[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Macho acting like a baby is pretty scary.

In particular, a certain hunk has first-class learning ability and is good at drawing inferences from one instance. He not only mastered yingying in a very short period of time, but also learned to woo woo woo.

From then on, as soon as Gushanna opened her eyes, the duet of her boyfriend and pet could be heard in her ears, and Gushanna's ears were almost ringing.

Julia is okay, just a few words tossed and turned, but Dick has a variety of tricks, inserting chirps anytime and anywhere.

Having Hawaiian toast for breakfast, Dick said, "Oh, I have so many slices of ham!"

Gushanna: Oh, you are so good.JPG

In the middle of the night, he went out to fight monsters as Ye Yi, and Dick wanted to walk coquettishly around the house, put on a good look, and say another sentence: "Hmph, tonight he must be beaten so hard that he can't even say woo woo woo!"

Gushanna: "...People may not know what woo woo woo is."

When the superintendent was under the pressure of his superiors and hinted that Dick should stop looking at a certain case, he punched the refrigerator door, leaving a solid fist pit.

Seeing Gushanna's subtle eyes, Dick immediately covered his heart artificially: "Oh, my hand hurts so much, woo woo woo, I need my girlfriend to blow it off."

Guzanne: "...Big brother, you are going in the wrong direction, Hollywood is on the other side of the hill."

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These are just the tip of the iceberg of macho acting like a baby.

Gushanna thought that if she could open a new hole in the future, she must write a book "Titan: The Rise of the Night", and make all-round complaints about Dick's sand sculpture behavior.

However, although the hunk acting like a baby is scary, it is also an excellent material.As a professional writer, Gu Shanna complained, while secretly recording Dick's coquettish memoir, and prepared to write it into "Jiujiu Diary" as a meme.

The long (fried) son (chicken) who looks soft and cute but loves to be coquettish but has first-class fighting power, this person... a chicken design, it sounds exciting!

And Comrade Dick, who knows nothing about this, is still innovating, constantly updating the moves of acting like a baby, and providing inexhaustible sand sculpture materials for his dear girlfriend.

After a few days, when the materials were almost collected, Gushanna began to save the manuscript.

Because she still has to hold her ground in the back kitchen and train Julia at night, she rarely has the time to code a whole paragraph, so she downloads a code word app, remembers it when she thinks of it, and writes a paragraph when she feels inspired.

Anyway, "Jiujiu Diary" is a daily outline of cuteness, almost all of which are relaxed dialogues, and the plot is simple. Even if it is interrupted midway, it is not easy to pick up the text again.

After writing for more than half a month in such a leisurely time, I have saved a manuscript of about [-] words, which is close to half of the word count required by the task.

Just at this time, Julia's training was coming to an end, and Gushanna took her to the restaurant to try the training effect.

Originally Dick had promised to go with them, but before going out, he received a phone call saying that there was a collective prison break in Arkham Asylum, and seven or eight super villains including [Penguin] overthrew several supervisors. Packed up and ran away.

Gu Shanna: "Tsk tsk tsk, just after the gang of three rogues left, they escaped from prison. It's a shame."

Dick agrees: "Yeah, they just suck up."

"..." Gushanna's scalp exploded, "What the hell is Angangang?"

Dick pinched his throat and said maliciously, "You're new, isn't it cute?"

Gushanna shuddered: "Oh my god, you're almost done!"

Dick let out a successful hehe smile, and he returned to seriousness after laughing enough, saying: "I may be busy recently, and I may not be able to pick you up at night. Be careful on the way home."

Gushanna: "Don't worry! If someone attacks me, I will turn him into suet and send it to the restaurant to make lard."

Dick: "..."

It's alright, Shanna's character who wants to cook everything she sees will never fail.

Julia lived up to expectations and performed very well in the restaurant. Because she is a senior bionic person, she performed very stably on each dish. She tried a whole recipe one by one without making a single mistake.

Li Han and Gaby tried the dishes, and they both thought it was good. The taste was almost the same as that made by Gu Shanna.

Li Han: "Great! From now on, the proprietress will be free to focus on the food line. Our dream of inviting big-name celebrities to advertise is just around the corner!"

Gaby: "Yes! If you make money, you can sell the surrounding shops, or buy the second and third floors!"

I forgot to mention here that [Superhero Theme Restaurant] is actually a three-story building. Gushanna has read the information given by the system and knows that the entire building is within the scope of her mission, but she is currently progressing slowly and only unlocks it for the time being. up the first floor.

Gu Shanna estimated that according to the system's urine, after completing the restaurant task this time, the second floor should be unlocked, and then just use the [Free Upgrade and Renovation Coupon] rewarded earlier to repaint both floors one time.

Even if it can't achieve the magnificent decoration effect of that Siam restaurant, it must be a little more refined than it is now.

Gushanna happily made up her mind, and when she returned home, she started to work overtime for Julia. That night, she pulled the training progress to 100%, and planned to let her start work the next day.

Of course, Gu Shanna will not quit the back kitchen immediately, after all, she is the treasure of the restaurant (Li Han's original words), regular customers may not be able to accept the news of her honorable retirement for a while.

[Congratulations on completing the pet training!Unlock the language system!Unlock the custom language system!Players can log in to the pet's attribute bar and modify related settings! 】

Hearing the familiar voice of the system, Gu Shanna was very excited. It was worthwhile for her to practice Julia day and night, and now she can finally modify the life-threatening chain.

As long as Julia stopped chirping, Dick would not follow suit, and the duet duo that had tortured her for half a month was about to disappear completely, and I was happy to think about it.

Gushanna clicked on Julia's property bar, and there were several modes under [Language System], such as [Moe Mode], [Survival Mode], [Normal System] and [Custom System], which one to choose, pet Will speak and act according to the corresponding pattern.

Look at it again, okay, [Show cute mode] is actually the default language system mode.

Gushanna's head is full of black lines, and she will be yelling, what kind of cuteness is she?

Gu Shanna is too lazy to create a custom mode. This system is not a Chagou input method, and it can also directly download the dictionary package. It has to be modified sentence by sentence, and it is tiring to think about it.

Without much hesitation, she drastically changed Julia's language system to [Normal Mode].

[The player has changed the language system to "normal mode"!Please restart the pet within 3 minutes to enjoy better service. 】

Gushanna: "...you learned this trick from Huaxia Mobile, right?"

While complaining, Gushanna didn't dare to stop the movement of her hand, quickly found the [Restart] option, and slapped it down.

[Ah, the master wants to drive the baby away, err. 】

After Julia finished speaking, she obediently walked to the corner and lay down, then straightened her body, tilted her head, and her blue eyes dimmed like a broken light bulb.

Gushanna couldn't help but think of a word: dead body.

And when thinking of holding a corpse, one has to talk about her best yoga pose [Corpse Standing], and when it comes to [Corpse Standing], one has to mention that Dick is still working hard to drag her to the gym...

As soon as Gushanna spread the wings of association, she couldn't stop. When Julia finished restarting and came to her obediently, she was already thinking about the specific operation methods of the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty.

Julia: "Ma'am, good morning."

Gushanna woke up from the fugue and looked at the other party happily: "Hello."

Julia: "I'm ready, when can I officially go to work?"

No blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, my new chef is back to normal!

Gushanna was overjoyed and stuttered: "Tomorrow, I will go to work tomorrow, hahahahaha!"

"Okay, thank you lady boss."

Julia smiled slightly, her expression was the same as that of ordinary people, and she couldn't tell that she was a mentally handicapped bionic with facial paralysis a few minutes ago.

Gushanna was suddenly moved by the feeling of being a daughter-in-law who has been a mother-in-law for many years. Damn it, it can be regarded as the end of the hard days of saving time and writing manuscripts!

The author has something to say: Dick: I knew a certain author wouldn't let me fall in love easily!

Mou Tao: Others only let the hero and heroine determine the relationship after the end. You have embraced a beauty so early, what more bicycle do you want?

Penguin: ? ? ?I worked hard to escape from prison for a long time, and I can't even have a line?

This chapter was written on the highway, it is a bit short, there should be more tomorrow!