I am in love with the planet

"Brother, why did you become a squid?!" Xing Tian screamed.

Already accustomed to the existence of the optical brain, suddenly it automatically shut down, Xing Tian seemed to lose his IQ in an instant, and started to commit crimes on the spot.

He caressed the big squid on the chopping board sincerely, holding a trace of black magic energy taken out of its body in his hand, kneading them into eggs for a while, and pressing them into cakes for a while, like kneading dough Same.

Jingwei: "..."

She could almost see the two 24K pure gold letters of "SB" from Xing Tian's grief-stricken face.

The little aunt was about to be annoyed by the Erha in front of her. She slapped Xing Tian's face with her wings, and said coolly, "Yes, Chi squid Chi squid, of course it's a big squid."

"How is it? Is it stimulating? Is it a surprise? Is it a surprise?"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

The stimulation is dead.

What Jingwei said was angry at first, and most people would not believe it, but now that Xing Tian's IQ had dropped to zero, he believed it.

"Big Brother!!!"

Heartbroken, Xing Tian hugged the big squid, his eyes were red on his chest, and a line of male tears was left...

Or boy milk?

Yuan Lingjun glanced at Yuanyuan and washed his eyes with him.

No, it's too impure, I can't think about it anymore.

"..."

After all, Dawa is an honest person, not as evil-hearted as the others in this room, he felt that the second cousin was really pitiful, so he generously took out a magic stone with the smell of seafood from his mouth, as a greeting gift Give Xing Tian.

"Cousin, that's not your elder brother, but this one. Come on, put it away."

Xingtian: "..."

He held the squid in one hand and the black stone in the other, without turning his head.

After a few seconds——

Xing Tian cried loudly: "Brother!!! Why didn't you turn into a squid? You turned into a squid fossil!!!"

Yuan Lingjun, Jingwei, Yuanyuan: "..."

MDZZ.

Eat and hug the hot pot: "muamuamua~ It's so delicious, it's all mine."

Jingwei took a deep breath, fluffed her feathers, and became an angry bird once again. She flew into the sky, and pecked at Xingtian fiercely, aggressively.

"What squid fossil?! Use your brain to think about it! This is a 2 yuan high-end optical brain on your head, not a chamber pot!"

"..."

"welcome."

Xing Tian's optical brain finally restarted successfully.

He lowered his head, glanced at the magic stone, and came back to his senses.

"Auntie, don't be angry, Auntie."

"It's my elder brother's devilish energy, that's right, but my elder brother was suppressed by the Yellow Emperor in the Blood Maple Forest in the Zhuolu Field a long time ago. Who dug him out?"

Jingwei stopped and beat his wings and mouth.

"I don't know either." She glanced at Yuan Lingjun who was still in shock, and threw a pebble into the glass in front of her, making a "jingle".

"Not only was the body dug out, but the magic stones turned into flesh and blood were also dismantled into pieces and thrown all over the universe. The magic energy aroused a group of descendants with Jiuli, Huaxia and other messy bloodlines to return to their ancestors. It was even used by someone with a heart to create demons, causing us to run around the universe and clean up the mess for him."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"I see."

He suddenly discovered that the little baby and the eldest nephew had kept a lot of things from him together.

"Feel sorry."

Dawa seemed to have the ability to read minds, walked up to Yuan Lingjun, and said politely in a low voice, "It's not that I want to hide it from Dawu deliberately, it's just that the family ugliness should not be publicized. My aunt originally wanted us to clean up by myself, so I didn't dare to make trouble for Dawu. "

"It's nothing, thank you for your hard work." Yuan Lingjun was not someone who would get angry over such a small matter, he patted Dawa on the shoulder and said with emotion.

Look at other people's nephews, how can they talk and do things?How polite?

However, with a glance from the corner of his eye, Xing Tian, ​​who was standing on the same spot as if the sky was falling apart, and every hair was saying "Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?" Xing Tian immediately regained his mental balance.

With a capable eldest nephew, there must also be a second nephew who is like Erha. This is a natural law that cannot be violated.

……

Jingwei Diao. After teaching the second nephew who wanted to tear up the family, he sat back on the hot pot table with everyone.

All the original meat and egg dishes on the table disappeared, and the plates were as clean as if they had been licked. Only two plates of green leafy vegetables were pitifully placed by Yuan Lingjun's hand.

Jingwei: "..."

She glared at Tu Shan, and Chichi, who was nibbling on the chicken wings, was startled by the little aunt's eye knife, and quickly spit out the bones, her ears and tail shaking, "I, I'm going to kill the chicken!"

After speaking, he wiped the oil from the corner of his mouth and slipped away.

After a while, the hen's "cluck, cluck, cluck" came from the kitchen.

"Don't steal it!" Jingwei shouted.

Fortunately, there were additional dishes brought by Dawa, so a table of people surrounded the hot pot and cooked squid, shrimp and crab meat balls, only Xing Tian didn't eat them.

After all, there is still a trace of his elder brother's devilishness in Seafood, and he can't bear to think about others when he sees things.

So Jingwei ate for him.

She ate a squid roll with relish, feeling like she was chewing Chi You's meat, she was very happy, then wiped her mouth, and said: "Actually, I discovered it the first time we saw the magic stone on Titan Star. , this stone contains a trace of Chi You's blood power, which is different from ordinary devil energy."

"Chi You may have been planted."

"But Chiyou's generation of demon gods, how could..."

"What generation of demon gods?" Jingwei interrupted Yuan Lingjun, pointing to his second nephew Xing Tian: "Xing Tian is still a mighty warrior, look at his appearance, how does he resemble him? The rumors are not true."

"Furthermore," Jingwei continued, "When Chi You was defeated, he was beheaded by the Yellow Emperor with the Xuanyuan Sword, and buried in the Blood Maple Forest in the wild of Zhuolu, with seven or seven 49 seals on it..."

Yuan Lingjun nodded.

"However, where is the Blood Maple Forest?" Jingwei raised his head and glanced at him.

Yuan Lingjun's heart skipped a beat.

"It's been so long since I've been in this world, have you heard of the earth and China?" Jingwei continued to ask, "China is already dead, let alone a blood maple forest in the wild of Zhuolu, I'm afraid it has already been with the earth." Withering away, the seal of the Yellow Emperor will naturally be released."

With sharp eyesight and quick hands, he picked up a piece of squid roll and threw it into his mouth. Jingwei relished the taste: "The Dao is fifty, the sky is fourty-nine, and people are the first, that's the reason."

"What can I do then?"

Yuan Lingjun was in a trance, and the familiar sound of a loudspeaker seemed to echo in his ears.

"The earth exploded! The biggest gangster in China, Chi You, the bastard, owed 3.5 million, and ran away with his body!

We have no choice but to collect his body all over the universe. The original price is more than 100, 200, and 300 magic stones, and all of them are only sold for 20 yuan!All only sell for 20 yuan!

Chiyou bastard, you are not human!We have worked so hard to collect your corpse for more than half a year. If you don’t pay your wages, you will pay me back your hard-earned money! "

……

Looking at Yuan Lingjun's expression, Jingwei knew that the big witch was diverting his thinking again. She clipped a piece of squid whiskers to Yuan Lingjun, and comforted him: "Oh, don't worry, it's actually not that bad. Chi You has been sealed for so many years. He might have died long ago, otherwise how could he watch his body being dismantled into pieces for experimentation?"

"You just fell!" Xing Tian was silent at first, but suddenly raised his chest and raised his head to retort, so he was beaten again by his little aunt.

"It's not a solution to be so worried all the time." Yuan Lingjun thought for a while.

Suddenly, as if recalling something, he took out "Shan Hai Jing" and opened a page.

"Look, this book also has Chi You's name, why don't we call him out to find out what happened?"

Jingwei was taken aback: "Where? How is it possible?"

After receiving the book, looking at the word "Chi You" with a faint golden aura on it, Jingwei put his fingers on it, and really sensed Chi You's devilish aura.

She handed the book to Xing Tian again, and Xing Tian stuck it to his chest. It didn't work for three seconds. He nodded firmly and said, "It's my elder brother, that's right!"

Jingwei was very puzzled: "How could it be possible for Chi You to sign a contract with the great witch? Could it be that he did it after being sealed? Then he is always in the book, what happened to the magic stone outside?"

"Don't think about it," Yuan Lingjun patted her head, "You'll know when you call out."

"That's right!" Xing Tian blushed and waved the spoon and chopsticks in his hand like a pair of relatives: "As long as the big witch can open the passage, I will personally persuade the big brother to come out. You don't know, my big brother is a good person alright!"

"..."

Yuan Lingjun has reservations about this point.

He is a neat and tidy person. Now that he has made a decision, he quickly cleared up the leftovers on the table and told him to wash the dishes.

Eat nine tails with a bowl each, chopsticks in hand, pot on head, and staggered to the kitchen.

After cleaning the table, Yuan Lingjun washed his hands, spread out the "Shan Hai Jing", and placed it on the table devoutly.

He was a little excited when he thought that what he was going to summon was a legendary character who had heard countless times in fairy tales.

"Chi You... Chi You... Chi You... Great God Chi You..." Yuan Lingjun closed his eyes and concentrated his attention.

Beside him, Xing Tian widened his eyes, looked anxiously at the portrait of Chi You on the page, and muttered: "Brother, come out quickly, if you don't come out, those unworthy descendants will pick up your grave and demolish you!" corpse, use your flesh and blood to create a lot of cheap nephews for me!"

"What are you talking about?" Jingwei slapped his second nephew.

Xing Tian ignored her and continued to babble: "Even if you don't worry about having too many nephews to support, they still use your flesh and blood to turn squid, seafood, and beetles into demons. It's too harsh!"

Yuan Lingjun twitched the corners of his mouth.

At this moment, perhaps the people in the book couldn't help him talking nonsense, and a black and white light glowed on Chi You's handsome and mighty portrait.

"Big brother!"

The people in the house were all quiet, staring at the books without blinking.

Black and white are like two intertwined dragons, constantly spinning.The light became brighter and brighter, and Yuan Lingjun couldn't help covering his eyes with his arm.

Suddenly, there was a "boom".

The ground under his feet trembled, and Yuan Lingjun felt that there was an existence in front of him that could not be ignored, and the strange breath was powerfully rendered.

He opened his eyes a little excitedly.

"Chi..."

"BAA Baa baa."

Yuan Lingjun's face met with a pair of dark circles, especially big eyes.

"..."

He silently swallowed the last three words of "Great God Chi You" back into his stomach.

The animal in front of me has a fat body, a naive face, huge black eyes, four black claws, semi-circular ears and a round white belly.

Super cute.

But it wasn't Chi You.