I am in love with the planet

It wasn't until the next day that he found out that Yuan Lingjun wanted to arrange two bodyguards for him.

"They are all about to sign a contract with the entertainment company, how can there be no two staff members around?" Yuan Lingjun stroked Chiche's fox ears kindly.

In order to help him get acquainted with the character of the new bodyguard, Da Wa was sent by Xiao Bai to guard the place all the way.

Wearing a black suit, wearing black super sunglasses, with his hands sticking to his side, shoulders straight, he looks very stylish.

As part of the seafood, worms and magic stones in his stomach were taken out, and the other part was absorbed and digested, Dawa survived the crisis of overnutrition smoothly, transformed from Dakougui PLUS back to a handsome young man, and even grew a few centimeters taller.

"It's still Chi You's flesh and blood." Yuan Lingjun sighed quietly with Jingwei.

"It's nothing," Jingwei had just turned into a bird, and patted and pecked around his elder nephew. Seeing that Yuan Ling was surprised, she smiled mysteriously and whispered in his ear: "Everyone else's bodyguards don't care. He is more than two meters tall, Xiaobai thinks it is too big and too short, which makes him lose face, so he bought him ten pairs of internal height increasers."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

You don't need to be tall, as long as you can fight!It's not big enough for other people's bodyguards to go up together.

"I really don't understand the popularity of their entertainment industry anymore." Yuan Lingjun was heartbroken, shaking his head and said: "Comparisons are common! Luxury! Depravity!"

"Yes."

Dawa nodded, and was just about to calmly praise the great witch for his knowledge, when Yuan Lingjun said, "I don't know if Chaos and Wuwu are tall? Well, if they are less than two meters, Dawa remember to give them your inner height points Double double."

Big Wow: "..."

"Okay," he said.

Dawa began to introduce the characters of Chaos and Wuwu to Chichi.

Chaos, also known as Hundun, is said to look like a dog in "Shen Yi Jing", with long hair and four legs, like a dog but without claws.

This X4 member has eyes but doesn't see, ears but doesn't hear, has a belly but no internal organs, has intestines, straight but not twisted, when he sees a good person, he beats him up, and when he sees a vicious person, he obediently lies down Be a puppy at his feet.

In short, bullying the weak and fearing the hard is Xiaobai's MAX+.

Wu Wu is exactly the opposite of him.

He looks like a tiger, but has long hair and sharp fangs like a wild boar, and an extremely long tail, a full eight feet long.

There are two aliases for the fighting person in X4, one is called Ao Run, and the other is called Difficult to Train. The beast lives up to its name, and you will never get into it for a lifetime. There is only one principle of being a beast—don’t be cowardly, just do it!

He can fight, and he will never retreat in a deadly battle. Those who can't kill him will only make him stronger. Just relying on Xiaoqiang's vitality to dominate the West and do whatever he wants, he is the most upright shit-stirring stick in X4.

"Chaos is easy to deal with," Dawa said: "The great witch remembers to be vicious later, put on the electric shock collar and shock him once, and he will be obedient. I guarantee that he will absolutely bow his head and obey his ears, and act obediently. As for betraying the great witch? He doesn't have that kind of brain at all."

"It's just that Wuwu is a bit difficult to deal with," Dawa worried, "Tuwu will not succumb to violence. You have to follow him, hold him, make him happy, and make him feel that everything is his own. Heart, otherwise Wuwu will not be obedient even if he dies in battle."

This is the brainless and unhappy version of "Shan Hai Jing". Yuan Lingjun thinks that X4 is really a magical combination, and what's even more amazing is that Da Wow, he can firmly stand in the C position among this group of strange beasts, and he will not fail for many years.

It may be that the other three are not big enough to swallow it in one gulp.

"Get the easy one first." Yuan Lingjun made a decision.

He opened the "Shan Hai Jing", found the word "Hundun", and shouted: "Hundun, come out."

The next moment, the portrait on the book glowed golden red.

"Wait." Jingwei flew onto his shoulder, and looked at the portrait with Yuan Lingjun: "Why do I feel something is wrong?"

Yuan Lingjun also noticed that something was wrong, the appearance of Hun Chao in the book was completely different from the one described by Da Wa.

"Is there any "Shan Hai Jing" with the same name?" he asked.

"Yes," Jingwei said, "Everyone has a lot of aliases, and you can't tell which one you are called. For example, I am also called Yuanqin, Oath Bird, and Emperor Nvque. Do you know that?"

Yuan Lingjun: "...I don't know."

At this time, the "Shan Hai Jing" in front of me suddenly slammed without wind, as if something was about to break free from the shackles of the pages.

Yuan Lingjun was shocked, he remembered that he only yelled once, and he yelled very casually.

"Why is he so honest?" He pointed to the book and asked, "Don't all the strange beasts in your "Shan Hai Jing" have to be face-to-face?"

Even small animals like Changyou and Lili can't make a sound without barking three times.

"..."

"I remembered!" Jingwei stared at the page, pondered for a few seconds, and suddenly shouted: "Who am I, this is Di Jiang!"

"Di Jiang?"

Yuan Lingjun didn't know much about this divine beast, but he heard Jingwei say that he was the emperor of the central government and the god of singing and dancing, and he was born good at singing and dancing.

"It's just right," Yuan Lingjun didn't ask why Di Jiang was so honest anymore, he said, "Since you're out, let's stay, Chichi and Xiaobai happen to be short of a tasteful art director, so we can't keep them Let's perform the salary asking song and the boulder on the chest."

Yuan Lingjun still remembers the first time he heard Xiaobai sing "My Captain" and how he felt when he danced the lightning dance. The five thunders hit the top, and his eyes were almost blind.

It is not easy for Tal to make Xiaobai famous.

As if responding to his words, a chubby figure emerged in midair. It was as red as burning, with a body like a big bag, six legs and four wings, and no face.

"Hello."

Di Jiang's appearance is strange, but his voice is deep and soft, very sweet. He is a polite and well-bred beast.

He flapped his wings, creating a gust of wind in the room, and landed lightly, accidentally startling Fatty who was gnawing on the magic stone.

"Bah."

Pang Pang took a look at Di Jiang, turned around with his buttocks pouted, held the magic stone aside and gnawed it away.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

From the second he saw Dijiang, his thoughts began to wander uncontrollably, and he couldn't help but think of the light years away...

"What are you thinking?" Jing Wei suddenly pecked him.

"Gu Huo Niao, He Luo Yu and Chuan Chuan Dian." Yuan Lingjun subconsciously said.

Jingwei and Dawa: "..."

Yuanyuan was the most understanding, calmly took out the business card made for the Chuan Chuan shop from the storage space attached to the robot body, and handed it to Di Jiang.

"Shan Hai Chuan Chuan, the number one catering brand on Titan Star, I wonder if Mr. Di Jiang is interested in joining us."

"Me?" As expected of an honest man, Di Jiang pointed at himself with his wings: "But I don't even have a mouth, and I can neither eat nor cook?"

Yuanyuan glanced at Yuan Lingjun and accurately interpreted the meaning in his eyes.

"I didn't ask you to do it," he explained calmly, "Before without you, our restaurant's signature dishes were spicy bird's neck and charcoal-grilled Heluo fish. If you are willing to join, our restaurant can have more grilled bird's wings and Braised bird legs are two new dishes."

Anyway, the bodies of the beasts are all regenerated, they can be cut fast and grow faster, see Gu Huo Niao.What's so bad about making some extra money by becoming a supplier of pure natural and pollution-free raw materials?

"This one……"

Di Jiang seemed to have come to his senses. Before he could speak, two voices of rejection suddenly came from the left and right sides.

"no!"

"Yes! Definitely not!"

"Who?" Yuan Lingjun was startled.

He looked carefully, only to see two villains hidden between Dijiang's wings, who were sternly refusing, staring at Yuanyuan with the eyes of "you are not a good person".

"You are?"

"I am Shu, the Heavenly Emperor of the South China Sea."

"I am the Heavenly Emperor Hu of the North Sea."

The two villains bowed their heads together and saluted.

Yuan Lingjun breathed a sigh of relief, it would be better if there was no Heavenly Emperor of the East China Sea, otherwise, with Jingwei's perseverance to fill up the East China Sea, wouldn't the family be staged a human tragedy where enemies meet today.

"It was the two of them who didn't distinguish between black and white, and went to drill seven orifices in the chaos, and ended up killing him." Jingwei didn't have a good impression of any sea emperor, and she complained to Yuan Lingjun: "If it weren't for the great witch of the previous generation After making a contract with Chaos and sealing a trace of his consciousness in the "Shan Hai Jing", Chaos will really die!"

The two villains blushed with embarrassment, and secretly looked back at Di Jiang.

There was a smile in Di Jiang's voice, and he patted the two old friends with his wings helplessly: "This matter is not the fault of sudden and sudden, it was originally destined by the heavens, not to mention that I have not explained it to them."

Yuan Lingjun looked at Shu and Hu, and saw that they covered their eyes with their wide cuffs, and they were about to cry.

He was speechless: Dijiang is really a kind person.

"The great witch is kind to me. I don't know what orders I have to ask Hun Dun to come out? Hun Dun is obligatory." Di Jiang said.

"...Of course, let's forget about roasted bird wings and braised bird legs for now." He added.

"It's the same with us." Shu and Hu said following their old friend.

Yuan Lingjun felt a little regretful, but he couldn't force people to sell their meat if they didn't want to. After all, not every strange beast was as perverted as a bird.

"That's it..."

Yuan Lingjun chatted and talked about hiring Di Jiang as the art director.

"It's a trivial matter." Di Jiang nodded, a light glowed on his body, and then transformed into a handsome young man.

His figure and appearance are excellent, with a gentle temperament and a gentle demeanor.

The fly in the ointment is that the man's beautiful eyes are closed tightly, as if he can't see.

Shu and Hu also transformed into the image of the Emperor of Heaven in Baoyi, holding Dijiang's arm from left to right.

"Be careful, friend."

"I'll help you, friend."

Di Jiang smiled and nodded to them both.

"Dijiang couldn't become a human in the first place," Jingwei whispered and Yuan Ling both gossiped, "After Shu and Hu dug out the seven orifices, he could become a human. Unfortunately, he couldn't see, speak, or hear. The eyes and mouth are all decorations, and I can only perceive the world and transmit information with my spiritual consciousness as before."

Yuan Lingjun couldn't help sympathizing with Di Jiang, he had a good sense of the god of singing and dancing, and he didn't hesitate to help him as far as his ability allowed.

"Since the seven orifices are intact, if this is still the case, could it be that there is something wrong with the nervous system?"

Di Jiang stretched out his hand to ask Yuan Lingjun for the optical brain: "I want to study the current music and dance forms first."

Yuan Lingjun nodded, took off the optical brain from his wrist, and handed it to him. By the way, he inserted a trace of witch power into his body, and made a simple CT.

Thanks to Chi Chi's neck being poked and Xiaobai manipulating the collar these days, he is much more proficient in using power.

Wu Li quickly walked around Di Jiang's body, and Yuan Lingjun had a bottom line in his mind.

He thought for a moment, then said to Dijiang: "Maybe I can cure your illness and make your seven orifices work. Do you want to try?"

Di Jiang's expression was very calm, with the meaning of "I'm lucky, I'm lost", but Shu and Hu beside him became excited: "Really?!"

"Just try," Yuan Lingjun didn't dare to speak too much, he thought about it: "At least [-]... no, [-]% certainty."

The extra [-]% certainty is because he thought of the Yaochi system. If Di Jiang is allowed to log into the holographic game and experience the five senses of a normal person in the game, then the process of enlightening him may be easier.

Shu and Hu have been guilty for thousands of years because they harmed their old friends with good intentions, let alone [-]% certainty, even if they are only [-]% sure, they are willing to try.

Under the expectant eyes of the two friends, Di Jiang thought for a moment, then nodded and said, "Okay."

The corners of his lips curled up slightly, and he said with a smile: "In this case, you have to work harder when helping the great witch."

Shu and Hu rolled up their sleeves, full of enthusiasm: "No problem, we will help you."

The two of them have been in contact with Di Jiang for many years, and they are also very good at art appreciation. They are definitely qualified to be director assistants, and they are even inferior.

"Thank you." Yuan Lingjun and the three of them nodded, and pulled the little vixen beside him to rub his ears: "Look at our family eating, how many noodles are there?"

Nanhai Tiandi, Beihai Tiandi and Central Tiandi wrote lyrics and composed music, and praised them together. As a newcomer, eating and eating is also the first part.

Put it in "Shan Hai Jing", that is the first brother Hong Huang.

"Give you such good resources, you must give us hope!" Yuan Lingjun earnestly taught, "Isn't it your dream to come out of the "Shan Hai Jing" with the expectations of all the Qingqiu Fox Clan and become a cosmic superstar? ?"

Tu Shan eats: "..."

Chichi drooped nine big tails, and wanted to hang himself with his tails, strangling his past self to death.

Who wants to be a star?The reason why I came out of the book so actively is really just to eat chicken!

"Okay!" Yuan Lingjun didn't listen to him, he looked at the three heavenly emperors who were studying the trend of music and dance trends with gratified eyes, clapped his hands, and said to Chichi: "Let's hire bodyguards for you next." !"