[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Wally was so shocked that he couldn't even speak clearly: "Master, master?"

As he said that, he looked at Dick in horror, as if to say: Dude, it turns out that you two like this in private! ! !

Dick didn't know what to say, so he looked at Gushana inquiringly.

It happened so suddenly that Gushanna was so anxious that she was sweating: "No! No! She, she, she...Actually, Julia is a fairy from that world!"

As soon as the words came out, she was embarrassed.

What kind of lame excuse is this?Writing so many sand sculpture materials accumulated over the years, any one is better than this!

Dick: "???"

Wally was dumbfounded: "Fairy, goblin? Is the world created by your mother so powerful? What kind of goblin is she?"

Gushanna bit the bullet: "Well, Julia...she is a good learner."

Wally: "..."

Dick: "..."

Gu Shanna observed their reactions, and saw that both of them were shocked by lightning, and felt that this reason was unconvincing, so she laughed and said: "Haha, I'm just joking! Actually, that's actually..."

Her mind was spinning quickly, and she flipped through the sand sculpture materials collected over the years in an instant, and finally combined the essence of the Marvel universe and the silly and sweet drama, and gave a seemingly reasonable statement——

Gushanna: "Actually, Julia is a mutant from that world, and her ability is learning."

Wally is skeptical: "Really?"

"Really!" Gushanna affirmed. In order to increase her persuasiveness, she also asked Julia to demonstrate the skill of learning the chicken fried chicken in a second.

Everything went well at first, and the two of them almost believed it. After learning, Julia followed the system's settings as usual, and said: "Thank you, master, for your enlightenment. Julia loves you forever."

Dick: "..."

Wally: "..."

So all previous efforts were wasted, and I returned to before liberation overnight.

Damn chicken! ! !

Gushanna scolded the Goubi system a hundred times in her heart. The ancient green screen mobile phones could customize the startup greetings. When will the pet's thank you words to the owner be changed?

Fortunately, the author of Dog Blood was witty enough, and quickly thought of a new countermeasure. Just as he was about to explain, Dick, who had been dazed for a long time, spoke.

Dick thought about his words: "The mutants in that world seem to be different from our local ones."

"Julia does have a little problem." Gushanna followed his words and calmly continued, "You know, the setting of that world was originally perfect, but since I forced it in and disrupted the story line, The setting gradually deviated from the trajectory set by my parents, and many people or things became weird."

Years of experience of being naked and naked has created Gushanna's extraordinary ability to perform on the spot. She patted Julia on the shoulder and continued: "For example, Julia, her intelligence is above the average line, but her behavior ability is more like They are mechanical bionics, unable to live normally."

The baby is so awesome, and even weaved a bionic person into it, so that it can be rounded back even if it is exposed in the future! ! !

Ah, I am simply a talent who can kill chickens with martial arts and act with literature!

Gushanna glanced at it from the corner of her eye and saw that Dick's expression was also loose, obviously accepting this statement.

At this time, of course, Wally's dancing is indispensable: "But, why is Julia at your house? Where did you find her? It's so easy to migrate between planes now?"

Gushanna made up the story early: "Listen to me! Although mutants like them have poor self-care ability, they are superhuman after all. The government of that world adheres to the great idea of ​​"no talent can be wasted" , Formed an organization called [Green Haw Intermediary].”

And [Green Chirp Agency]'s duty is to search for mutants like Julia, after training, assign them to units or companies that need them according to their ability, and collect them together every night, and place them in the staff dormitory, where they will be taken care of by professionally trained personnel. Daily life also eases the burden on the parents of these children.

After finishing such a long story in one breath, Gushanna's mouth was dry and she drank a bottle of coconut juice to finish the ending: "I received a call from [Green Chirp Agency] a few days ago, and they asked Am I a plane immigrant, and asked me if I need related services."

When Dick heard this, his heart tightened: "How do they know—"

Gushanna reassured: "This is normal. Since there are superpowers in that world, there must be organizations like Black Wing. Don't worry, they have a very good attitude. They also asked me why I wanted to immigrate, and whether the original government did it. Not good enough."

Dick was relieved, and Wally was calm too.

With such an interruption, Gushanna almost forgot what to say next.

She calmed down for a few minutes, reorganized her thoughts, and said: "[Green Haw Agency] heard that I was opening a restaurant, and recommended their related services to me. I reckon that the other party has employees with the same ability as Rachel. So you can also do business across planes. It happened that there was a lack of a chef in the store, so I tried to apply for it, and then the other party sent Julia."

However, [Green Chirp Intermediary] trained Julia only for her learning ability, and did not teach other things, so after the buyer received Julia, he had to train her according to his own needs. Professional job training.

Gushanna pointed to the messy cooking table and said, "I'm training her now."

As for the title, it’s easier to explain. Gu Shanna said rather maliciously: “[Green Chirp Intermediary] After trying all the titles known to human beings during training, I found that ‘Master’ is the easiest to teach. This kind of variant People seem to have an innate affinity for the word, so even though it sounds weird, the higher-ups adopted it."

Wally was stunned: "Tsk tsk tsk, it's too sinful! It's like a master-servant Play."

Gushanna: "..."

Dick thought for a while: "Probably because their behavior settings are biased towards robots!"

Gusanna smiled at him approvingly: "I think so too (bian)!"

After finishing speaking, she also said to Julia: "Come on, let's demonstrate the recycling function now."

Then, under the expectant eyes of Wally and Dick, Gusanna took Julia back to the pet pen openly.

Anyway, they only need to tell the system when recycling, they can't hear the sound of the system, let alone see the operation panel.

Guzanne: What a f*cking little douchebag I am! ! !

[Successor of Socialism, Oscar owes you a Lifetime Achievement Award. 】

The corner of Gushanna's mouth twitched. Why is she so destined for the Lifetime Achievement Award? Could it be that she is so good that the starting line is at the end of others?

【...Successor of socialism, you are gone. 】

With her powerful storytelling ability, Julia's crisis was temporarily lifted.

However, this crisis is gone, and another crisis is coming.

While Dick went back to his room to get the files, Wally secretly asked Grisana, "Are you tired of Dick?"

Gushanna: "???"

Wally: "Dick confided in my distress during the gay night before..."

Gusanna shook the goosebumps on her arms: "Tell me about distress?"

Wally glared: "What's wrong? Iron-blooded men can't talk about it? You're a gender stereotype!"

Guzanne: "Okay, okay, go ahead. What did he talk about?"

Wally took a deep look at her: "Dick said, you've been looking forward to him going on a business trip all day long, is this what you should do when you're in love with a girl?"

Gu Shanna froze, she was careless!

Just now I was patronizing the two of you, but I forgot to compile this one into it. Sure enough, if there is no outline, it is easy to make bugs!

Wally's eyes flashed. "Our Dick is so good, you can't—"

"I'm not! I'm not!" Gusanna lowered her voice hastily. "Oh, it's not what you think. Of course I want to be with Dick all the time! He's awesome and knows different meats." The sizing method, he can beat it without an egg beater-"

"Stop, stop!" Wally said unbearably, "Resolutely resist your shameless behavior of secretly throwing dog food!"

Gushanna said confidently: "Where did I rub it secretly, I am so obvious!"

Wally: "..."

When Dick came out, he saw Jiyou with a hurt face, and said sadly: "I will never listen to you again!"

Dick: "???"

Wally: "Hmph, and complaining that Shanna is tired of you, I think that's just what the two of you are interested in. A little girl is better than a newlywed. Huh, vulgar!"

Dick again: "???"

Gushanna didn't expect that her casual words would cause such a big psychological shadow on her boyfriend, and she couldn't help but feel guilty.

However, in front of Wally now, she is not easy to coax Dick, so she can only briefly explain a few words first, and the rest will be said when the two of them are alone.

In order to perfect the setting, after the two of Dick left, Gushanna went back to the kitchen and dug out a thigh-thick white radish, dug out a beautiful and complete circle with a biscuit mold, and forged a [Green Chirp Agency] official seal.

When I was obsessed with handbooks, my family stockpiled a lot of beautiful seals and ink pads. Gu Shanna found a plate of ink pads that was closest to vermilion in color. on the contract.

After checking again and again that nothing was missed, Gushanna let out a long breath, and fell back, completely paralyzed on the sofa.

As the saying goes, too many skills don't overwhelm her body, she has experienced enough today.

Gushanna relieved her mood, picked up a can of coconut juice, and was about to drink it, when the system said in a standard broadcast tone——

[Successors of socialism, in fact, forging contracts and official seals, as long as you apply, the system can do it for you. 】

Gu Shanna jumped up and almost squeezed the paper box containing coconut milk: "Damn it, why didn't you say it earlier!!!"

[It's all your fault that your performance was so wonderful that the system was so addicted to it that you forgot your responsibilities. I'm sorry. 】

Gushanna roared: "I'm sorry, what do you need a superhero to do? Your uncle! The dog is beaten by the system!"

[Players are asked to control their emotions. If the irritability index exceeds the threshold, the system will activate an emergency procedure and send the player to Antarctica to calm down for three months! 】

Gu Shanna sneered with her hips on her hips: "Hehe, I'm afraid you are not the black cat sheriff, I have Rachel's portal!"

The system was dumb for a moment, and it was silent for a moment, as if thinking of a new countermeasure.

Gu Shanna said impatiently: "Forget it, it's useless to blame you at this time. But, [Green Haw Intermediary], can you help me improve the setting?"

【Can. 】

The dogbi system agreed so neatly, and Gushanna was a little worried, thinking that the system would make a shameless request of "complete XX chapter of XX mission, and you can get XXX".

However, Gushanna waited for a long time, but still didn't hear the cheap voice of the system, and couldn't help feeling more and more flustered, always feeling that there was still a big meteorite crater waiting for her.

The more Gushanna thought about it, the more something was wrong, so she tried to ask: "Then what, don't you need to complete special tasks?"

The system is inexplicable: [No need, it is the system's job to share the worries of the players. 】

Don't worry, all her recent worries are due to the system - no, it should be Black Wing and the system.

Gushanna curled her lips: "You are at best lying for the players, and you are also trying to hide yourself from being discovered by Dick."

The system again shamelessly admitted.

Afterwards, the system exerted its supernatural power, and really created a government organization called [Green Haw Intermediary] in the original world, as well as a supporting official website, APP, and even a customer service phone number. After dialing, press zero to answer it. Through manual customer service.

But Gu Shanna knew that this was just like [Fresh Food Delivery for Poverty Alleviation], it was an empty shell, and the employees inside were all extremely realistic advanced bionics.

However, it was enough for the system to do this just to cover for her.

Having survived the crisis smoothly, Gusanna finished her drinks and ate some snacks to suppress her shock, then returned to the kitchen refreshed and continued to teach Julia how to cook.

At night, when Dick returned to the apartment, he could smell the strong aroma of food as soon as he opened the door, and received a warm bear hug and a sweet kiss from his girlfriend.

At this time, the atmosphere is just right, Dick is also a little excited, holding his fragrant and soft female friend, just about to go further, when he hears a series of unpleasant "Master, I learned this cumin lamb chops", "Master, When will we learn the next dish", "Master, please don't leave me for too long" sentences.

Dick was stiff all over, and his face was as black as the bottom of a pot that hadn't been washed in half a year: "How long is Julia going to stay at your house?"

Gu Shanna was very guilty, touched his lips, and said with a smile: "Hurry up, in a month or so, she will learn all the dishes—"

Dick exclaimed, "A month?!"

Gushanna: "Ahem, don't get excited! I, I will discuss with [Green Chirp Agency] to adjust Julia's study time, and you will send her back after work."

Dick's expression was uncertain, and it took him a while to say: "Hey, it's better to take advantage of your time! I..."

I, I can bear it :)

Anyway, before Julia appeared, I also endured Casal cheese, Iberian ham, anglerfish liver, Angus beef, Ethiopian mixed spices, Brazilian walnuts, Guguhof bread... and thousands of other delicacies.

Dick: I'm used to it.JPG

Gushanna still felt guilty, so she promised: "I promise, after training Julia and letting her replace me in the back kitchen, I will definitely make up for you."

Dick smiled wryly: "Honey, don't set up flags indiscriminately. When one Julia leaves, there will be hundreds of Julia standing up. If Julia does a good job, you may still cooperate with [Green Chirp Agency], and then spend another Months of training staff."

And he will not be single for more than a month, but it is better than the lonely and cold life of a single dog.

Gu Shanna smiled and said: "My dear, don't worry, I won't have to stay in the back kitchen all day by then, the time is flexible, and I can train employees at any time!"

Dick doesn't believe it: "I think, with your kitchen craze, you'll just spend more time in the kitchen when you're flexible."

Gushanna: "No way! If you don't believe me, you can count the time and see if I spend more time with you or with the kitchen!"

After all, the estimated word count of "Jiujiu Daily" is 30 words. Even if she completes the 22 words of the welfare chapter of the pit filling task, she will only have about [-] words. She still has to draw materials from Dick to write the rest [-] words!

Dick, who knew nothing about it, turned pale when he heard this: "Okay, I can barely believe you—"

"Master has been away from Julia for too long! He Erkang and Ziwei have given birth to their second child!"

"Ah~ Julia fell down! She has to be hugged by the master before she can stand up!"

"Master! Master! Julia calls Master affectionately!!!"

"Is the master going to abandon Julia?"

Dick: "..."

Guishanna let go of Dick with a guilty conscience, trotted back to the kitchen, and said in a coaxing tone of a baby: "Come on, come on! The master is coming!"

She was so disgusted that she fought a cold war, and once again scolded the weird setting of the Goobi system.

According to the system explanation, if you want to customize and modify Julia's language system, you must complete [pet training], and the current training progress is——

10%...

After hearing this tragic news, Gushanna seemed to have fallen into the water of coptis, and even the bubbles she spit out were bitter.

Gushanna: Keep smiling, laughing, laughing.JPG

At this time, Dick's bitter voice came from behind: "Shanna, why don't I call you master from now on, blah blah."

Gushanna slammed on the refrigerator door: "..."

Dick's voice was low and magnetic, and when the two of them were alone, he whispered a word in his ear, which made Gushanna blush and heartbeat.But with such a sexy and masculine voice, the effect is really horrifying.

Gu Shanna held the door of the refrigerator, turned around silently, and said angrily, "If you talk about it again, be careful that I will beat you!"

Dick: "Hey, out of favor."

Dick: "Hey, it's domestic violence."

Dick had no expression on his face: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."

Gu Shanna was shocked by the thunder, so she had no choice but to raise the white flag and said, "Okay, the hero has mercy."

But Dick didn't think it was enough, so he sat down cross-legged on the spot, and gave her an enhanced version: "Ah~ Dick fell down! He must be hugged by the master to stand up!"

Gushanna: "......"

The author has something to say: Dick: I am going to write a book, "On whether the master's unique skill of guarding the vacant room is due to innate talent or acquired practice", ying ying ying.

Shanna: Help_(:з」∠)_

Thanks to readers Ya% and Yi Xiaoxiao for their nutrient solution~