, "Hey, Lorna, I haven't finished—"

Gaby's expression also collapsed, and he walked to the kitchen with his hands: "I ate a fake melon, it's boring."

Even Laura sighed in disappointment and turned away silently.

Wally: "???"

Only Gushanna had the best mentality. Even if she ate a fake melon, she didn't have any excessive negative emotions.

She slapped away her naughty boyfriend who said "I told you so long ago" all over his face, looked at Wally kindly, and said kindly, "Is the Arrow family really as upright as you say?"

Wally patted his chest and assured her: "Everything I said is true! The rumor that Ye Yi's buttocks are unmatched is true!"

Gu Shanna choked: "Your metaphor is really vivid."

Dick said in a serious tone: "Although I am very grateful for your praise of my buttocks, but...do you need to use my buttocks as an example?"

Wally put on a straight face: "I just thought that Shanna should be familiar with this example, after all, he has experienced it himself."

Dick said he didn't want to talk to him anymore.

Gushanna was embarrassed: "Okay, you have finished giving examples, can you stop laughing wretchedly now?"

Wally immediately corrected his attitude, sat up straight and said: "Madam, you don't know! Abel has a strong taste, and the nutritionist has worked hard for several years to get him used to the dishes with a lighter taste. I have been eating our family’s flower dishes every day for a month, and I am getting used to the dishes with less salt and less oil. With proper exercise, many data in the latest medical report have tended to be normal.”

Even if it is a competitor, Gushanna is very happy to hear that Abel's health is improving.

The neighbor's grandmother used to have high blood pressure. Unfortunately, she didn't control her diet well and didn't like to exercise. She had to be admitted to the hospital several times a year, and she was very emaciated.

Gushanna asked: "You said, should we go over as friends and businessmen to express our condolences to Comrade Abel?"

Wally shook his head: "After my observation, the whole family of Ai Luo is arrogant and arrogant. Madam, don't bully them anymore."

Gushanna was unhappy when she heard this: "What do you mean again? I have never bullied their family before."

Wally glanced at Guzanne, then at Dick, and said hesitantly, "Have you forgotten the last time you went to someone's restaurant for a date? Matthew called you both 'that damned little couple' , Gritting your teeth when you mention the two of you, hurry up and reflect on yourself!"

Gusanna & Dick blinked innocently: "???"

Wally said sadly: "It's useless for you to act innocently and wink at me. Matthew was almost pissed off. After watching the whole process through monitors and bugging devices, I also want to say that the two of you were indeed suspected of messing up the scene that day. .”

Guzanne: "We were just going on a date, and it's really your fault that this matter should be taken seriously."

Wally: "??? Why is it my fault again???"

Dick interjected tacitly: "It is indeed your fault. If you hadn't shouted in the restaurant all day long that single dogs have no human rights, your kind and considerate proprietress wouldn't have dragged me to someone else's restaurant to spend the two-person world together, Aya Uncle won't get sick from anger, and we won't be called a goddamn couple."

Wally: "No, didn't you two go to [Ai Luo Restaurant] to find out information? This is obviously Li Han's idea, okay?"

But it was of no use, the goddamn couple rolled their eyes at him each, and left arm in arm, leaving the newly-promoted blame man standing in the restaurant, blown away by the warm air from the central air conditioner. Like magic and illusion, messy in the wind.

Not being able to eat the long-awaited big melon, Gushanna was still a little bit disappointed deep in her heart, and she was lazy on the way home and didn't want to say a word.

Dick's desire to survive had the upper hand, so he naturally didn't dare to provoke her, and the two walked in silence, with an eerie serenity in the atmosphere.

When it was about ten meters away from the apartment, Gushanna's text message sounded, and when he opened it, he saw that it was a growling text message from Kate's sister.

Kate: [Goddess! ! !I sent out the sample issue of the magazine in the morning! ! !The courier just said it has been delivered! ! !Check it out when you have time! ! !Our editor-in-chief read your column! ! !He said you will definitely be popular! ! ! 】

Every time she received a snarling text message from Kate, Gushanna's heart would tremble twice. She took a deep breath, replied a very modest thank you, and took the key to open the door of the mailbox.

It has been almost half a year since I came to this plane, and it was the first time for Gushanna to use the mailbox. She was surprised when the door opened, and there were at least thirty samples of magazines neatly stacked inside.

Gushanna asked Kate suspiciously: [Is the number of sample magazines wrong? Isn’t it written in the contract that there is one copy at a time? 】

Kate: [That's right, I paid for the other 29 books! ! !Tomorrow, you will ask the clerk to put the sample magazine in a conspicuous place in the store, show off to customers intentionally or unintentionally, and seduce their interest in reading! ! ! 】

Gushanna: [……Okay.It cost you money, thank you. 】

Kate: [Should be! ! !Goddess, don't be polite to me! ! ! 】

Sister Kate is really rich and powerful. "Gotham Food and Wine" has been using high-cost coated paper since the first publication, and its staffing is almost a master in the circle. Of course, the magazine's pricing is not cheap.

Gu Shanna calculated in her heart that if she was allowed to buy it herself, she would only squeeze out 100 yuan from her teeth to buy two magazines. Kate could buy 29 magazines in one go. The heroic spirit of a diehard fan!

Gushanna was also unwilling to take advantage of others, so she called Li Han first and asked him to allocate a special fund to buy a few more sample magazines every month for customers to enjoy in the restaurant.

Then ask him to discuss with Hannah and find a way to get Kate a king supreme discount card, whether it's spending in restaurants or buying Hestia food, there are huge discounts.

Li Han: "No problem, I'll do it right away. Do you have any other requirements for the discount card?"

Gusanne: "It just has to be unique, more precious than a limited edition, and show our genuine gratitude to our loyal customers."

"..." Li Han tried to digest for a few minutes, and said uncertainly, "Okay, I understand."

Thirty magazines piled up weighed about the same as the dumbbells in the gym, and the elevator in the apartment was broken at this time, so Dick volunteered to help carry the magazines upstairs.

Gusanna still felt sorry for her boyfriend, so she took out a copy (...), Dick was walking up the stairs in front, and she followed leisurely to read.

Due to well-known reasons, the position of the column is not good, and there are three other columnists competing with her.

Even if the editor won a recommendation for the cover for Gushanna, he only mentioned it in a small black letter, which was hidden under the interview preview of a certain chef in super bold font, and he had to look very carefully to see it.

However, Kate and the editor of the United States still designed the column of Gushanna very carefully. As long as readers turn to the page of the column, they will have a refreshing feeling.

Of course, the premise is that readers have the patience to turn to the page with the Gushanna column, because it is too far behind, and only those who even read the tofu advertising column in the center of the newspaper will notice this column.

The position is not good, and the exposure rate is naturally low. Kate has been upset about the column for a long time, but Gu Shanna is not upset, and instead turns to comfort Kate.

After all, when she first started writing articles, there was no such thing as artificial rankings on the Green Haw fandom site. Because Gu Shanna was not famous enough and had no great friends to help tweet, the click-through rate at first was very ugly.

But soon, Gu Shanna, relying on the unique style of painting, the bloody plot, the sand sculpture character design and the shameless deceitful attitude, made a unique one among the authors with tens of thousands of Green Haw fans. Different blood paths.

If she didn't want to keep a bit of the mystery of a goddess in front of Kate's sister, Gushanna would definitely tell her: I am so talented in writing, it's hard not to be popular.

[Successor of socialism, if you want to keep the nobility and mystery of the goddess in front of sister Kate, please cover your vest well, and don't let her see the goofy jokes about food CP written by you on the trumpet. 】

It was rare for the system to give a reliable suggestion, and Gushanna hurried to Dick and asked him if he could dump those trumpets to others, or simply log out.

"Those jokes are cute, keep them!" Dick threw the magazine on the floor casually, and the ground let out a very heavy muffled groan, "I'll help you deal with it later, even if the netizens want to pick it up, they will only pick it up on the road Sifa."

(Lucifer: "Little brother, what's the matter with you? Why did you catch my wool alone?")

Gushanna rushed forward to pinch his waist and beat his legs like a dog: "Okay, hero, you are lucky! What's up~"

Dick was so elated, he lowered his head and sucked her cheek, making a crisp popping sound.

The Lemon Essence System said that in this lonely late night with a bleak moonlight, it is really unbelievable for this goddamn little couple to show their affection!

Early the next morning, Gu Shanna was eating breakfast, and suddenly wanted to know what netizens thought of her column, so she logged into the forum and searched it casually.

Before the page jumped to the search results, Li Han's phone came in. At the same time, Dick also walked over from the bedroom holding the phone.

Gu Shanna connected Li Han's phone with one hand, and looked up at Dick at the same time: "What happened?"

Li Han: "You're popular."

Dick: "You're red."

One of their voices came from the earpiece, and the other's voice sounded suddenly in front of her eyes. Although the transmission methods were different, they sounded at the same time, which was a bit weird and harmonious.

Gu Shanna calmly took a bite of the rice cake: "And then?"

Li Han: "I'll send you the link, do it yourself! Hey hey, our restaurant is going to be popular again!"

Dick: "I also sent you the link, and if you have trouble with your hands, I can read it to you."

Thinking of Dick reading the sand sculpture netizen's sand sculpture message with his magnetic and sexy voice, Gushanna broke into a cold sweat and hurriedly refused: "I'd better see for myself!"

The fried golden rice cake was dipped in sweet-scented osmanthus honey and sugar, and it tasted glutinous, fragrant and sweet. Gu Shanna finished the last piece of rice cake in two bites, licked the remaining sweetness on her fingers, and found a wet tissue to wipe her hands , and then began to look at the links sent by Li Han and Dick.

Then Gusanna discovered that the two of them had sent a link to the same post.

This post was posted at three o'clock in the morning, and it received over a thousand replies in just four hours, making it a popular post on the homepage of the [Gotham shopping, shopping] forum.

Homepage, top, popular, hot post, it is not easy for ordinary posts to gather two of these four elements. This post can gather all four elements at the same time, which once again proves that [Superhero Theme Restaurant] is indeed Gotham's top forum.

Gu Shanna shamelessly sighed, swiped the screen, and clicked on the post——

"Oh my god! My heroic and invincible Aquaman (although he can't control water) turned into the King of Mackerel Dumplings! But I'm not angry at all, and I really want to eat it. How fat is it?"

"I want to eat it too! I'm no longer a die-hard Aquaman fan, cutie! I'm sorry Arthur QAQ, I want to fry him up!"

……

"I told you that you may not believe me, but I usually don't read the food column on the last few pages of the magazine. But after finding out that the author is the proprietress of the top-ranking [superhero-themed restaurant] on the forum, I still turned to that page out of curiosity Now I only have one question: Where can I get Spanish mackerel dumplings? Where can I get dumplings in sour soup? Where can I get Yunnan-style dumplings mixed with noodles?”

"If you go back upstairs, whether it's Spanish mackerel dumplings in sour soup or Yunnan-style dumplings mixed with noodles, the top [Superhero Theme Restaurant] on the forum sells them, and [Hestia Foods] also has quick-frozen versions."

……

"Wan Wanmei would have thought that the proprietress would have such a writing style! The mackerel dumpling king in the wedge part cooked himself hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The proprietress actually has such a good style of writing!"

"Is there any more next month? I want to ask the proprietress to expand the wedge part into a long story. I want to see how King Mackerel Dumpling regains the royal power!"

"Subject! The proprietress's column is so short that it's not enough to read. Please call the magazine immediately!"

"Is it useful to call the magazine office?"

"It's useful. If the columnist's popularity is high enough, the impurity will create an exclusive column for her. Not only is the location good, there are cover recommendations, but there are no other columnists and advertisements to grab the spot."

……

Gu Shanna flipped through the comments of sand sculpture netizens, and was laughing all the way, but when she saw these few reminders, she finally choked on her own saliva.

Brother, you have great taste, but I will definitely not expand it into a long story, and no one wants me to expand it into a long story!

A few hours later, Gusanna looked at Kate's new snarling text in her inbox and wondered if she had been too aggressive.

Kate: [Goddess! ! !Our editor-in-chief asked if you would like to sign another contract for an electronic food column? ! !The electronic version of the magazine has just been launched, and the competitiveness is relatively small, and the reading population is relatively young, and the acceptance is also strong! ! !The editor-in-chief said that you can write whatever you want! ! !He will arrange the most prestigious position for you! ! ! 】

CUSANNA: Who am I?where am I?Why should I come to this plane?I don't want to rush to draft every day! ! !

[Successors of socialism, it’s time for a great career again, I advise you to follow it!These are all the sins of digging holes and not filling them in the past, the debts owed by you, and you will be relieved sooner or later! 】

Gushanna groaned in grief and anger, and fell headfirst on the table, unable to get up for a long time.

Damn it, the pinnacle of other people's life is to mention BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Bugatti Veyron, why is it that she likes to mention and update?

It's just that my sister has a reason!

The author has something to say: Readers in the Pit: Repaying debts is only right and proper! ! !This is the price of digging holes and not filling them! ! !

Shanna: I was wrong, next time...or dare not.

Thank you for the reader Yuzu's grenade, Chirp~

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^Thanks to the little angels who voted for me~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the [grenade]: 1 grapefruit

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^

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