I am in love with the planet

The feeling of being escorted home by the star thief was so exciting that as soon as Yuan Lingjun returned to the apartment, he asked Jingwei to retrieve Aoao.

"What's the rush?" Jing Wei lazily tidied his feathers in the ultra-luxurious bird's nest: "He still has business to do."

"What's the matter?"

"Pee to enclose the land, mark your subordinates with scent, and give them ideological and cultural quality education or something."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Very, very primitive, except for the last item.

"What the hell is ideological and cultural quality education?"

Do you still want to educate a group of civilized and polite four-star robbers?

"Hmm..." Jingwei thought for a while, propping his head with his wings: "It doesn't seem to be enough to just say that, let me let you have a look."

As she spoke, she took out a button camera from her luxurious bird's nest, pressed the switch, and projected the video stored in it onto the wall.

I saw Aoao sitting on the soft sofa, playing with the big black bow on the clothes.

—Call here, call here.

Yuan Lingjun somehow thought of a big black cat playing with a cat teaser.

However, Big Cat's subordinates didn't think so.

A lean, dark-skinned, scarred face with an eye patch on one eye, showing a knife scar, stood respectfully beside Aoao, holding a little red book in his hand.

"Page No.12." Aoao raised his eyes.

"Yes." Scarface replied respectfully, then turned the book in his hand to twelve pages, and began to read: "The history of all societies so far is the history of class struggle... The oppressor and the oppressed are always in mutual contact. opposing positions, engaged in a constant, sometimes covert, sometimes overt struggle..."

The star thieves below sat neatly on the small benches, each holding a red treasure book, and read along: "In the past historical eras, we can see that society is completely divided into different classes almost everywhere. , seeing social status divided into various levels..."

Aoao was very satisfied, put her legs on the small coffee table, and nodded while playing with bows.

Whenever a star thief mispronounced a word, he would cast a cold glance.

Star Thief: "..."

Shivering.

They read the "Communist Manifesto" louder and louder.

The corner of Yuan Lingjun's mouth twitched.

He asked Jingwei in disbelief: "Why did you bring the star thieves to read the "Communist Manifesto?"

Jingwei pecked at the feather, said indifferently: "Oh, I taught him."

Yuan Lingjun was about to go crazy: "Why did you teach him this?"

"He asked me how I could completely baptize the minds of my subordinates and make a new face, so I introduced him to learn materialistic values."

"..."

Jingwei didn't realize the complexity of Yuan Lingjun's heart, and told him happily: "Speaking of which, he is very talented. He not only learns by himself, but also encourages his subordinates to learn. In less than two weeks, he has achieved rich results. .”

"Look, that's the paper they handed in!"

Yuan Lingjun turned his head and saw a thick pile of letter paper on his small desk, some of which were messed up, some with typos, and some crooked after-school homework.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"So what does it mean to put it on my desk?"

"Waiting for your correction!" Jingwei said without worry.

She spread out the bird's little paw with a hook to show Yuan Lingjun, and then pointed to Aowao who was playing with the bowknot in the video: "Don't you let us weak, pitiful and helpless little animals change their homework?"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Okay, I'll change it." He endured the humiliation and said.

At this time, the political class of three and ten minutes on the video also came to an end.

The star thieves put down their books and looked at the leader anxiously.

Aoao put down the bow tie, stood up ruthlessly, and nodded downward: "You, you, and you."

Three tall, burly Star Bandits with arms as thick as thighs came out tremblingly.

Yuan Lingjun noticed that they were the three with the most typos in the previous reading.

Aww, the three star thieves took out an instrument that Yuan Lingjun was very familiar with under the nervous gaze——

Shock device!

He took six electrode patches, and stuck them on the star robbers' backs with a "squeaky beep".

Turn on the switch and push it to the maximum.

"Oh oh oh ah ah!"

The star thieves' facial muscles twitched in the purple arc across their bodies, and their hair stood up one by one.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He began to feel that the scene in front of him was a little discordant, and it was not suitable for the immature aliens to watch.

"Is this, this, this appropriate?" He asked Jingwei.

"Why isn't it suitable?" Jing Weihui misunderstood and tilted his head: "This is only 100V current. Xiaobai was fine with 200V power every day before, and even created his own break dance!"

"..." I'm not talking about this, I'm talking about their screams.

Aoao on the other side of the screen obviously had the same opinion as Jingwei. He waited quietly for 3 minutes, turned off the electric shock device himself, removed the electrode patch, and patted the shoulders of the three men encouragingly——

"Electricity refreshes the mind and enhances intelligence. I am not such an electrician for ordinary people!"

The star thieves who recovered from the click looked at each other, their eyes filled with joy——

That's great, the boss didn't eat people today, so he's in a good mood!

They should be, oh, whatever they say, and they look at the boss with eyes full of admiration, admiration, and follow, and flatter him——

"Yes, yes, I think so too!"

"I feel that I am now physically and mentally comfortable, and my thinking is not a little bit quicker."

"The boss deserves to be the boss. Such an exclusive secret recipe is also used to share with us. He really worked hard to help us improve our IQ, so great!"

Hearing the compliments from his subordinates, even though his face is still expressionless, the bows on his back are all up!

"Since you are so impressed, strike while the iron is hot and recite the full text of the teaching materials that you have read just now. I will check it tomorrow, and by the way, I will hand in a 1000-word essay before the weekend. Well... the title is "On Materialism." Doctrine and Robbery View."

"As for not writing the thesis well, making up the word count, or plagiarizing each other..." The star thieves below exchanged glances with each other, and when they made small movements frequently, they sneered and opened their mouths suddenly.

Immediately, his mouth, which was originally the same as that of an ordinary person, opened into a bloody mouth, with sharp and cold white teeth intertwined, and the depth of his throat was as bottomless as a black hole.

"..."

The star thieves broke out in a cold sweat, and recalled the nightmare of their bosses being torn apart overnight, eaten dry and wiped clean, and smacking their lips to dislike Taichai.

That is the deepest and darkest fear engraved in the soul.

"Yes yes yes." Looking at the bloody mouth that was exactly the same as that night, the star thieves hugged the red book tightly, shaking like chaff.

The entire star thief's lair fell into the white fear of materialism and the three mountains of reading aloud, reciting the full text, and homework for a while.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He looked at the small papers on the table that were condensed with the blood and tears of the star thieves, and fell into a decision.

Jingwei flew over sympathetically, and patted Yuan Lingjun's shoulder with his wings——

"You have a heavy responsibility on your shoulders."

If there is one less failure, there will be one less star thief who is treated as a supper because of not working hard and not thoroughly remolding his mind.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

However, to pick out the highlights from this group of homework with low education level, incomplete recognition, and full of vernacular, it is simply like panning for gold in big waves. It is an impossible task!

"Alas," Yuan Lingjun sighed helplessly, flipping through the essay, thinking that it would be quite difficult for these star robbers to squeeze out 60 words, otherwise, the scoring standard should be changed to 300 passing, a full score of [-].

He roughly took a look, although the word "materialism" is full of nonsense, but the star thieves are still very innovative in the "view of looting", they are very experienced in telling the facts and making sense , It is still possible to barely make up 60 points.

"Let's not talk about this," he said: "How is your other work on Muse Planet these days? Aww, is there any reaction from Tal to gather the star robbers with such a big fanfare?"

Jingwei went back to his nest, and licked the soft lining: "It went very well."

"Chichi has entered the finals of "Super Idol" and is about to make his debut. Siren takes great care of him."

"As for Tal..." There was a trace of white flakes on the corner of her mouth, and she tilted her head in doubt: "Hey, it's strange to say that the star bandit leaders who were eaten by Aoao are all his people, but he has been doing nothing these days. Action, Xiaobai also said that he hasn't seen Tal for many days."

"Could he be my uncle?" Jingwei babbled in his bed twice, guessing wildly.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Stop talking nonsense," he stopped short of prestige, but he couldn't help but guess wildly in his heart——

It's not in line with Tal's character that he hasn't appeared after being poached?Uncle or something is outrageous, maybe it's the plague, rat plague, rat flu?

……

They both guessed wrong.

——The one who came was not my uncle, but my cousin.

Far away in the banquet area, hundreds of kilometers away from this apartment in the performance area, Wright was sitting in front of the big screen with a glass of red wine, and was connecting with the conversation of the central star.

"Cousin," on the screen, a familiar handsome face zoomed in on the camera, and smiled at Wright with obvious malice: "What? Still shrinking in your mouse hole to do some shady business?"

Wright smiled without anger and even raised his glass to Carl Depero on the other side of the screen.

"TOEFL," he said, "I heard you're pregnant?"

Carl Depero: "..."

In a short period of time, the fact that one of the heirs of the Depero family passed the Federal Comprehensive College in a special car for pregnant women has spread throughout the Central Star, and everyone knows it. Spread the word, and now even the well-informed on Muse knows about it.

Cal Depero felt that his face was thrown to the ground and stepped on, stepping on it again and again.

"Enough!" He was furious: "Shut up, it's a rumor!"

"..."

Wright still wore an unhurried and insightful smile, with a bit of helplessness in his expression, as if to say: Pregnant women are so unreasonable, so you can do whatever you say.

With a hateful smile, he said with concern: "Pay attention to your emotions, don't hurt the child."

"..."

Cal Depero's chest heaved violently, his eyes were red, and he wanted to tear his cousin's mouth through the screen.