I am in love with the planet

The spaceship moves quietly in space.

The outer side of the planet E-0001 is a large surrounding nebula belt, these soft and beautiful nebula like streamers are exploding all the time, and the meteorites wrapped in the nebula belt are chaotic with the shock wave brought by the explosion Collisions and irregular movements bring unpredictable and huge dangers to the spaceships shuttling among them.

Only the most experienced pilots can fly in such an environment.

——For example, Yuanyuan.

A palm-sized little yellow chicken sits in the center of the driver's seat, with seat belts fastened on its two fluffy wings.

It connects its consciousness to the control system of the spaceship, and its two black pearl-like eyes solemnly watch the data flashing on the console. Incoming meteorites and planet fragments.

Although this is the first time she has come into contact with a spaceship in the real world, in the "Yaochi System", Yuanyuan is already an old driver who has been driving for more than a month.

He maintained a high level in the "Interstellar Speeder" project, driving the spaceship fast and stably, without any turbulence being noticed.

"There are still about twelve hours before we can leave the Nirvana galaxy and reach the third transition point used by the 'Parrot'." Yuanyuan said.

It's a little-known transition point in a distant galaxy, told only by word of mouth among a handful of people.

"This transition point is privately owned. It was built by a rich gentleman in order to find his boyfriend who had run away from home for many years. The full name is 'My dear, come back soon. Bought ten new washboard 'jump points."

The second officer with a serious face told the faceless man in the "Yao Chi System".

He continued to repeat the words of the macaw blankly, the more he repeated, the darker his face became: "So, this story tells us that a man who makes his boyfriend dissatisfied has no future, no matter how successful he is outside, how good he is, when he comes home There is only a washboard to kneel and wear a home."

"Understood?" The second officer asked the captain expressionlessly.

"...Understood." Yuanyuan said: "Boyfriend...does you mean Junjun? You mean to make Junjun like me and be satisfied with me."

Otherwise, he should go to... kneeling in the black hole?

The macaw poked its head out of the second mate's pocket, and sized up the faceless man with a "teachable child" look, trying to find the slightest trace of insincerity and reluctance in his eyes.

— but to no avail.

It nodded in satisfaction, feeling that it was rare for it to worry about such trivial matters, and it could be regarded as worthy of Li Ya.

The second officer took out a star map at the suggestion of his own captain and uploaded it to the Yaochi system.

Countless starlights flew out from the star map, turned into twinkling fireflies, floated in the air for a while, gathered into a galaxy-like bright data flow, and flew into Yuanyuan's mind.

"This is the star map of the 'Parrot'," said the second mate: "With this star map, you can find the third transition point, and then you can go to dozens of different galaxies through the wormhole. These galaxies have their own It depends on which one you like."

"Oh, that's right," he said, "There is the latest version of the Federal Travel Manual in the jump point, which comprehensively scores the planet in terms of food, clothing, housing, and transportation. You can refer to the five-star official recommendation in the manual. Choose carefully."

"Thank you." Yuanyuan carefully put away the star map.

The faceless man pulled the corners of his mouth like a black hole, and showed a bottomless smile to the second officer.

Second Officer: "..."

"Remember not to go the wrong way, be sure to choose the third transition point," he finally warned: "Only this private transition point does not need to check the spaceship driver's license, and if you need it, you can also do it on the automatic certificate machine. It only costs one hundred stars to get a fake certificate, the one that is false and genuine."

After finishing speaking, the second officer walked away quickly as if something was chasing and biting his buttocks.

Yuanyuan: "Mr. Second Officer, thank you for teaching me how to drive without a license, and how to apply for a fake license. You are such a good person."

Second Officer: "..."

He lowered his head and said to the macaw: "What should I say? I don't want to be thanked for this at all! I am an outstanding graduate of Leiden College, a starship operator in the third military region, and an excellent pilot for ten consecutive years The honorary title, excellent moral character, excellent knowledge, and excellent technology, and now you are teaching people to do fake certificates on a remote planet?"

The parrot raised its head and glanced at its subordinates. There was a trace of ridicule in Heidou's eyes.

"Come on, Lin Qiao," he said, "From the day you chose to follow me, you should know that things like 'morality' have gone with the wind and are getting farther and farther away from you."

Second Officer: "..."

For the one hundred and zeroth time, he understood the wrong choice of his former colleague, the first mate Coulson who was currently sweeping chicken manure in the bilge.

If there is a chance, he would also like to let the captain know how good he is, for example stealing all his boxer briefs, so that he can only choose the lace and black gauze T-shaped that Parrot bought.

……

"Thanks for your hard work."

When Yuanyuan drives the spaceship through the nebula belt, the other one person and four beasts in the spaceship are very boring.

Jingwei had no sea to fill, and his obsessive-compulsive disorder broke out, and he almost lowered his head to pluck his hair.Fortunately, she reined in the precipice and realized at the last moment that she could not become a bald bird, so she turned her head and plucked the hairs of the two workers.

Li Li: "Wow!"

Culican: "Goo!"

Workers don't have the right to grow hair, so they can only be bullied by Jing Zong crazily?

"..."

Looking at the fluff flying around in the cabin and the two tearful animals, Yuan Ling couldn't bear it.

——After all, there are still several days left for the voyage. With the level of Jingwei's obsessive-compulsive disorder, it would be too eye-catching to be able to squeeze out all the raccoons and fawns.

Yuan Lingjun found a few branches that Changyou moved into the cabin, and asked Jingwei to peck them open with his mouth, pecking them into small squares one after another, while he himself carved patterns on the wooden blocks, and dyed them with the juice of orchid grass and sand tang fruit. , to make different patterns.

"what is this?"

Jingwei was also idle when he was idle, chattering "Tuk Tuk Tuk" very fast, refused to rest after pecking at the small cubes, and babbled patterns on them just like Yuan Lingjun.

One loaf, two loaves, three loaves, four loaves...

Five, six, seven, eighty thousand...

"A good thing," Yuan Lingjun said: "A good treasure that can make you worry about it, think about it day and night, linger and forget about it, once you touch it, you can't extricate yourself, and you can't wait to die on it."

Jingwei: "???"

Disbelief was written on every feather on her body.

"Is there anything in this world that makes people linger more than reclamation?"

"Why not?" Yuan Lingjun smiled mysteriously, stacked the 130 six small squares into a square city wall, and threw the dice with a "snap".

He greeted the four: "Come, come, I will teach you how to play mahjong."

……

Ten hours later—

Jingwei: "What is the sea? What is there to fill?"

"...Self-touch, all in one color, stupid! Give it to Mao!"

"Hey~"

Reluctantly, Chang Youxin plucked a handful of hair from the back of his buttocks and threw it to Jingwei.

The raccoon plucked its head hair, and the lizard plucked its tail feathers.

Jingwei squatted on her ultra-luxurious bird's nest, killing all directions.Today, this hay-made bird's nest has become a super luxurious real fur VIP bird's nest that is covered with a thick layer of down, soft and warm to sit on, healthy and environmentally friendly.

"Come again!"

With the sound of shuffling the cards, Jing Wei stuffed the hair lost by the three small animals under his buttocks, and flicked the cards with a "crack", very general-like demeanor.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

From the beginning, he taught the four people who rubbed hemp, then he became a player who rotated to sit on the dealer, and then became a non-staff person, and finally had to sit in the co-pilot's seat and talk to Yuanyuan.

"I don't feel very good." Yuan Lingjun said.

"Rubbing numbness in moderation will improve the mind, while rubbing numbness too much will hurt the body," he said worriedly. "If this continues, they will not only become four waste beasts, but also four bald beasts."

Who would have thought that the power of the national quintessence is so great!

Yuanyuan: "..."

Who was responsible for this dire consequence?

He took time out of his busy schedule to turn his head and glance at Yuan Lingjun, but when he met his worried eyes, he couldn't say a word of reproach.

Yuanyuan tilted her head and thought for a while, before giving Yuan Lingjun an idea: "After they lose all their hair, you can ask Jingwei to come over and knit a new sweater for each of them."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

The sweater came from the bald beast, and he felt that this suggestion was highly operable.Maybe the three bald beasts will be happy and dancing, thankful for having new clothes to wear after all.

"Why are you so smart?" Yuan Lingjun patted the little yellow chicken's head, and kissed him on the forehead.

Yuanyuan: "..."

Kiss... Kiss?

His mind went blank, and he almost disconnected from the Little Yellow Chicken directly.

Guoer on the console let out an exclamation: "Warning! The temperature of the CPU is too high! The temperature of the CPU is too high! Chief pilot, you are about to die!"

The word "crash" is too unlucky, Yuanyuan fluttered his wings, trying to fan the hot processor, and finally lowered the temperature a little bit, he controlled the "Little Yellow Chicken" to avoid a meteorite dangerously, Immediately, he accelerated and rushed out of the nebula belt in front of him.

·

Days passed day by day, and a week passed in the blink of an eye. Finally, before Jingwei won all the hairs of Changyou, Lili, and Lian, a message came from the remote detector of the Little Yellow Chicken.

"Attention, attention," it said: "A huge energy reaction has been detected ahead, and it is not recommended to move forward."

The detected energy field was displayed on the console. Countless shock waves of different shades interweaved in the narrow cosmic space and collided with each other, creating a mess, which showed that there had been a major accident not long ago.

"Front?" Yuan Lingjun turned his head and looked at Yuanyuan.

"Isn't that the direction of the third transition point?"