Dressed as a Bamboo Horse [Transmigration Book]

It was just after eight o'clock, and as far as the eye could see, there were not many tables of guests in the bar, and there was no one near the bar.

Fang Mi found a random seat at the bar and sat down. The man nicknamed Old Hooligan and whose real name was Liu Meng mixed a glass of wine unhurriedly, and walked over with a charming posture. There's no end to it.

Fang Mi glared at his orchid with disgust, pointed at him, took the wine glass, and drank it all in one gulp without asking what it was mixed with.

"Who messed with our hearts? Why do you have a murderous look on your face?"

Behind the bar, Liu Meng crossed her hands and dragged her chin. While talking to Fang Mi, she still did not forget to wink at the new customers who just came in.

This coquettish look made people get goosebumps. Although Fang Mi would use Liu Meng's tricks when he had to, he was still very shy.

He didn't speak, and gestured to Liu Meng for an empty wine glass, Liu Meng pouted, and helped him mix again, with a clear look: "I guess, it must be that the little idiot is in trouble again. "

Fang Mi snorted coldly, with resentment on his face: "When will he not make trouble?"

Every time there is something wrong with the idiot, it makes Fang Mi upset, he always comes here for a drink or two, and complains about his bitterness, so Liu Meng knows something about their relationship.

Hearing this, Liu Meng couldn't help but sighed: "Why don't you just confess to him, early or late death is death, why bother."

"I don't want to die!" Fang Mi glared at him angrily, and cursed, "Can you fucking say something nice?!"

"It's useless to say something nice, no matter how nice it is, you're not a fool!"

Liu Meng didn't take it seriously, pushed the newly mixed wine to Fang Mi, and analyzed it logically: "Idiots will definitely not eat yours, just like I can't eat yours, do you know that the same sex repels each other? No matter how stupid you are, you will definitely like to attack by force!"

Hearing this, Fang Mi completely blew up. He ran out to drink in the middle of the night to relieve his worries, not to cause trouble. At that moment, he slapped Liu Meng on the forehead.

"Are you owed a draw? Whoever repudiates you, I..."

"How are you?"

Liu Meng clutched her forehead and took two steps back, looking at him provocatively with hanging eyes, as if watching what you said.

Fang Mi was so angry that his teeth were itchy, Fang Mi held back for a long time, and poured another glass of wine casually: "What's wrong with me?! It's not like I want to look like this!"

"...Cut, how many people want to look like this."

Liu Meng looked around, and after catching a glimpse of a few people who were looking over frequently, she couldn't help but said with a smile: "Besides, you're doing it for love, and you're not a fool. Look behind you, how many people are staring at you?" Just wait, don't give up on melons."

Fang Mi turned his head, and several guests who had been staring at him for a long time raised their wine glasses to signal him almost at the same time. He turned back uninterestedly, pushed the wine glass to Liu Meng again, and lay down on the table in a daze.

As soon as Jiu Jin got up, all those bad things flooded into his mind, and he couldn't tell if he was arguing with Liu Meng again.

Besides, if it was so easy to let go of the idiot that sprouted and grew up beside him, he would have let go of it long ago, and Liu Meng would still need to point it out here.

"Two experiences will not lead to good results." Liu Meng was still sarcastic.

"You're the fucking one! Shut up!"

No matter how much the people around him hinted, Fang Mi never felt that he should be the one below.

Before he had any unreasonable thoughts about Xi Yin, he had no interest in men. After he began to feel that there was no difference between men and women, Xi Yin's face was already lingering in his mind, no matter how he diverted his attention Force is useless.

After all, since he was a child, this guy has no interest in him at all, but he still dangles in front of his eyes every day, with a seemingly innocent white lotus face, playing the kind of "Although I am very good to you, I only want you to be happy." When you're a good friend' old trick, there's no way he can avoid it!

It would be great if Xi Yin was really a fake white lotus, which means that Xi Yin might still have some interest in him, but this white lotus is genuine, and it can't change color once in 800 years, let alone fall in love with him.

Thinking of this, Fang Mi got up again and drank another glass, and then he lay down on the bar counter decadently, staring at the empty wine glass.

"His ex-boyfriend is back."

When drunkenness struck, Fang Mi didn't care who the target was, catching someone was like confessing, his tone was faint and resentful, and the sourness of unwillingness almost overflowed.

"On the surface, he looks like a good student. Didn't he also secretly play puppy love back then, huh, reunion after a broken mirror? Are you talking about it?"

Liu Meng saw that he was about seventy percent drunk, looking as if he had lost his love, and finally realized his conscience, so he stopped hitting him.

"How do you know it's your ex-boyfriend? Listen to me, it doesn't look like the little fool has been in a relationship before?"

Liu Meng probably heard the rumors about Xi Yin from Fang Mi, but in fact, he had never even seen what he looked like.

Whenever he expressed that he wanted to see the face of the idiot, Fang Mi would ambiguously say that he didn't look very good, and over time, Liu Meng also acquiesced in the hint that the idiot didn't look very good.

Now, when I first heard that the idiot still fell in love early, Liu Meng still didn't quite believe it: "With his dull personality and average looks, can he fall in love early?"

"What can't be done?" Fang Mi sat up suddenly, emotionally: "He is more than just a puppy love! He has been secretly raising that wild man for a long time!"

Hearing this, Liu Meng finally understood the reason for Fang Mi's drunkenness this time, he laughed and said: "You are still eating vinegar here, let me tell you, no matter whether someone is in love or not, you can confess directly, tired Not tired!"

Fang Mi snorted, and lay down on the table again. He didn't speak, but turned on the phone and fiddled with it, and then his movements suddenly froze as if they didn't move.

Liu Meng waited for a while, seeing what he was looking at intently, thinking that he had figured it out and was about to cut the mess, so she couldn't help but leaned over and looked over.

"…Hey?"

This was the first time Liu Meng saw the true face of the little fool.

In his impression, Xi Yin was a dull and incomprehensible silly otaku with black-rimmed glasses with thick bottoms of beer bottles, but the people in the photos did not coincide with his imagination at all.

At first glance, the photo is the result of candid shots. Xi Yin is still wearing the school uniform that is common in high school. She looks very young, but in terms of appearance, she is really exquisite and beautiful beyond Liu Meng's expectations. It is the kind that cannot be ignored at a glance. Beauty, just a blurry photo is enough to make people unable to take their eyes off.

Liu Meng couldn't help but looked at Fang Mi who had bright features and affection in the corners of his eyes.

He and the person in the photo are not of the same type at all, but they are strangely in the same style. Although they look very complementary, it seems a bit violent to say that they are together?Anyway, it's a pity.

If two beauties are in love with each other, wouldn't mortals like them not be able to find any bargains?

Obviously, he was destined not to get a bargain, but Liu Meng still couldn't help feeling sorry for the others. People like Xi Yin, in fact, looked more in tune with another handsome and tall man in the photo.

In the photo, Xi Yin is carrying a bag of food and carrying a schoolbag, and is talking to a man at the door of a rental house. It can be seen that there is a lot of relationship.

"The little idiot lived with someone in high school?" Liu Meng understood instinctively, and said in surprise, at the same time, she couldn't help but look at Fang Mi sympathetically: "So you've been eyeing him right now? Holding back and not confessing? It's really not like you!"

When drunk, Fang Mi's cheeks flushed twice, his eyes were blurred and misty, and he subconsciously turned his phone away, not wanting Liu Meng to see it.

"I'm afraid of death."

Knowing that it is impossible, but rushing up stupidly, what is the difference between that and death.

There are not many people who make Fang Mi sure that it is impossible. In the past 20 years, I am afraid I can count them on one hand, but if you want him to rank, Xi Yin is definitely the most unlikely one.

This guy pushed him into someone else's house yesterday.

He buried his face in his arms and laughed twice. He was obviously very drunk. After pouring down a few large glasses of high-quality wine, Liu Meng had expected that he would not last long, but he did not expect it to be so soon.

It can only be said that if a person wants to get drunk, no one can stop him.

"I'd rather spend time with him like this, sooner or later..."

Liu Meng couldn't hear Fang Mi's words behind, because Fang Mi's cell phone rang.

The ringing and vibration continued for a while.

At this time, the bar had already started to dance with demons, and Fang Mi's consciousness was blurred. Liu Meng felt that he didn't notice at all, so he just picked it up for him first, thinking that if it was a friend, he would quickly pick him up.

After all, in the middle of the night, in such a sensual place, surrounded by a group of hungry wolves and tigers, Fang Mi, who is so delicious and delicious, drunk here, isn't it just inviting people to commit crimes?

At that time, his weak hands alone won't be able to stop it!

Thinking so, Liu Meng picked up the phone directly, without even looking at the notes, and said, "Hi, is Fang Mi a friend?"

The deafening music in the bar is a test of people's hearing. Xi Yin turned the volume of the mobile phone to the maximum, trying to distinguish the voice of the person opposite.

"Fang Mi? Where are you?"

"Is it Fang Mi's friend? He drank too much! Yehe, the third district east of the city, can you come pick him up?!"

Liu Meng shouted at the top of his voice, just as he was about to repeat, when Xiao Shou's keen perception ability suddenly attracted his attention to the man at the door, he almost forgot that he was still on the phone.

Even in the smoky, colorful and chaotic bar, some people's temperament cannot be concealed.

As soon as Qin Xiuming's ascetic and stern appearance appeared in the bar, he attracted a large number of eyes including Liu Meng. Fortunately, this is not a gay room, otherwise I don't know how many Xiao Ling will be weak on the spot.

Anyway, Liu Meng's legs were weak. He supported the counter with both hands, and immediately put aside the mobile phone that was still on the call. He smiled just right at Qin Xiuming, who was walking step by step. When he was about to start a conversation, he realized that the situation Not quite right.

Because Qin Xiu obviously had a clear goal, he walked over and hugged Fang Mi without any hesitation, turned around and was about to leave, his brows were tightly frowned, he didn't know whether he hated the surrounding environment, or was angry at Fang Mi's drunken state.

Although Liu Meng was dazzled by the beauty just now, she is not the kind of person who forgets friends when she sees sex. Seeing that the figure is going away, her face turns pale, she picks up Fang Mi's mobile phone and follows.

"Stop! Who are you?! Where are you taking Fang Mi?"

Running out of the bar, Liu Meng hurriedly asked the manager for help when passing the lobby, but the manager shook his head at him instead.

But Qin Xiuming didn't look back all the way, and was about to get in the car and leave. Liu Meng was so anxious that he didn't care about the manager's hints, so he rushed up.

"Don't go! Who are you?! Let Fang Mi go!" He rushed over quickly and stopped by the car door, at least before Fang Mi was pushed into the car.

What kind of enemies did this guy have...

Facing Qin Xiuming's cold murderous eyes, Liu Meng's weak legs turned into two swinging chopsticks.

But fortunately, at the critical juncture, Fang Mi, who was held in the air by someone hanging in the air after the cold wind blew for a long time, finally opened his eyes half awake.

He first looked at Qin Xiuming in confusion for a while, then suddenly his expression changed, and he covered his mouth and struggled desperately.

Seeing this, Qin Xiuming took advantage of the situation and let Fang Mi break free, watching him run aside and retching non-stop, and he was not in a hurry to take him away at the moment.

Finally, Liu Meng breathed a sigh of relief, the outside was much cleaner than the bar, especially at this time, and after the tense atmosphere was over, Xi Yin's voice on the phone finally reached the ears of several people.

"Fang Mi? Fang Mi?! What's wrong with you?!"

Hearing Xi Yin's shout, Liu Meng remembered this incident as if he had been hit in the head.

He quickly picked up the phone as if he had found a rescuer, glanced at the note inadvertently, paused suddenly, and then smiled happily, grinning wide.

"Idiot? Is it an idiot?!"

Liu Meng yelled at the phone, and at the same time was always on guard against Qin Xiuming's movements, for fear that he would put Fang Mi, who had vomited, into the car again and take it away.

"Fang Mi drank too much, now a man wants to take him away, come here quickly, idiot!!"

The author has something to say:

Liu Meng: I feel that I have a heavy mission on my shoulders.

It will be updated later tomorrow, in order to justify the meal.