I am in love with the planet

A dilapidated spacecraft broke through the atmosphere and landed on the ground of the asteroid E-0001.

From the porthole of the spaceship, you can see the blue lake water, the green grass beside the water, and groups of cattle and sheep strolling leisurely in it, lowering their heads from time to time to take a bite of the green grass.

It's just that the appearance of these cattle and sheep is a bit strange, with four big horns growing on each head, and the expression of grazing... always feels a bit hideous.

A white ape was riding on the head of a four-horned ox, hugging its big horns, and looking into the distance with its hands on a pergola, it let out a cry of "Aiyo aiyo".

"Captain." Coulson, the first mate, sent the detection robot out of the air outlet, first confirmed that the atmosphere on this planet is suitable for human survival, and then controlled the robot to test the soil and water quality not far away.

He looked at the captain wearing a black cap with a large brim and said worriedly: "Something is wrong."

The captain did not refute, one of his gloves was taken off, revealing his left hand with a metallic luster, and the mechanical fingers tapped the console lightly, making a crisp crashing sound.

"This planet is not what it was a week ago," he said.

The seawater covering most of the planet receded like a tide, leaving only tens of thousands of kilometers of clear water, the soil became more fertile, the grass was lush, and cattle and sheep flocked.

It's as if this planet has gone through a long process of life evolution in just a few weeks and suddenly became "alive".

"The climate is suitable, the water quality is good, and the air quality is good." The robot that went out to detect generated a test report: "Meet the livability standard stipulated by the alliance, and you are allowed to go out."

The captain and the first mate exchanged glances, and said to the spacecraft's intelligent system "Parrot", "Open the No. 2 cabin door."

"Yes," replied the parrot, "good luck, gentlemen."

·

Changyou rode on Triangle's back, staring at the iron lump falling from the sky in the distance for a long time.

Until it thought that there would be no more movement inside, the surface of the iron lump suddenly moved slightly, and a door was opened, and then——

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp..."

A group of lively little yellow chickens rushed out from the gangway where the spaceship descended, crowded and noisy.

With tender yellow fluff and light red mouths, the little yellow chickens were locked in the bottom cabin of the spaceship for three months, almost suffering from depression, and when they saw the sun, they waved their wings and scattered in all directions. .

Then, they started to peck grass, catch bugs (→ didn't catch them), eat stones, and eat everything they could eat.

Just like locusts crossing the border, they leave no grass wherever they go.

Big angle two angle triangle: "..."

— Ah, my grass.

"Bah!"

"Moo!"

"Gah!"

They bowed their heads angrily and arched their backs, revealing their sharp horns.

Where did the outsider come from, who didn't understand a little bit of reason, and dared to eat the grass planted by the master himself? !

The one who was more angry than them was Jingwei.

When the incident happened, Jingwei was conscientiously grabbing small pebbles from a pebble mountain in the west and flying to the east to fill the sea. This was her morning entertainment.

Then--

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp..."

A large group of little yellow chickens crossed the border, and they buried their heads and pecked happily, and Shiziershan was instantly bald.

Jingwei is going crazy.

She swooped down and screamed "Jingwei!" She grabbed the little yellow chicken that was pecking the most and was about to sacrifice it to the sky... No, fill the sea.

"Unidentified birds were captured." The intelligent system "Parrot" said.

"Aim and fire."

The captain of the spaceship calmly ordered the crew, and the laser cannon mounted on the hatch let out a shriek, and the red light bullet with a long tail flame flew towards Jingwei like thunder.

Even though Jingwei turned sideways in time, the feathers on his wings were still a little burnt.

"Jingwei!"

She glanced back, turned sideways in a graceful arc, red and blue flames ignited on her wings, and rushed towards Feather Mountain at a faster speed than the laser cannon just now.

Rotary Turtle was lying on the bank basking in the sun, but was awakened by Jingwei's cry, he stretched out his head confusedly, and asked her, "Why-what-la-?"

Jingwei flew out of the sky in the blink of an eye, and just as Xuangui's head protruded from its shell, it was blasted by her spiritual sense, causing her brain to ache.

"Jingwei!" she screamed: "Where did the outsiders come from, eat my little stones, and dare to plot against me with weapons! I will tell Yuan Lingjun to call Chi You and Kuafu out and trample them to death!" Outsiders!"

Spinning Turtle: "..."

"No--"

It took a step forward slowly, trying to persuade Jingwei, but when it looked up, it realized that it couldn't even see her shadow, so it retracted its head back into the shell in despair, preparing to go back to sleep.

Anyway, Chi You and Kuafu are both big and tall, and they are not afraid of the sky falling with them.

·

"Jingwei?"

Yuan Lingjun went out with Yuanyuan yesterday to inspect the newly planted grains, and he is sleeping in the cave at the moment.

He was woken up by the sound of Jingwei flying in with great fanfare, opened his eyes and saw the little yellow chicken in her paws, and subconsciously said: "Come right here, what gift do you bring?"

After another half a minute, Yuan Lingjun finally woke up after the energy of waking up had passed. He wiped his face with the water stored in the stone basin, and asked in confusion, "Hey, where did the chicken come from?"

"It's the East China Sea!" Jingwei angrily threw the chicken to the ground, "You don't know, there..."

"Gee chi chi."

She was about to file a complaint when she saw Yuan Lingjun skillfully grasping the two wings, picked up the little yellow chicken that was still thrashing, weighed it up and said, "It's quite fat."

He asked Jingwei and Yuanyuan: "Do you have beggar's chicken and five-grain rice for lunch?"

"Okay." Jingwei's eyes lit up.

"Actually, roast chicken, boiled chicken, gourd chicken and chicken soup are also quite delicious." Yuan Lingjun said regretfully, "It's a pity that there is only one chicken, it's too small, so I can't cook it separately."

"What is this?" Jingwei swallowed, and flapped his wings on his chest without hesitation: "I'll catch another one for you this afternoon, tell me, do you want the fat one or the thin one?"

·

Thanks to the little yellow chicken, the spaceship that came from afar has temporarily settled down on this planet.

Since the release of dozens of little yellow chickens on the first day, the crew has not been out of the cabin again, as if they did not come here to hunt for treasure.

inside the cockpit.

The captain and first mate Coulson looked at the screen on the main console together.

Dozens of little yellow chickens huddled together "chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp" pecking and pecking with their pointed beaks, and soon they pecked a patch of grass again.

"One, two, three..." The chief mate counted: "Captain, the number seems to be missing a few more."

The captain frowned slightly, his cold mechanical fingers tapping the console rhythmically.

"Control the crew and don't let them disembark without permission."

"But sir, the taste of our nutrient solution is too monotonous, and many crew members have reported that they are tired of drinking it, and they want to disembark to hunt, especially when—" the first officer pointed to the scenery outside the porthole, "the prey here is so When it is easy to hunt."

The four-horned cattle and sheep strolled lazily among the hills. Due to the abundance of aquatic plants and no natural enemies, each of them grew fat and strong, and they were very lacking in vigilance.

If these mutated cattle and sheep are unknown creatures that may be harmful to humans and cannot be eaten casually, then a wild boar sleeping among the cattle and sheep is particularly attractive.

The wild boar is tall and strong, with two big ears like palm-leaf fans. It sleeps on the ground and grunts loudly. You can vaguely hear the kind of "Dang-kang-dang-kang-" from such a distance. It is really a healthy, safe and edible economic crop.

If one had to find fault with it, it was that its teeth were too large, and the white tusks, which curved out of their lips, were twice as long as those of the common wild boar.

But what does this mean?Isn't wild boar allowed to grow buck teeth?

The captain glanced at the bucktooth pig.

It didn't know that someone on the spaceship was coveting its hundreds of catties of meat, so it lay on the ground and slept happily. It didn't know what dream it had, and snored "Dang-kang-dang-kang-" Almost blowing out snot bubbles.

"The taste of the nutrient solution is too monotonous?" the captain suddenly asked the first mate.

"Well, yes," replied the first mate.

"Three kinds of nutritious meat, thirteen kinds of vegetables, seven kinds of fruits with different tastes, they still think it is monotonous?"

"It's not that you don't know this brand," the first mate defended the crew, "They have no advantages other than a long shelf life. All varieties have the same taste."

"Very good." The captain replied: "Then starting today, the supply of nutrient solution on the spaceship is limited, and each person only has three tubes per day."

"When you're not full, you don't have the time to think about the taste." He glanced at the first officer: "Huh?"

Stared at by that sharp gaze, the first officer seemed to be able to see the beating heart in his chest through the flesh and blood, and was about to break out in a cold sweat for a moment.

He swallowed, and replied weakly: "Yes, you are right.