I am in love with the planet

"This is……"

Yuan Lingjun pointed at the round black and white flowers in front of him, excited, excited, and trembling.

"Iron Eater!"

"Iron Eater!"

"Iron Eater!"

"It's a panda!"

Jingwei, Xingtian, Dawa and Yuanling all spoke in unison.

"To be honest, it's the first time I've come into such close contact with a national treasure." Yuan Lingjun covered his heart excitedly, stretched his claws to the giant panda's round ears, and rubbed them several times intoxicated.

"What?"

The giant panda tilted its head, looking at him curiously with its bright black eyes, and a small figure was reflected in it.

Yuan Lingjun was so cute that his liver trembled.

"Does Chi, Chi You really like to raise pandas?" He was so excited that his brain was about to crash: "That's right, he is the king of Jiuli and the leader of the Jiuli tribe. Doesn't the Jiuli tribe include the Sichuan and Yunnan areas? I don't know the great god." Do you want to keep golden monkeys? It is also a national first-class protected animal.”

As he said that, Yuan Lingjun couldn't help rubbing the giant panda's belly and front paws again, it was warm and soft, and it felt great.

Jingwei: "..."

She ruthlessly broke Yuan Lingjun's wishful thinking: "Wake up, Chi You is not you. If he raises a golden monkey, there is only one possibility, and that is to eat the monkey's brain."

"Maybe, they even raise pandas anyway."

Yuan Lingjun ignored the second generation of farmers and continued to be addicted to masturbating bears, unable to extricate himself.

I don't know how this giant panda was domesticated. It stood obediently on the ground and rubbed it freely, without moving, and raised its fat chin slightly, with a look of "Yes, Ben Gong is so amazing, scratch it a few more times".

Yuan Lingjun directly held its face and rubbed it hard, turning the national treasure's disc face into an awl face.

"It's so cute!"

After touching the national treasure and thinning the face of the national treasure, life is complete.

Yuanyuan: "..."

"Don't get too close to it, what if there are lice on your body?"

He pulled Yuan Lingjun's hand down in a serious manner and held it in his own palm, feeling the urge to turn back into a little yellow chicken and compete for favor with the fat bear in front of him.

The one who robbed me?Can't kill it!

"Panda? What panda?" At this time, the difference between modern people and ancient people was revealed. After listening to Yuan Lingjun's words, Jingwei asked suspiciously: "Isn't this just an iron-eating beast? When the people of Jiuli went to war, the tribal leader Each of them has one hand and rides under them as a beast of war."

"This one is extra fat, is it Chi You's?"

"What? Pandas are so cute, how can you ride a panda?!" Yuan Lingjun was heartbroken: "Won't their conscience hurt?"

"What's the use of it if you don't ride it?" Jingwei's eyes wandered around the panda's fat paws pointingly: "Eat?"

"Meh!" the panda retracted its claws in horror.

"Pandas are so cute, how can you eat pandas!!" Yuan Lingjun shielded it behind his back, feeling like he didn't even know the cutie in front of him!

"Forget it," Chicken and Duck talked for a while, and the two of them seemed to realize the difference in values, Yuan Ling asked for common ground while reserving differences: "Don't talk about that, you talk about this panda... no, Shi Tie Beast, since it belongs to Chi You, what is its name?"

"Um……"

Jingwei really didn't know, she looked at her second nephew.

Xing Tian hesitated for a while, then pointed to the belly of the black and white panda and said, "If this is really my elder brother's..."

"Ok?"

He rested his elbow and looked up at the sky: "Then it's called Fatty."

"Fat??"

"Bah!"

When the giant panda heard his name, he happily agreed, and rubbed his head against Xingtian's hand affectionately, his black eyes were warm and bright, twinkling.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Chi You, the majestic ruler of Jiuli, with tens of thousands of subjects under his command, with copper heads and iron foreheads, fights in all directions...his riding beast is called Pangpang.

"I seem to know why Chi You lost to the Yellow Emperor..." Yuan Lingjun was disillusioned and said, "To be honest, I'm not wronged."

At any rate, he still knows to name his saber Xuanyuan Sword, but in terms of taste alone, he doesn't know how many mountains are higher than Chi You.

……

After being delayed by the national treasure panda for a long time, Yuan Lingjun finally calmed down, and when he turned his attention to "Shan Hai Jing", the dishes for eating and drinking had already been washed.

He looked at "Shan Hai Jing", "Huh?"

"what happened?"

"Why is the portrait of the Great God Chi You missing?"

"What?" Jingwei leaned over, "Let me see."

"Eh? Really gone?"

She pressed her hand on the book, causing Yuan Lingjun to call out "God Chi You" twice, and then said with a puzzled expression, "I can't even detect his devilish energy at all."

"you try."

Jingwei handed the book to Xing Tian, ​​who stuck it on his chest and came to the same conclusion.

"..."

Everyone present turned their attention to Panda Panda.

"What???" Fatty looked confused.

"Chi You?" Jingwei called out tentatively.

"Meh." Fatty replied calmly, raising his front paws under everyone's shocked gaze...

Scratched his ears.

"Huh—" Jingwei breathed a sigh of relief, "I'll just say, how is it possible?"

"Big Brother?" Xing Tian didn't believe it, and he hugged the panda and yelled a few times, "If it's Big Brother, you can raise your paw, or promise me."

The chubby bear was locked between Xing Tian's arms and was very uncomfortable, so he stretched out his sharp claws and kicked him twice.

"Tear--"

With the sound of clothes being torn, Xing Tian was also discouraged.

He let go of Pangpang: "Could it really be that I feel wrong?"

The aunt and nephew studied for a long time but couldn't find a trace of Chi You's evil energy from Pang Pang's body, and they couldn't figure out where the evil energy they had just noticed just now went. They could only meet the national treasure with six eyes, silent.

Pangpang raised his hind paw and scratched his belly.

Yuan Lingjun clapped his hands: "Forget it, let's talk about it later if you can't find it, let's raise the national treasure first."

Holding pets in order to command the Great God, I don't believe that Chi You won't come back to look for his Pang Pang.

At this point, Yuan Lingjun thought of a serious question: "Bear... no, what do iron-eating beasts eat? Is there bamboo on Muse Planet?"

Yuanyuan accompanied him to log in to the online shopping mall invested by Yintian Express, the largest express company in Muse Star, and searched for it.

Bamboo is obviously absent.

Yuan Lingjun had no choice but to wash the vegetables and fruits at home, put them in front of the national treasure, and let him choose.

"..."

Pangpang passed by a plate of green leafy vegetables, shook his head at the other vegetables, and kicked another sand tangerine, his black eyes were full of melancholy, moist, as if he had been wronged to death.

The universe is so big, isn't there any tender bamboo shoots that can be used as national treasures?

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Yuan Lingjun was also depressed: "I don't eat this and I don't eat that. Do I want to put it back in the book and seal it?"

"Meh!" Fatty yelled while hugging himself, forming an aggrieved ball, with a face of rejection.

Jingwei walked up to Yuan Lingjun, looked at the panda's fat paws, and raised his chin sinisterly: "Since you don't want to eat, and you don't want to be sealed, living is a waste of space, and you will starve to death sooner or later."

Yuan Lingjun nodded.

Jingwei continued to speculate: "Oh, there is no other way, so I have to braise it in red. I haven't eaten braised iron beast claws yet. I heard from Chi You that it tastes good?"

She patted the panda's paw caressingly: "Don't be sad, if you can be burned by the great witch, you will be regarded as a well-deserved death."

Fatty: "Meh!!!"

It shook its fat paws, picked up the fruits and vegetables on the ground with a look of horror, and stuffed them into its mouth while "baa-baa-baa", tears wet the fur on the dark circles under its eyes.

Jingwei smiled: "How good is it to be so good earlier? You insist on forcing me to come up with a unique trick."

Pangpang peeked at her, picked up the food on the ground, and took two steps back quietly with his fat claws——

devil!She must be the devil!

……

Although Pang Pang looked like a chaste and fierce bear at the beginning, he would rather die than lower his value to eat vegetables, but he still ate very deliciously when he really put the vegetables in his mouth.

Baji Baji, Baji Baji.

The vegetables that had been stored in the kitchen for a week soon all went into the fat belly.

Yuan Lingjun rested his chin on his hand and watched the national treasure eat with kind eyes like an old father-in-law. Even Yuanyuan pulled Jingwei Dawa and Chichi to discuss the next plan and didn't even bother to listen carefully.

"..."

Yuanyuan tugged at his fingers, followed Yuan Lingjun's gaze, and happened to see the fat bear slumped in the corner of the wall comfortably, raised its paws, scratched its belly, then scratched its feet with its front paws, and continued to chat with relish. Eat fruit.

Yuanyuan: "..."

Don't talk about hygiene!What's so good about a fat bear picking its feet?

Yuan Lingjun also happened to speak at this time, and he said in a dreamy tone: "As expected of a national treasure, even picking one's feet is so cute!"

Yuanyuan: "..."

He had a premonition that he was about to fall out of favor.

Yuanyuan thought very unscientifically, didn't Jingwei say that the Jiuli people have a kind of witchcraft, and those who have been affected by the magic will obey the practitioners and do whatever they are asked to do?Could it be that Junjun had his head lowered by this fat bear?

The fat bear is still eating.

Baji Baji, Baji Baji, it has been hungry for thousands of years, and its appetite is bigger than that of Tu Shan.

Yuan Lingjun had no intention of stopping it at all. In his eyes, all actions of the national treasure were beautiful, with a soft light.

however……

If you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts, and if you eat too much food, you will always get teeth.

Fatty sat paralyzed, with his legs crossed, his eyes squinted, and he stretched out his hand to grab it from the side, subconsciously trying to stuff it into his mouth.

"Oh, wait, this is not edible!" Yuan Lingjun stopped it.

late.

The chubby giant panda stuffed a black stone into its mouth with a "crack".

It was the magic stone that Dawa had just given to Xingtian, and Xingtian put it at his feet casually.

It’s over.

Yuan Lingjun covered his face, thinking, don't be discouraged, even if a mouthful of teeth is broken, the national treasure is still a national treasure, at worst, take it to a pet hospital for dentures another day.

He prepared himself well, opened his eyes, and saw a satisfied panda.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Pang Pang held the magic stone made of Chi You's flesh and blood, "cracking, crunching", one bite at a time, chewing it with relish, chewing it and swallowing it, his teeth are healed.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but after eating a whole piece of magic stone, Yuan Lingjun felt that the dark circles under his eyes were darker, black and shiny, and the tips of his hair seemed to be shiny.

"..."

Before he had time to speak, Jing Wei stepped forward, grabbed Fat Bear's ear and checked it.

"It's strange, it has Chi You's devilish energy on it again."

Blinking her eyes and thinking for a while, Jingwei didn't make any further comments, she glanced at Dawa: "Do you still have more magic stones in your stomach?"

"There are many." Dawa said.

"Ok."

Jingwei signaled his elder nephew to change back to his original shape, he got in through Taotie's mouth, took out a lot of magic stones, and patted Dawa's lips to make him change back.

"Whoa."

She found a food bowl, threw all the magic stones in her hand into it, and pushed it in front of Fatty.

"It's all for you, if you don't finish eating, be careful and I'll beat you!"

Jingwei clapped his hands, and met Fatty's grateful, sparkling eyes.

"Meh!" it said loudly.

Wrong, wrong, this is not a demon, but a goddess!