[Zhongyingmei] Mouth Cannon Man

[-]. Mysterious Tracker

There is no deterrence, and the face flushed with anger is even a little cute.Wade looked down at Gisele, feeling hit for a split second.

Giselle didn't know why Wade's eyes seemed to change, she let go of her hand uneasily, and the animal's intuition made her take a step back: "...I'm serious!"

Wade raised his eyebrows: "Okay." Giselle was taken aback, not knowing what he meant.Wade chuckled: "So you like this kind of play, I understand, I will try my best to cooperate with you next time." Giselle's expression froze, and she ignored him, turned around and walked away.

Abnormal!Gisele screamed inside.Wade pushed the supermarket trolley and followed behind Gisele, taking his time.Gisele didn't hesitate anymore, but walked quickly to the feminine products area and started to get herself sanitary napkins.As a result, Wade also came over: "Honey, don't you really think about using tampons?"

Giselle resisted the urge to paste a pack of sanitary napkins on Wade's face, and put the things she had taken into the cart: "I don't think about it." "Sweetheart, is it possible that you don't know how to use it?" Wade eyeballed Turning around, he smiled wretchedly, "I recommend the catheter type! A must for beginners!"

Several people were already looking at them, and Giselle was furious. After thinking about it, she still pointed at Wade and cast a silencing spell on him.Wade opened his mouth and found that he couldn't speak, so he looked at Giselle with a sad face, and he was honest.

Giselle was a little proud, but she still whispered to him kindly: "Go back... I will untie it for you when I go back, and you can just be quiet for a while." Wade followed behind Giselle dejectedly, As if he had been wronged by the heavens, he kept showing off his handsome face that had recovered temporarily.Giselle hardened her heart and just ignored him.

The two finally finished their purchases, Giselle paid the money, and Wade and Wade each carried bags and walked towards the door wobbly.Wade was still unable to speak, and he recovered quickly. He followed Giselle with the bag in his hand, almost jumping up.

Giselle could only pretend not to see, she tried her best to walk ahead without looking sideways, to behave normally.Wade looked at Giselle's back and smiled, which was impossible to ignore.Just when Giselle couldn't help it and turned around to undo the spell for him, Wade's face suddenly changed, and he pulled Giselle into a side alley.

Giselle opened her mouth to speak, but Wade covered her mouth.He listened attentively to the movement outside, his face was not pretty.Giselle felt a little uneasy in her heart, Wade turned his head and opened his mouth to her, Giselle understood, and quickly broke the spell for him.

"Sweetheart, you are really missed," Wade said in a low voice, winking, "There are a lot of little bugs following you." Giselle was startled, and she clenched her teeth and remained silent.The two waited in the dark alley for a while, only to hear a bunch of messy footsteps approaching from far to near. After the group of people searched around for a while, they found that they had lost their target, and couldn't help cursing a few words on the spot .

"How could it be the wizard's turn to do this kind of thing?" A man spat on the ground, "What about tracking magic?" I can't reach her." "Damn," the man who spoke before cursed angrily, "Let's go!"

Wade put his hand over Giselle's mouth and didn't let go.Giselle was trembling with fright, but clenched her teeth hard, even breathing very softly.Wade waited for those people to leave before letting go of Giselle: "Oh, sweetheart, you are calm. This is a good thing. After all, such things will definitely be indispensable in the future."

Giselle's face was pale, and she didn't dare to use Disapparation indiscriminately, for fear of leaving magic waves and being caught by someone's tail.She lowered her head and pulled Wade: "Let's go back quickly." "The goal is too big," Wade stopped her, "We'd better wait for them to go far away, sweetheart."

Giselle was stunned for a moment: "They..." "Shh," Wade gestured, "Brother didn't bring a guy today, if we fight, I'm afraid I won't care about you. Or sweetheart, you want me to use sanitary napkins To cut their throats?" Giselle glared at him, then quickly looked around, then shrank back and turned into a palm-sized kitten directly in front of Wade.

Wade was stunned, and Giselle, who was in a cat state, scratched his trousers in shame. As a result, Wade threw the two bags in his hand to the ground in an instant, and squatted down in front of Giselle, with an expression of He was full of interest: "Hey hey hey!! What is this! Sweetheart, your current appearance...is really irresistible! I think I have discovered another advantage of you!"

Well, what time is this, and I still have the mind to play around!Giselle gritted her teeth and jumped onto Wade's shoulder.Wade stretched out his hand and flicked the cat's head, and Gisel was dizzy from the flick. Wade laughed, picked up the two bags again, and walked outside with twists and turns: "Sit down, kitten , your Wade special line is about to set sail, oh, there is no safety belt or other things, if you fall, the captain will not be responsible."

Giselle felt that she was not well. She bared her teeth at Wade, but Wade ignored her and walked calmly alone.Soon the two of them were far away from the alley, and before Giselle could breathe a sigh of relief, Wade passed by the place where the two lived, and walked to a remote place.

Giselle's heart immediately rose to her throat, Wade tilted her head and blew on the cat's hair, and Giselle lay there tremblingly, shaking and shaking.Wade didn't wear a teleportation belt, but he did bring some other treasures.Seeing him walking further and further away, Giselle became anxious, not knowing what he was going to do.

"relax honey," Wade whispered, "oh, I'm going to eat tacos when I go back tonight, sweetheart, you won't let me down, right? You've been like my snail girl for so many days, I can't leave Let me go. Don't ask me what a snail girl is, but you must know that brother can break the dimensional wall."

Wade babbled, and he didn't stop until he reached a dead end.He put the two bags aside, then raised his right finger: "Actually, I don't really like this style of hiding. Brother is a man, and he always prefers fists to the flesh."

There was no sound around, and Wade patted Giselle's head with his left hand: "Since you won't come out...then kitty, go to the side first, I want to put some water. Although I have a lot of capital, I am a delicate and sensitive person." People." Giselle's face was full of cat fur and she couldn't see her blush, but she still scratched Wade's paw before lightly jumping onto the lid of the trash can beside her.

While whistling, Wade spread his legs and aimed at the corner of the wall. Giselle could only look up at the sky. The moment she looked up, she seemed to see a black shadow drifting past.

—Is it an illusion?Giselle shuddered and suddenly meowed a few times.Wade has already started to open the gate to release the water. He whistled and looked very relaxed.Giselle turned her head and didn't look at him. Wade took a long time to urinate, and said to Giselle while urinating: "Sweetheart, why do you give up the reasonable time to take advantage of it? Brother doesn't mind at all, you Really don't take a look? Oh I promise you'll love me for it, you did."

Giselle meowed at him angrily, and the moment she turned her head, several figures suddenly appeared behind her, rushing towards the dead servant with lightning speed, Giselle had no time To react, I could only watch Wade hold his pants in one hand——

"That's why I said that brother likes to fight head-to-head." Wade kicked the trash can next to him and knocked the two shadows into the air. "Brother Bully didn't bring any tools today? It's a pity you don't know what it means Only a man like me who travels through dimensions can understand the hidden thunder in the crotch..."

"Let's do it!" Deadpool let out a burst of crazy laughter, and with the other hand, he took out two diapers from his crotch, bit off the diaper ring without any scruples, and threw it directly at the attackers. past.The men in black kneeled down reflexively, and Wade took the opportunity to grab Giselle.As soon as the two guns fell to the ground, they began to emit a lot of smoke. By the time the men in black realized that they had been tricked, Deadpool and Giselle, who had turned into a cat, had disappeared.

At the same time, there was a big footprint on all the men in black's buttocks, Wade was so angry that everyone kicked them.The leading man in black was furious: "Search! They can't run very far! Find them quickly! You idiots!"

Giselle was lying in Wade's arms. Giselle seized the right moment to change back into a human form for the apparition, and took Wade to another place.

Holding a coffee cup, Tony blinked his big eyes and looked at Wade, who was holding Giselle in his arms. His words sounded like Professor Snape's: "What are you two doing? Showing affection and running in front of people? There is no audience Do you feel uncomfortable all over?"

Giselle was stunned—she disapparated subconsciously, and ended up in the Avengers Tower!With a playful smile on his face, Wade changed his posture very naturally, and put on Giselle's shoulder: "Wow, look, look, who is this? Short, rich and handsome Tony with a big shit~"

"Don't think I can't hear it," Tony rolled his eyes, "I really miss the time when I couldn't hear between the lines." "Ah, yeah!" Wade was even happier, "It's an honor, an honor. "

Completely out-of-the-box dialogue.Giselle finally came back to her senses, she held down Wade, her face was not very good: "Mr. Stark, we were attacked just now." "Well, I already knew," Tony was not surprised, " Jarvis, show them."