Dressed as a Bamboo Horse [Transmigration Book]

[Theme post: The fifth round of the pumpkin competition has started, and the majority of melon farmers have come to vote. Today's topic is Lu Shichuan and who is more CP? 】

A: The current vote rate of Sao Lang Heartthrob is 68%

B: The current vote rate of Silly White Sweet School Belle is 32%

Guayou knows more: I, I, I, I, I, I voted for the showy chicken Mimi, the cool and abstinent attack X the little goblin of the waves, can't this contrast be more cute and good for mothers and mothers.

Guayou 1116: Upstairs, your mother is here. I choose the school belle. Although the male gods of our C university are almost curvy, we can't use them all to fill the harem of Mimi. What's wrong with our school belle?

Gua You still doesn’t have a cat: It’s far from enough. In terms of flirtatious skills, one mimi is worth 100 school beauties, and it can’t be less.

Guyou, it hurts everywhere: How can you compare a piece of waste paper that has been used n times with a new white paper? Our little white lotus is really not comparable to a little mother cat, but I think Lu Shichuan is pretty good, with Mimi Lost, dubbing made money, so I don't vote.

Guyou little clever ghost: I suggest adding Pan Peiqi, didn't he almost beat up Mimi today, just because Mimi said he was interested in Lu Shichuan?I vote for Paige.

Guayou Mimi's backup loyal dog: Don't talk nonsense upstairs, it seems that this round of voting was won by my wife again, and she has won five consecutive victories. Can't recognize the reality of the battle every day?

Gua You seems to be hugging Yinyin: How funny, Fang Mi's kind of bastard is only capable of hooking up with men. Whether he is Lu Shichuan or Jiang Lan, our Yinyin has never posted it!

Guayou Dianzhiwa: Why do I feel that heartthrobs are not interested in these five people? The longest one hasn’t been more than a month. How long has he been targeting Xiaobailian? Isn’t this true love?

Guayou Sunfish: Shit!Upstairs died.

Guayou Dabao sodmi: Upstairs is castrated.

Guayou Cardinal Sakura: It is recommended to cremate directly upstairs.

Guyou Moderator Wang Old Man: The blocked user has a clear mind, Guyou friends must be cautious in words and deeds, this old man is good at picking melons, and specializes in picking rotten watermelons.

Guayou Moderator Wang Laohan: I'm so angry, this post is locked!

At nine o'clock in the evening, Xi Yin was watching an English movie on the bed while learning to pronounce words, when the mobile phone beside her suddenly vibrated one after another like an electric shock.

Within 1 minute, Fang Mi sent more than a dozen voice messages in a row, each of which was very concise and concise, summed up in three words, come and pick me up.

When Fang Mi spoke, he was very close to the microphone. After drinking, his hoarse and blurred voice came out of the mobile phone, and he called repeatedly, as if he was talking next to someone's ear.

Yu Xingwen, who was about to fall asleep in the bed next to Xi Yin, sat up suddenly, covered his ears and begged Xi Yin to turn off the sound quickly.

"My god, I still wonder who put the cat near my ear and meowing, who can catch meow meow meow!"

Gao Xiaolin, who had already warned himself when Xi Yin's phone vibrated in series, jokingly said on the ground, "What the hell, third child, are you hard?"

"Stiff legs!" Yu Xingwen gathered the quilt unnaturally, and couldn't count the number of times he declared righteously: "I am a straight man!"

Regarding the gags of these unscrupulous roommates, Xi Yin always went in one ear and out the other. He closed the computer and climbed down the ladder, and took out two clothes from the closet to change.

Yu Xingwen and Gao Xiaolin looked at each other, Yu Xingwen pretended to be dead and lay down instantly, Gao Xiaolin's mouth twitched, he struggled with the phone for a long time, and finally stopped Xi Yin before he went out.

"School beauty, are you going to pick up Fang Mi?"

"Call me by name!"

Xi Yin stopped walking, frowned and stared fiercely at Gao Xiaolin. Gao Xiaolin pretended to be scared and put his hands on his shoulders, and asked again: "Are you going to pick up Fang Mi? Is he drunk again?"

Xi Yin nodded. The location sent by Fang Mi was the KTV he often went to. It was near the school, and it was only 15 minutes away. Urging Gao Xiaolin to say something quickly with his eyes.

Gao Xiaolin glanced at the forum page on his mobile phone, hesitant to speak, seeing that Xi Yin was getting impatient, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Fang Mi seems to be with some seniors from the medical school, why not?" Just let them deliver it."

He still didn't speak directly enough, he wanted to let Lu Shichuan give it away directly, Fang Mi rented a house outside, when the two of them first got together, they would like to do whatever they want, if you go there, you can't be sure and you will have to suffer Stimulate!

"It's okay, I'll be back in a while." Xi Yin failed to understand his good intentions, and Fang Mi on the other end started urging him repeatedly, so after hastily explaining to keep the door open, Xi Yin turned around and left the dormitory .

After Xi Yin left, Yu Xingwen came back to life. He sat on the edge of the bed and looked towards the corridor in a difficult position, and asked in a low voice, "The beauty is gone?"

"Don't you know whether to go or not?" Gao Xiaolin said angrily, and was upset to see Yu Xingwen pretending to be cowardly, so he lowered his head and started browsing the forum again.

Yu Xingwen smiled sheepishly: "As for it! Next time, next time it's my turn to remind the school girl! This Fang Mi is really unlucky whoever gets involved with him. You said that the school girl and he grew up together, so what did he do?" Why don't you just throw it away when you're done playing with it!"

"Where do I know where to go!"

Gao Xiaolin didn't raise his head, just stared at the phone screen, slid his thumb back and forth several times, suddenly his shoulders collapsed, and he clenched his fists angrily and said, "Damn, the one from the medical school really fell, this fucking Fang Mi is What kind of vixen, pry one by one?"

"The beauty of the school is not bad, but there is no such thing as him!" Yu Xingwen smacked his lips, and said in a puzzled way: "I heard that they were young, why didn't Xi Yin learn Fang Mina at all? She looks like a flower, but her character is like a goose!"

"Come on! If he does the same, our C University will be turned upside down, and how many straight men will there be?! Don't lie down the fuck, go to the toilet and solve it yourself!"

After rushing non-stop for 15 minutes, when he was about to reach the KTV in the location, Xi Yin saw a group of boys standing on the side of the street waiting for something. Fang Mi stood in front of those people, shaking his head, not knowing what to say.

You should go left to go back to school, but Fang Mi goes right when you go home. This group of people should be waiting for him to pick them up, but Fang Mi doesn't seem to tell them who he called.

When Xi Yin appeared, several people in the medical department were a little dumbfounded. They probably didn't expect Fang Mi to pry him away from the corner of the wall with his front foot, and then he would come to pick up this mistress who was intruding.

Xi Yin ignored the astonished eyes of the passers-by, and went straight to Fang Mi, seeing his blurred eyes and his unsteady appearance. One step hung on his shoulder.

"Yinyin, let's go!"

With some difficulty, Xi Yin turned her head and nodded to the medical students to say goodbye, then supported Fang Mi with great effort to open the door of a taxi parked three meters away, and said helplessly: "Isn't there a taxi here? If you I went home by myself."

Fang Mi's two arms suddenly exerted force, and Xi Yin's shoulders were painfully strangled. He pressed against Xi Yin's ear and said aggrievedly: "I am so good-looking, what if I meet Jie Se? You Why don't you care about me at all?"

At this moment, the car door was open, and Xi Yin noticed sharply that the driver's uncle in the driver's seat twitched his eyes when he heard the words, and his whole face instantly pulled down. Then sat in.

"Aren't I coming to pick you up now? Why do you drink too much and still not forget your narcissism? Don't worry, even if you are robbed, the other party must be a peerless handsome guy."

Who made you the heartthrob protagonist in the book!

It’s only now, starting from next year, all the movie kings in the entertainment industry, celebrity designers, and Bingshan tyrants will all bow down under your suit pants. If you are really kidnapped halfway, the other party must also be a handsome killer with a mysterious background. The kind you fell in love with first before!

After complaining silently in his heart, Xi Yin waved his hands to Lu Shichuan and the others who watched them out the window, then looked away as if he didn't see the guilt in Lu Shichuan's eyes, turned his head and leaned Fang Mi who was half drunk and half awake On his body, he went to deal with the mobile phone he had left on the seat beside him.

Fang Mi did not reply, breathing steadily, as if he had fallen asleep, his entire body weight was almost leaning on Xi Yin.

Xi Yin turned her head and looked at his facial features that were even more radiant due to the smell of alcohol. After 2 minutes, she still couldn't hold back, and flicked the tip of his nose angrily.

Why is it so coincidental every time that Fang Mi, who has some ideas, is also interested?Once or twice is okay, but after five or six times, Xi Yin can feel something is wrong even if she is a fool.

Although the original book is a heart-throb, there have never been such cannon fodder of unknown origin!A few well-known candidates haven't appeared yet, but Fang Mi has almost swam two laps in the game world!

Xi Yin sighed, and turned her gaze back to the brightly lit but somewhat unfamiliar city outside the window.

He was still a baby when he crossed into the book, and he is now 20 years old in a blink of an eye. As the bamboo horse of the protagonist Fang Mi, Xi Yin always thought that he might be able to wait until the dust settles on Fang Mi and the real Gonggong and the whole book is HE. Back to the original world.

Although he actually doesn't have any memory of the original world at all, the only thing he remembers is reading novels at home, halfway through, he suddenly passed out, and when he woke up, he saw a pair of enlarged versions of a man and a woman, that is, he was in this world. The biological parents of the world.

But in the original book, there is no such thing as Fang Mi's bamboo horse, so Xi Yin guessed that there must be some mystery or mission in it for him to be chosen as the protagonist's bamboo horse.

Xi Yin is not particularly eager to return to the original world. After all, he doesn't remember anything, so he has nothing to miss, and he lives here very happily. Except for Fang Mi, a small craftsman, everything is a very common design. Certainly.

But human beings are naturally curious about the unknown, especially after catching a little sign, so over the years, Xi Yin has been conscientiously playing the role of Fang Mizhuma, and is curious about what will happen to him if he continues like this until the end of the story , What was his original world like?

It's just that the plot in the book has just begun, so it's useless for Xi Yin to be curious and anxious. He can only temporarily adapt to the development of the plot and serve as a qualified bamboo horse king!