I am in love with the planet

A vicious big white dog sits in the center of the page, roaring to the sky, looking like it wants to devour people.

"Chaos, yes."

With the previous failure experience, Yuan Lingjun successfully flipped through the "Shan Hai Jing" all the way backwards, checked the names carefully, and finally found the real X4 members.

"It turns out that the pronunciation is different from the same word." He turned to the front and glanced: "Dijiang's alias is called Hunhun."

"That's right." Dawa nodded, and stood next to the book to suppress him, signaling Yuan Lingjun to call quickly.

"Chaos...chaos...chaos..."

Dawa released a trace of demonic energy in a timely manner. The fierce beast in the picture seemed to be stimulated by something, shaking for a while, its hair undulating in waves, and its yellow eyes as big as copper bells turned to stare outside the book, shining bursts of fierce light.

"Don't be afraid." Dawa said.

Yuan Lingjun nodded, and called out again: "Chaos!"

"Roar!"

With a loud noise, a huge beast like a white dog jumped out of the book and opened its mouth wide open to him.

The lower jaw snapped together, and he bit down hard with a mighty force.

"Hey hey," Chaos said with a smirk, "I haven't eaten fresh human flesh for a long time."

He was drooling happily, waiting to taste the delicious food he delivered to his door...

Then, with a "crack" sound, the teeth were broken.

"Ooooooooooo!"

Chaos was so painful that he hopped his tail between his legs, circling on the ground.

"Stupid." Dawa shook his head, took back the large piece of magic stone stuck between his teeth, and couldn't understand why he was tied for X4 with such a guy?

"What—"

Pang Pang, who was gnawing on the magic stone in the corner, took a look at the sound, disdain flashed in the panda's eyes, he turned his chubby body around, and continued babbling in another place.

Do you want to do bad things with just this tooth?It's so beautiful!

Chaos is actually not a bad mouth, it's just that he didn't prepare well. The hard magic stone almost broke two canine teeth. He managed to slow down and was about to make persistent efforts. slapped on his fur.

Following the instinct of a canine, Chaos raised his neck and let out a "hum" from his nose, which was quite comfortable.

But no matter how comfortable it is, it can't stop him from eating people.

The big white dog arched its back, bared its teeth ferociously, and let out a bark from the depths of its throat, deciding to swallow this human being whole because of its cuteness.

"Roar!"

Just as he faced Yuan Lingjun and was about to jump up, he suddenly saw the human in front of him smile and said in a moderate voice, "220V voltage, 3 minutes."

what?

Chaos could only feel a burst of electrified numbness rolling over his back, from head to feet, from neck to tail tip, the long snow-white hairs on his body stood up, his hind paws softened, and he fell on the ground with a "pop" sound. On the ground, face down.

"Woooooo."

Chaos struggled to raise his head, and wanted to yell at Yuan Lingjun, but he only made a sound like a puppy, which was very unmanly.

"..."

So he stopped barking.

Yuan Lingjun refused to let go of Chaos who was already in such a miserable state. He stretched out his hand, took a pair of insulated gloves from Yuanyuan next to him, put them on, and began to pet the dog under Chaos' terrified eyes.

From the head to the tip of the tail, even the little penis hidden under the belly was not spared.

Stretching out his hand for a flick, Yuan Lingjun said to Dawa beside him: "So it's a male, no wonder you're so energetic, or else you should just cut it."

Big Wow: "..."

He wanted the big witch to be more vicious, but he didn't expect the big witch to be so vicious.

Only then did Chaos follow Yuan Lingjun's gaze to see Dawa. After identifying it for a while, he finally recognized that it was Taotie, so he lay down on the ground miserably and shouted, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Brother help!

Yuan Lingjun smiled and reached out for a knife, Yuanyuan thought about it, found an unused fruit knife from the kitchen and handed it to him, planning to throw it away after cutting the Chaos.

The sharp blades were compared in the belly of Chaos.

chaos:"!!!"

The long 3 minutes finally came to an end, Chaos didn't care about his fur being black and curly from the shock, he stretched out his claws, struggling to crawl forward, trying to hug Taotie's thigh.

Seeing that he was dishonest, Yuan Lingjun sat down on Chaotic's fur, not to mention, his fur is quite soft.

Chaos wanted to resist, but his limbs were so limp from the electricity that he was powerless to resist.

"I remember that Yuan Lingjun always had a special preference for furry animals?" Jingwei asked Yuanyuan in a low voice.

Like tengu, long right, eating and so on, as long as they have hair and are easy to masturbate, Yuan Lingjun prefers them all.

Yuanyuan began to seriously consider ordering a dog fur coat for herself.

Jingwei is indeed Yuan Lingjun's little heart, and he can accurately see the emotions hidden under the light of his knife.

Yuan Lingjun held a knife, and while gesticulating up and down Chaos' body, he stretched out his hands and kneaded, obsessed with stroking his hair, unable to extricate himself.

Standing up a giant white dog as tall as a person, this is the Great Pyrenees!Feels great!

Chaos didn't know what he was thinking, all he knew was that he had been imprisoned for thousands of years, was finally released, and was about to become a eunuch before he had time to have sex.

Thinking of it this way, he suddenly felt that it was too miserable, and he began to cry while crawling.

"Brother! Help! As long as you save me, I will be your most loyal puppy from now on! You let me go east and never go west, and you let me steal dogs and never catch chickens!"

"hiss--"

Yuanyuan felt cold, and looked at the big white bear on the ground with amazed eyes. She couldn't imagine that as a member of X4, he could say such nasty words, it was even more flattering than Qiongqi back then.

Chaos is also completely shameless, he almost lost his penis, so why should he be ashamed?

"Big brother, big brother," he cried, "Even if you don't think it's because of the cannibalism together back then, it's because everyone is fair. Save my dog's life!"

Big Wow: "..."

He took a deep breath, looking ashamed.

However, Dawu still has to give face, so Dawa glanced at Chaos coldly, and said to him: "I am not the one who wants to eunuch you, so what's the use of begging me?"

Chaos followed his gaze, saw Yuan Lingjun sitting on his back, and also saw the black mark around his neck.

It dawned on him.

Yuan Lingjun only felt the fluffy and soft dog-skin cushion under his body shake for a while, and Chaos moved his body, then knelt down with a "plop".

"Great witch, great witch," the big white bear folded its paws and shook it begging for mercy: "I don't know Taishan with my eyes, but I want to stick the big witch between my teeth, and beg the big witch to spare my dog's life. From now on, I will be the loyal lackey of the big witch. You can call me puppy."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Yuanyuan tugged at his clothes, and whispered, "Why don't you cut it up, it's too nasty."

chaos:"!!!"

He glanced at Yuanyuan, his eyeballs rolled around, and realized that he was the traitorous concubine next to the Hunjun. The two of them were a pair, and he quickly raised his paw to express his opinion: "No, no, it's useless to cut it up. A dog's whip doesn't strengthen yang. , that’s all pseudoscience!”

Yuan Lingjun and Yuanyuan: "..."

The two of them looked at each other awkwardly, their faces gradually turning red.

Jingwei came to his senses belatedly, looked at him and gasped and wowed a little bit incomprehensibly, rushed up and babbled, babbled so chaotically that he covered his face.

"I'll tell you to talk nonsense! Teach the children badly! I'll beat you to death, you perverted dog!"

Chaos: "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!"

……

In the end, Yuan Lingjun still didn't cut the chaos, he just waved the sharp knife in front of him, and then handed it to Yuanyuan, letting him put it into the compressed space that he carried.

"Remember it first, talk about it later."

Chaos always kept in mind the threat of "If you don't listen, I'll cut you up", so he couldn't be more obedient, lying at Yuan Lingjun's feet as a dog-skin mat.

Only then did Yuan Lingjun take out the "Shan Hai Jing" to deal with the more difficult 梼杌.

"梼杌...梼杌...梼杌..."

A gust of black wind blew, and after the sound of the wind passed, Chaos stood up, stood in front of Yuan Lingjun and roared vigilantly, and Dawa also cautiously stared ahead.

A gorgeous black beast with extremely long hair shook its fur and walked out arrogantly.

He looks like a tiger, with two sharp, crescent-like snow-white fangs around his lips.

Wu Wu's one-foot-eight-foot-long tail hangs down on the ground, beautiful and sharp, like a long black whip. He raised his eyes and said coldly, "Who is calling me Lao Tzu?"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He looked at Dawa: Wuwu looks very bad.

Dawa glanced at Wuwu and nodded.

——Thus, Qiongqi and Chaos are two different types who are afraid of hard work. X4 is generally very reliable and very classy.

Yuan Lingjun has no comment on this.

This beast is very difficult to deal with. After he came out of the "Shan Hai Jing", he was not in a hurry to eat people, but went around the apartment, and then pointed at the fat man who was paralyzed in the corner and gnawed on the magic stone: " Useless."

Pointing to Emperor Shu and Hu who studied music with his old friends, he said, "Stupid."

Pointing at Di Jiang: "Stupid."

Then he turned his head, looked at Yuan Lingjun, frowned and said nothing, and turned his eyes to Yuanyuan: "There are more eyes than honeycombs, and they have malicious intentions."

Pointing to Jingwei: "The princess is in the late stage of illness, what else can she do besides shouting 'My father is Shennong'?"

Chaos: "It's not enough to eat anything, and you can't do anything, it's shameful."

Taotie: "It's the only thing you can be proud of that you haven't finished eating yourself after all these years."

Pangpang, Shu, Hu, Dijiang, Jingwei, Chaos, Taotie: "..."

Yuan Ling was amazed.

It is also a skill to offend all the living creatures in the whole family in less than one minute.

Zhu Wu arrogantly commented on Quan Jia, raised his head, curled up the tail behind his back, his body was tense, his eyes were sharp, and he looked like "come to fight if you don't accept it".

Jingwei was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but he still whispered to Yuan Lingjun: "You don't want to fight with him, or else you'll do as he wants. If you can't beat a 梼杌 to death, he just has stinky, hard and nasty roots. mallet!"

Yuan Lingjun: "...I understand."

He had just heard Dawa's science popularization not long ago, and that's how Wuwu fought all the way, and finally became the master of the West.He was still curious before, why others would fight fiercely with Zhu Wu, but now it seems that there should be very few people who can be magnanimous and not be offended by Zhu Wu.

Yuan Lingjun stepped forward, stroking his fur, from head to back, and tail under the tense eyes of Wu Wu.

Yuzu: "..."

The craftsmanship that can smooth out chaos can naturally conquer Wuwu. The long-haired big cat like a tiger has slightly fluffy black hair and purrs from its throat.

He said: "Dawu, I won't eat you, so go away."

Yuan Lingjun met Shang Wuwu's fierce eyes, and suddenly smiled. He held up the four-meter-long tail in his hand, and said to Wuwu, "With such a long tail, it's very inconvenient to fight, isn't it?"

"No way," Wu Wu's black eyebrows frowned in annoyance: "It's useless to cut it off, it will grow back."

Chaos thought of something, and his body trembled.

"So you rolled it up?" Yuan Lingjun praised him: "It's really smart."

Even if it is rolled into a big round cake, it is very heavy when held behind your back, and it is not easy to maintain balance.

"Let's do this," Yuan Lingjun said to Chu Wu, "If you believe me, I'll help you deal with the tail before you hit it. It will be very fast."

He started to talk while talking, and introduced himself to Wuwu: "I have won the city's handicraft champion before, and I am best at this."

Zhu Wu turned his head, pricked up his ears, and looked at Yuan Lingjun with his orange eyes like little lanterns.

The movements of Yuan Lingjun's hands were neat, he folded the tail of the 梼杌, twisted it around, and soon weaved a beautiful pattern like a rope.

"Do you like Chinese knots or bows?" Yuan Lingjun asked.

"..."

Wu Wu blinked, and pulled his ear down embarrassedly.

Dawa was very surprised, the bad beast was shy for the first time, is the sun blue today?

Yuan Lingjun nodded, "Understood."

After all, his subordinates moved quickly, and he tied Wuwu's tail into a symmetrical, elegant, and well-balanced bow.

Wu Wu flicked his tail, stood up and walked around, feeling that the movement was fast and unimpeded, he raised his head excitedly and roared.

"Ooooooooo!!!"

As his teammates, Dawa and Chaos, the other two members of X4, looked at each other.

Chaos worried: "梼杌 used to be unreasonable enough, what should we do now."

Solved the problem of the tail, and the bad beast 梼杌 seems to be able to survive day by day.

Big Wow: "..."

He looked at the obsequious and sleazy dog-skin cushion Chaos, with a bow on his tail, and the self-satisfied Su Ritian, thinking that the concert was not over, and he might still be singing "My Boss" in the big concert hall Qiu Qiqi, belatedly realized a problem——

In the cannibal group X4, maybe, a little, should, really, I am the only normal person!