[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Hero Saiki

It was almost noon, but the number of people in the exhibition did not decrease but increased, especially around the platform in the center of the venue, layer after layer of people surrounded the platform.

[I want to go home quickly. 】

Qi Mu glanced at the crowded crowd with a bit of disgust.

"Ah, I'm really looking forward to it," Izuku Midoriya poked his head excitedly beside Saiki, wanting to see what's going on inside, "There was also a competition yesterday, but only four people were drawn. 5 of them!"

[No, student Lu Gu, it’s just one more quota, and it won’t change anything for the African chieftain. 】

"Ladies salemen!" Suddenly a voice spread throughout the audience, full of passion, "Wele!!!"

"Oh oh oh! It's started, it's started!!"

[Yes, I understand, so can you let me go? 】

Qi Mu's face was paralyzed by Lugu's sleeves, and he raised his hand and waved it around.

【Ah, what a hassle. 】

"Snapped--"

A piece of paper was pasted on Qi Mu's face.

【Um?what is this? 】

[...More shocking 1000 servings of coffee jelly to take home! ! ...]

'Green Valley, this is the prize for this competition, right? '

Qi Mu pressed the flyer in front of Green Valley.

"...Ah? Ah, yes." Lugu was taken aback by Qi Mu, he touched his head, and said a little embarrassedly, "But there are too many people, it is impossible to draw."

【Well, if it is a normal person, the probability should be very small. 】

"—the last two lucky viewers are—"

[But for people with superpowers——]

"Numbers 189 and 203!"

[——It is a 100% probability! 】

Green Valley was stunned, he repeatedly looked at the number in his hand, number 189, and then pulled Qi Mu's number to look again, number 203.

"……real or fake?"

'It's true, Green Valley-san. '

Qi Mu took the lead to walk to the stage, his back was decisive and determined to win.

【For 1000 servings of coffee jelly! 】

The host drew a total of 5 people, in addition to Lugu and Qi Mu, there are two cute girls and...

【Ah, this world is too small. 】

"Huh? Why are Shoujiu and you, the pink hair, here too?" Bao Hao saw Qi Mu and Lv Gu stunned for a moment, and then exploded as if they were ignited.

"Xiao, Xiaosheng?!" Lugu didn't expect to meet Baohao here, he was still immersed in the joy of being drawn, and waved his hands in a panic, "This is because, that..."

'Then why are you here? Qi Mu opened his dead fish eyes.

[Things are getting more troublesome. 】

"Huh? Do you even need to ask?!" Bakugo clenched his fists and stared at the two of them fiercely, "Of course they came for the championship!"

【So Lugu and I used superpowers to cheat, and Bakugo was actually drawn by himself...】

What a lucky guy.

【But speaking of obsession with coffee jelly...】

[I will not lose to anyone. 】

Saiki looked at Bakugo, for the sake of coffee jelly, let's be a little more serious.

"Huh?..." Bakugo also noticed the change in Qi Mu, and showed a provocative smile, "Finally he is serious, this guy."

"But the champion belongs to Lao Tzu!"

'No, the championship must be mine. '

So when Lu Gu came back to his senses, what he saw was the two people who were staring at each other, making no secret of their fighting spirit.

"Huh?... What happened?"

"Clang clang! The first round - rush to answer the questions!"

"The slogan is: As long as it is about All Might, I know everything!!"

"A total of 10 questions, the 4 viewers with the most correct answers advance!"

Qi Mu evoked a small smile, [Ala, it's easy to rush to answer the questions, as long as you use telepathy, you can know the answer in the examiner's mind. 】

"Then, the first round, let's begin!"

"Question [-]: Which of the following combat uniforms did All Might wear during school?

As the topic was projected onto the big screen, the host asked questions enthusiastically, and at the same time thought to himself, 【Is this even worth mentioning? Of course it’s B. This retro design was designed by All Might himself... ...]

【B? 】

Hearing the host's voice, Qi Mu paused, feeling something was wrong, 【But...】

"Pa——" there was a loud sound of slapping the button on the left side of Qi Mu, and then Bakugo roared arrogantly, "Do you have the nerve to come up with this kind of question?! The answer is of course C!! C!!!"

"Oh? Some viewers have already given the answer first, so is the answer to this question C? Let's see—" The host looked at Baohao with a smile, but felt pity in his heart, [What a confident child, But you are wrong, the answer is B no matter how you look at it...]

"The correct answer is - C!! Let's congratulate this lucky audience for winning the first question!" [What? !It's really a C!This is impossible, am I wrong? ! 】

Qi Mu looked expressionlessly at the host who was smiling kindly and congratulating Baohao on the surface, but was maddeningly on the inside, 【...MA·JI·DE·SU·KA? 】(Are you making fun of me?)

[Please get out, you fake fan! 】

Although the host is very unreliable, there is a reliable schoolmaster boy Baohao on the left of Qi Mu, so he passed the first level smoothly in the end. On the contrary, Lu Gu was almost banned because he couldn't get the right to answer the question. down.

"Then we have round two—"

"The competition event is: catch goldfish!!"

【? 】

[Why are there goldfish prepared in the venue. 】

[By the way, the event of the competition is fishing for goldfish, don't you think it's too casual? 】

[Isn't it really a summer festival now? 】

Although complaining about this project in his heart, Qi Mu obediently took the paper net and started trying to catch goldfish, but——

[I am not good at this delicate activity. 】

Looking at the broken handle in his hand, Qi Mu fell into deep thought.

[Because of my physical fitness, it is difficult for me to control my strength, like when dodging the ball, the ball is thrown lightly, or it is a deadly ball that can kill instantly. 】

After changing the net again, Qi Mu stared at the goldfish swimming flexibly under the water surface, and then seized the opportunity to shovel it quickly! ——

"Ah, it hurts! What is this?!" The host was watching the only girl left on the stage fishing for goldfish, and suddenly received a heavy blow, "Huh? Who is it? Are you going to murder?!" 【Damn it, it hurts so much, if it wasn't for the fact that my personality just happened to be defensive, I would have died straight away, hey! 】

【...I'm really sorry, but even if your personality isn't defensive, I won't let you die. 】

Qi Mu, who realized something bad happened, took back the "murder weapon" in an instant, and then looked at the dying goldfish with some guilt.

【...Well, rest in peace, Goldfish Sauce. 】

Feeling guilty, Qi Mu restored the time of the goldfish sauce to the previous day, and then put it back in the pool.

[It seems that I can only use my mind ability. 】

Qi Mu observed the other contestants, and the remaining girl didn't seem to be very good at it, but now there are two of them, and Lu Gu has already caught 6 goldfish...

【It's an unexpectedly dexterous type, Ms. Midoriya. 】

Qi Mu was a little surprised in his heart, and then turned his eyes away. As for Bakugo Katsuki...

"Huh? What is this damn goldfish jumping about?!" Bakugo Katsumi stared at the goldfish that jumped to the ground with a grumpy face, "Do you want me to blow you up? Ah?!"

【...Why can he quarrel with a fish in a serious manner. 】

Qi Mu looked delicately at Bakugou who was blown into his hand by the fish and started to explode with sparks.

【Please, let it go, it's just an innocent goldfish. 】

"Xiao, Xiaosheng?!" Lugu followed Qi Mu's gaze and almost jumped up in shock, "Don't do this, Xiaosheng! Your personality will cook the fish!!"

"You don't need to tell me this kind of thing, Shijiu!" Bakugo gave Lugu a fierce look, "Who do you think you are?!"

"No, it's not like this, it's just..." Lv Gu looked at the goldfish that was still struggling in Bakugo's hands tremblingly, and decided to try harder, "...because if you don't put it in the water, you will really, really die soon QAQ"

"Huh? How could he die so quickly?!"

"But, but..."

"Shut up! If I say no, I won't!"

"Alas……"

[Are you a primary school student, classmate Bakugo. 】

When Green Valley was trying to stop Bohao, Qi Mu quickly caught 5 goldfish with his Nian ability, and now he is leisurely standing aside watching Bohao who said that he will not die, but his body is very good Put the goldfish back into the water.

Finally, the results of the second round of statistics are 4 from unknown girls, 5 from Qi Mu, 6 from Lugu and Baohao, and the third round is Qimu, Baohao and Lugu.

【……real or fake?As a girl, I actually caught goldfish and lost to 3 guys? ...], the unknown girl ended up with an expression of doubting her life.

[It doesn't matter, in fact you just lost to two men - if this can comfort you - although there seems to be no difference. 】

Qi Mu pushed his glasses and watched the girl's back after being hit hard.

"Finally, the much-anticipated third round has come!"

"Actually, the three lucky viewers left behind will receive the prizes provided by the organizers of this competition, but the most cherished prize, only No.3 can get! So let's start now - pick up your paintbrush, Record the heroic appearance of All Might!"

[Yeah, yay, is there a normal question finally? 】

[So whoever made the second level of the question, the style of painting is different. 】

"By the way, in fact, we just got in touch with All Might himself, so the title of the second round was temporarily changed, and All Might himself set the question! His original words were——"

"A real hero must be strong and careful at the same time. Even a small goldfish must be treated with the most gentle attitude!"

[... Oh hoo. 】

Saiki looked blankly at the suddenly excited Bakugo Katsuki and the almost moved Midoriya who was almost moved to tears, especially the latter who was still chanting "I actually did the problem given by All Might..."

[It's too exaggerated, student Lu Gu. 】

Not to mention the impact of the sudden appearance of the four words "All Might" on the on-site European kitchen, the main rule of the third level is to invite an audience to come on stage, and three contestants on the stage will paint according to the description of the question maker. Then it is up to the audience to identify what is painted, and the final ranking will be decided by the audience's vote.

[Although the rules seem to be complicated and not rigorous, they are actually an alternative version of your drawing, let me guess. 】

The host randomly selected an audience member to come on stage, and then began to ask questions separately.

When they arrived at Qi Mu, the host held a box and said with a smile, "Okay, boy, let's choose a topic of our own."

【perspective! 】

By lowering his head to hide his cross-eyed eyes, Qi Mu opened the perspective to look at the note inside the box.

[Choose something simpler. 】

【Eating Kobe beef, doing laundry, dancing ballet...】

[Go to the toilet without paper? ...]

There are black threads hanging on Qi wood, what kind of problems are these.

In the end, I barely chose a relatively normal [homework at home].

"Ah, by the way, all the questions must be expressed in the image of All Might. Those without All Might will be regarded as unqualified."

【…】

Qi Mu looked at the note in his hand with a paralyzed face.

[Olmert, 2 meters tall and 2 kilograms in weight, is a handsome muscular man who needs to sit at home and do his homework obediently. 】

【……puff. 】

After the three people got their respective topics, they had 10 minutes to paint. Qi Mu took a pen and drew a few strokes on the paper, and then used [read and write] to concentrate on imagining All Might writing at home in the posture of Green Valley Operation.

【……puff. 】

[Not good, I can't concentrate at all like this. 】

Read and write.

One of Saiki Kusuo's superpowers is the ability to make landscapes and creatures appear on paper just by using his brain and imagination.But the time limit must focus on this matter within 1 minute, without any distracting thoughts.

Saiki tried a few more times before finally getting All Might to write the homework.

[It's really a difficult question. 】

[It is not easy to think about this matter in one minute. 】

When the time was up, the host collected the portraits of the three people and put them on the projection for the selected audience to identify.

"Then let's take a look at the first painting!"

It was a simple drawing, a rough shape was outlined in just a few strokes. Although it was not very delicate, it could be seen that All Might was lifting weights, and he drew the iconic two tufts of hair and a bulging body. muscles.

[It was drawn by classmate Lu Gu, the features are captured very well. 】

Sure enough, the audience quickly uttered the keyword "exercise", and Green Valley succeeded in the challenge.

"Next is the second painting—"

This painting has a lot more details than the last one, and it can be seen that the painter has a good foundation.In the center of the picture is also All Might, but he is wearing a suit, tightly attached to his body, sitting on a chair that looks very domineering, with a thumbs up on his right hand, laughing and showing his teeth.

【Are you really worthy of being an all-round genius? The painting is surprisingly good. Looking at this picture, it should be to show success or a business giant or something? 】

Qi Mu was also a little uncertain about what the picture was trying to express, so he simply listened to Bao Hao's inner voice.

【...No, Bakugo, I don’t think anyone will guess your key words. 】

I never expected that the keyword of Bakugo is actually...

"Isn't this obvious?!" Finally, after the audience failed to give the correct answer after a timeout, Bakugo erupted, and he stared at the audience with a cannibalistic look, "Office workers who like to sit! Didn't they all perform well?!"

【...So although the elements are all shown, but I haven't thought about that aspect at all, Bo Haosang. 】

As a member who was also distorted by Bakugo's painting, Saiki reserves his opinion.

"Finally, the No.3 contestant—oh!—this is really amazing painting skills!" With the exclaim of the host, it was Saiki's painting that was projected.

[Of course, reading and writing will reflect the original imagination in the mind on the paper, so it looks like it was printed by a computer, but——]

"Huh? Don't you think that All Might's expression is a bit strange?"

"That's right, and this is too detailed, you can see that the above question is wrong."

"Ah, I have the same pajamas as this picture!"

"Eh? Really or not?"

[...Yes, various details that I am not aware of but do exist will also be mapped together. 】

【... I always feel that I am a little sorry for Lu Gu. 】

Lu Gu found that the painting was his own bedroom, and the color faded. He turned his head stiffly, and looked at Qi Mu with teary eyes: "Qi, classmate Qi Mu... this, this..."

A little guilty, Qi Mu turned his head ruthlessly, ignoring Green Valley's accusing eyes.

"Very good! It's finally time to announce the ranking!"

"Since no one can guess Mr. Bakugo Katsuki's painting, it is automatically downgraded to the third prize!"

"Damn it!! Why don't these idiots go to the ophthalmology department for emergency treatment!"

"And after voting, No.2 is our Mr. Izuku Midoriya!"

"Ah... ah! Yes! Thank you very much!"

"In the end, it's NO.1 that everyone agrees on, Mr. Saiki Kusuo!"

[Yes, I know, hurry up and present the awards. 】

"Then congratulations to Mr. Saiki Kusuo for winning our grand prize today - the training notes from the student days provided by All Might himself!!"

"...Gah?"

Saiki's face was blank, and he stared blankly at the handwritten notebook stuffed into his hands. On the cover, All Might's self-portrait showed his big white teeth and gave him a thumbs up.

[Wait, where's the coffee jelly? ! 】

[What about 1000 copies? ! 】

Saiki Hikari turned his head to look at Midori, "Sa, please explain, Izuku Midori." '

"That's great... All Might's handwritten notebook..." Lugu looked at the notebook in Qi Mu's hand with envy, "I didn't have it yesterday, it should be after I contacted All Might today... ..."

'No, it's not about this, student Green Valley. ' Qi Mu's face darkened visibly to the naked eye. 'What about the coffee jelly?that leaflet. '

Maybe it was because Qi Mu's eyes were too scary, and Lu Gu regained his sanity at once. He looked at Bakugo, "Ah, that's the consolation prize for No.3."

Bakugo Katsuki was looking at the stack of dessert coupons in his hand with disgust, "Tsk, who would eat so many sweet and greasy things..."

[Bang Hao wins himself, an enviable man. 】

The longing in Qi Mu's eyes was about to materialize.

He thought for a while, and walked towards Baohao with his notebook, "Student Baohao, why don't we change the prize." '

Baohao was stunned for a moment, then looked at Qi Mu, his expression clearly distorted, as if his whole body was about to explode, "Huh? What are you talking about? You pink four-eyed boy!!"

[What are you doing, you vulgar fan! !Are you pitying me?Or did you accidentally take the first place to show off? ! ! 】

[Student Baohao, your heart is really dark. ] Saiki looked at Katsuki Bakugo, who was furious, and decided to stick it out, "This is All Might's training notes. My personality is telepathy, so it's more useful for you." '

Bakugo seemed to have calmed down a little, he looked at Saiki suspiciously, and showed a disdainful smile, "You should keep that kind of thing for yourself, bean sprouts, maybe it can make you a little stronger."

【...No, I can't hit him, the dessert coupon is still in his hand. 】

Qi Mu looked at the dessert coupon in his hand again, "No, I'm the type who doesn't grow muscles by nature. Anyway, this notebook is for you so that it won't be wasted." '

Bao Hao was already ready to leave, but when he heard that Qi Mu still didn't give up, he gave him a strange look, and then showed a beating expression, "Then give your little pet a long time, doesn't he want it very much? "

"Old man, even if there is no such thing, I will beat you up next time, just wash my neck and wait!"

After Bao Hao finished speaking, he was so arrogant that he slapped the thing on Qi Mu's face, turned around and left.

【Harry so much, don’t you just want this thing, this guy who likes sweets so much can’t be a woman... 】

"Student Bakugo..." Saiki caught the thick stack of dessert coupons that slipped from his face, "Although he doesn't look like a good guy, he is actually a pretty good guy. '

[But who stipulates that men are not allowed to like sweets. 】

"Ah, student Qi Mu, are you ready to leave?" Lu Gu went to find the host just now, and only then did he see a person holding two prizes to get Qi Mu, "Eh? Isn't this a ticket for Xiaosheng? How come here?"

'No, it's nothing, it's just a favor. Qi Mu stuffed the dessert coupons into his pocket, and held a notebook in his other hand, "Let's go, Lu Gu, let's go back." '

"?...Hmm!" Lvgu seemed suddenly happy, and didn't bother about the coupon anymore, "Hey, Saiki-san, listen to me..."

【Ah, it started again. 】

Qi Mu and Lu Gu walked side by side, listening to each other's nagging with a look of embarrassment.

It was getting dark, and it was already time to eat. When it was time to say goodbye at the station, Qi Mu gave the All Might training notebook he got to Green Valley, and harvested [Green Valley Boy Who Tears Running*1].

"Ala, has Xiaonan come back yet?" Mother Saiki Kurumi was wearing an apron and greeted her happily, "Have you got along well with your friends?"

"Huh? What?" Father Saiki Kunoharu rolled out of the living room, shaking Saiki's shoulder vigorously, "Did Kusuo actually go out with his friends? That Kusuo? Super cold-blooded and ruthless, even if Dad licks his shoes and is late, he won't help Does Kusuo actually hang out with friends too?"

【real or fake?Is it a girl, Xiao Nan?Is it a cute and gentle girl? ? ! 】Sai Mu Kunochun keeps hinting to Sai Mu Kusuo in his heart, his eyes shine.

"Don't come close, you dirty lord" Saiki Kusuo pushed away Saiki Kuniharu's distorted face expressionlessly.

"mo~ don't be like this, papa" Saiki Kurumi embraced Saiki Kuniharu with a happy face, "It's Koideku who came to look for Xiaonan before~"

"—Tch, it's a boy, it's really useless Kusuo," the atmosphere around Saiki Kuniharu dimmed visibly, "That's right, how could such a Kusuo have girls as friends..."

'Hey, your heart has come out. ' Saiki said indifferently

"Child, dad, dad~ What girl are you talking about?" Saiki Kurumi held a kitchen knife in her hand and looked at Saiki Kunio with a kind face.

"No, no, that's not the case!" Qi Mu Guochun turned his head, his whole body shrunk, "Listen, listen to my explanation, mama! Don't you love me the most, mama?!"

"Ala, is papa blaming me for hearing it wrong?"

"No, no! The knife in Mama's hand is too dangerous, why don't you--ahhh!! Help! Kusuo Ameng!!"

【Ah, ah, ah, isn't this self-inflicted, Dad. 】

Saiki Kusuo went into the kitchen to pour a glass of water, and watched his father fleeing under his mother's hands in a good mood.

[Speaking of which, today is really a disaster day. 】

I put my hand in my pocket and touched something with a certain thickness.

【...Well, although the result is not bad. 】

Qi Mu looked at the dessert coupon in his hand, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

The author has something to say: Allah, allah, the first short story is over, has a cutie found me? I'm so touched5555

The author is a student party, so it may be updated very slowly from Monday to Thursday (I will try my best!)

It’s the first time I’m writing a novel, and I don’t know if I can express my ideas well, QAQ, and I don’t know if there is OOC. . .