I am in love with the planet

The expression on Ms. Taima's face was a bit complicated.

Yuan Lingjun's sixth sense told him that it was best not to continue asking.

"Then, I'll go offline to see Dawa." He said.

"Okay," Ms. Taima agreed, and patted him on the shoulder with a complicated expression: "Tell Dawow, it's not good to eat too much dirty things. I know there is a century-old shop in the center of the food street. The strong stomach The medicine works really well.”

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

For some reason, he suddenly had a bad feeling.

What unclean thing did Da Wow eat?

squid?Crab?crayfish?

Yuan Lingjun didn't realize that his previous imagination was too pale, too barren, and too simple until he went offline and met Taotie face to face.

He faced a huge black hole——

"Why, can't you change back for the time being?"

"Wow."

Jukou's lips touched up and down, hiccupped, and a trace of black mist overflowed from the gap.

Jingwei squeezed in front of him, and worriedly opened his eldest nephew's mouth: "Why do you eat so much? What can I do about indigestion?"

"Wow-"

Taotie opened his mouth obediently for her to see.

Jingwei stuck his head in and waved his wings at Yuan Lingjun: "Come in together."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

This scene is kind of scary.

Even though he said that, he still couldn't suppress the curiosity in his heart, took a deep breath, opened Dawa's mouth together with Jingwei, and was sucked in by him with a "burp".

A black hole.

Jingwei took out a bouquet of rosemary flowers from his body.

Diamond-like streamers of light radiate from the petals, drifting into the endless darkness.

Only then did Yuan Lingjun see that Taotie's stomach was not originally so dark that it couldn't see the light, but was filled with black mist and black meteorites that were almost squeezed into a solid body.

On the top of these meteorites, there are countless squids, sea crabs, lobsters, sea urchins, and deep-sea giant seals. The variety is so rich and the quantity is so large that it is almost possible to hold a whole-universe seafood tour.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Dawow won't serve the old nest of seafood.

"Your family..."

"Stop," Jingwei said, "I know you're going to say that our ancestral obsessive-compulsive disorder is at an advanced stage."

"You really understand me," Yuan Lingjun praised his little baby: "I said earlier that Dawa was born in your family anyway, so why don't you have any hobbies other than eating and selling skewers? Now it seems that, He hides very deeply."

Yes, Dawa, as a mature and stable young man, has hidden all his little problems in his stomach.

"It seems that no one can resist the law of inheritance," Yuan Lingjun sighed, "The obsessive-compulsive disorder inherited from your family is still the obsessive-compulsive disorder inherited from your family."

Jingwei: "..."

Looking at the big seafood that was sorted and arranged neatly like a hill, she was speechless.

"one two Three……"

Anyway, there was nothing else to do at the moment, so Yuan Lingjun and Jingwei simply counted the types of seafood together.

When counting to the 120th eighth, Jingwei became impatient.

"Forget it," she said, "It's useless to count these things, why don't you go out and buy some stomach medicine for Dawa."

After finishing speaking, she flapped her wings and said in distaste: "It smells like a demonic energy, it smells bad."

Speaking of this, Yuan Lingjun was a little strange: "Didn't it mean that ordinary people will be polluted and have the characteristics of demonization after staying in the magic energy for a long time? Why don't I feel it?"

In particular, there are magic stones swallowed by Dawa, layered on top of each other, almost piled up into a small mountain range. According to legend, these stones will be contagious when touched.

Jingwei turned his head: "You? How can you compare with these ordinary people?"

Although I am very grateful for the little baby's attention to me, but——

Yuan Lingjun: "Am I not ordinary?"

Jingwei: "Ordinary? In ordinary words, you can awaken the "Shan Hai Jing", and make the scheming ball fall in love at first sight, so that Dawa and I are obedient?"

Yuan Lingjun: "Cough!"

"It's love at first sight, girl, please be more tactful."

"Oh," Jingwei said indifferently, "Anyway, you have to know that there is a reason and a plan for the reason why the scheming ball hates meeting you late, and wants to work with you in delusion."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Your level of idioms is a bit high." He praised the little baby.

"That's it!" Jingwei's tail cocked up: "It's all taught by your... ancestors!"

"My ancestor?" Yuan Lingjun was even more confused.

His parents passed away when he was in junior high school, and the family of his grandparents and maternal grandparents also lost contact for some reasons, but as far as he knows, both sides of his parents are ordinary worker families, and he is still the first of the two families. a college student.

"Tsk." Seeing that Yuan Lingjun didn't know anything, Jingwei patted his forehead with his wings, "You have the blood of a great witch."

"witch?"

"That's right." Jingwei's eyes looked a little farther away. At this time, she could finally see some vicissitudes that belonged to the prehistoric era tens of thousands of years ago.

"Ancient witches," she said: "They are a group of terrifying human beings. They sacrifice to gods and beasts, call wind and rain, and keep the surroundings safe. A witch whose power has reached its peak can even make the world bow down."

Yuan Lingjun imagined the grand occasion of her ancestors in her words, and for a while she was a little imaginative.

"You mean, I can..."

"What do you think?"

With a "snap", Jingwei flapped his wings again on his forehead: "Don't dream, you can get the "Shan Hai Jing" left by your ancestors, and you are lucky enough to summon me out of the book. It’s burning high incense! You may have used up all the luck left by your ancestors!”

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Daydreams don't last more than three seconds.

The bastard's air is leaking, beauties are like a cloud of younger brothers, and the villain will bow down with a wave of his hand, leading the army of alien beasts to occupy the Federation and dominate the universe...

It really wasn't his script.

The reality is—

With a loud "Bah", Yuan Lingjun and Jingwei spat out together.

What followed was a cloud of black air wrapped around the two of them.

"Don't come here!"

Yuan Lingjun stopped Yuanyuan, he was afraid that the magic energy on his body would corrode the electronic components of the little yellow chicken.

Yuanyuan: "..."

He ran to the side with a "da da da", pecked Changyou's butt, and pecked off a pinch of monkey hair.

Long right:? ? ?

"Hey hey!"

It clutched its buttocks and jumped to the side, dragging its little skirt to dance awkwardly.

Can the bottom of the monkey's skirt be drilled casually?Join the hooligans!

Accompanied by Chang's movements of twisting his waist to the right, swinging his hips, and raising his finger to the sky, a dark cloud gathered directly above the small courtyard.

The next moment-

Clap la la la.

The downpour of rain suddenly fell from the sky, drenching Yuan Lingjun and Jingwei, and dissipating a lot of the black mist on them.

Yuanyuan fluttered her wings instantly and squeezed into Yuan Lingjun's arms.

"grumble!"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Meow~~~"

The popular idol, Little Cow, heard the commotion in the yard, and proudly walked out of her ultra-luxury villa-style cat nest on catwalks.

It raised its beautiful big tail like a duster, rubbed against Yuan Lingjun's leg, raised its head, revealing eyes as clear as glass.

Tengu looked at Yuan Lingjun, full of longing: "Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow meow~~~~"

Jingwei translated: "It said: 'Broker, make me a pair of sunglasses, the kind that can go out and catch mice in undercover!'"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He grabbed a handful of wet hair, looked down at himself like a drowned chicken, took a deep breath, and comforted himself——

Yes, I'm taking this kind of messy farming script, and I'm performing a daily task: collect all seven bear beasts, and then you can summon the SSR card—ancient witch.

What a broken script!

fall!

·

Yuan Lingjun dropped the script, confiscated Changyou's skirt, punished Yuanyuan with the golden rice bowl of Tengu on his head, and gave Tengu a pair of fashionable dark circles for free.

"Hey," he said to the popular idol, "Don't you want to visit in private? Just wearing a pair of sunglasses is not enough, why don't we shave our body hair and play with a white dragon fish costume?"

Tengu: "..."

It lifted its paws to cover the "sunglasses", rubbed it twice with its spiritual energy, and it was done.

"Meow~~~"

No, no, no.

Tengu squatted obediently in the corner, pretending to be a weak, pitiful and helpless kitten.

——The shit shovel officer came again on those days every month, I was afraid.

Yuan Lingjun glanced at the yard tiredly, thinking that in this way, the playwrights at home might be able to calm down for a few days.

Although Yuanyuan was facing the wall with the golden rice bowl on her head, Jingwei rarely laughed at the scheming ball, she was talking to Dawa——

"Is this eating up half of the low-level demons on the planet? Why?"

Taotie's dark mouth changed its shape, as if it was replying.

Jingwei is not only level [-] in animal language, but also level [-] in lip language.

She was surprised: "What? You dug out all the magic stones on the bottom of the sea?"

"It won't break, will it?" She took out her wallet, threw the pebbles in it into the golden rice bowl on Yuanyuan's head, and counted out a handful of star coins: "Don't be afraid, Auntie will buy you a strong potion." Stomach medicine!"

Taotie: "..."

"Wow!"

His mouth opened—closed—and swallowed Jingwei in one gulp.

Jingwei: "..."

Half a minute later, her feathers flew out from Taotie's mouth in a mess.

"Okay, don't take stomach medicine if you don't take it, I know you're afraid of corroding..."

Dawa's lips opened and closed several times in a row, a little excited.

"There is only a small part here, less than one percent?"

"I know, I know," Jingwei comforted his eldest nephew, "you have to eat every bite. When you open the food chain to the whole universe, are you afraid that you won't be able to collect all the magic stones?"

Big Wow: "Wow!"

Correct!

Chuan Chuan youth Dawow is also full of entrepreneurial ambitions today!

……

"What are you talking about?"

Yuan Lingjun brought in some newspapers from outside and asked Jingwei casually.

Jingwei: "Dawa said that he is going to another planet, and he wants to reserve some seafood for the Chuan Chuan shop."

Yuan Lingjun: "...Your reserves are a bit large."

He handed the newspaper to Jingwei.

Several of the most popular newspapers on Titan, the front page headlines all said the same thing——

"Shocked! The alien race in the polluted area has been exhausted all night, and it is not its opponent!"

"Swallow it in! It's hard to spit it out! The aliens in the polluted area may lose their children and grandchildren because of it!"

"Blushing! Mysterious monsters appear in the polluted area, and countless alien races are still unable to satisfy it!"

"It's terrible! Dozens of alien races with tentacles are fighting it to the death like this at night!"

Jingwei: "..."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"What the hell are these?!"

Jingwei looked at Yuan Lingjun, and Yuan Lingjun looked at Dawa.

Big Wow: ? ? ?

Fortunately, he was busy with various careers and delayed the literacy plan a bit, and he is still semi-literate.

"Wow," Jingwei carefully comforted the rumored eldest nephew: "Don't be affected by these news, aunt knows you won't have puppy love, especially interracial, and food puppy love."

"Yes," Yuan Lingjun also coughed lightly: "These media reporters can lose any morals for the sake of news popularity, and they like to use shock and blushing to fool people."

Big Wow: ? ? ?

What are you talking about I don't understand? ? ?

Taking care of Dawa's pure heart, Yuan Lingjun and Jingwei didn't tell him what the headlines in the newspaper meant, they just pointed to the pictures in the news and said, "Dawa, you're popular!"

To be precise, it was Taotie's mouth that turned red.

That day, an aerial camera happened to be taking pictures of the polluted area. The plane was lurking in the clouds, and it happened to take a picture of a huge mouth covering the ocean. When it opened its mouth and sucked in, countless alien races flew up from the bottom of the sea, mixed with aquatic plants and reefs. And other strange things flew into the black mouth.

wait a moment.

"Pooh!"

The giant mouth spat out water plants, sea water and reefs, shifted positions calmly, went to another sea area, and repeated the previous actions.

The sea water exploded like it was boiling, a huge vortex connected the sky and the earth, and black shadows "swimmed" fast in the darkness, exhausted, if they were given wings, they wished they could fly to other planets.

It seemed that a huge shadow rose from the depths of the ocean, and was chased by Taotie and took a big bite, and the rest rushed into space in embarrassment, without a trace.

After the picture from the aerial camera——

Photographer A: "I think this is an intelligent creature."

Cameraman B: "How did you know that?"

Photographer A: "Look, it knows how to spit out bone dregs after eating supper."

Cameraman B: "..."

What you say is so reasonable that I am speechless.

After shooting such a thing, the film crew did not dare to specialize, and quickly passed the picture to the upper management, and it was not long before it was placed in front of Ms. Taima's case.

Ms. Taima who was awakened from her beauty sleep in the middle of the night: "..."

——This mouth is a little familiar.

Judging by the color of its lips, it looks like the big wow of Shanhai Chuan Chuan shop.

……

"We should thank Ms. Taima. If she hadn't suppressed some people with bad intentions, we might have faced many unnecessary temptations."

After hearing what happened to Dawa, combined with the newspaper in his hand, Yuan Lingjun had an idea.

He opened the communicator and found that there was already a message from Ms. Taima in it——

"No need to thank you," she wrote: "If you want to repay me, let Dawa make ten pieces of each type of seafood and pack them to my door."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

You are really not afraid of getting fat and becoming a "Thai King Horse".