I am in love with the planet

The discussion in the cockpit subsided in this way, and everything seemed to be calm, except that the little yellow chickens running around the spaceship became less and less, less and less.

"This is a good thing," the first mate Coulson said to the crew who came to inquire: "According to the information we got before, these little yellow chickens are the keys to find the 'Little Yellow Chicken', we don't need to do extra things , as long as they can find the clues left by the Little Yellow Chicken, they will naturally contact the spacecraft."

"But……"

"No, but," the first mate said decisively, "I don't know the reason for this, but the captain ordered it like this."

The captain's order is equivalent to the imperial decree on this spaceship, and although the crew are confused, they are still fooled by him.

After three days of idling on the spaceship, someone finally couldn't hold back and wanted to do something.

—without any more fun, their bones will be rusting.

The ban on the Parrot is strict. Except for the time when performing missions, no one is allowed to drink, gamble, fight, or find women on the spaceship. Otherwise, they will face the captain's iron fist, the real iron fist.

Therefore, after being deprived of even the little pleasure of food, the crew members seem to have no love for life.

They lie in bed counting money every morning, at noon, and at night. The more they count, the more they feel their own poverty and the huge wealth in the legendary "Little Yellow Chicken". A strong longing.

"Hi Zhou, come here."

In the afternoon of this day, I went to the restaurant to get a fruit-flavored nutrient solution. The two crew members winked at each other and walked into the toilet compartment of the spaceship together.

"what's up?"

The black-haired crew member who was greeted looked around vigilantly and locked the door of the toilet compartment.

"Don't worry, there's no one here." His companion smiled smugly, and took out something thick and long from his pants: "Look, I'm all ready."

"It's been three or four days, don't say you have no ideas." He added.

"But……"

Before the black-haired crewman finished speaking, he was interrupted by his companion: "Don't worry, the first officer knows. That's it, tonight..."

I am waiting for you at the old place.

The slight tail sound dissipated in the air. The black-haired crew member hesitated for a moment and nodded. The two hurriedly left from the toilet and turned back to the living cabin where they lived.

……

At night, the sky gradually darkened, and a purple glow like a black veil bloomed in the sky with the last bright colors.

Two familiar black figures quietly slipped down from the No. [-] gangway of the spaceship.

"Won't the opening of the door alarm the captain?"

"Don't worry, we came down from the cargo compartment. I have the authority, let alone the first officer. By the way, where is the laser gun you secretly hid?"

"Here." Heiying patted the thick and long waist.

"Hurry up and go back after you hit the wild boar," another black shadow reminded: "The matter of the 'Little Yellow Chicken' is still up to the captain, this planet is so big, without knowing the shape of the 'Little Yellow Chicken', It is difficult for us to find its wreckage, and the captain must have a reason for his order."

"I know." His companion said, put the laser gun on his shoulder, and tried to aim it.

"If it weren't for the fact that almost all the weapon systems on the spaceship were destroyed, why would we bother? Let's have a whole pig feast tomorrow morning. I'm going to give the group of trash on the spaceship a surprise and let them kneel down and kiss my muzzle!"

"Okay, let's go..."

With a hint of excitement, the two black shadows just hid in the night, quietly, quietly groping towards the place where the wild boar appeared during the day.

·

"What—"

"Moo-"

"Gah-"

It stands to reason that every morning, the intelligent system of the Parrot will automatically play a popular song to wake up the crew from their dreams. However, the next morning, the captain is abruptly awakened by a burst of crazy noise.

These noises are divided into channels and frequencies, one after another, chattering endlessly, accompanied by the impact sound of "dong dong dong" and the harsh noise of scraping metal, which makes it impossible to ignore.

The captain pressed his forehead, thinking that he had come to the slaughter market in a trance.

"Parrot, what are you doing?" He turned off the remote voice on the main console that he didn't know when to start, and asked the spacecraft's intelligent system in a burst of low air pressure.

"Oh." A gaudy macaw appeared on the screen of the main console, and it replied with an inorganic voice: "Sorry, dear sir, I just want you to put yourself in my shoes and experience my current feelings."

Captain: "..." Got it.

You are a stingy, vengeful, preoccupied intelligent system, no wonder no one wanted it back then, and I got 250 star coins back from the flea market.

"What happened yesterday?" he asked.

"Parrot" projected what happened outside the spacecraft onto the main console.

It explained: "Last night, after you entered dormancy due to physical reasons, the No. 013 gangway of the spaceship was artificially opened, and two crew members disembarked without permission. Their numbers are: Crew No. 022, Weapons Management Department, Amon; and Crew No. [-], Canteen Purchasing Department, Zhou Xun."

"Damn it," the captain cursed. "Who gave them permission? I remember saying that no one is allowed to disembark until permission is given, no one!"

"Yes." The parrot called up the information from the database in less than a thousandth of a second: "You once issued an order not to go out, but last night I got the first-priority forced sleep order, It was issued by the No. [-] authority next to you, so except for the basic operation of the spacecraft, all advanced functions have been suspended, including access control."

captain:"……"

"Tuk, tuk, tuk."

The fingers made of metal struck heavily on the console, almost smashing the console into a dent, but the expression on the captain's face unexpectedly calmed down.

It was a calm that had been expected.

"Is it really Coulson?" He was silent for a while, the nasolabial folds on his face deepened, he looked stern and tired, but his eyes revealed a kind of ruthlessness buried under the ashes.

·

Beside the porthole of the dining room, the crew members are gathering together, pouring the monotonous nutrient solution, while watching the mutated cattle and sheep outside the window in horror.

"Come here!" A crew member crushed the glass tube in his hand with a "slap", and shouted: "My God, the coating on the outer surface of the spaceship is made of high-grade alloy, so it wiped off a layer of it, and its What the hell are horns made of?"

"What is this? I just saw the muzzle of the laser cannon was gnawed by a group of sheep running over!"

"And the accelerator for the particle cannon."

"...and the logo on the top of our spaceship, the black one."

"Hiss..." The crew members looked at each other and gasped, wondering how hard their own bones were, whether they were strong enough for these cattle and sheep to chew on.

Outside the spaceship, the big two-corner triangle formed a battle formation, lowered its head, revealing the sharp four-corner, continuously charged towards the spaceship, and there was an endless stream of angry shouts——

"What—"

"Moo-"

"Gah-"

The peaceful morning in the past is now full of murderous intentions.

"What's the matter?" Yuan Lingjun stood far away on the highest point of this area - on the west mountain, and asked Jing Weidao who had been watching the bustle for a while.

He was woken up early this morning by a Zhu Huai (→ Triangle) rushing back to report the news. Seeing Triangle jumping around, showing a ferocious expression "quack quack", it seemed that he was going to die with others, so he hurriedly talked to Yuanyuan Come to the planet together.

Jingwei pointed at the two tied up humans with his wings, and gloated, "Hey, the one who ran over to poach yesterday was captured alive."

"Help……"

The eyes of the two crew members were covered by grass leaves, their mouths were stuffed with a handful of soil, their faces were doused by the jet of water falling from the sky, and they shivered weakly.

"Hey, hey, hey~" Chang You stepped on the head of the crew member with a bruised nose and swollen face. While shaking his buttocks, he patted his chest and motioned for him to return what he found, and he tied it up. Tortoise shell style, especially strong.

"Good boy, you're really capable." Yuan Lingjun patted Changyou's head, making his already flushed face nearly as red as his buttocks.