Dressed as a Bamboo Horse [Transmigration Book]

Talking about the origin of the bamboo horse that does not exist in his book, but also about the original origin of the two of them.

Twenty-two years ago, one month after the completion of the Chaoyang Community in the west of the city, two young couples lived in Unit A at the same time.

In fact, the two families didn’t really meet each other, at most they just nodded and greeted neighbors in the stairwell. Fang’s family lived on the sixth floor, and Xi’s family lived on the fifth floor. Sometimes they would meet by chance when commuting to and from get off work, but because the two hostesses were not very similar in personality, So the relationship never went any further.

The daughter-in-law of the Fang family, let’s call her Xiaohua. Xiaohua is an extroverted, delicately dressed, charming beauty with every frown and smile, while the daughter-in-law of the Xi’s family, Xiaobai, is from the countryside. A conservative housewife.

Xiaohua didn't like Xiaobai very much, and Xiaobai didn't like Xiaohua either. Mr. Xi and Mr. Fang had a good eye for each other, but after drinking together once and being caught by his wife, they had no choice but to cut off the apparent relationship.

This kind of rigid neighborhood relationship lasted for a whole year before the ice was broken, because a year later, Xiaohua and Xiaobai were both pregnant. Women with children are completely different from women without children. They are anxious and expecting During pregnancy, women always want to find someone to share their depression, and by the way, share the tension and excitement of giving birth to a new life.

One day, Mr. Fang couldn't stand his wife's coquettishness, and was going to drive Xiao Hua to a lake in the suburbs to get some air. When he was about to leave, Mr. Xi happened to bring Xiao Bai back from his mother's house.

Mr. Fang nodded to Mr. Xi, winked by the way, and was about to drive out from the underground parking lot, when Xiaohua's expression on the co-pilot suddenly changed, she unbuckled her seat belt and ran towards the wall, while the other side just got off the car Xiaobai's face was also blue, and he dropped the local egg in his hand and ran to the corner.

Three seconds later, Xiaohua and Xiaobai heard "wow" at the same time, and threw up while leaning against the wall.

After the two of them vomited, they raised their heads and looked at each other. Xiaohua's delicate makeup in the morning was all gone, and Xiaobai's face was paler than the wall. They probably found the touch of sympathy in each other's eyes. Since then, Mr. Fang He and Mr. Xi finally don't have to use secret signs to meet secretly anymore.

It only took Xiaohua and Xiaobai a week to become best friends, or how to say that the fastest way to become friends is to suffer together!

The two sometimes rushed to vomit in the toilet at Xiaohua's house, and sometimes watched dramas with their stomachs in Xiaobai's house. After arguing for three days and three nights about the male lead and the second male lead, they would return to the harmony of rushing to vomit in a toilet. state.

Ever since the two ladies got together, Mr. Fang and Mr. Xi felt a lot more relaxed. They went to the small class all day long to drink tea, and ate melon seeds and peanuts, thinking about their little baby who was about to be born.

It's just that the two gentlemen both like girls, and once they even talked about getting married, they almost fought over the gender of their children, but the matter soon came to a conclusion.

Three months later, Xiaohua gave birth first, a white and tender big fat boy, and Mr. Fang became autistic.

After Xiaohua gave birth, she began to take care of Xiaobai. Although Xiaohua was still the enchanting beauty with a detached personality after having a child, her temperament was much gentler. Under her care, Xiaobai gained another ten catties before giving birth.

Another three months passed, Xiaobai also arrived on her delivery day, the two families were waiting outside the delivery room, Xiaohua teased the son in her arms, and jokingly said that your wife is about to be born.

But when the nurse sister came out with a smile and hugged the thin and small Xi Yin, Mr. Fang smiled, and Mr. Xi shut himself off.

After a few more years, Fang Mi, the fat boy at the beginning, became more and more youthful, and became a star in Chaoyang District. Everyone wanted to pinch his glutinous rice dumpling face, while Xi Yin was thin and thin. Hei and Xiao Bengdou were held in Xiao Bai's arms like Xiao Bengdou, only Xiao Hua praised him as if he was her own son.

"Yinyin is so cute, how did you give birth to such a cute son!"

Xiaobai rubbed Xi Yin's small face, and nodded complacently: "It's a little cuter than Xiaomi."

Xi Yin and Fang Mi, who heard this conversation, showed stunned expressions at the same time. Although they were only three years old, they wanted to check whether their mother had a fever.

Later, the two were sent to the same kindergarten. The name Fang Mi was very apt. He was a heartthrob when he was young. The candy was stuffed into Fang Mi's pocket. Although he was a little envious, he just watched from a distance.

After school, Fang Mi grabbed a handful of colorful candies from his pocket and proudly showed off: "Yinyin, I received a lot today, how about you?"

Xi Yin turned the pocket over and said childishly, holding back her crying, "I don't have any."

Fang Mi thought for a while, then generously stuffed the candy to him, and said, "Here, I'll go to your house for dinner tonight, okay?"

"Is your mother cooking spicy dishes again?" Xi Yin took the candy and asked.

Fang Mi pursed his lips and said, "If you want to eat boiled cabbage, you can go to my house. Except for the spicy ones, only boiled cabbage is left."

Fang Mi didn't know what was going on, as long as he smiled at those uncles and aunts and acted coquettishly, they would like to give him all the delicious food, but when it came to Xiaohua, this trick had no effect at all, instead Heilidan in front of him said what is what.

After receiving the candy, Xi Yin nodded. Anyway, Auntie Fang couldn't find Fang Mi, so she would go to his house with a plate in the end.

Throughout the kindergarten period, the ignorant Xi Yin can be said to have a deep understanding of the lethality of his neighbor Fang Mi. The teacher’s first piece of cake is Fang Mi’s, the best ice cream is Fang Mi’s, and even the fruits after meals are the freshest. The one in front of him is also Fang Mi's, even if the teacher didn't give it to him, other children would come over to exchange it with him.

Once Xi Yin got the only ice cream flavored with honeydew melon. Since the ice cream arrived in his hands, Fang Mi looked at him frequently, until Xi Yin tore open the package and was about to put it in his mouth. Finally couldn't bear it and came over.

"Yinyin, mine is a banana, let's change it!"

Xi Yin froze for a moment, he had already peeled off the ice cream skin, and the sweet and fragrant smell kept getting into his nostrils. He doesn't like bananas, but prefers honeydew melons.

"I don't want to change." Xi Yin said, he put the ice cream to Fang Mi's mouth, and said in a very simple tone: "How about you have a bite?"

Fang Mi stared blankly at the ice cream beside his mouth, he didn't expect that he would be rejected by anyone other than Xiao Hua, this was the first time he had ever experienced this since he was sensible, Fang Mi's mouth puckered, and his mentality immediately collapsed.

He stood there for a while, then suddenly took a big bite of Xi Yin's ice cream, turned around and ran away. Since that day, the two little Doudings have started a cold war, or Fang Mi's unilateral cold war.

A week later, it was time to eat ice cream again. This time it was a little boy who got the honeydew ice cream. It is not easy to tell the gender of a four-year-old child just by his appearance, let alone Fang Mi, who was the youngest boy in the community. The delicate doll, Xi Yin saw Fang Mi approaching the other party with a smile like a flower, also holding a banana-flavored ice cream to change, the little boy blushed, and immediately agreed.

Then Fang Mi tore open the ice cream and licked it. The tip of his red tongue flickered, and he made a face at Xi Yin like a demonstration. The analysis was that if you don't trade with me, some people will trade with me!

But Xi Yin didn't understand the meaning, he just buried his head in his own ice cream, took the time to wave to Fang Mi foolishly, only to see Fang Mi's grimace collapsed, he chopped off the back of his foot and turned around, the first honeydew ice cream Only ate half of it and threw it away.

A few years later, the two were arranged by Xiaobai and Xiaohua to enter the same elementary school. At this time, Fang Mi's charm aura was even stronger. Within a few days after entering school, all the female teachers in the school praised him as smart and cute, with a small mouth It was as if honey had been applied, for which reason the homeroom teacher even called Xiao Hua to praise Fang Mi. Xiao Hua, who knew how her son was, dealt with it vaguely while playing mahjong, then turned around and complained to Xiao Bai. Hello, your child.

Children in this age are generally precocious. They know how to look at faces when they were in elementary school, and they also have a little liking for the opposite sex without knowing it.

Since entering elementary school, Xi Yin has once again sublimated Fang Mi's cognition. Fang Mi's desk always has paper cranes of various colors and small snacks. black pear eggs.

Elementary school is the most mischievous stage for children. Fang Mi quickly got together with a group of brats, but Xi Yin didn't like to play pranks with them, so their relationship gradually became estranged as the time spent together shortened. Later, each has its own small circle.

After entering junior high school, Xi Yin gradually changed from black pear eggs to tea eggs, and gained a good friend Xiaopang who also belongs to Chaoyang Community.

Xiaopang's surname is Pan, and he looks chubby. His father is a high-ranking official in the city, and his family's conditions can be regarded as one of the best in Chaoyang District. Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to be raised so chubby.

Xiaopang was the first child Xi Yin met who didn't like Fang Mi. With a strange feeling, the two gradually became good friends.

By the way, Fang Mi also doesn't like Xiaopang. Every time Xi Yin and Xiaopang meet Fang Mi on the road, even if Fang Mi is alone, he will not talk to them, and will only stare at Xi with angry and resentful eyes. With one glance at Yin, he rattled away.

The days passed peacefully like this, as long as Xiaopang is not around, the relationship between Xi Yin and Fang Mi is very good, because Xiaohua and Xiaobai often walk around, it can be said that they spent most of their childhood at each other's home.

After entering middle school, Fang Mi's aura of a heartthrob completely broke the seal of age. It is no exaggeration to say that the little girls chasing him can be ranked from the third middle school to the thirteenth middle school, and half of them are young men.

Fang Mi goes home with all kinds of love letters and gifts every day, Xiao Hua forbids him to fall in love early, for fear that he will harm some little girl and will not be responsible, so every time he catches Fang Mi sending a flirty text message to a girl, Xiao Hua will twitch hard He paused, then publicly executed, and shared the content of the text messages in the contact group of the two families.

But Fang Mi is not only rebellious and loves to play, he is also very thick-skinned, or because Xiaohua was the only one to take care of him since he was a child, and Xi Yin's family is a regular audience, so he has a particularly thick-skinned face at home. I have lost my face, so I just broke the jar.

In junior high school, Fang Mi dated several girlfriends behind Xiao Hua's back. The first time Xi Yin saw a boy confess to Fang Mi was in high school, and the place was downstairs of their house.

That boy, Xi Yin, still knows him. He is a well-known school bully in the Thirteenth Middle School. He has dyed his hair yellow at a young age. The Thirteenth Middle School is a vocational high school with a mixed bag of fish and dragons. It is definitely not an ordinary person to be a school bully in it. , No matter what you say, you have to break the bone several times.

But there are too many people who have confessed to Fang Mi, and Xi Yin has been a little numb since he was a child, and Fang Mi must be even more so, so he didn't deliberately avoid it, but sat on the bench and watched the excitement .

Although he already knew that Fang Mi's destined object in this life was a man, but at the moment, Xi Yin still believed that Fang Mi would definitely refuse.

Because in the original book, Fang Mi didn't care about men and women until he was in the third year of high school, but now he is only in the first year of high school. Even though he has dated many people, he is still a pure little virgin, and he doesn't think about the same sex at all...

Then, he saw Fang Mi hesitated for a few seconds, then nodded.