I am in love with the planet

From the top of the spaceship, a half-person-high light screen was projected, and everyone sat in rows on the blue green grass, watching the TV series on the light screen intently——

"I know that he loves you so painfully, I also know that you love him so painfully..."

"Change channel."

"No! Honey, listen to my explanation!!!" "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!!!"

"...Change the channel."

"Quickly tell me, who is the murderer?"

"Ouch?" Chang You opened his eyes wide, and almost put his face into the light screen, but the actor on the TV let go of his hands and took his last breath.

"..."

"Change the channel." Yuan Lingjun said to Guo'er under Changyou's angry and condemning eyes.

"Dang—Kang—"

The leading brother lying in the middle of a group of horns turned over honestly, exposing the flesh on his belly, and his snoring was loud.

"A—————" the tortoise also sneezed slowly, and slowly retracted its head into the shell, preparing to go back to sleep.

"May-can-be-I'm-old-old-, with-not-on-now-in-the-flow-ok-"

Yuan Lingjun was hypnotized by his slow words and fell asleep a bit, but just after he yawned, his mind was awakened by the heart-piercing actors on the screen.

The female number two with a pair of angel wings on her back is crazily pulling her feathers and cursing the male protagonist with the devil's horns on his head: "You damn devil! Go to hell!!!"

"Don't be like this," Yuan Lingjun said to Xuan Gui pertinently: "Although the plot is bloody, I still put my heart into casting the characters."

The big tortoise withdrew its head back into its shell and refused to comment.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Change channel, switch channel."

The scene of Jingwei's protest against hair pulling made her feel strongly uncomfortable, so Yuan Lingjun asked Guo'er to change the channel and skip these bloody hit dramas full of routines.

They finally saw a host in serious formal attire sitting behind the studio table.

He said in a very standard interstellar common language: "In the year 1701 of the star calendar, Mr. Caesar, the chairman of the Federal Assembly, visited the Phoenix High School in person for an inspection. During the inspection, he delivered an important speech and put forward the following suggestions for promoting the construction of the Federal High School..."

"This is Kata Star News Station?" Yuan Lingjun felt a sense of intimacy when he heard this official wording.

"It's the news broadcast of the central galaxy," Guo'er said, "The news of the outer galaxies is closed, and generally they don't have their own official news stations."

The host began to broadcast the latest news that the central galaxy has added several military bases outside the domain.

"Let's just watch this." Except for Changyou, Lili, and Kelican, everyone's interest in the news station is higher than that of dog blood dramas, so, ignoring the protests of the three of them, Yuan Lingjun made a decision: " It just happens to let everyone learn the interstellar common language, and learn more about the outside world by the way."

"Especially you." He looked at Jingwei.

Don't think that you can stop learning foreign languages ​​just because the "Yao Chi System" comes with a translator. If you don't know Interstellar Common Language, how will you contract infrastructure projects on other planets in the future?How to build a signal tower in the universe?How to enter the Yaochi system anytime, anywhere, enjoy the game, and enjoy the krypton gold?

"You are an infrastructure bird who wants to contract the construction of the entire universe star network! Come on!" Yuan Lingjun beat Jingwei.

Jingwei: "..."

"Okay, I'll learn." She hummed reluctantly and agreed.

Jingwei is a bird who only walks the talk. When she said she wanted to learn Interstellar Common Language, she really took root in front of the TV, unmoved, watching the news for eight hours a day, and even reduced the frequency of land reclamation.

With such hard work, she mastered basic listening, speaking, reading and writing in just a few days.

Of course, this is due to Jingwei's never-forgotten consciousness as a divine beast.

In short, she is now a bird with a long-term vision and familiarity with interstellar events.

On this day, Jingwei dragged two workers to watch the news together. Suddenly, she heard a familiar name from the host.

"...The No. 01 military base tentatively named 'Wing' is located on the edge of the Nirvana galaxy, surrounded by several layers of nebula belts. The military department will discuss the construction plan next month, in order to ensure the safety and concealment of the military base , the preliminary plan is to blast three asteroids numbered E-0001 to E-0003..."

"E-0001...our planet?" Jingwei glanced at the two workers.

Li Li and Su Lian looked at each other in bewilderment, and nodded to Jingwei.

It seems, maybe, yes, this is where we are.

Looking at the remote observation data of planets displayed on the news, Jingwei was briefly shocked for three seconds, and then shouted at the top of his voice——

"Yuan Lingjun! Come out quickly! We are about to be demolished!!!"

"..."

Five minutes later, Yuan Lingjun quit the Yaochi system under Guo'er's call.

He was holding the little yellow chicken of the Yuanyuan brand, with Jingwei, Lili, and Lian on his left, and Dangkang, Xuangui, and Changyou on his right, and held a planetary meeting with a solemn expression.

"So, if the federal military approves the construction plan for the No. 01 military base, our planet will be violently demolished."

The little yellow chicken in his arms trembled.

Jingwei was pacing up and down the ground with a stone in his mouth.

"Let me make a correction. It's not just a violent demolition, it will be blown to pieces like the other two planets, and then special construction machinery will be used to collect the planet fragments and use them as the bottom of the military base to build various facilities on it. .”

The little yellow chicken buried his face in Yuan Lingjun's chest and shook violently.

"That's horrible."

Yuan Lingjun understood Yuanyuan's mood very well.

"I can describe it more vividly," Jingwei said, "It's like someone broke into your home, blowing you and the house into fireworks, and using your ashes..."

"Enough!" Yuan Lingjun stopped Jingwei's intimidating behavior, and stroked the trembling feathers of the little yellow chicken pitifully.

"It's too much," he reprimanded Jingwei, "Look at how scared Yuanyuan is by you."

"The cowardly ball." Jingwei snorted, fighting for favor every day.

Yuan Lingjun pretended not to hear.

"I just checked the general process of establishing a military base for the Federation in the library. From the selection of the location, the determination of the plan, the discussion of the plan, the revision of the plan, the vote of the military department, the submission to the parliament, the vote of the parliament, the project bidding, and the entry of equipment, at least There are still six or seven steps, and it will take more than a year." He said.

"So, during this time, we're trying to find a way to get the federal government to stop this program."

"It's too difficult," Jingwei said irritably, walking in circles on the ground, stepping on a circle of paw prints.

She used small stones to pick and choose on the ground to review the engineering regulations she had learned from the library, "There is no reasonable way, just let Kuafu learn how to be a nail household, if it weren't for our planet Without the Lord, they can't..."

"Wait!" Jingwei stopped suddenly.

"A planet without an owner can be demolished at will, but according to the Federal Constitution, registered planets are private property and are sacred and inviolable. Without the consent of the owner, no one has the right to dispose of them, including the military and parliament."

Yuan Lingjun stopped pulling the chicken, and the little yellow chicken in his arms looked at Jingwei with serious eyes: "Really?"

"Really." Jingwei said.

Then, based on the delicate psychology of "having a baby, why be a little boy", she habitually poured cold water on Yuanyuan.

"However, many conditions are required to legally occupy a planet. For example, at least official statements from three neighboring planets must be obtained, proving that the planet has always been privately owned; and then the applicant needs to provide specific information about the planet , register the property rights with the planet management department in the region; after the registration is passed, you have to pay a large sum of money to be recognized by the star province and the federation..."

"That's all?" Yuan Lingjun waited for Jingwei to finish speaking, thinking seriously while listening.

"Almost." Jingwei said.

Yuan Lingjun stood up: "As long as there is a way, let's go back today and make a plan, one by one to complete."

"What if it can't be finished?" the little yellow chicken said suddenly.

Yuan Lingjun lowered his head and stared at Yuanyuan: "It's definitely possible. If something really happens, we'll go to the Federal Parliament to petition together. If petitioning doesn't work, we'll come back and be a nail-biter together! In short, we are a family. Be neat and tidy."

"Listen to you."

Yuanyuan was happy again, and two "^?^" appeared in the little yellow chicken's eyes.

"I'm going to familiarize myself with the driving system of 'Little Yellow Chicken'," he said, "Isn't it going to fly to other planets? I'll be your pilot."

·

Because of this accident, the time to leave Yuanyuan was brought forward.

During this period, the signal tower received signals from several surrounding planets, but the Parrot never landed.

"Shouldn't Dahua ban the Internet for the crew?" Yuan Lingjun guessed with a little worry.

The decathlon crew of the Parrot had disappeared from the Yaochi system for more than a month, and everyone missed them, especially Chang You, who didn't have a new skirt to wear.

Changyou held a basket of tango fruits, and moved them onto the spaceship with small dignified steps.

The empty storage room of the "Little Yellow Chicken" is now filled with various crops, fruits, local products, and even a dozen boxes of blue grass.

Changyou is a nostalgic monkey who has lived in the cave for almost half a year, reluctant to see anything, and stowed many things onto the spaceship.

It has its own straw monkey climbing frame, Jingwei's ultra-luxury birdhouse, parrot's unicycle and ring swing, and boxes of small skirts.

Changyou pouted his buttocks and climbed up and down like a bee. Jingwei endured it because everyone was about to leave here.

Until it picked up another handful of colorful nutrient solution.

Jingwei: "Put it down!"

"Hey, hello?" Changyou looked down and shook his head firmly.

It's a spoil from the Parrot, and he loves it.

"Didn't I throw these away, where did you pick them up?"

Jingwei flew over and pecked on the right side.Her tone was a bit harsh, which made Changyou say "Ouch" aggrievedly.

Yuan Lingjun noticed the situation here, and walked over holding the little yellow chicken, "What's wrong?"

"Nutrition solution?" He looked into Changyou's arms: "I saw that Changyou liked it, and hid it in his skirt behind your back, so I didn't tell you."

Jingwei pecked again.

"Don't throw it away quickly, you little bad monkey who deceives you!"

"Hey hey!"

After being pecked twice, Changyou became angry and put on an awkward dance pose.

——Don’t provoke monkeys casually, be careful that monkeys drown you!

at this time--

"Clap."

It may be that the nutrient solution in his arms was too full, and one of them suddenly slipped down and fell to pieces on the ground.

Everyone lowered their heads together and looked at the broken glass tube.

"laugh--"

Yuan Lingjun saw a black air escaping from the contact surface between the nutrient solution and the blue grass, hovering in the air for a while, and gradually dissipating.

"What is this?" he asked.

Jingwei pondered for a while: "Well...you can be regarded as a kind of demonic energy."

"..."

Yuan Lingjun didn't know much about magic energy, but he knew it was not a good thing, so he ordered Changyou to throw away the nutrient solution in tears, and boarded the spaceship with Jingwei.

The signal tower built on the planet has collected enough energy for a long voyage. In order to save space, Dajiao Dijiaojiao, Xuangui and Dangkang entered the "Shan Hai Jing" together, and came out after the spacecraft landed.

"The self-inspection is complete, and it is allowed to take off." The little yellow chicken said.

Yuanyuan sat in the pilot's seat, and Yuan Ling, who assisted him in operating the spaceship, exchanged glances.

"To prove that you are yours."

"To prove I'm mine."

"For the homestead ball to not be forcibly demolished!" Jing Wei shouted slogans lying on Yuan Lingjun's head.

"Take off!" they said in unison.

The gangway was retracted, the cabin door was closed, and the engine of the Little Yellow Chicken emitted blue flames, rushed out of the atmosphere under the powerful thrust, and flew to the distant and vast starry sky.