[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Hero Saiki

"Xiao Nan, I'm out of salt at home, can I buy some for my mother?"

[So, that's why I'm here now. 】

Saiki Kusuo stood expressionlessly at the entrance of the supermarket, with a handwritten note pasted on the closed shutter door.

[The proprietress ran away from home again, and the boss chased her out, so the door is closed early today—bracket laugh]

【What does it mean to run away from home again? 】

【Why do you look so happy when the proprietress ran away from home. 】

[And since it is a handwritten smiling face, please draw it for me. 】

Sighing inwardly, Qi Mu turned on his clairvoyance to find a nearby supermarket that was still open.

[I remember that the supermarket on the school side usually closes late...I found it. 】

It seems that the school's supermarket should be closed for a while, and the teleportation is also cooling down, so Qi Mu decided to walk over.

However, when passing by the park...

[Really, you idiot shit shoveler!People say that I am trying to lose weight and don't eat this kind of high-calorie fish. It's dry! 】

A sweet voice came, like a cute six or seven-year-old loli acting like a baby.

【? 】

Reflexively, Qi Mu turned his head and looked over.

"What's the matter, why didn't you eat today, didn't you like it very much yesterday..." A man squatted on the ground, tempting the master in front of him with the small dried fish in his hand.

[Ah~ So human beings are real, one or two don't listen to others at all! 】

The shiny fur reveals a healthy breath, a scar on the bridge of the nose makes the expression more fierce, the fangs in the mouth are looming, and the strong limbs can be stretched to see the obvious muscle lines. When he opens his mouth——

[That stinky rascal over there!Don't stare at others with such obscene eyes! 】

The black cat leaned down and growled at Qi Mu, and the fur on its tail exploded, showing an attacking posture.

'…no, just didn't expect a cat with such a voice to be so...strong. '

Saiki pushed his glasses.

【Meow?Do you understand human beings? 】

The black cat was a little surprised, and for a moment forgot the stance he had just set up.

'...well, almost. '

Qi Mu belatedly realized that he was in trouble.

[Human beings, tell this idiot shit shoveler that people don't want this kind of high-fat fish! 】

The black cat flicked its tail excitedly.

'I reject. '

【Eh?Why?How can you bear to reject such a lovely family? 】

'...it's disgusting that such a body makes such a sound. '

【What? ! ...] The black cat was hit, and its ears drooped.

"Hey, kid." The middle-aged man who had been silent at the side suddenly said, "You can understand what he is talking about."

'No, I don't understand. ' Saiki denied without hesitation.

"...do you think I'm an idiot?"

'No, I really don't understand. '

"Well, forget it, then I'll ask you and answer it." The middle-aged man stood up, with a long strip of cloth wrapped around his neck like a scarf, some stubble on his chin, messy hair, and eyes still covered It was full of red blood and looked a little sloppy, but it was still neat.

[It's an ordinary middle-aged person who is tortured by the pressure of life. 】

"Tell me why the cat stopped eating all of a sudden."

'do not know. '

"It was fine yesterday, but I didn't eat anything today."

'do not know. '

"Are you sick? Do you want to go to the hospital?"

'...Maybe it's to lose weight. '

The man stopped, and squinted at Qi Mu, "'General' doesn't need to lose weight, his figure is perfect."

'No, not the question. Qi Mu looked at the black cat who was still gluing his own glass heart.

"The general's muscles are well trained, even his tail is strong and strong." The man picked up the black cat and pinched its tail.

'It is true that she has a mighty and handsome figure. Qi Mu sighed softly, "But she is actually a lady who pursues slimness. '

"……real?"

The man was stunned, and looked down at the black cat in his arms.

"General, is it a girl?"

【Yeah, you idiot shit shoveler!She didn't even know that she was a weak girl until now——ahhh!What are you doing you pervert! ! 】

……

What a delicate scene.

Qi Mu turned his head, not to look at the man's operation of suffocating the cat in broad daylight.

[Meow, woo woo, how can you treat people like this...] The black cat was injured twice in a short period of time, and couldn't think about it for a while, so it got into the grass and ran away.

'...'

"...No other cats dare to approach me, only General will eat my food," the man said with cat scratch marks on his face, as if he was still a little confused, "I always thought that the general who is so brave must be a brave male cat. "

[Don't worry, you shouldn't have this problem in the future. 】

Qi Mu glanced at the man, then turned and left silently.

[After all, the only cat that could approach you just broke the girl's heart by you. 】

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Due to spending too much time in the park, Qi Mu teleported directly to a toilet cubicle in the school, and then bought the salt commonly used at home before the supermarket closed.

【Well, there is still plenty of time, let's drop by the video game store. 】

Qi Mu walked slowly along the street with his pocket in his hand.

"It's all said - I didn't take anything!"

A familiar and impatient voice came from the CD shop on Saiki's left.

【Ara, I seem to be in some troublesome dispute, Bakugou-san. 】

For some reason, Qi Mu, who was naturally transparent and hid, looked at the group of people who were arguing through the shelves.

"But, but... I just, really saw..."

A small boy trembling with fear holding his schoolbag, looked at Bakugou timidly.

"Ah?! Say it again, this bug!" Bakugo approached the little man dangerously, grabbed the collar and lifted him up, "Tell me, what did you see with your own eyes?" His tone was full of threats.

"Hey...yes, I'm sorry! I didn't see anything!!" The boy was so frightened that tears were about to flow out, and he repeatedly denied it.

"Hey! You bastard!" An enthusiastic onlooker next to him couldn't stand it any longer. "Are you threatening someone if you don't admit to stealing something?"

"So I didn't steal anything! Besides, I killed you!!" Bao Hao let go of the boy's collar, and turned to look at the crowd with a displeased expression on his face, "And this guy didn't see what he said just now, Didn't you hear?"

"Obviously you threatened him to change his mind, we all saw it!" Another girl also stood up and comforted the little boy with a sense of justice, "It's okay, everyone is here, he won't do anything to you .”

The boy knelt on the ground with his head in his arms. He didn't speak but kept trembling, as if he was terrified.

[Is it just an ordinary misunderstanding? 】Qi Mu, who could hear Baohao’s heartfelt voice, of course knew that he hadn’t stolen anything, but was inexplicably identified as a thief. 】

[Hahahahaha!That's right, that's it, let's justify a little more!Be a little more angry!The more this is the case, the more people will believe what I say! ! 】

The boy lowered his head cowardly, as if he didn't dare to resist under the threat of Bakugo, but his expression was gradually distorted by the cover of his hair.

[I'm really excited~ Think about what everyone will say when they return to school... That genius Bakugo is actually a shameful thief? ...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】

Qi Mu stopped in his tracks and turned to look at the boy who was still kneeling on the ground.

[Of course, this situation is another matter. 】

"How many times do I need to say it?! I said if you didn't take it, you didn't take it!" Baohao was already annoyed to the point of death, and his heart was full of depression.

"But this student clearly saw it with his own eyes!"

"Ghost knows what he saw!"

"Well, if this is the case, why don't you ask Bakugo to put your backpack..."

"Huh? Why did you ask me to open it for inspection and I will give it to you?!"

"But, but..."

"Ah—forget it, since you want to see it so much, I'll let you see it enough!" Bao Hao threw the backpack on his back heavily on the cashier counter, and smiled disdainfully, "Say it, since you Seeing that I put it in, you should know where I put it?"

"Big, it's probably the interlayer inside..." The little boy didn't dare to look into Bakugo's eyes, hesitatingly said.

"Oh? Can you see it clearly?" Baohao grinned further, "I even saw the interlayer in my bag."

The boy flinched, as if he had been stabbed by Bakugo's laugh.

"Please don't scare this classmate anymore, he has been frightened enough!" The girl next to her who had been comforting rushed out like a hen protecting her cubs.

"laugh."

Too lazy to pay attention to that person's disgusting appearance, Bakugo reached into the interlayer and touched a corner of the hard packaging without being surprised at all.

[Tsk, I was really slapped hard, which makes people uncomfortable. 】

"Since you said you didn't steal the CD, then take it out generously!"

"That's right! Let's see what's there!"

Xu Shi noticed the momentary pause of Bao Hao, and the enthusiastic crowd of onlookers began to clamor.

【……hateful! 】

Gritting his teeth, Bakugo slowly withdrew his hand.

The boy who was still too scared just now raised his head suddenly, stared at Bakugo's movements with wide eyes, with an excited smile on his face——

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~]

[Genius—the moment that was destroyed! ! 】

"...?"

Bakugou, who had already prepared for the worst, looked at the disc he took out from his bag in doubt, "This is... a game disc?"

【……What? !】

The expression on his face froze, and the little boy looked at the game CD in Bao Hao's hand in disbelief, "No...it's impossible! I obviously..."

【I obviously put it in his bag myself! 】

"Personally? Did you do something yourself?"

Bakugou turned his head, and said maliciously, that looks like a big villain.

"Ah, no! No... I mean... I saw it with my own eyes! That's right... I saw you put it in the bag with my own eyes!" The boy waved his hands in a panic, looking around for approval.

"Hey, hey - I said I saw it with my own eyes, but there is only one game disc in my bag!" Bao Hao shook the disc in his hand, raised an exaggerated smile, and said deliberately.

"That's really strange, did the CD shop sell games again? - Or did you use me to divert everyone's attention so that you could sneak out the CD in your bag? - Rather In other words, you disgusting bug."

"No, no!" The boy retorted excitedly, he hurriedly opened the bag and took out all the contents, "I didn't secretly take—"

A moment of silence.

Among the piles of textbooks that the boys poured out, there was a new CD that was released today, and it was even in good condition.

"Look, isn't this in the bag?"

The boy's legs softened and he sat on the ground, a pair of long legs appeared in front of him.

Looking up, Bakugou's vicious smile and cold eyes greeted his eyes.

"You have to pay for the things you take, scum."

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[Yeah, yeah, it's really too much to exchange salt for something equivalent to a CD. 】

Qi Mu, who had already left the CD shop, came to the sparsely populated river.

Teleportation.

One of Saiki Kusuo's super powers can transfer items from a distance to the hand, but must be exchanged with items of the same value plus or minus 10%.

In the CD shop, Qi Mu first exchanged the salt in his hand for the pencil case left at school, and then the chocolate that he hadn’t had time to eat. The process was repeated about a hundred times before he got the same from the bedroom. CDs are barely equivalent to game discs.

So he replaced the game CD in his hand with the CD in the Baohao bag, and then exchanged the boy's wallet with the CD, making a perfect swap.

[Take it as repaying your favor, classmate Baohao, no thanks. 】

Throwing the wallet up and catching it again, Qi Mu smiled.

[Next, the 10 minutes of transparency is coming soon, so let's teleport here. 】

[Meow~ Help!Meow~Who is here...help me~]

A miserable cry for help interrupted Qi Mu's movements.

'……No way. '

With a trace of luck in his heart, Qi Mu looked towards the upper reaches of the river.

The burly black cat was clinging miserably on a piece of broken wood, floating and sinking with the current, and it seemed that it would be swallowed by the waves in the next second.

[Meow~ Is there anyone? Meow~~ Save...cough cough...life! 】

'Hey, how did you get to the middle of the river. '

【ah!is it you? !Humans with pink hair before! ! 】

The black cat pricked up its ears in surprise and looked around.

[Where are you, meow~~ help me, meow~! 】

Qi Mu, who was still transparent, looked at the black cat that was about to float in front of him, and sighed secretly. [There are so few people here, if she doesn't care, I don't know if she can go ashore. 】

'I see, hold on to the driftwood beneath you. '

Saiki, who was about to use his telekinetic ability to bring the black cat ashore, stretched out a hand——

"Little cat!! Wait for me to save you!!"

【! 】

【not good! 】

With his eyes slightly open, Saiki, who sensed danger, wanted to avoid it, but it was too late——

"Ah! It hurts!! What is it—— Saiki-san?! Why are you here!"

'... What a coincidence, I also want to know this question. '

Saiki, whose translucency was deactivated by the impact, emerged from the water with a sullen face.

"Eh? I saw no one there just now..." Izuku Midoriya also fell into the water, looking at Saiki in surprise.

'No, compared to this...'

【Does anyone remember me~ Meow~!People are going to be angry~ Meow! 】

Seeing that the poor black cat was about to float past the two of them along the current.

Qi Mu stretched out his hand expressionlessly, picked up the black cat and threw it to Green Valley, and then went ashore first.

"Ah! Kitten! It's okay, I must be terrified..." Izuku Midoriya hurriedly caught the black cat, held it carefully in his arms, and carefully climbed ashore.

[It's really the worst. 】

[I didn't expect Green Valley to appear suddenly, and I can't determine the location if I can't hear my voice... It's really inconvenient. 】

Saiki wrung his drenched clothes and frowned indistinctly.

[The feeling of wet clothes sticking to the body is too bad, anyway, try drying at high temperature first. 】

Qi Mu, who was about to increase the temperature of his body, suddenly thought of something, hesitated, and changed the temperature with his hands first, covering a corner of his clothes.

【……really. 】

I saw that the fabric where the palm was removed was already scorched, and the slightly blackened palm print was not very conspicuous in the light at this time.

【Well, forget it, if the clothes suddenly dry out, even Midoriya will be suspicious. 】

Qi Mu, who gave up struggling, turned around and looked at Midoriya who was trying to dry the black cat with his wet clothes.

【Is this guy an idiot? 】

With dead fish eyes open, Qi Mu stopped Green Valley before he was bitten a second time.

"Eh? But if you don't care about it like this, you'll catch a cold." Green Valley hesitated.

Thinking of the decadent man who seemed to be reliable, Qi Mu didn't care about the black cat who ran away yelling "Thank you for saving me, and I will definitely repay you".

'Don't worry, someone will take care of her. '

"Ah... ran away." On the contrary, Lu Gu looked disappointed at the back of the black cat.

'Let's go, let's go home. '

"Ah, yes! Wait a minute, Saiki-san, you're leaving so fast!"

'So sad. '

"I'm so sorry...it's all because of me..."

'As long as you know. '

"Eh? But I didn't see Saiki-san when I came here!"

'It's your mistake. '

"No, no, I'm sure! Saiki-san seems to have been bumped and suddenly appeared!"

'...'

[Student Green Valley, you are indeed the number one troublesome person. 】

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"Ala, what happened, Xiaonan?" Saiki Kurumi looked at Qimu who was still dripping in surprise, "I'm completely soaked!"

'Well, a lot happened. Qi Mu went upstairs with a paralyzed face.

"Kusuo~Xiaonan~ are you back, Kusuo-chan?~~" Saiki Kuniharu floated over with a rippling face, "Actually, Papa's suit today—ah! It hurts! Why is there so much water here? ah!"

Qi Mu Guochun, who accidentally stepped on the water on the ground and slipped, shed tears of pain, "What's going on...mama..."

"mo~papa was too careless, didn't he get hurt?" Saiki Kurumi worriedly helped Qi Mu Guochun up, "It's actually Xiaonan... when he came back, his clothes were still dripping..."

"Eh——? Xiao Nan?!" Qi Mu Guochun's eyes widened, and then he began to murmur, "What's the matter that Kusuo is in such a mess? Could it be that he was bullied or met a gangster when he went out? Is it true that there are people who can bully Xiaonan like throwing them into the river without giving money..."

'You are so annoying. '

After a brief rinse, Qi Mu said mercilessly after changing into a set of clean clothes.

"Xiaonan, are you alright?" Saiki Kurumi was still a little worried, "Did you encounter something on the road?"

'Although the encounter on the road was a disaster, it's all right now, so don't worry. '

Qi Mu sat on the sofa and said with a relaxed face.

"Ala, ala, that's good~ we can start dinner right away," Saiki Kurumi laughed again, walked to the kitchen, and suddenly remembered something, turned to ask Qimu, "By the way, Xiaonan, mother's Where did you put the salt?"

'... oh hoo. '

[Today is indeed the worst. 】

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An empty classroom at Zhesi Middle School.

A bag of salt is quietly lying on a student's desk.

The author has something to say: Qi Shen today is also forced to get involved in all kinds of troubles.

It seems that the cultural festival revealed that Kajiang can play music, so I usually go to CD shops or something.

And although I don't usually wear pants well, I can see that Kajiang's legs are also very long from Chaobao Niuwang!

PS: I don't know where Sansan's family lives, but I said that if I can meet by chance, I will meet by chance haha.