I am in love with the planet

In the office, the Meteor Hammer's achievements shine through.

In order not to smash his favorite decoration, Mr. Caesar had no choice but to appease the dean by giving the pufferfish a smooth ride.

"Calm down, just sign a few documents, this is just a small thing for you, right? Come on, follow me, inhale, exhale, good..."

"I'll piss you off!" The dean inhaled, exhaled, and then said angrily, waving the meteor hammer vigorously.

"You cheated on me, you cheated on me again! Why did you only cheat on me? Do I have a face that can be cheated on?"

He has been cheated too many times, and the simple yoga breathing has not been able to soothe his broken heart.

"..."

Yes.

Mr. Caesar coughed lightly, seeing that the situation was not good, he quickly shifted his focus.

"I'm not the only acquaintance who committed the crime." He muttered in a low voice.

"what?"

"Cough," Mr. Caesar turned on his optical brain, dialed a number, and said with a serious face, "Speaking of which, I just want you to meet someone."

"Who?"

The communication on the other side is connected.

In the picture projected by the light brain, a man dressed in colorful clothes, a punk outfit with iron nails, and short hair on his head was also dyed in various colors. He stood upright and glanced at this side, and waved to the dean and Mr. Caesar. .

"Yo, Gal," he raised his eyebrows, "Long time no see, how old are you?"

Dean: "..."

Seeing this person suddenly, with this outfit appearing in front of him, he was no less astonished than seeing dead people cheating on corpses and dancing on graves, so he said, "It's not because of you bastards!" rolled in his throat After two rolls, there was no time to export.

So the pocket of the person in the projection moved, and a macaw's head came out.

"Let go bastard, let me see, is it the little gal?"

"It's really a gallon!" It said in surprise.

The parrot is very familiar, and its mouth can't stop chirping for a moment: "Hi, hello, gal, how old are you this year? Two hundred and eight? Are you married? Do you have a partner? What do you like? My jerk master Can you like this? How about we discuss a time, you go to the edge galaxy to warm his bed, or ask him to go to the central star to warm your bed? Sleeping is healthier!"

Dean: "..."

"Cough cough cough cough cough cough!!!"

He had just taken down a bottle of the best brandy from Mr. Caesar's bookshelf, uncorked the bottle and took a sip to calm himself down, when he let out an earth-shattering cough.

I don't know if it was alcohol or something, his face turned red instantly, even the roots of his ears turned red, and physiological tears welled up in his eyes.

Captain Parrot glanced at his artificial intelligence in disgust, and pushed its head hard into his pocket.

"Sorry. Don't listen to it, it damaged the main program in a space storm, and it's a bit unhinged now."

"You are - slander, slander!" The "parrot" and its owner leaned on each other, supported their bodies with two wings, and popped their heads out of their pockets: "I am such a handsome, intelligent and considerate parrot, how can I be so godly, Classic, wrong, chaotic!"

"You're just getting angry from embarrassment, you, a cowardly, ambitious, short-sighted bastard!"

Even the dialect of an unknown planet has come out. It seems that the language system of "Parrot" has indeed been damaged to some extent.

The dean saw that the feathers and muscles on the two bionic wings of the "parrot" were all stripped off, leaving only the cold metal skeleton, with thin bones flapping on the edge of the pocket, and agreed with the captain's mouth that "they encountered a rare situation." cosmic storm" kind of thing.

"Parrot" didn't seem to know that his appearance was awkward at all. One of its wings was resting on the edge of the pocket, and the other was supporting the previous one. It shook its colorful feathers and winked at the dean. road.

"Aifei... No, little Galen, let me tell you, there is nothing that cannot be covered by one quilt. If there is, then two beds... We are now at 23 Clock Street, East District, DeWolf Star, you come here now , I will turn your cards tonight, quack quack quack quack!"

It let out a burst of unscrupulous, quack-quack laughter, and then its head was twisted off by the angry owner, and it was thrown behind.

"Check its system again. How do I feel that 'Parrot' has more logical cognitive obstacles after the upgrade?"

"how come?"

Behind him, Master Angel took over the head of the parrot that was power-off and still insisted on making the last "ga" and connected to the host: "Everything is normal. It stands to reason that the main system of 'Parrot' has been restored. Layer memory and deep memory are not well integrated yet, and it will take time."

"Then why is it so stupid?" the captain said angrily.

"Did you say anything to it in the past two days?" Master Angel hadn't been questioned about his technical level for a long time. He looked at Captain Parrot and asked suddenly: "Or, you have said it many times before, so that it makes people Did it create memory confusion?"

captain:"……"

He blushed, and pretended to be aggressive under Mr. Caesar's mocking gaze: "Shut up."

You shitty bastards who just tear things apart.

"Have you mentioned it many times before?" The dean fixedly stared at the screen when he heard the key words.

"Hey, don't think too much," Captain Parrot scratched his head, "I...I have been working for Caesar all these years, investigating something, if you don't believe me, you can ask Caesar...Well... I miss everyone in Central Star... ..."

He didn't finish speaking when he saw the dean sneering, picking up the meteor hammer in his hand and the wine bottle in the other hand.

Super fierce.

"So, since you didn't die back then, why did you partner with the two of them to cheat me?!"

Captain Parrot's back felt cold, because the partnership had dug too many pits, and he didn't know whether the dean was talking about this time or the previous time, so he had to subconsciously throw out a standard answer——

"Because you look so good!"

Dean: "..."

Mr. Caesar looked at his face, and secretly put his favorite white porcelain vase into the storage space he carried with him.

"...Okay." As the person who can preside over the overall situation, he said seriously: "Now that everyone has met again, let's exchange information."

……

The reunion was over, and after the simple silence in the office, it entered the rhythm of doing big things.

·

"Goodbye."

"We'll come and see you during the winter vacation!"

When Yuan Lingjun came, he was with Yuanyuan, but when he went back, he was alone, leaving only a storage space for hot pot ingredients and a red book with the official seal of the federal government for Yuanyuan.

When the "Little Yellow Chicken" was about to leave the central star, Yuanyuan reluctantly bid farewell at the star port.

"Don't worry, I will bring your spaceship to Muse Harbor safely!"

Talking on the spacecraft communicator is the parent of a Muse star student he met while eating hot pot. After he heard that Yuan Lingjun could not fly a spaceship, he volunteered to lead them.

"thank you very much."

The two hosts were still bidding farewell, but Guo Er replied very politely to the kind-hearted man.

"I have downloaded the latest version of the Central Galaxy's route map and intelligent unmanned driving system, and will do my best to keep pace with you."

The siren above Xinggang pulled out a melodious whistle, like the crowing of seagulls.

"Then let's go." Yuan Lingjun waved his hand out the porthole.

The engine of the spaceship ejected a light blue airflow, slowly floated up, rose into the air, and then rushed into space, turning into a small black dot in the endless distance of sight.

"Quick! Get on board!"

"Go home!"

The passengers around were still laughing and making noise, Yuanyuan stood in the empty spaceship berth, pressed her chest, feeling a little empty in her heart.

Since leaving from planet E-0001, this is the first time he has been separated from Yuan Lingjun for so long. Before graduating from high school, they may still be separated for a long, long time.

but……

Putting her hand in her pocket, she touched the well-printed and high-grade red book, and Yuanyuan suddenly became happy again.

Now it is different from before, even if the two places are separated, there is no need to worry too much, he is a well-known ball, and he is not afraid of those little fairies in "Shan Hai Jing" who try to seduce Yuan Lingjun!

Ok……

Yuanyuan turned around and walked back, thinking while walking——

Junjun has already saved enough money to marry him, so he should study hard, build a good relationship with the members of the appointment team, and work hard to grow the Shanhai Group. Sooner or later, he will be exactly the same, no, "marry" Junjun more grandly!

Set a small goal first, earn him two hundred million gift money!

·

In the vast universe, starlight travels through the endless void, and is swallowed by the black hole hidden in the depths.

The two spaceships are connected back and forth, and sail along the star map to the star port leading to Muse Star.

"It's almost there," the parents of the students in front said to Yuan Lingjun: "After this route, you can enter Muse Planet."

"However, this road is not easy," he reminded Yuan Lingjun to be prepared, "During this time, Star Muse is holding the "Strongest Idol" audition, and the investigation is relatively tight. It is not easy for star thieves to go out and rob. I had to stay near the old lair and make a few small ones. The west side of Muse Star is adjacent to the black market, and I often encounter their spaceships, but it doesn’t matter, as long as you pay them according to their requirements, for sustainable development, they will not kill them all... "

"Understood, thank you." Yuan Lingjun hung up the communication politely.

He asked his son: "Oops, what can I do?"

Yuanyuan showed Yuan Lingjun's bank account: 0.

After paying the ransom fee to Yuanyuan, they don't have any money on them now, they are completely paupers.

"It's okay!" Guo'er turned into a chubby little yellow chicken, puffed out his chest on the screen, and said very righteously: "If you really can't pay the money, you can pay me out!"

"..."

Whether this is worth it or not, Yuan Lingjun thought movedly, how can he sell the spaceship to survive?

"It's not certain that we will meet Star Pirates," he comforted, "Maybe we are lucky and have a safe journey?"

However, it may be that luck has run out, or Yuan Lingjun inherited Jingwei's crow's mouth. When there was only one light-year away from the Muse star, two strange ships suddenly circled behind a tall meteorite in front of them. spaceship.

These two spaceships are powerful and powerful, with several cannon muzzles hidden on both sides, the whole body is painted matte black, and a small ship mark is on the bow.

The ship mark is white, snow-white and snow-white, and it is as eye-catching as a guiding light in the deep universe.

"Turn off the power quickly," the well-meaning person leading the way ahead initiated an emergency communication, with some panic in his voice: "That's the Star Thief entrenched in the black market. When they loot, the spaceships are all painted black, and there is a white skull logo on the front of the ship... ...Gah?"

The black spaceship approached a little more, so you can clearly see the two white snow-white marks on the bow, not the skull-headed ship marks that are commonly seen in Star Pirates, but...

There are two beautifully shaped, smooth curves, round and chubby bows, and they look a little cute when you look closely.

"..."

Yuan Lingjun felt that this bow tie looked familiar, and a premonition rose in his heart.

Not a bad hunch.

"This one……"

The tried and tested old driver in the spaceship ahead was also puzzled.

With this shape, is it Star Bandit or not Star Bandit in the spaceship, or is there a star bandit that is particularly trendy and artistically cultivated?

He knew that bow ties were popular in the fashion industry recently, and this fashion whirlwind from the mysterious killer had already swept the entire planet before he left the muse star.

Now it looks like... even the star thief was blown by the tail of the typhoon?

In the end, it was the star thief in the spaceship ahead who gave them the answer.

"Shut up! Hold your head! Squat down! Take your hands off the console! Pay the money and don't kill!"

They forcibly connected the communication between the "Little Yellow Chicken" and the spaceship in front, and shouted the standard robbery terms of the star thieves.

The well-meaning person in the spaceship ahead skillfully knelt down immediately with his head in his arms, glanced at the online bank account number given by the star thieves, took out his optical computer and prepared to send money, and he also reminded Yuan Lingjun to do the same.

"Very quickly, they released the person after the money arrived in the account, and it took less than 3 minutes."

"Yes!" The star thief wearing a black hood in the black spaceship said proudly: "We have professional ethics!"

"..."

Yuan Lingjun took a deep breath and raised his head from the co-pilot.

"that……"

He was about to say that I have no money, why don't you use the precious metals and gems inlaid in the cockpit to pay off the debt, but suddenly he saw the star thief who was facing him on the communication screen with wide eyes and let out a scream.

"what!"

"I……"

As soon as Yuan Lingjun opened his mouth, the star thief jumped back like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, raised his hands, and squatted down super skillfully with his head in his arms.

"I was wrong, big brother! The flood rushed into the Dragon King Temple, and the family didn't recognize the family. I really didn't know that you were the old man sitting in the spaceship, otherwise I wouldn't dare to go out to rob today if I borrowed ten courages! "

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

A guess emerged in his mind.

"You know him, don't you...梼杌?"

The star thief raised his head, his eyes widened in horror.

"I'm wrong, don't eat me, I don't like it, Boss Yu is on Muse Planet, if you need it, we will clear the venue right now and send you home!"

Because he was too nervous, he couldn't even punctuate a sentence.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Good, got it.

Confirmed the eyes, it is the person who was frightened by the X4 cannibal group.

"no need……"

Although Yuan Lingjun was afraid of trouble and determined not to need the star thief to clear the field for him, the star thief in the spaceship flattered them that it was their honor to open the way for the boss.

Without waiting for a refusal, the star thief leader opened the internal communication and called out a large group of accomplices who were idle in the black market.

"..."

So, one after the other, the two civilian spacecraft were outflanked in the center of the group of black bowknot spacecraft, sailing mightily all the way to Muse Star.

The scene is spectacular and imposing, comparable to an emperor going on a tour. All other civilian spaceships along the way were scared away.

It is worthy of clearing the field.

The kind-hearted man in the spaceship ahead didn't say a word, enjoying the intimate escort of the star robbers with a blank expression, and glanced at Yuan Lingjun with an indescribable gaze.

He felt that he might know a mafia boss, just like the one played in the popular TV series "Underworld Records" a long time ago.

It turns out that the mafia boss will personally send the children to school...

No, no, you must send emails to your own children, be careful with that former Zhengze classmate, and don't mess around with him!They are serious people from a small family, and they can't afford such excitement!

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Inexplicably, he was "big boss", and his mood along the way was very indescribable, and this indescribability lasted until the spaceship group stopped at the edge of Muse.

The escorting black spaceship stopped, and a middle-aged man who seemed to have the most status among the star robbers rubbed his hands and said with a smile in the communication: "Boss, there is a note ahead... No, comrade police, we can only clear the scene here." Already, please put aside the past, and please speak kindly for us in front of Boss Yu, hehehe."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Don't worry." He pressed his forehead, bid farewell to the star thieves' surprised eyes, and drove to the feasting Muse star.

When the spaceship passed through the atmosphere, Yuan Lingjun thought——

Awow, it really is a cat that only does big things.

Well, I am afraid that another piece can be added to the territory of Yuanyuan Shanhai Group.