Dressed as a Bamboo Horse [Transmigration Book]

...dumb?

Who are you calling? ?

The corners of Xi Yin's eyes twitched, and she took a look at the phone, and after making sure that she had dialed the right number, she hurriedly put on her coat and ran towards the third district in the east of the city.

Although he has never been to Yehe, he has heard of it for a long time.

This bar is considered to be the most popular nightclub near the university town in City A. Even an otaku like Xiaopang, sometimes because of the pressure of the experiment, would go there with his friends, but he never brought him along.

...By the way, Fatty! !

Suddenly remembering that Xiaopang also stayed at school, Xi Yin hailed a car at the gate of the community, hurriedly called Xiaopang, told him that something happened to Fang Mi, and asked him to come and help.

Xiaopang was silent on the other end of the phone for a while, and snorted angrily. He didn't act rashly at this time, and promised to come over soon.

In the phone call just now, the strange man really called Fang Mi, that's right. It sounded like someone wanted to take Fang Mi away, but the man tried his best to stop him.

Xi Yin's heart clenched, she looked out of the car window anxiously, wondering who might be taking Fang Mi away.

Who is the cannon fodder affected by the halo of the heartthrob?

...Improbable, given the fate of the protagonist Fang Mi, he will basically not be carried in the hands of small cannon fodder. Even if he encounters some cannon fodder in his career in the future, they will still exist like stepping stones.

It seemed that another candidate was attacking again, could it be Qi Zhiling in a place like a bar?

However, why did Fang Mi go to the bar and drink himself unconscious after only going out for more than an hour?

With a stomach full of doubts, when Xi Yin arrived at Ye He, it was already 10 minutes later.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the door of Yehe has been occupied by young men and women. The young people gather together to chat in small groups, most of them hold a cigarette in their hands, and their expressions are a little decadent, but they look relaxed cozy.

After taking off the mask during the day, this is the best place for people to release their stress. Fang Mi came here at night, and he probably hasn't turned over the quarrel in his heart.

Xiaopang just called to say that he had arrived and was waiting for him in the lobby. After Xi Yin got off the car, he went straight to the store, and finally saw Fang Mi on the sofa in the reception hall, looking at the sky in a daze. tone.

Besides him, there was a white man who was looking at him with joy, although Xi Yin had never seen him before, standing beside the sofa, while Xiaopang was sitting beside him with a gloomy aura.

Qin Xiuming, who was stern and constantly exhaling air-conditioning, was the closest to Fang Mi, and the manager of the bar kept nodding and bowing beside Qin Xiuming, not knowing what he was talking about at the moment.

Xi Yin's eyes quickly swept across several people, and then fell on Fang Mi's face.

Fang Mi's complexion was red, and he leaned back on the sofa, staring straight at the ceiling. Xi Yin stepped forward, not knowing where to start, but before he could think about it, Qin Xiuming stretched his legs Mai, directly in front of him.

"I want to take him away." Qin Xiuming said in an uncompromising tone: "We have something to settle."

Facing Ba Zong Gong, Xi Yin always felt oppressed like his subordinates, being oppressed all the time. He frowned, not quite understanding the brain circuit of this Ba Zong Gong.

"No, he's drunk. If you have something to do, come to him tomorrow when he's sober." He tried to persuade him as gently as possible.

But as soon as he finished speaking, the aura surrounding the tyrant who was rarely disobeyed by others became even colder, and that coercion came straight to Xi Yin. Xi Yin opened his eyes wide and looked back at him inexplicably, without any intention of giving in. .

joke!Even if it's a candidate attack, or even if it's a genuine attack, you can't take the drunk protagonist away without confirming the relationship!

Let alone whether there will be any accidents, this behavior and Qin Xiuming's natural attitude are abnormal. Everyone grew up in a society ruled by law, so why don't they understand the reason? !Still flirting with him here? ?

But for the characters in these books, when Xi Yin was reading the book, he felt like throwing up. When he really stood face to face, he couldn't explain why these small attacks always Self-centered, do things beyond ordinary people's cognition.

But it is impossible for Fang Mi to let him take it away.

"I want to take him home." Xi Yin's expression was rarely serious. He glanced at the manager who was standing by and said coldly, "Get out of the way, or I'll call the police."

"Call the police?"

Not only did Qin Xiuming not move, but the corners of his mouth curled up, and a hint of contempt flickered in his eyes.

He was waiting for Xi Yin here, not because he came to pick him up, but because Liu Meng and others were desperately stopping him. He wanted to get verbal permission from Xi Yin, who knew him, to get rid of those annoying guys.

In the end, Xi Yin came and threatened him with calling the police even though he knew about his relationship with Fang Mi?

Qin Xiuming moved his mouth and was about to speak, when Xiaopang at the side suddenly took a deep breath, got up and walked over.

"Boss Qin, you can't take this man away."

Xiaopang pushed Xi Yin aside, beckoning him to help Fang Mi, then turned to Qin Xiuming and said with a smile: "Fang Mi is my friend, he is so drunk right now that his relatives don't recognize him, how can you say Just take it away! How can I explain to his family if something happened to him?"

"He will be fine." Facing Xiaopang, Qin Xiuming paused, and said impatiently, "I will let the family doctor take care of him."

Sensing Qin Xiuming's unstoppable attitude, Xiaopang glanced at Xi Yin who was helping someone, and his smile gradually faded.

"By the way, how is Uncle Qin's health recently? My dad wants to catch up with him recently."

As soon as this was mentioned, Qin Xiuming's eyes immediately turned cold. He squinted his eyes and stared at Xiaopang as if warning, but Xiaopang seemed to be invisible. He grinned and patted Qin Xiuming's shoulder pretending to be familiar. .

"But Brother Qin, speaking of it, we haven't seen each other for many years! When will you invite me to your house? Why are you patronizing that kid Fang Mi?"

After finally dragging Fang Mi up with Liu Meng, Xi Yin secretly gave Xiaopang a thumbs up when he heard this, and then quickly took advantage of Qin Xiuming's hesitation to signal Liu Meng to take him out together.

When they were young, Xiaopang's father was a high-ranking official in City M, and Xiaopang was one of the richest fat people in Chaoyang District. He has become one of the best fat people in the capital.

Officials and businessmen always have to deal with each other, Xi Yin is now very grateful that he made Xiaopang, a reliable and caring friend back then.

He knew that Xiaopang didn't like Fang Mi since he was a child, and he came to help Fang Mi for his own sake, so he felt even more grateful to him now.

Over there, Xiaopang dragged Qin Xiuming back. After leaving the bar, Xi Yin and Liu Meng raised their hands and hailed a car. They quickly stuffed the drowsy Fang Mi in, for fear that Qin Xiuming would come out again and make trouble. .

Liu Meng, who never exercised in order to keep her body delicate and soft, really did a lot of exercise tonight, almost tormenting half her life.

After finally getting rid of the trouble of Fang Mi, Liu Meng supported the car door, wiped the sweat from the top of her head in self-disgust, and finally found time to look at the legendary idiot.

Same-sex encounter, Liu Meng glanced at Xi Yin, then lowered her head silently to look at herself in embarrassment. The feeling of comparison that would inevitably surge up with her opponent was completely shattered. She never thought that the legendary idiot would be such an idiot. !

He cleared his dry throat, and said a little awkwardly: "Ha...haha, that, I'm a hooligan, bah! I'm Liu Meng, I'm Fang Mi's friend, idiot! But I finally saw you in person gone."

From a distance, Xi Yin saw Xiaopang coming out of the bar. Judging by his pace, the matter should be settled, so he looked away and nodded towards Liu Meng.

"Hi, I'm Xi Yin, thank you so much today."

I was a little distracted just now, but after saying hello, Xi Yin belatedly realized something was wrong, pointed at herself and asked Liu Meng hesitantly, "What did you call me? Idiot?"

Liu Meng was startled, covered her mouth angrily and waved her hands again and again: "It's not me! Fang Mi said it!"

"why?"

"I dare not say this, you ask Fang Mi!"

"..."

Xi Yin has never been nicknamed by anyone since he was a child, and Fang Mi has never said this in front of him.

After solving Qin Xiuming, he felt much more relaxed. At this moment, he couldn't help asking curiously: "Does Fang Mi come here often? Will you still mention me?"

Xi Yin has never come to Hehe to pick up Fang Mi at night, so he didn't expect him to have good friends here.

"He doesn't come here often..." Liu Meng's eyes flickered, and she secretly glanced at Fang Mi, who was half drunk and half awake, and didn't know whether she should talk too much.

Looking at the genuine idiot in front of her, Liu Meng gritted her teeth and said, "But Fang Mi mentions you every time, and he keeps talking!"

When he said this, Liu Meng's expression was indescribably suspicious, as if he had some kind of determination to die, and even Xiaopang, who arrived later, gave him a strange glance.

Xi Yin blinked her eyes, and was about to ask Fang Mi what she said about herself, when Xiaopang who came back heard Fang Mi's name, he immediately let out a heavy hum from his nostrils.

Because the person who helped tonight is Fang Mi who hates the most, so Xiaopang is very upset at the moment. He glanced at Fang Mi in the car, regardless of whether he could hear him or not, he opened his mouth and uttered sarcastic remarks.

"Hey, heartthrobs will have a day of playing off, and you still have to rely on my fat father to protect yourself?"

Xiaopang had just helped Fang Mi, and Xi Yin couldn't talk about him right now, so he could only quickly push him to the co-pilot, and at the same time turned his head to say goodbye to Liu Meng.

"Brother Liu Meng, thank you, then let's go first, and when Fang Mi wakes up, I will ask him to contact you again."

...Brother Liu Meng?

Liu Meng blushed, looked at Xi Yin's gentle and moist eyes, and was caught off guard.

When the car drove away, Xi Yin waved to him through the glass window, until the taxi drove away from the intersection, Liu Meng was still waving at the back of the car with a silly smile on his face, and when the car was completely gone in his field of vision, he felt like a dream Wake-up movements gradually become stiff.

What happened just now...?

Liu Meng's heart skipped a beat twice, and she panicked at the inexplicable feeling she had just had.

He, he is a sufferer!

He won't be a thankless attacker just like that fool Fang Mi just because of a momentary impulse!Even if the target is Xiyin, it's impossible!There will be no good end for two shou!

Liu Meng was thinking brainwashingly while walking back with her head held high. Halfway there, she stopped abruptly and suddenly realized something.

Why since Xi Yin appeared, his anger has silently weakened, so that he can't even twist his waist now! ! !

Could this be the legendary saying that when two subjects meet, there must be an attack? !

That night, Xiaopang sent them back to the community first, and asked a lot about the time along the way. After learning that Qin Xiuming was following Fang Mi, he twitched the corners of his mouth with a half-smile.

"Heh, birds of a feather really flock together, it seems that our heartthrobs are about to fall!"

After Xiaopang finished speaking, Fang Mi's eyes, who had been staring straight all the time, moved. Xi Yin didn't pay attention. When the car stopped downstairs, he motioned for Xiaopang to help, and the two dragged Fang Mi down together. car.

Xiaopang sent the two of them to the elevator and left. In his words, he felt that the place where Fang Mi lived was unlucky and he didn't want to get dirty.

Although Xi Yin was speechless, Fang Mi was much better now than before. At least he was able to walk by himself even though he still looked stupid.

In the middle of the night, there was no one in the stairwell, Xi Yin helped Fang Mi up the elevator, seeing that he was almost at the door of the house, he really felt safe in his heart.

The numbers symbolizing the floors in the elevator jumped regularly, and the small space was unusually quiet, mixed with the smell of cocktails and the sweet aroma that existed all the time on Fang Mi.

After smelling it for a long time, Xi Yin inexplicably felt that his mind was also a little dull, as if he was fainted by alcohol.

He shook his head, wanting to see Fang Mi's situation, at this moment, Fang Mi's arm hanging on his shoulder suddenly tightened, and the whole person moved closer to his side face, as if to distinguish who he was The same non-stop.

A few seconds later, Fang Mi tentatively read: "... Yinyin?"

In fact, after Fang Mi drank too much, he was not the type of troublemaker. Last time, Xi Yin felt that he was drugged to some extent. If he was normally drunk, Fang Mi would either fall asleep or stare at him like a fool. sky.

Just like today.

The elevator would arrive on the tenth floor, and because he was not awake, Xi Yin glanced at him sideways, and asked angrily and with a smile: "Aren't you an idiot?"

It's just a quarrel, but it has reached the point of going out to drink in the middle of the night, what can't be said clearly?

Doesn't Fang Mi know that he is an existence that attracts bees and attracts butterflies, and the kind that attracts people's attention but can't protect himself will cause him trouble!

But maybe even if he was taken away by Qin Xiuming, Fang Mi himself wouldn't think it was a big deal, after all, he has always had no integrity.

Xi Yin sighed silently, feeling a little confused for a moment.

Just the contact with Qin Xiuming in the past few days, he feels that the other party is not as reliable as he imagined, and there are still some problems in his personality. Even if he is a real player, the author finally gave him and Fang Mi a happy ending , but will they really be happy?

At least for now, Fang Mi doesn't seem to be interested in Qin Xiuming.

"Stupid." A clear and powerful voice suddenly interrupted Xi Yin's thinking.

Xi Yin followed the prestige, and Fang Mi, hanging on his body, lowered his head and repeated it word by word: "...idiot."

"Hey!"

Why is this person swearing after drinking too much? Hasn't the fight been enough?

Xi Yin pushed him, dumbfounded, and said, "Who came up with the nickname? You are a heartthrob, but I am a fool?"

His gentle push had no effect at all, Fang Mi was still hanging on him firmly, but he didn't put much weight on him.

A few seconds later, the elevator finally reached the 22nd floor. With a crisp 'ding', the elevator door slowly opened, revealing an empty corridor.

"Let's go, a heartthrob who will cause trouble."

Unable to wait for a response, Xi Yin twitched the corners of her mouth helplessly, wanting to take Fang Mi out, but Fang Mi didn't cooperate, standing still and refusing to move.

Xi Yin was dragged by him and couldn't move any further. Just as he was about to see what he was up to, Fang Mi's hand hanging on his shoulder suddenly borrowed some strength and pressed him against the wall in a somewhat rude manner!

"I'm a heartthrob... I don't want to be a heartthrob." Fang Mi roared angrily as if he had just realized it, and was so drunk that he couldn't speak clearly.

Fang Mi's face was close at hand, and the hair on his forehead almost touched his eyelashes. Xi Yin's eyelashes trembled, and she was so frightened by his sudden outburst that she held her breath. Looking back, I really look like a fool.

After saying this, Fang Mi gasped in pain, then swayed, his head drooped as if he couldn't support it, and slumped against his shoulder.

"Fang Mi...?"

Xi Yin called him cautiously, and after a while, Fang Mi spoke.

"I don't fucking want to be a heartthrob."

Fang Mi murmured and repeated, with an indiscernible cry in his hoarse voice, if it wasn't close to his ear, Xi Yin would almost think it was just his illusion.

"Yinyin...I just want to charm you."

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