I am in love with the planet

Due to time constraints, within a few days, "Shock!The selection of the members of the Little Cow spaceship! "The top ten were selected from the vast crowd.

Among them are doctors, scholars, soldiers, farmers...all of them are the best in their fields.

What's more, they are all fans of little cows!

The driver is an acquaintance.

"The original captain!"

Teddy happily stopped Yuan Lingjun who was teaching with Yuanyuan at the gate of the "Faceless Boy Game Training Center".

"I was elected as the pilot of the 'Little Cow', and we will travel together from now on!"

"Uh...congratulations?"

Yuan Lingjun found that the faceless man beside him stared at Teddy silently for three seconds, and he lit a piece of wax for Teddy, an honest man, from the bottom of his heart.

In any case, Ms. Taima is rich, and the shipwrecked crew members of the "Faceless Boy Game Training Center" have skills. A novice crew member who can pilot a spaceship.

"It's okay." Facing these uneasy rookies, Yuan Lingjun smiled kindly.

He took out a chip from his pocket and introduced: "The star network signal booster only needs to be installed on the game helmet to enable you to connect to the star network during the space voyage. For all problems, come to "Faceless Man Game Training" Center ", professional teacher, solve it face to face, only [-] star coins..."

Yuan Lingjun had just finished talking about the price, and before Amway and the others could "buy at a loss, and couldn't be fooled", the students readily took out their wallets, credit cards, and checkbooks——

"Give me one!"

"Me too!"

"I want two chips!"

"Line in line!"

Yuan Lingjun collects money with one hand and sells chips with the other, and he is extremely busy.

The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, like a fox who just stole a chicken.

This chip is Guo'er's latest manufacturing achievement, inspired by the signal receiver on the little yellow chicken, and the little yellow chicken that provided the body for human research is currently immersing its consciousness in the star network, spending a lot of money, ordering All kinds of materials, let the shopkeeper deliver them to your door.

Recently, there are rumors in the Titan Star Division that besides the big beauty who loves shopping, there is another faceless man who is crazy about online shopping in the shopping street these days. I heard that the two are still in a master-student relationship...

Do you need to learn from a teacher to spend money?

Sure enough, you don't understand the world of the rich.

Replaced all the liquid funds on Yuanyuan's books with Titan's unique seeds, materials, and ores, entrusted the other businesses to Gu Huo Niao and Tomato, and told Gu Huo Niao to remember to cover the waistcoat in front of people , finally came the day to leave Titan.

The red carpet was laid on the Xinggang, which had been abandoned for many years. The little cow took the lead, wearing the small sunglasses made by Yuan Lingjun, a well-fitting tuxedo, and a red tie under the neck, walking on the red carpet with a proud catwalk.

The surrounding flashes "crackled" to chase and shoot this star who is so popular on the planet.

Tengu: "Meow~~~~"

At this moment, it felt that it had reached the pinnacle of meow life.

The other members of the Little Yellow Chicken were not as pushy as Tengu, and had already boarded the spacecraft long before the reporter arrived.

Now they are having a traditional entertainment--

Rubbing hemp.

Jingwei, Changyou, Lili, and Lian each took control of one side, and the killing was swift and swift, and the six relatives did not recognize each other.

"Bullshit!"

Jingwei pushed the mahjong, ruthlessly squeezed a handful on the heads of the other three, and stuffed the collected fluff into a small bag.

"Win more, and make sweaters and down jackets for you in winter." Yuan Lingjun promised with a smile on the side.

As a hairless human being, Dawa was abandoned by the mahjong team, and was floating in the air to digest food back and forth.

It is clear to the bystanders that he has a new understanding of Yuan Lingjun——

This year's witch can be said to understand the psychology of alien animals very well. She made sweaters out of her own hair and made her aunt and her younger brother look like they would never tire of it.

Jingwei: "You're bearded again! Give Mao, Mao!"

"..."

There were bursts of cheers in the star port, and as the crew of the "Little Cow" boarded the ship one after another, a loud and melodious siren sounded in the sky, and light blue airflow was ejected from the engines of the two spaceships, one in front of the other. Afterwards, it broke away from the gravity of the earth and flew into the vast space.

"We're going to issue you a second certificate of planetary ownership," Yuan Lingjun sat on the co-pilot, looked at the little yellow chicken who was concentrating on manipulating the spaceship, and stretched out his hand to rub his fluff.

……

Elf star and Titan star are in the same galaxy, so naturally there is no need to make a transition, but the flight time of four or five days is also very difficult.

The "Little Milk Cow" is fine. The crew members on board are all on duty for the first time. They closely follow the route of the "Little Yellow Chicken" without daring to blink their eyes.

It was a different scene on the "Little Yellow Chicken".

"Zimo, Tianhu, Thirteen!"

Jingwei turned into a human form for the convenience of pulling hair, stepped on the stool with one foot, and pushed mahjong with the other hand, just like a female bandit.

"Wang Wang~"

"呖呖呖咕~"

"Hey~"

The three little animals pouted their buttocks for her to pull out dejectedly, even a male monkey who loves beauty like Changyou didn't care that this action was a bit indecent.

——Let Mr. Jing stretch out his hand to pluck the hair on his head, and his head will be bald!

"Tsk, the hair quality is not good..."

Jingwei casually grabbed three handfuls and rubbed them in his hands, not very satisfied.

She plucked all the softer fur on the three little brothers, and the rest were thorny and hard hairs, making it impossible to wear a sweater, and even a down jacket was not warm enough.

"Forget it."

Throwing Mao into the bag, Jingwei turned his attention to Tengu.

"Do you want to have a hand? It's fun!"

Tengu: "..."

"Meow~~~" it hugged itself.

Not coming!

Think I'm a big fool?

"Come on, come on!" Jing Wei had long been staring at the satin-like shiny long hair of the little cow, thinking that it would be very nice to pull it out and make a black and white scarf.

"Why are you shy? Let me give you a hand!" She ignored the tengu's resistance, dragged it by the tail, and dragged it to the card table.

Tengu scratched the ground with its paws angrily, unable to resist, so it yelled——

"Liu Liu, Liu Liu Liu!"

"National idol? What's so great about a national idol? You're an idol, but I'm still a goddess!"

"Liuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"So what? Even if you captured the 'Little Cow', you still can't beat me, and you can only let me ravage you?"

"pomegranate--"

Tengu let out a cry of grief and anger, and threw out his trump card desperately.

"Durd, dun, dun, dun!"

Jingwei: "Well..."

Her movements stopped.

Yuan Lingjun was a little curious: "What did the little cow say?"

"It said it was a cat with a background."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Is the background very hard?"

Yuan Lingjun always felt that the sound of pomegranates was a bit familiar, and recalled carefully, it turned out that in the Big Eater Competition, Tengu and Guhuo Niao also yelled this sentence when they were tearing each other passionately.

Jingwei's eyes turned to Taotie.

Yuan Lingjun:?

"It's not too hard." Jingwei tugged on the dog's tail, and said after consideration, "It's on the same level as my nephew, but it's a bit troublesome."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

At the same level as Taotie, it seems to be very tough.

……

In the end, considering the background of Tengu, Jingwei made three agreements with it——

"Only pick up the hair that falls out of you, and stop when you're done!"

"Meow~~~"

The little cow opened its innocent eyes like glass beads, tears rolled in the eye sockets, and whimpered for a long time. Seeing that Jingwei still refused to let this weak, pitiful and helpless kitten go, he agreed aggrievedly. up.

Jingwei sat back at the poker table, chased away Lili who was about to become bald, and found Xu Lian and Changyou to be his pawns.

Then, at the poker table is the world of Jingwei——

Jingwei: "Touch yourself!"

Jingwei: "Big Four!"

Jingwei: "Thirteen!"

Jingwei: "Nonsense again!"

Tengu: "..."

Tengu put his own cards on the table with his chin, and cried with a "meow".

lie!Bullying Meow!I do not believe!

How could my little cow's cards be so bad? !

There are no fathers and sons at the poker table, no brothers in the casino.

Although it was agreed to pick up the hair that fell from the little cow, but because Tiangu refused to admit defeat, he always wanted to make a comeback and pull the bald Jingwei's tail hair, so when the spaceship landed...

"Hey, where's the little cow?"

Ms. Taima led a spaceship of cat-addicted patients, connected the video communication between the two spaceships, and asked Yuan Lingjun eagerly.

"Isn't it?"

Yuan Lingjun lifted the cat wrapped in a small suit, and waved it at everyone with its paw.

Tengu was weak: "Meow~~~"

Everyone on Titan Star: "..."

"No, I don't believe it!"

Who is this animal with mottled fur, sparse fur, and bumps here and there?Ugly, okay?

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Okay," he said to the group of facialists: "This is the twin brother of the little cow, the little bald cow."

……

Although it was a joke, from the porthole of the spacecraft, the situation on Elf Planet is very bad.

Even worse than what the Titans looked like.

They landed in the middle of a piece of yellow sand, and the surrounding sand was gray-yellow. A trace of black mist escaped from the gravel, corroding the outer shell of the spaceship.

Along with the black mist, rustling sounds resounded all around.

If you look carefully, you can see that there are worms covered with black carapaces. The worms are grotesque, waving their big pincers and fighting each other. The winner will bite and swallow the body of the loser.

In an instant, the pincers that had been dropped during the fight grew back instantly, and became even bigger, shining black in the dim yellow sunlight.

The faces of everyone on the Little Cow were a bit ugly.

"Captain Yuan, this..."

"Tell the crew not to disembark yet." Yuan Lingjun asked Ms. Taima to appease the crew of the "Little Cow".

He himself looked at Taotie whose lips had been moving since just now.

"Jingwei," Yuan Lingjun asked, "What are you talking about?"

Jingwei and Dawa leaned on the porthole together, looking excited.

"He said, with so many big worms, how many whole worm feasts can be made!"

"Why do I think he said a few more words than this?" Yuan Lingjun counted the movements of Dawa's lips.

one two three four……

Do more and talk less, and the down-to-earth young people who are willing to work rarely have such eloquent times.

"Oh," Jingwei didn't care much: "The rest is he's conceiving the recipes, I'll read a few for you - white jade worm legs, braised worm meat, fried worm eggs, braised beetle..."

"Gudong." Jingwei swallowed his saliva while reading, "It sounds delicious, and the bugs here also look very fat and tender."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

As expected of the descendants of Emperor Yan, the spirit of tasting hundreds of herbs has been passed down from generation to generation——

In their eyes, there is no distinction between what can be eaten and what cannot be eaten in this world, only what is delicious and what is delicious after processing!

He deeply shed a bitter tear for the domineering big bugs who dominated Elf planet and brandished their big pincers.

Like the seafood on Titan, the end of these bugs is probably coming.