[Football] Black powder daily

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【It's a big deal!It is suspected that you registered on Weibo trumpet to show off your love! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

Just like the title! ! ! !Send everyone a link, this trumpet posted a small video an hour ago, the person in it is definitely you, speaking in Portuguese, I asked a friend specifically, the translation is: I love you, your birthday I can explain the letter at that time, can you call me the video?mwah.

And then circled a person - the well-known Rooney MyLove, the famous Luo Hei cake blowing god.

'...The host don't want to go back to the magic area alive, RML just set the cake as a banned keyword in the special area last month, although you are posting in the topic area, but believe me, RML will chase you and block you until you cut off the account . '

'But RML did celebrate her birthday before, and she even gave away [-] cards to celebrate herself. '

'Yes yes, I took two hundred cards! '

"It looks ugly upstairs... I received five hundred." '

'I received 1000, and the first floor of that building seems to have received a total of [-]—so it should be first come, first served. '

'You're thinking wrong, that's because the first floor is RML's pancake fellow. '

'Is none of you following you?Are you so confused? '

"That trumpet was not registered by you, Luo, someone picked it up before, and that is the trumpet of Conscience Luo Mimu'an. There was a certain idol before who flattered the boss and gave him a thumbs up. I didn't change it His own private number was discovered. '

'Fuck...'

'Fuck! '

'I noticed that too! '

'Does Mu An have a younger sister named Mu Ning? '

'Munning is RML? ! @RooneyMyLove, God please tell me this is fake!Isn't Mu Ning's brother Luo Mi? !I thought Mu Ning was too! '

@RooneyMyLove: So what? !Romi is still hereditary?If Mu An is me, then I have to be? !What about logic? !Also, this post is boring, I suggest moderators to turn it around.

"How do you explain?! You sold me just for a broken ball?!" Mu Ning slapped his phone on the table and asked Mu An aggressively.

Mu An is not afraid of her.

"First, I just handed over my Weibo account. As for his misoperation, that's his problem and has nothing to do with me, so I can't say that I sold you." Mu An has reason, "Second, that It's not a goal, it's historic - you know Atletico Madrid haven't scored [-] goals in the Champions League yet."

"That's because their ancestors were poor!" Mu Ning said impatiently, "All the upstarts are like this, it doesn't prove anything."

"What are you talking about...Is Real Madrid's ancestors rich? That's a local tyrant with a century-old family and a watch forever. Didn't the Champions League score not reach 10? Let me tell you, this means that artificial human technology is underdeveloped. If the artificial human technology is mature, please copy 27 [-]-year-old Ronaldo, and now this is the captain, Portugal will win the World Cup immediately, and Real Madrid will win the five crowns, do you believe it?"

"Why has Real Madrid not been able to win the league championship for so many years? Have you ever thought about it? That's because there can't be two Ronaldo crosses from the side, and one Ronaldo dives to the top and eats cakes in the middle."

Mu Ning felt that Mu An had gone crazy for so many years.

"Are you a Real Madrid fan?" Mu Ning asked, "You are Du Wei!"

"Am I not Du Wei?" Mu An asked calmly, "I am Du Wei in essence, we are the same in this matter. Why do you despise me?"

Mu Ning wanted to take off the slippers and throw them on Mu An's face to calm him down.

"You don't give him the video?" Mu An finally realized his conscience, and felt that it was time for him to do something in line with his identity as Luo Mi. "He probably really needs time to explain."

Mu Ning glared at him and left without saying a word.

"Inexplicable!" Mu An accused Mu Ning when he turned his head to call Qu Nian, "If you give her a Rooney Champions League [-]-ball game ball, do you believe that the house at home will be sold by her?"

"...She can't do this." Qu Nian complained for Mu Ning.

"That's because Rooney didn't!" Mu An roared.

If Mu Ning knew what Mu An said, it would definitely set off a new bloody storm in the family, but the problem is that Mu Ning didn't know, she just made up her mind to listen to Ronaldo's plan to talk nonsense at this time.

She only waited for about ten seconds before Cristiano connected to the video, "Did you see Weibo? That's great!" - Cristiano said beamingly.

……

It is like a textbook which pot is not opened and which pot is not lifted.

"What do you want to explain?" Mu Ning didn't bother to argue with Cristiano about Weibo in the circle of friends, so he went straight to the point.

"My letter was to tell you that I didn't like you at first, but then I felt that my initial thoughts were wrong." Cristiano simplified the complexity and focused on the key points.

Mu Ning snorted coldly, "I've finished reading, I understand, is there anything else?"

"You didn't feel moved enough to make a video call to me after watching it?" Cristiano asked excitedly.

Mu Ning frowned, looking very impatient, "If you just want to question me, don't waste your time."

Time has changed, Ronaldo, you have such a day... Cristiano actually has time to feel sorry for himself.

"No... I just want to tell you that I really like you, not playing with you." Cristiano said, "Although there are some things I haven't decided yet, I'm definitely not teasing you. "

"It's empty talk. Don't you just tease me with the things you did in the past? You come and drink, and those who don't know think I'm your new housekeeper."

"I'm not stupid, I won't demolish my house if I find a housekeeper like you..." Cristiano Ronaldo, "I mean... I can assure you."

Mu Ning suddenly waved his hand, "Wait a while."——As she spoke, she took the phone from the side and pressed it twice, "Tell me, I want to record it, and it will be a testimony in court from now on."

……

"say what?"

"How do you prove that I'm not your butler?"

"I'll let you and Chris eat all over Madrid after school."

"anything else?"

"I won't let you make drinks for the guests anymore."

"Ah."

"...be gentle with you."

"Go on."

"what else?!"

"If you are gentle and ask me to do this, don't you think I'm a housekeeper?! You have to listen to me once or twice, right?"

"Listen to you, listen to you in everything." Cristiano said-this is how he made the mistake that men all over the world are prone to make.

"Okay, then I will go to Manchester to watch the game next week before returning to Madrid." Munning said contentedly, "Also, I plan to renovate my house and put Rooney's poster back."

Cristiano wins one night loses pants Ronaldo at the end.

But he decided to swallow his anger for the time being, and wait for Mu Ning to return to Madrid before sending her poster into the shredder.

Satisfied, Mu Ning nodded to Cristiano who 'accepted', and then put the phone aside, "I ate cherry candy today, do you want to know what it tastes like?"

Cristiano almost said that Mu Ning was mentally retarded - cherry candy is not cherry flavor - but God still loves Cristiano today, he suddenly felt that this line was a bit familiar, so he said suspiciously: " certainly."

"Then I will sit on your lap, let you smell it carefully, and then peel off the candy wrapper, and allow you to lick the candy wrapper—today's candy wrapper may be cherry red, and when your lips are dyed red by the candy wrapper, you You can taste my candy."

This time Mu Ning didn't hang up the video.

Neither did Cristiano.

Today's Cristiano won all night, lost his pants in the last hand, and went out to pick up 1000 million. Ronaldo is as lucky as ever.

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