[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Forum Name: Gotham Shopping, Shopping, Shopping

Subsection: what the hell

Theme post: La la la, you can eat hot pot at Chaofanjia in the future~

Posted by: Kaixun's Cabbage

Contents:

The landlord’s family is engaged in advertising. A few days ago, the landlord’s father went to hold a meeting in the industry. After the meeting, of course everyone will go to the restaurant to eat, drink and gossip!Then the landlord’s father heard a friend say that Chaofan has been doing a lot of publicity recently, because it is going to open the second floor of the restaurant and launch a hot pot series with hundreds of flavors~

The landlord's mood is like ID, so happy, so happy, so Xinghu, so fast falling!The favorite of the hot pot god horse turned over la la la la la~(≧▽≦)/~

It is inevitable that some people will question it, so let’s not talk nonsense, the landlord will directly upload the picture!This is the front and back of Chaofan’s hot pot leaflet that was photographed by the friend of the author’s father. The pixels of the mobile phones of the elderly are not very high. Let’s take a look at it!

[Picture 1]

[Picture 2]

1L:

Forgive me for being blunt, but who is Chaofan?

2L:

Upstairs needs make-up lessons, super meal = superhero theme restaurant, that is the top traffic of our forum, with xfxy physique!

7L:

xfxy physique laughed to death hahahahahaha!

12L:

If you don’t understand, just ask, what is xfxy?Slanting wind and light rain?Daughter-in-law Academy?

17L (reply from the landlord):

Back to 12L: Hahahahahaha xfxy is bloody!What the hell is Daughter-in-Law Academy hahahahaha!

21L:

What hot pot?what flavor?If the landlord’s revelation is true, I’m waiting for the gospel of the hot pot star to come hahahahaha!

23L:

Oh my god, this picture is so confusing, I was blinded, only to see a mushroom hot pot and Thai hot pot [cover face]

24L:

The sisters upstairs are amazing, I took a magnifying glass to look at it for a long time and only saw a coconut chicken hot pot T_T

26L:

I have never eaten coconut chicken, is it delicious?

29L:

Back to 26L: Coconut chicken can be said to be delicious fried chicken, I strongly recommend Amway sisters to try it~

32L:

Now I know who the poster is, because that leaflet was taken by my dad in 2333!The middle-aged man is really greedy and gossip (whisper bb)~

However, he didn't take all the pictures, and there was also a flyer for an open-air barbecue. The restaurant has not yet made up its mind whether to push it, and the flyer is still being revised.

34L:

Back to 32L: Fu forehead, unexpectedly met an old acquaintance here [laughing and crying]

35L:

Push!Why not push the open-air barbecue? !Barbecue stars are asking for an open-air barbecue in a superhero-themed restaurant! ! !

39L:

Barbecue star duo blood book begging superhero theme restaurant to launch open-air barbecue! ! !cry! ! !Ever since I came to Gotham, I have never felt that I am about to fall in the middle of the night on the side of the street /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

43L:

In the ghostly social security of Gotham, Brother 39 actually wants to go to the street in the middle of the night to have sex, I respect you for being a werewolf.

48L:

Don't say that upstairs, although there was a large-scale escape of super villains in the Arkham Asylum, at least two of them were caught, and nothing serious has happened recently.You see, I'm playing disco in the suburbs in the middle of the night, isn't it a good girl......

56L:

? ? ? ?What's wrong with disco? 48 sister, wake up!What the hell! Get up! Hey!

60L:

Hahahahahaha the 48th floor is really a showman!

64L:

Why is this building crooked?What is the relationship between you, the host, and the well-known ID of this forum [I'm so afraid of death]?

69L:

Village Tongwang, [I'm so afraid of death] who is it?

72L:

Back to 69L: This forum has its own crooked floor buff, hahahahaha!As long as it is her post, no matter what the title or the content of the main building is, it will eventually be skewed to the new menu of [Superhero Theme Restaurant].

77L:

Make a patch for the upstairs, because the building of [I'm so afraid of death] is crooked every time, another well-known ID counterfeiter on this forum also labeled her as the navy bought by [Superhero Theme Restaurant], and even sealed her as a Commander-in-Chief of the Marketing Marine Corps, I'm dying of laughter!

88L:

Don't be so obsessed, let me ask a serious question: When will the hot pot series be launched? ? ?

94L:

Back to 88L: It’s inconvenient to disclose this, Loulou is also afraid of getting into trouble, so this post will be deleted later~

97L:

hey...sigh...

101L:

It doesn't matter, starting today, I will follow all social accounts of superhero-themed restaurants, and report whenever there is news~

108L:

The sisters upstairs are really warm-hearted!I want to eat pig intestines, why not you... [swallowing saliva]

112L:

Go back to the 108th floor, are you a devil hahahaha!

115L:

Duck in a small hot pot! ! !

122L:

Woooooo, I really want to eat spicy butter hot pot!I want to boil yellow-throated pork belly, beef belly, duck tongue, duck intestine, pig brain, mint bait, vermicelli, Chinese cabbage beef ball, pork ball, shrimp slippery fish slippery water spinach, day lily, fatty beef slices, fat sheep slices, and bullfrog legs...

131L:

Can the landlord delete the reply upstairs, she said that I am so greedy (manual dog head)~

……

Recently, the well-known superhero-themed restaurant whistleblower Luo Shanna broke the news in a private chat group. She believes that the waiter of the restaurant, Wally, is developing a secret relationship with a mysterious lady.

However, because the woman is older and her previous marriage and relationship were more complicated, considering the acceptability of relatives and friends of both parties, the couple involved have not yet thought of making their relationship public.

"I can see clearly that he secretly logged into the background of the food delivery system as an administrator, just to find the contact information of his rumored girlfriend!" said the whistleblower Luo Shanna, "After that, Wally took various opportunities to go to the food delivery system every day. Gossip girlfriend's boudoir ran away, and when she went out, her face was full of joy, and she went for several hours!"

However, since this matter involves the privacy of her colleagues, and Rochina cannot guarantee the truth of the relevant details, she said that she will stop breaking the news in the future until she unearths the stone hammer about this relationship.

Gu Shanna just went to write a short update, and she couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the girls' gossip group when she came back. She flipped through the chat messages in the group and said dumbfounded: "Hey, Wally is so good?!"

"What's wrong with Wally?" Dick came out of the shower, Da Ma sat down on the sofa, and took her into his arms casually, "What are you talking about in the girls' gossip group?"

This girl gossip group was created by Gaby and Lorna. Only female employees of the restaurant can join, and all male compatriots are rejected, so Dick has always been curious about how they describe themselves in it.

However, Dick still respects the gossip privacy of lesbians. Even if he can hack into the backstage and see clearly with the movement of his fingers, he resists not to do so.

After dating for so long, Gushanna is quite confident in her boyfriend's character, knowing that he will not peep, so she continued to look through the chat records openly, and read a few words: "It is said that Wally is chasing an aunt beauty."

Dick wiping his hair with one hand: "!!!"

The news was so explosive that Dick excitedly shook the water from Gushana's face, and the towel was scared away.

Dick: "Didn't he say that he would always like young, invincible, hot girls?!"

Gu Shanna clicked on the candid photo of the woman sent by Lorna, looked into it carefully, and said: "Although this beauty is a bit older, she still has a bulging front and a sloping back, which is not exotic... Huh? She looks a little bit look familiar?"

Dick couldn't bear it anymore, he leaned up to take a look, and then suddenly "...".

Gusanna was still there trying to zoom in on the photo for research, when she heard her boyfriend say, "This is Edina Arrow."

Gushanna didn't react for a while, and asked without raising her head, "Who?"

"The youngest daughter of the owner of [Aero Restaurant], she often orders takeaway from your restaurant recently." Dick was puzzled, "But, I think there may be some misunderstanding..."

I often order takeaway from [Superhero Theme Restaurant]...

Wally is the takeaway brother of [Superhero Theme Restaurant]...

Hey, if you look at these two things together, there must be some impure PY transaction in it, it must be like this!

Without even thinking about it, Gushanna slapped him on the thigh: "What misunderstanding is there! Ordering food is their date code. As long as the two want to meet, the woman will order food, and Wally will deliver food, and then Sauce and stuffed..."

She smiled meaningfully, and added: "It's all written in Huaxia's bloody romance novels!"

Dick: "..."

Dick still didn't believe it, even if Wally suddenly changed his aesthetics and got out of the order, would he not be embarrassed in front of him?

Besides, it's not been a day or two since Wally disliked the love between him and Shanna. If he really wants to have a girlfriend, he will definitely bring the dog food as soon as possible, and return all the dog food he ate before.

Gu Shanna said: "Maybe the relationship is not stable enough, so he doesn't want to talk about it! It took a long time for me and you to tell my friend."

Dick: "But, I've known Wally for so long, he's not a low-key guy!"

Gushanna rolled her eyes wildly: "In order to protect his girlfriend, it's rare for someone to keep a low profile?"

At this point, Dick was completely convinced by her, and he no longer had the problem of the wheels.It's a rare opportunity to be alone, and neither of them has a job that requires overtime. After talking about Wally's gossip, they should go about their business.

After a long kiss, Gushanna almost lost her strength, and lay softly in Dick's arms, panting.She feels that she is also a talent. At such a beautiful moment, her mind is full of the first article in the food column, is it really good to write mackerel dumplings?

In order to increase the interest of readers and lengthen the length of the article, Gu Shanna also added a Neptune fanfiction in the image of Spanish mackerel dumplings at the beginning of the article.

This fanfic is the early work of Gushanna, which belongs to the dark history of ignorant writing and playing without knowing anything. Almost scolded to death.

Now Gushanna's desire to survive is very strong. Of course, the German orthopedics department cannot be placed in the food column. I only intercepted a very cute clip. It is probably the first time the mackerel dumpling king (also known as the sea king) swam, and he ran to The hot soup in the old man's bath cooked himself.

At first, the system strongly objected: [Successor of socialism, is this not good for you?How can you cheat the manuscript fee in this way? 】

Gushanna: "I asked Kate. My column is not paid by the word count. It doesn't matter if you write long or short. Anyway, it's so much money."

[Since this is the case, you should write it shorter, why bother to engage in so many strange operations in order to lengthen the length. 】

Gushanna: "You know what. Is the word count still my main purpose now? No. My main purpose now is to make the articles in the food column interesting and interesting, to win face for Kate, and to get her early promotion and salary increase. CEO."

[Successor of socialism, I am sorry for being dull, I don't quite understand your brain circuit. 】

Gushanna didn't bother to explain to it. After communicating with her friends that day, she went back and thought about it seriously. Her biggest feature is that her characters are food-like, her language is humorous and cute, and her plot is full of dog blood and chicken blood. .

So, in order to impress the readers of Gotham Food & Wine and fight the blood of hundreds of food columnists, Guzanne must maintain her fine tradition.

Gushanna has decided that at the beginning of each column in the future, she will put a paragraph of food-oriented superhero fanfiction that she once wrote.Anyway, there are more than tens of thousands of superheroes who have been harmed by Gushanna. No matter what food is to be written in the column, she can find the corresponding fanfiction in the hard drive.

The system trembled: [Successor of socialism, you are really a devil, you are not enough to harm the readers of the Green Chirp Doujinshi site, and you even want to extend your devil's claws to the kind people of Gotham!Here, on behalf of the Universal Poverty Alleviation System Alliance, I must severely condemn your bad behavior: please continue, don’t stop! 】

Gushanna: "..."

Once the thoughts drifted out, they could never be taken back, and Gushana didn't bother to linger on Dick's taste, just thinking about what to write for the next column.

Dick is not used to seeing his girlfriend's behavior of wandering into outer space at any time. He can guess with his toes that Shanna must be missing some food again at the moment.

So Dick was very calm, and seized the opportunity to secretly kiss him several times, until Gushanna reacted and bit him hard.

After a week or two, under Li Han's vigorous whipping, all the newly recruited employees passed the final exam of the training class (Li Han personally wrote the questions), and were honored to be qualified for employment.

Afterwards, Li Han arranged positions for the mutants one by one according to their respective skills. After the personnel arrangements were made, the second floor of the restaurant could finally be officially put into use.

Just as the spring limited menu is about to be discontinued, Gu Shanna and Li Han planned to launch a multi-person hot pot and a small hot pot for one person at the same time on the official opening day on the second floor, which coincides with the glorious retirement of flower dishes.

Eating a small hot pot for one person is a special service that Gushanna has long wanted to launch. The source of inspiration is mainly the singles in the restaurant, especially Li Han and Peter. There is nothing, and it hurts to think about it.

When I lived in Nanyi before, because I had few friends and most of them were still out of town, Gu Shanna occasionally went to eat, and usually went to a one-person restaurant with a small hot pot, so as not to order too much food and avoid being caught. The embarrassment of some aunts and uncles pointing.

However, the small hot pot in most one-person restaurants usually only has three kinds of pot bases, clear soup, spicy and Thai hot and sour.

Some stores also have seafood soup base, but anyone who has eaten it knows that there is not much difference between seafood soup and clear soup. It is really bullying hot pot and it will not be unpalatable.

Gushanna is different. She herself came from a single dog, and she knows how difficult it is for a foodie who lives alone to eat rich if he doesn't find a partner and can't cook.

Moreover, she is also very displeased with some restaurants' way of perfunctory customers' tastes in order to reduce costs, so long before the renovation was completed, Gu Shanna searched for hot pot recipes from all over the world, tossing out more than a dozen soup bases, which will definitely satisfy Satisfy Gotham's vast food needs.

At this time, Hannah's role was revealed. She deserved to be a publicity talent upgraded by Gu Shanna, who turned her head and took out a planning book for the [Hot Pot Revolution] series of activities, and looked at Li Han in a daze. .

Gu Shanna glanced at the plan, which probably encourages foodies to go to the restaurant to eat hot pot every day. The first customer to finish all the hot pot soup in the [Superhero Theme Restaurant] will win a huge prize.

In addition, because Gushanna was still hesitant to launch an open-air barbecue, Hannah non-stop came up with a series of activities called "How Much Do You Know About Huaxia BBQ?" The planning book was thicker than that of "Hot Pot Revolution", and there were more tricks.

Comrade Hannah has a brilliant literary talent, the copywriting is really hype, the content of the event looks super interesting, and the prizes are rich, it is a fancy way to lure customers to the restaurant for consumption.

Even Gusanna herself has to admit that Hannah is the real geese who pluck the hair and leave the skin behind.After reading the plans for the two events, she herself was moved, not to mention the simple people of Gotham.

Gu Shanna has no objections, and Li Han naturally has no problem. Anyway, the promotion of hot pot has been warmed up on the Internet a long time ago, as long as you find an auspicious day and announce it on the official social account.

Li Han went to Chinatown again on purpose, found the magic stick and demigod from before, and after looking through the perpetual calendar for a long time, it can be regarded as picking a good day for opening and entering the market.

The restaurant's social accounts are now managed by Hanna. The old driver launched the [Surprise Countdown] event three days in advance, which brought a good rhythm and completely ignited the enthusiasm of netizens.

On the day when the restaurant opened on the second floor and the hot pot was launched, the threshold of the [Superhero Themed Restaurant] was almost leveled by the customers who were waiting to be filled, and the police detectives who came to cheer spontaneously almost didn't squeeze in.

Even Li Han was very surprised by such a grand event, but Gushanna's heart was not fluctuated, even a little numb.

Gushanna: "Do you have any misunderstanding about my ability? The soup base I cook must be the best, and it is certainly worth fighting for by customers!"

The employees of the restaurant applauded her like a dog: "The proprietress is right, she is so confident!"

"Qi chi chi chi, the proprietress is awesome!"

"This formation is not big enough, hurry up and let Hannah go online to lead the rhythm, and the number of people must be tenfold for me tomorrow!"

……

The whole process of the onlookers expressed that it was really unbearable: [Successor of socialism, I think you are really drifting away. 】

Gushanna said that the reason why she developed into the shameless scale she is now is all the responsibility of the system.

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

Gu Shanna was also straightforward, and said with a strong voice: "I used to stay well in Nanyi, but you insisted on bringing me to Gotham to open a restaurant, and the colleagues here are not good, making me look like a chef. Whatever you do, customers will buy it, and after a long time, your mentality will naturally drift away."

【………】

Gushanna was still sighing there: "Think of me as a steady and practical socialist successor, but I was poisoned by capitalist foodies into such a wild and unruly appearance. Why don't you reflect on yourself!"

Aggrieved, the system circled around in circles, wanting to refute but felt that what she said seemed to be a little bit right, and the more she thought about it, the more she agreed with it, and finally got completely wrapped up in it.

【……Successor of socialism, you are a genius of logic.I'm autistic, you can do whatever you want. 】

Gu Shanna said quietly: "Hey, but the foodies in Gotham are so cute. The folk customs in Gotham are really simple in terms of eating."

System: Silence is Cambridge tonight.JPG

Gushanna ran to the second floor and walked around a few times after molesting the system. It was not to check whether the employees were serious about their work, but to take the opportunity to chat with the new mutant employees and collect a few Super hero.

However, due to well-known reasons, the new mutant employees are quite afraid of her. When they see Gushanna, they will straighten their backs consciously, and dare not look directly into her eyes when they speak. .

As a successor to socialism who is not afraid of difficulties, Gushanna did not flinch, and kept an amiable smile all the way, racking his brains to answer the mutants.

With Gushanna's persistent persistence, the relationship between her and the employees gradually eased. Even if Gushanna suddenly stretched out her left hand, no one would run away screaming in fright.

Gushanna looked lovingly at the shivering new employee in front of her. The current situation is quite favorable to her. As long as she maintains this rhythm, she will be able to collect all the new heroes before the end of the day.

Unexpectedly, Gushanna circled around the second floor and chatted with all the mutants. Even Aya, who was most afraid of her, was willing to high-five her. It didn't sound for a long time.

Could it be that the little sand sculpture in the system was disconnected by her angrily?

Anyway, it is also an envoy sent by the Cosmic Poverty Alleviation System Alliance. It is not so fragile, right?

Gushanna found a quiet place and called the system: "What's the matter with you? Have those superheroes been successfully collected?"

[Successors of socialism, I am extremely sorry!The mutants you chatted up with just now are still cucumber eggs. They have neither a code name nor any achievements. They can't be counted as superheroes for the time being, and they don't belong to the target of the hero collection task! 】

Gu Shanna was stunned, and stammered: "What, what?"

[It means that they have not debuted yet, and you can only collect superheroes who have already made their debut. 】

Gu Shanna spat out a mouthful of old blood: "You are Hong Guoguo's revenge! They are all students of X Academy, and they will debut sooner or later, can't they just collect the loan?"

[Successors of socialism, you are right, but the world is impermanent, we cannot guarantee whether they will become superheroes or super villains after their debut! 】

Gushanna was so angry that she couldn't choose what to say: "They will definitely be superheroes after their debut, and mutants who have eaten my food will definitely not choose to become villains!"

【why? 】

Gushanna said forcefully: "Because my mother doesn't cook for super villains, look at [Penguin] and [Poison Ivy], which one has eaten my cooking?!"

【………】

[Successors of socialism, don't mess around.If you really want to collect them, why don't you hurry up and raise funds to send them to debut! 】

Guzanne: "QAQ"

The matter has come to this point, and Gushanna can't be bothered anymore. She went back to the second floor with a sad face, and saw the youthful mutants one after another. She just thought they were immature watermelons in the melon field, and she could only look at them but not eat them. .

I'm so angry!

Why what why? !

The Sand Sculpture System is here to trick me again!

Gusanna went downstairs in a huff, and just after turning the corner of the corridor, she saw Wally squatting at the door of the office, with a solemn expression, staring at the mobile phone on his lap, motionless.

Infected by his serious attitude, Gushanna couldn't help but stop and stood aside with her arms folded to watch carefully.Li Han came to talk to her about something, but she also pulled him over to watch the excitement.

In the crowded restaurant, the three of them remained motionless until Wally's cell phone rang.

【You have a new takeaway order! 】

Before the final sound of the word "single" fell, Wally suddenly jumped up. He jumped so high that the top of his head almost hit the chandelier in the corridor.The noise was so loud that the two people who were watching the scene were startled. Before they could make a sound, Wally disappeared at the end of the corridor in the blink of an eye.

Li Han stroked his chest and asked in shock, "What happened to him?"

Gushanna: "It's nothing, it's just a young man's bosom."

Lorna happened to come out of the bathroom, and when she heard the young boy Huai Chun, she couldn't help but look back, and Gushanna just happened to look up at her, and the two exchanged a tacit gossip smile.

Seeing the two of them smiling slyly and winking, Li Han looked confused: "???"

When the restaurant closed in the evening, Dick came to pick up Gushana, and she told Wally about it.

Gu Shanna was beaming with joy: "I logged into the background of the food delivery system and checked. It was indeed Edina's account who ordered the food at that time, and it was still delivered to that private hospital."

Dick still couldn't believe it: "I still feel that there is a misunderstanding. Wally is not a cautious person. He wants to use a loudspeaker to announce his affairs so that all the Titans know."

Gushanna said with disgust: "You straight men are not born to follow the gossip radar, just wait, he is sure..."

"Boss, I have something important to announce!"

Wally, who came in suddenly, interrupted the gossip between Gushanna and her boyfriend. It was the first time Gushanna had heard him talk to her in such a serious tone after they had known each other for so long.

Gusanna was taken aback for a moment, then quickly became excited, and even winked at Dick: Look what I said?This is not going to be officially announced!I want to tell my friends in the group as soon as possible!

Dick: "..."

Wally breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to speak, but was stopped by Gu Shanna, who was typing frantically on his mobile phone.

"Wait, wait, wait for me for 2 minutes!" Gu Shanna's fingers fluttered and her face was full of joy, "Hey, come and eat melon!"

Wally: "???"

He looked at Dick questioningly, only to find that the latter was also looking at him questioningly, with a somewhat speechless expression on his face.

Wally was completely confused, what was he doing?

"Come on, come on, come on, I'm coming!"

"Come on, come on, come on, I'm coming too!"

"We're all here."

With the excited screams of Lorna and Gaby, and Laura's slightly reserved voice, the members of the girls' gossip group were almost all present.

Guzanne looked at Wally expectantly: "Okay, now you can talk."

The other three girls nodded together, and their movements were neat and uniform. Although there were only three of them, they suddenly showed a majestic momentum.

Dick couldn't help standing a little further away from them, but was glared at by Gushanna, and had no choice but to stand back obediently.

Wally was stunned by their situation, and after a long while, he regained his emotions and said seriously: "Actually, during this time, I have been—"

"Grow old together!"

"A loving couple!"

"Born your son early!"

"Happy family!"

Wally who was interrupted again: "???"

Wally looked at Dick questioningly again, but saw his friend say slowly: "Congratulations, you can also spread dog food in the future."

Wally: "??? What are you talking about???"

The author has something to say: Wally: How fat? ? ?What kind of fat is this? ? ?

Finally came back!Sorry for being a little late today~